Jeff Dunham w/ Walter's Early Rants

[ShadowLuigi3854]

@xdancesxwithxwolvesx

Good thing he improvised alot, dude.

[IDJI831]

walter sounds like Red Forman From thats 70's Show!

[chillinur36]

7:17

read the caption.

[SlairMongrel]

OH MY CHEESECAKE. I had my headphones on with the volume all the way up. Kudos for having good volume, but DAMN.

[dWhiteLightningb]

How old is this?

[Alpha25803]

makes me think of my old band teacher!! lol!!!

[jamesbizs]

too fucking loud. Asshole

[lakergal07]

@jamesbizs Turn fucking speakers down. Asshole

[jamesbizs]

@lakergal07 Considering I'm not the only one complaining, it's your own damn fault, and not mine. When I watch video after video with good sound levels, I'm not expecting to have to turn my sound down because someone doesn't know how to edit a video.

[cha0tic]

SPOILER ALERT:

This video is very loud. Turn down your speakers.

[ktchipmunkchica]

wow after all this time and those lines are still funny? this guy has talent i love dunHAM so much!!!!!

[erniesigsoundfan]

I'm an American. I don't need beer to act like an jerk! hahaha

[erniesigsoundfan]

I love Walter.

[legalsecretary]

thats from the MOntreal Just for laughs festival :)

[bmzloop]

A lot of these jokes are from "Arguing With Myself"

[SubBandTrumpet]

Walter sounds like a drunk Santa...

[pacificbound67]

@GamingTrophyHUNTERS 7 Walters!!

[janesisco]

dobald man make good lovers? no never dated a bald man! my uncles are all bald!

[americaeagle61]

Walter remind me of my uncle Bill.

[TylerHeitkamp]

you would be surprised at how many regular stand up commedians reuse their jokes. its part of their act

[tasant159]

"times a week??damn i think i should use decimal to answer this one!!!"

wahahahahahahaha walter is funny

[AngusInDaHouse1979]

holy crap walter sounds so different!

[solexes87]

I like it...man....shut the hell up

[Corzoko]

6 people got turned into puppets

[TheMissLisa]

She always has a good time... Pisses me off...

xD

[missbean1997]

I just watched JD from the Improve circa early '90s. His routine is still the same. Time for some new material Jeff?

[narutolee1318]

he repeats his jokes

[Phleaswriter]

'Like eating a piece of gum you already chewed'

....Well after 46 years a woman gets kinda loose n raw,heh.

[MrMrtiki]

This ones his best performance for walter .

[aGuyFromPleven]

46 years of marriage, what has that done for ya?

-Look at my face !

xD

[workshopskater823]

the early voices sucked bt still funny

[Enigmajeffhardywwe]

he uses sum ov the jokes in Spark of Insanity, but stil fuck funny

[Tigerblaze95]

FUUUUNY! I LOVE THIS GUY!

[SBQ904]

Budweiser's considered a soda... Ahahaaa!

Walter's awesome :D

[TwiztedAnimator]

"Come on man, I'm an American. I don't need beer to act like a jerk." ....Greatness!

[OMGITSROCCELE]

4:45 - 5:10 LMMMAAAO

[TheFallen7fold]

"i wanna go like my uncle did. peacefully in his sleep, unlike the passengers in his car"

who made that joke. did jeff invent it cause i've heard it loads and then i found this and wondered if he came up with it. . .

[IbenStark]

First time I heard that joke was while we were driving towards an island.

We nearly crashed!!

[ApocalypticJoker]

@TheFallen7fold jokes like that one are practically untraceable. same with the whole "men invented instant replay cuz we forgot what jus thappened a second ago" bit.

[LadyMisfitAngel]

some of the jokes are the same, but I like the ones I haven't heard before.

Personally, since it's been so long between this and "Spark" I think it's okay to recycle his material.

[urrpeg77]

300,000,000 sperm, THAT the one that got through right there!

[xdancesxwithxwolvesx]

damn he still using the same lines as he did back then,. but its amazing how the voice has changed over the years

[Hoser1358]

@xdancesxwithxwolvesx might just be recording quality,, but seriously how old is the Walter doll? like 10 - 20 years?

[fullingdale]

@xdancesxwithxwolvesx - this was from before he was particularly famous, so why not reuse them now that he IS famous. Old/New who cares ... funny as hell, lol

[justgaming107]

@xdancesxwithxwolvesx thats what alot of comedians do because there not as popular where everyone knows all of there bits its easyer to recycle jokes

[TheCowboy139]

Times a week? xD 0.0

[amayaxforever]

he sounds older in there old ones lol, walter does....

[devanaire]

@amayaxforever he really does

[johnnydiggle]

@amayaxforever Most voice actors when they start off, the voices they're portraying will tend to be a lot deeper and lower in pitch, soon they become more versatile with their voice box and gradually get higher in pitch, developing an overall better voice, take Dan Castellaneta who voices Homer Simpson for example, back in 1989 when he started, he had a low tone as well.

[Idinamenzelluvu]

he reminds me of arcine bunker, lol. so..youve been married for 46 years, can you tell me your happiest moment? 47 years ago, lol : D

[Wastelander1972]

lolz always something with this guy....

[Rockergirf]

perfected to perfection nice jumble of the same word man. just kidding Love jeff dunham

[ricoagogo]

this guy......these guys i should say are amazing.

[parkesc21]

with that voice seems like he's missing a cowboy hat or somethin

[DAYTAY]

if you look at any comedian the repeat the same jokes over and over and over again. so get over it, look for newer stuff from someone else, if that is what you want to see.

[tonybek1]

come on man i am an american i do not need beer to act like a jerk hahahahaha

ROFL lmao

[Kagomeonutube]

omg...walter's voice...its so different O-o

[NoobProductions20]

dont you mean jeff wlater isnt realy talking -_-

[Kagomeonutube]

lol yeah, i guess, but u get what I mean...its just sooo different....

[mysteryloser24]

Yah thats true, but you know if walter actually was talking, he'd probably call you a dumbass, DUMBASS!! Im just kidding dude. I meant no offence honestly. XD

[hank17us]

Has anyone ever seen what Jeff's wife looks like? I tried to find pictures but I can't find any

[kutzbill]

Check out the opening of arguing with myself. She is in that. However I know that she filed for divorce, so it might be his ex-wife by now.

[TheDevilbuster]

What?? Why the heck would she do that?

[kutzbill]

I really have no information on that. It might be on the internet somewhere.

[jellymaster2]

Check the opening to Spark of Insanity

[justinfan2]

they show her on Jeff Dunham Very Special Christmas Special. There's also a special feature called Dear Santa where you can see his daughters. The two youngest not the oldest one.

[CheckAttitude]

Spark of Insanity's opening credits.

[ImAFuckinRobot]

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[yragorn]

omg i missed his trip at montreal?!!? NooOOooo

[Devzero5900]

we argue about the toilet seat...

learn to hover :p

[disneyfreaksXIII]

can you have it any louder?

[sithlordluke]

I believe it is because the original video wasn't widescreen and the video is stretched to be widescreen. that always makes people look fat.

[binweevilsnewdoc]

walter sounds different when back then

[DeltaPhi79]

Well it's old and he changed his mind for voices. Apparent with Walter, Jose, and Peanut.

[mcnag]

maybe he got a sore throth of this voicetype, but it sounds much lower, more of a 50 year old then a 70 year old.

[OfficialCarmenGort]

walter grew older too ;]

[jaredjamesdewald]

i say maybe he will come up with a new puppet that would give some good new lines

[lespaullover13]

all the same jokes but its still great

[hbaublit]

The Christmas special is one thing, being filmed for family television. But if you actually get to go to a show live were anything goes. Jeff Dunham isn't as clean as he seems and the guitar guy is even more on the racy side because they are not filming.

[animedude062]

for some reson they look fat -.-

[hbaublit]

I went and seen him last weekend. I thought the same thing because it was the Spark of Insanity Tour. And I have seen this on TV. I was pleasantly surprised though. It started with Guitar Guy who is hilarious. And the Jeff Dunham came out. 90% of his act was not what i had seen on TV it was new Material.This was one of the best Comedians that i have seen. Also a lot of the act was tailored to the south since he was in the south and this also made it better.

[coltsfanca]

Ya, did Walter do the "Thank you Manwell" bit?

[xtremecanuck]

I love his Spark of Insanity and Arguing with Myself shows... going to his show in Vancouver on June 11th, so I'm glad to hear there's new material. Hoping to hear some new stuff :)

[abaydala]

let's hope it's new material. I'm hoping Walter makes fun of Richmond/Hong Kong. 3 weeks away.

[adittya86]

yeh i agree.. lots of repeats... iif you were to wath the videos here.. then you wouldnt have such a great time watching him live..

[Jollygrkgiant92]

He uses the same jokes...but they're still funny and he keeps em fresh and mixes them up lol

[specterseal999]

Jeff Dunhum is the best of the very very best

[SamusEric]

Oh yes, this is Jeff Dunham in 1996 at the "Just For Laughs" Festival in Montreal. This is where I found Jeff for the first time, still love him so much.

[Muetze17]

walter is one of my favourites, but the best is josé jalapeno

on a steek! XD

he is so funny!

[mckillaa]

HAHAHA!! so what kinda tattoo would you have gotten? a beautiful womens face. where would you but it? on my wifes face! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HILARIOUS

[selkirk4life]

WALTER IS WAY TOO SMALL IN THIS ONE

[goalieur]

why do pick your nose when your driving because my ass is to far to reach

[benrawson1994]

brilliant!

[sheajg]

quit analyzing and just enjoy!

[liamnaruto]

peole say he reapets jokes ummm he does 250 shows a year okay for critcs try that see what happens new jokes every show not easy is it

[ktie28]

yep, some of the materials are the same..but still funny..i like the latest voice of walter..walter is my favorite

[MrBill012]

JD: 46 years of marriage. What has that done for ya?

W: Look at my face

XD

[FighttoBleed]

i just noticed that his material is the same as spark of insanity and arguing with myself

[j1m302k8]

well tbh when ur doin ventriloquism or any type of comedy it would probably be quite difficult to think of new material for every single gig

[FighttoBleed]

yea his walter voice isnt as good but he's gotten way better

[Cockatiel2007]

That was an early voice.

[MrBill012]

JD: Walter, do you think about getting old?

W: I don't worry about it. I figure I wanna go like my Uncle did.

JD: How is that?

W: Peacefully and in his sleep.

Unlike the passengers in his car.

xD

[SamMoff]

i don't wanna be a prat but some of this stuff is also on "arguing with myself" like the 'happiest moment of his life being 47 years ago,' and 'she always has a good time.. pisses me off'

[kendodd4life]

jeff: so u like it in monteieol

walter: motrohohohllll lmfao so funny jeff is the best at comidey lol

[geislerman]

no shit

[Stroupie1]

$50

[jrl7575]

Walter rules

[hewo1990]

Walter sound much diffrent in the newer vids

[Nidira]

Character evolution is awesome, isn't it? ^^

[axelboy05]

is walter available in stores??? lol xD

[XKE100]

i lov walter

the way he moans is awesome

[hffee]

Walter and Achmed at the same time would be killer

[triplek96]

In a way, that has already happened in A Spark of Insanity. Or did you mean both puppets shown at the same time?

[Cockatiel2007]

This is a lot older.

[ZapZapMimi]

I was in Montreal not that long ago... CANADA!

[ILPJackalope]

ok guys, im getting pissed off at the people who keep saying "he does the same things over and over"... for christ sake he has been a comedian for.. what.. 20 years. Every comedian has jokes that he uses, and most of them remain the same with little change. I would like to see you people invent different stuff for 20 years.... it is physically impossible... he is still brilliant!

[muziekfreak1980]

I agree man, ppl in here will never have the creativity jeff dunham has shown in the years. Music the samething you know, artist still preform there OLD hits.

Its the same with comdians that are in business for so long.

Great comedian although not a skill ventriliquist (there allot better ones technical speaking)

But thats MHO.

[kittycatgirl72]

now walter wears a tan sweater

[beegeesfan2]

Yes he does on stage but ...the  Walter doll has on a blue pullover sweater. I own the doll.

[kittycatgirl72]

kool

[bl2112]

His voice changed be cause this is 20 years old. Does your voice sound the same after 20 years?

[TheGreenCow1414]

nope =^)

[DevilTakeMe]

Few Comedians change their routines, even after 20 years. They change some jokes around to fit the times, but they mostly have the same routine.

[karlosx8]

lieverdood thats well true

[lieverdood]

Lol walter keeps 46 years married xD

[XmrkrabsX]

woooooooow walter hasnt changed much exept his voice a little

[Kedchup]

Walter looks a bit like a chinese guy :P

[KissMeClay]

yea chizzywoo is right. i heard some of these jokes one of his videos.

[Waqorat]

The first time people got to see the Walter character....?

[jenbanter]

Just like kids, I think they are each special in his own way. The video with them all in bed with the wife put me on the floor. I had to wear diapers for a week. Of course the more current bits are funnier, but watching the old makes me appreciate the newer even more. It also shows that some of the jokes stand the test of time.

[ENIO11]

the audio is screwed..

[chizzywoo]

I think this guy is great, I really do, but I've been through LOADS of clips and the jokes dont change. They're funny, sometimes hilarious, but I'd like to hear some different stuff. My fav` so far is Achmed. " I KILL you!" LMAO

[KissMeClay]

but you have 2 admit that walter's voice definitly changed.

[Sorren]

"Sit the hell down...300 million sperm and that one made it through."

Haha Im still laughing at that one.

[weirdo767]

im not, im three minutes in and on the floor

[undacovabrutha08]

akhmed is best

[weirdo767]

no where nere as funny than walter

[Aganiel]

They're both as funny ;)

[zoeybrookes101123]

hrm...i think i like the more recent ones better, but this is still funny :D