Suicidal Ninja!

[killerakawhiteninja]

id hit my mom

[cool3rick1]

lmfao xD 2:24 - 2:43

[RockLeeFan1]

I'd probably cover my eyes and tell my slave to stab me in the heart. Pretty sure that's how that guy from Shakespeare's play Caesar did it.

[rtrxggg]

I'd go to amsterdam where if you commit a felony they kill you by cannabis smoke inhilation.

[teamnoah111]

Push Me Out A 4000 Foot Window

[Raqwaza17]

Or he could just slit his throat

[smasherguy88]

I would attempt to rob a bank on my own shoot all the police then if I somehow escaped alive with the money, then I would spend the rest of my years alive drinking the sweet tears of orphans

[migueledwards47]

watch justin bieber or listing to his songs thats a nother way u can die lol

[YSSerous111]

You watch too much final destination man )

[monkey1011011]

Punch a shark in the face

[PykohYT]

*bang bang bang bang bang*

*zing zing zing zing zing*

Oh yeah? Deflect this! *

*bang*

*zing* 'Kay.

[FA7HEAD69]

OK SAY U GET RANDOM SHIT UP UR ASS WOULD A PORN STAR LIKE IT PLZZ SOMEONE RESPOND

[37shadowwolf15]

i would put i gun to someones head, give them a gun, and say "if u dint kill me in 10 seconds ill shoot and kill u".

[3ShadesofShawdow]

penguins with machine guns

[lambcut360]

Eat the cookie monsters cookie

[Karaseenya]

throw a milkshake at chuck norris

[coolgirl1237100]

im secretly a ninji

[steeldrag69]

@coolgirl1237100 i dont think its a secret anymore...

[ARandomStranger88]

I was shot at a couple times...

[Lollipop708]

Make a visit to Anime land, plenty of crazy people there that would kill me.

[BagelTanker]

Look into Chuck Norris's eyes,

[TheLikenessOfNormal]

I'd take a Russian kid's keyboard...

[TheLikenessOfNormal]

I'd take a Russian kid's keyboard...

[kiosda1]

steal a ciggerate from a black guy

[tariq4852]

i would get a tatoo on my fore head saying osama bin laden rocks then walk around new york city near ground zero

[MsLady4you]

make my ex mad. that should do the trick

[666hellsangle]

Instant penis enlarger on my head

[RacinZilla007]

Take my wedding ring off...

[corbination11]

i would post a video of me saying that fluffee sucks. and in the video i would tell everyone my address

[darkbabylugia]

HE FORGOT THE HEY WATSUP IN THE BIGINING

[Puckglee]

I would make someone accidetally pour poison in my food

[Zombieassaassin]

Take an arrow to the knee

[BaalIsHere]

KILL ME! SNGSNGNSGNSGNSNGGSN Sweet. Totally knew I could do tha- SNG. Yeah, Well deflect this.. BANG! SNG!... K?

[MrDrugsarebad]

its illegal to kill yourself

[khris98hsv]

@MrDrugsarebad The funny thing is, You can't go to jail if you killed yourself XD

[XwerePlays]

Id come at them polices and id yell EEEPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheGamestar19]

id tell a girl to suck my dick till my heart came out

[MegaBacktalk]

I'd perform harakiri bit I'd have my friend control the blade.

[gabylovesjustin1]

IDK

[MrXpersonX]

i'd just got through a town with a gun killing everyone x3 someones bond to shoot back

[TheSnowyice]

I would do my super annoying laugh until someone killed me....that or I would just die laughing. You know, whatever works.

[Oogalaga99989]

that is the same jacket inside out in high heel stabs brain

[bacdafucup98]

i love you

[DkXboxer]

I'd jack off till I bleed all my blood out...........while watching FLuffe and Opra

[BrandonsThaughts]

well truns out he was an awesome ninja O_O

[ThePotatomonster69]

hell sounds kinky...

[heyfindmenoob]

AFTER THE LOGO HE DIDNT SAY HEY WHATS UP OMFG

[emeryerz]

Lol I have that same element sweatshirt

[dead6828]

I'll go in KFC & yell out "NIGGERS!!!!" :D

[ZOMBIEHUNTER745]

@dead6828 id do the same thing we will go togather

[mattycooke]

kill the president and become most wanted

[lollipophunter19]

i would slit my throat or wrists...slow and painful <3

[minecaftify]

id stab my self in the d@%#

[TheCodemanc4]

tell mey friends to dribe by me

[zuendraaier3]

I would jump in front of a bike.

[marty12387]

im allready dead

[migueledwards47]

i would pull a gun to my head and then pull the tringer and blow my brains out

[MCdouble99]

i would tell my friend to shoot me!!!!!!!

and if didnt i woyld say do it if were friends.

[ExplodingGothicWin]

I would "actidentally on purpose" run in front of a car

[IQUnder30]

Listen to Rebecca Black......... Simple

[geels2484]

i'd have someone blind fold me then shoot me in the head were there's no chance of survival....but i love life. Suicidals, this one goes out to all of you.... you know who you are......Stop trying to ####ing kill yourself and just rethink life instead of saying....I know whats wrong! I'm alive! and i make people's lives worse so i'll just kill myself...that's not everyone's solution. ever heard of therapy???

[lemurfan123]

sleep pill or something

[willkill81]

old age



[msgummiblair]

lmao i looked at the recommended videos on the side and i saw the video "Where do you pee?" then i looked 3 videos down and found the video "I Pee in Mailboxes" and to make it even funnier, the 'where do u pee' video picture>> was him facing FLuffee's left and the 'i pee in mailboxes' was him looking to his right, therefore making it look like they were talking.. if that makes sense?

[kek97ful]

i would glue a picture of justin beiber on my face

[IsItMyTimeNow]

I would go on a date with Meg Griffin.

[howtobeagod101]

hahahah

[Dodgemanthe]

I would voluntarily as a test subject for wille E. cyote

[thekon2000]

ask your crazy ex



[IAmASonOfABlackMan]

I'd ask my imaginary friend to throw me off of a cliff

[86jaggieMCRluvr]

I'd tell my friend to kill me because I'm turing into a Zombie, and she'd be all. "OH FUCK!" *bang .-.

[grimsreep]

i wud make out with a pro kick boxers gf or wife then hit him to make him madder..after tht it wud b all over!!!!

[T1ERGAMERS]

are you canadian? lol

[john0donavan0ritter]

KILL ME ... *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing*... "Sweet I totally knew I could do that" "Yeah well deflect this".. *bang* *sing* ... kay

[AshyliaJ]

tell my mom i got a F on my report card

[jackbh1994]

id make a friand order a cage full of lions and snakes and shit then i would bug a gun n fight my way untill i get bitten / head bitten off or i would fight the lions with a spoon

[nuttymonkey11]

get the guy REALLY drunk and then say 'hey, dude, we should so try out knife throwing. i'll be on the spinning wheel and you just have another beer...'

[parkourandweed]

Kidnap a guys family. Then place the guys family in a small cage, make sure you have a surgeon implant the key in your brain. Then invite the guy over and make the cage slowly descend into an acid pit.

[Lee2785991]

Go to a restaurant eat food that you have  allergy with. You will sick and die

[shaeshae246810]

Love ur videos!

[ClassifiedMind]

why are the two top comments unrealated to the video and are really similar to each other. Well of course its because everybody is bent of ereasing the media smudges of the social system by constenly outbursting negative phrases to better releive their pent up hollow agressions of said smudge merly so that they can better fit in with the previously mentioned social system, thank you for reading

[VCmaster1]

@ClassifiedMind how r they similar? mine says how to die and the top one is saying about video suggestions?

[ClassifiedMind]

@VCmaster1 the top comments hav changed since I had posted that comment. they used to say something about rebbeca black and justin beiber and how if you wanted to commit suicide you should either dress like justin beiber or you should listen too rebbeca black. And its obvious that both of these comments were just to seem funny/clever but are like what I stated in my earlier comment, thank you for reading

[VCmaster1]

@Classifieoh ok srry got confused lol

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

Holy shit fluffe is now a ninja! Lovin the sword.

[SpiderWebba]

anyone else notice that he didn't say his 'hey! what's up!?" at the start?....

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

@SpiderWebba Thats cuse its an old one. I think?

[SpiderWebba]

@AvrilLavinge4eva oh, ok...I must not be watching them in order then...

[VCmaster1]

i would say chuck norris is a bitch

[legoincplx4x5]

@VCmaster1 I already did that and nothing happened..........WAIT WAIT N...

[Thomner1]

@VCmaster1 Bruce Lee did. Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him

[VCmaster1]

@Thomner1 other way around

[Thomner1]

@VCmaster1 Bruce Lees Asian. Straight up ninja

[halogod62]

@VCmaster1 lol your funny...why aren't you answering back to me...FINE! fuck you and fuck chu-

[supapoopascoopa0135]

@VCmaster1 wtf?

[VCmaster1]

@supapoopascoopa0135 lol

[oOChickenGamingOo]

@VCmaster1 and VCmaster1 was never seen again

[VCmaster1]

@oOChickenGamingOo Until now

[oOChickenGamingOo]

@VCmaster1 Dun dun dun

[faceboobs]

My friend would rapter(like the dino) me to death.

[nancytakaralfigueroa]

id go hang out with snookie with jersey shore for a day.. im sure she'd get me killed

[WereTheHopeOfAmerica]

go to utah walk to the nearest church walk in say im a gay hooker now who wants to get there penis sucked

im from utah bye the way so I can say what I want

[nikoli46]

@WereTheHopeOfAmerica lol funny but u wudnt be going to utah then, ur already there, but i understand wat u meant lol

[hinagreenhidared]

i would piss off the 6 year old terrorist girl

[drumdude360]

take a cheeseburger from rick ross

[kdowg99]

it is called suicide by cop read the book the outsiders a guy does it in that he pulls a gun with no ammo and they start to fire and i would do the same thing

[WaveyJdoTnorthweezie]

il play cod :D

[awkball]

If kidnap Fluffee for sure Simone would find me an kill me but id get to spend time with Fluffee :D

[lurch195]

lol power rangers sword

[beachballize]

go to france and get fucked

[ryanxcv]

eat aakot of butter

[KillswitchOverride]

Rube Goldberg Death Machine.

[TheZannen]

i would say that jersey shore isn't that bad

[Alienh8ter]

I swear, when u burped at the end of the video, I could smell it!!!! It smelled kinda like Fritos

[hl2man312]

i would run into the chines capitol building with a nuke and plow my self up. FUCK the communists.

[VampireGirlpure]

make a bomb and tell my friend to put it in my car soon

[chillyinvader]

I would light a 3ton joint, smoke it all, get high, drink a case of absinthe and redbull then drive around with two tons of TNT in the back of my car

[hello333able]

an epic samurai fight to the death

[1ZsebastianZ1]

rob a bank then go outside with guns drawn with blanks, id put a audio recording iin my pocket confessing that i wasnt going to kill anyone then they would feel bad

[Akatsukialltheway]

Id set up a hut of stone, glass and wood, dress up as a green pig, then have my friend get in an angry birds outfit and the rest probably speaks for itself :D

[lamareikan666]

He was watching too much naruto

[DiamondZxHD]

I wanna be beat to death w/ a cat I <3 CaTz

[sqweebs2]

Pay a guy to kill me at some random time like a week later.

[jreynoso141]

flufee its actualy is siiside there are no charges and when or if they kill him its last rezort

[AimeeBlamey]

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[AimeeBlamey]

here's my comment

[chillyinvader]

I'd get a friend to tie my to a chair, blindfold me and make me listen to Rebecca black Friday.

[carlospicyweiner]

i would go to texas and say that i was gay

[MrUnladenswallow]

i would ask a middle aged man to push me off a moving camel rigged with explosives.

[johngfunny]

YOUR JAket is reversible



[lMrSE7ENl]

the episodes suggestions say (where do you pee) and right under it (i pee in mailboxes) :D

[deathangelsweet]

i'd attack crocodiles until one of them would kill me.(probably would be the first...)

[jsand98]

were did u buy that awsome hodie?!?

[xYoshiTheGreatx]

I would tie a rope around my neck and tie the other end to a car, then bitch out the driver until he/she speeds away...I'm sure some part of being dragged by my neck by a speedng car would kill me

[jhoags92]

I'd tell a cop I outlawed doughnuts.

[SteelBloodHound]

I'd tell him to kill me or I killed his entire fucking family right in front of him!

[COSPLAYGIRL75]

id make my friend make me listen to justin beiber or and kind of pop or hip hop...my ears would prb bleed and id die.

[xXKibaForeverMoreXx]

I knew u could reflect it! PA TING TING PA TING TING TING TING!!! oh yeah reflect this! Ahh! HA PA TING!!!! xD

[xxcollinxx100]

anyone notice 2 vids r named. where do you pee? and i pee in mailboxes.

[TheDounttron]

Rickroll the army. Problem solved.

[jcinfection]

id semply pay a serial killer to kill me o.0

[dathblaze]

Run into a gang house while my comrades work on their tactics, screaming "LEEEEROY JENKINZZZ!!!"

[JHasapis2213]

I would have a friend plant a roman candle in the toilet and have the fuse tied to the seat so when i go to take my morning "drop of ye olde deauce: the fuse goes off and shoots through my body like a shooting star, although it probably wouldn't kill me but im sure we could go from there.

[annoying01fun]

The people with top comments need to be more original.

[babe1012011]

Not have Habichi every 2 weeks!

[allierose126]

YOU DIDNT SAY HEYY WHATS UP!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA FREAKIN DIE!!!!!

[sleeptightsweetheart]

sword to face.. gnarley!!

[MODDER871]

tease rrandom people with guns

[TheMattShona]

get fucked in the ass by a black guy

[husla2day]

this ninja is a gangster

[vaffanculocagna]

just fight someon till death but let them win?...lol

[xxXxxK4YC33xxXxx]

I would go to a police station strapped and just start shooting, odds are that would only end with death... or I would fill a tub with water, buy a jelly fish put jelly fish in water and wait, it would perserve my heart and it could be donated...idk lol

[TheBruteforce101]

ide let a fish kill me



[joeysjaf]

i would ask justin bieber to make a song with rebecca black.

[sk8erdude601]

i would go outside and dance to rebecca black in a black neighborhood

[PyroBitch123]

Covered in pitch, set ion fire, and thrown into the Grand Canyon.

[metalheaddommyduk]

@PyroBitch123 You want to be joshua graham dont you.

[hobozrock]

divide by zero

[br6425]

put a justin bieber mask and go to the street

[iambubbleman]

First Reaction! 

[Sam1214ify]

i would ask my friend to kill me.. its as simple as that :P

[itzmemaddy03]

id go up to rebecca black, and ask her to sing.

[dandroid98]

@itzmemaddy03 the 2 top rated comments are 50/50 (thumbs)

[itzmemaddy03]

@dandroid98 lol

[fighder2]

@itzmemaddy03 psh, just get into her car

[himinameisawesome101]

id go to a bar and yell go justin bieber

[friedtaters123]

i would want someone to nuke me go down in an explosion from hell

[friedtaters123]

he cant be a ninja........he was seen

[trustguy20]

Wish he actually deflected some bullets, sadly that will never happen XD

[PirateDuckyy]

dude itd be freakin awsum if once he knew he was gonna die he said some meaningful chinese saying and committed harakiri :)

[The2crazypop]

:3 I saw a monk,In Walmart the other day XD And this reminded me of it lol

[omaster567]

I would get a friend to sove as many mentos as possable in my eye socket and then poure lodes of coke down there and.....BANG!!!!!!!!!!

[DextrusDestroyer]

I WOULD PLAY JUSTIN BEIBER THEN REBBECA BLACK THEN THE MOST ANOYING SOUND EVER IN A FAT GUYS FACE AND DANGLE A PIECE ABOVE IT AND GIVE HIM A GUN