Lol wtf who will ever use those spread sheats online for real everyknows MS word it has cool future the google app suck balls no cool futures to make something it's limited lol every google app is limited
Microsoft apps rock and the are easy to find on the internet just use google xD
Ohh cool but wtf is this ohh what is that smell o damn it overheating o dammit fast fast ohh damn it's broken going to repair shop ohhh damn i rather kill my self than do that
And lol try gaming on a mac you will be the only on playing chests with your other MAC buddy's
Hee you maybe wanna try this new app ohhh wait you have a mac nevermind hahahaha lmao MAC = FAIL
Really, most of the workers in my engineering division at my company own Mac Pros and Linux at home and work. Of course we do have a few cleaning people that have PCs that play Halo, are high-school drop outs and smoke pot. hahaha
But I guess that's why they are the ones cleaning up. They're dumb fucks and just play Halo all day on XBox live.
I'd love to see Sergey Brin and Larry Page actually leave a flaming bag of shit on Bill Gates front porch. I can see it now...
Bill Gates: Judas Priest Melinda! It's one of those flaming bags again!
Melinda Gates: Don't put it out with your boots Bill!
Bill Gates: Don't tell me my business Devil Woman! Call the fire department this one's outta control! (stomps out fire, smells shoe) IT'S POOP AGAIN!!!!!!
easy, easy easy... jeeez... it was just a quick video parody of a google ad... not everything is gonna be a music video that takes me a week to do - sometimes you're gonna get 10 minute tripe
Exactly. Only idiots who follow trends of microsoft hate will actually use anything else. The .doc format has always been and always will be the standard for everything, and every company will use power point and excel. Anyone with a computer desk job uses microsoft office, and the software isn't meant to be purchased by individual users. Which is why the price is high.
This is almost as stupid as saying Adobe can go fuck themselves cause google comes out with a 2nd rate image editor.
with the microsoft having just bought yahoo, and windows 7 being AWESOME (i ALREADY HAVE IT!) um... GOOGLE CAN SUCK IT AND THEIR CRAPPY NEW OPERATING SYSTEM THAT BLOWS!!! ;)
it may not happen to you but it sure does happen to a lot of people that use a PC.... .. like I said before Microsoft = RROD and BSOD...... next one will be A-Bomb of Death... or ABOD... watch out she is going to blow!!!.... ROFL... damn!! this comment was sure LMAO!!!
Oh look out, they have arived. Macs have been getting more viruses the more popular they get. Actually I have win 7 and it runs pretty smoothly. ;) Sooo much beter than that V word I will no longer speak of. hehe.
well.. the blue screen really was a win 95 problem. And the number is just about par according to the last count of the virus front. Because macs are so trendy now, hackers are turning their sights on it. However, most Co. still use pc for business. So yea, there are more. I would love a mac myself... but I can't afford the astronomical price tag! Only for the rich and trendy.
Actually it still is a problem now because hackers are aware of how the OS on Microsofts computers work. Yes hackers are slowly turning to the Macs now..... An Imac that does it all starts at only cost $1200.... but I see how money can be an issue ... hey you can get build a gaming PC that runs faster than the Imac for $500-$700....
Personally I rather pay a little more for a Mac than have to pay for anti-virus software(every year) or a new PC every 3-4 years.
Wow this PCs seem kinda similar if you think about it
PC = Pay anti-virus software every year and buy a new PC every 3-4 years.
Xbox360 = Pay for online every year and buy a new console every 2-3 years.
They are similar because Microsoft runs the OS on the PC and the engineered the Xbox360.
Point is if Microsoft makes it you are bound to buy the same product sooner or later.... sounds like Microsoft is Money hungry ... i can go on and on about Microsoft.....
or how Microsoft beat the PS3 to the market just to be ahead in sales... they paid for that by providing its consumers with the RROD.. LOL and the E74 error......
+ Mac has Macbook Pro's Imacs Apple Cinema Displays Powermacs Macbook Air Ipod's Iphone Ilife Iwork and much more therefore even though this vid does not include apple, APPLE FTW
If google can just get their video site running like it should (you know, not having to wait three days for a three minute video to load), then they can talk about speed.
u knwo what a simple office package cost if buy it directly from microsoft? go look that up and u can see, but the programs themself are good not great... good
PCS OWN MACS! Macs have only dual core for like thousands of dollars, no good graphics cards, hard to find software, and to get software is twice as much as Windows. 1/5 onlt cause macs suck.
Thumbs if you tried to go to google.com/microsoftcansuckit!
danpatchlinerailfan 3 weeks ago
Google suuuuuuucks !!!!
Apple FTW !!!
Toonpb 6 months ago
well hey, where is google's gaming console, huh?
goman175 7 months ago
dude! you can't open Google without Microsoft you idiot! Mac sucks though!
rjhayskie09 1 year ago
Lol wtf who will ever use those spread sheats online for real everyknows MS word it has cool future the google app suck balls no cool futures to make something it's limited lol every google app is limited
Microsoft apps rock and the are easy to find on the internet just use google xD
DJMOCRO07 2 years ago
lol im a loser i tried the link
xX0Jota0Xx 2 years ago
software upgrade costs= high
throwing old MAC away and buying a new one = more than twice as high
rmcpix 2 years ago
Google: Hey Microsoft, go suck your bing...
MS: It's not our fault that we didn't know that bing meant, yeah, you know what, let's go get a coffee or something...
I'M A PC, BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I CAN AFFORD. MACS ARE SO SEXY AND BETTER... AND YAY FOR GOOGLE!!!
arielcjr 2 years ago
Google helps Macs too ;]
ShadowriverUB 2 years ago
i love macs...
arielcjr 2 years ago
Wanna see you work on a MAC lol
Ohh cool but wtf is this ohh what is that smell o damn it overheating o dammit fast fast ohh damn it's broken going to repair shop ohhh damn i rather kill my self than do that
And lol try gaming on a mac you will be the only on playing chests with your other MAC buddy's
Hee you maybe wanna try this new app ohhh wait you have a mac nevermind hahahaha lmao MAC = FAIL
DJMOCRO07 2 years ago
most poor people i know have macs haha
spungii117 2 years ago
@spungii117,
Really, most of the workers in my engineering division at my company own Mac Pros and Linux at home and work. Of course we do have a few cleaning people that have PCs that play Halo, are high-school drop outs and smoke pot. hahaha
But I guess that's why they are the ones cleaning up. They're dumb fucks and just play Halo all day on XBox live.
gizmo2084 1 year ago
@gizmo2084 So.... Buying a Mac makes you smart and sophisticated, while a PC makes you a dumb fuck, okay then... Logical enough.
zmillang 10 months ago
technology can suck it i am just going to use rocks for gods sake
python208 2 years ago 2
roflmfao!! that was so funny im not american but bill gates is a good guy in heart but crappy in ads...
ownzsoul 2 years ago
MS always.
GNoodle 2 years ago
GOOGLE! I H8 MS
DECKYMUFC07 2 years ago 2
I can haz fotoshopz?!!??11??1!!!!?
digitalkila 2 years ago
Learn to type properly, or get back to /b/.
ADPhotoshop 2 years ago
hahahaha, nice video and all of this is true!
MyCk3R 2 years ago
I'd love to see Sergey Brin and Larry Page actually leave a flaming bag of shit on Bill Gates front porch. I can see it now...
Bill Gates: Judas Priest Melinda! It's one of those flaming bags again!
Melinda Gates: Don't put it out with your boots Bill!
Bill Gates: Don't tell me my business Devil Woman! Call the fire department this one's outta control! (stomps out fire, smells shoe) IT'S POOP AGAIN!!!!!!
kevinbrueck 2 years ago
you are freaking crazy for that man!!!!!
Peace, ace77man
ace77man 2 years ago
Nice nice nice! ;D Google RULES!!!
Malteboy777 2 years ago
LMAO day #4
joshjolin94 2 years ago
I don't know if your promoting or not but that wasn't funny at all... where is the old bob jenz I want him back
KozzieJ 2 years ago
easy, easy easy... jeeez... it was just a quick video parody of a google ad... not everything is gonna be a music video that takes me a week to do - sometimes you're gonna get 10 minute tripe
bobjenz 2 years ago
ima nigga.
reddysoxxy34 2 years ago
I'm enjoying chrome a lot.
I wish I could bet on this race, I wouldn't even care about the odds just place my money with google ... you can't beat that kinda track record.
mGoLos 2 years ago
Microsoft is just another overgrown cancer like the federal government or big oil.
oc5nsli341nforce4 2 years ago
I don't see Google winning yet, but they might just win when it comes to schools/students.
But out in the business world, MS Office will remain king.
CanOfSpam 2 years ago
Exactly. Only idiots who follow trends of microsoft hate will actually use anything else. The .doc format has always been and always will be the standard for everything, and every company will use power point and excel. Anyone with a computer desk job uses microsoft office, and the software isn't meant to be purchased by individual users. Which is why the price is high.
This is almost as stupid as saying Adobe can go fuck themselves cause google comes out with a 2nd rate image editor.
MrMoo7 2 years ago 2
There is no such webpage, you douche.
armanrules2poopstash 2 years ago
Hey turd, don't advertise your crap on youtube.
No wonder this is feutured video, it's sucking up to google.
armanrules2poopstash 2 years ago
Its a spoof you retard, look at Bobjenz's videos and then kick yourself.
0pacella0 2 years ago
GOOGLE!
frostseasons 2 years ago
Microsoft sucks... GOOGLE FTW!
Superkipje17 2 years ago
microsoft can suck it!
PSORagol 2 years ago
Microsoft sucks dick...
warlord90210 2 years ago
google > microsoft. cant wait for google to release its game console xD
a7xMCRused 2 years ago
Wow! Nice video!
LOL
Bissick93 2 years ago
microsoft sucks giant black balls.
AzeriIsGod 2 years ago
Just like your mother.
KingCobraXz 2 years ago
what? lmao are you 10?
AzeriIsGod 2 years ago
I am 12 and what is this?
JonnoStrife 2 years ago
Lool, now lets not get hypocritical,
"Microsoft sucks giant black balls."
How old might you be?
KingCobraXz 2 years ago
I don't know, 26?
Nexis 2 years ago
Thats awesome. Goggle is the master. Awesome video. God bless you and your family.
JoeFielding72 2 years ago
lol thatz funny
99dfresh 2 years ago
Oh yeah, I saw those billboards driving to work each day
KrazyKuul111 2 years ago
lol
Majciscool 2 years ago
lol the Day #3 billboard
mattmovies101 2 years ago
Mozilla Firefox 3.5 pwns. XD
ninjajermz 2 years ago
Google Will Win
superman559cali 2 years ago
I don't get all the hate on MS. what did they ever do to you (besides vista)
MicrosoftPaint123456 2 years ago 2
allow viruses, make your computer run slow, crash...
that's pretty much all i hate about microsoft. their software support rocks though
KrazyKuul111 2 years ago
Hate to say iy, but I'm actually a loyal follower of Microsoft.
Nice video though. That was something hilarious!!!
skmmilk out
Skmncontrol 2 years ago
with the microsoft having just bought yahoo, and windows 7 being AWESOME (i ALREADY HAVE IT!) um... GOOGLE CAN SUCK IT AND THEIR CRAPPY NEW OPERATING SYSTEM THAT BLOWS!!! ;)
ranger7theseries 2 years ago
i cant wait for the day you get the BlueScreenOfDeath.. LOL it runs in Microsofts family ... just like the RROD from the 360.. LOL
superman559cali 2 years ago
yup... never gonna happen.. but how about those mac viruses? Aren't the sweet! ;)
ranger7theseries 2 years ago
it may not happen to you but it sure does happen to a lot of people that use a PC.... .. like I said before Microsoft = RROD and BSOD...... next one will be A-Bomb of Death... or ABOD... watch out she is going to blow!!!.... ROFL... damn!! this comment was sure LMAO!!!
What is a Mac virus?
superman559cali 2 years ago
Oh look out, they have arived. Macs have been getting more viruses the more popular they get. Actually I have win 7 and it runs pretty smoothly. ;) Sooo much beter than that V word I will no longer speak of. hehe.
ranger7theseries 2 years ago
Not as much as PCs. We both agree on that one. Not only do PCs get more viruses, they get blue screen of deaths...LOL
My point is that Macs are more reliable than PCs.
superman559cali 2 years ago
well.. the blue screen really was a win 95 problem. And the number is just about par according to the last count of the virus front. Because macs are so trendy now, hackers are turning their sights on it. However, most Co. still use pc for business. So yea, there are more. I would love a mac myself... but I can't afford the astronomical price tag! Only for the rich and trendy.
ranger7theseries 2 years ago
Actually it still is a problem now because hackers are aware of how the OS on Microsofts computers work. Yes hackers are slowly turning to the Macs now..... An Imac that does it all starts at only cost $1200.... but I see how money can be an issue ... hey you can get build a gaming PC that runs faster than the Imac for $500-$700....
Personally I rather pay a little more for a Mac than have to pay for anti-virus software(every year) or a new PC every 3-4 years.
superman559cali 2 years ago
Wow this PCs seem kinda similar if you think about it
PC = Pay anti-virus software every year and buy a new PC every 3-4 years.
Xbox360 = Pay for online every year and buy a new console every 2-3 years.
They are similar because Microsoft runs the OS on the PC and the engineered the Xbox360.
Point is if Microsoft makes it you are bound to buy the same product sooner or later.... sounds like Microsoft is Money hungry ... i can go on and on about Microsoft.....
superman559cali 2 years ago
or how Microsoft beat the PS3 to the market just to be ahead in sales... they paid for that by providing its consumers with the RROD.. LOL and the E74 error......
Microsoft should be named
MoneySoft
superman559cali 2 years ago
On what anti virus software do you have to pay for every year?
armanrules2poopstash 2 years ago
anti virus for the PC
superman559cali 2 years ago
I have that and i don't need to update it.
armanrules2poopstash 2 years ago
yeah taunt microsoft go ps3
playstation645angie 2 years ago
Hey, dumbass, this isn't about the PS3, its about Microsoft and Google.
mysterypolice 2 years ago
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puppyboy1113 2 years ago
google bought youtube.... now youtube is WAY SLOWER... GOOGLE SUCKS ASS
Drdarkdemon1 2 years ago
Microsoft will be in the lead until google purchases more major things
ant3 2 years ago
Google should just have let Microsoft buy them out. NOW THERE IS uh... Bing wtf is that shit BING SUCKS ASS OMG. By the way Zunes suck shit.
StevenZB1 2 years ago
microsoft makes zune not ipod...although zune's are more reliable.
definitely microsoft
Sanstout 2 years ago
microsoft makes google suck its dick and eat its cum
Microsoft office Docks ftw
Omellykim 2 years ago 2
Microsoft ftw they have windows, Ipod and xbox. Google has a thingymabob that makes you find stuff
Combatcorv 2 years ago
ipod is by apple, not microsoft.
RaunchyApple 2 years ago
I don't see how that relates to this video.
kth3third3y3 2 years ago
LOL ipod Phail
+ Mac has Macbook Pro's Imacs Apple Cinema Displays Powermacs Macbook Air Ipod's Iphone Ilife Iwork and much more therefore even though this vid does not include apple, APPLE FTW
Maux4200 2 years ago
even know i use google fuck em microsoft started it all GO MICROSOFT!!
airbear212 2 years ago
microsoft
acedotcom 2 years ago
i don't get it
HEYxxHOLLY 2 years ago
If google can just get their video site running like it should (you know, not having to wait three days for a three minute video to load), then they can talk about speed.
kaosboy13 2 years ago
thats not even there fault they just get videos from like all video sharing sites onto there page
treflip3601 2 years ago
if u know how its all free :D
watertaco 2 years ago
Haha, good, funny vehicle.
ghawk15 2 years ago
really funny vid, google is the shit, but i also like microsoft!
DeathlabelCSS 2 years ago
why do u hate microsoft theyre a great company
ChildoftheKorn0 2 years ago
u knwo what a simple office package cost if buy it directly from microsoft? go look that up and u can see, but the programs themself are good not great... good
watertaco 2 years ago
wtf is this
jamesbeattie11 2 years ago
lol lov it!
spedesalchipmonk 2 years ago
lol great vid dude, I knew when subscibing to you that ur videos will be sweet, 5 stars!!!
tommillercharternet 2 years ago
bobjenz for president!!!!
DrKaber 2 years ago 3
That joke was made up at least 100 years ago.
Krukkie 2 years ago
just a comment
DrKaber 2 years ago
Just a reply.
Krukkie 2 years ago
PCS OWN MACS! Macs have only dual core for like thousands of dollars, no good graphics cards, hard to find software, and to get software is twice as much as Windows. 1/5 onlt cause macs suck.
JamieGarciaYo 2 years ago
lol... 5/5
eltraitor 2 years ago 4
rolf
AlphaComputing 2 years ago
FUCKING IMMENSE!!!! Though i was dissapointed that the link at the end doesn't exist, keep up the good shizzums bobby j.
hamsarb 2 years ago 3
These ideas Bob, dont know where you get them. Funny stuff man.
Hossguy 2 years ago
girr.. tried to go to the website and its not one lol
411chris411 2 years ago
you'ld think the fact that it says this is a parody whould clue you in to that
thekidwithdog 2 years ago
meh....
dovermoreno 2 years ago
★★★★★ for you
80swrestling 2 years ago
first non faggot
CheeseMoe13 2 years ago
FOURMILLIONTH!
bullseye088 2 years ago
What's the name of the font used?
RandomShadowMan 2 years ago
Courier
bobjenz 2 years ago
Pretty sure it's Courier New. Good for emails and text-only, but for publication, not so much... 'cause it looks weird justified tightly.
voyeurdug 2 years ago
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gansterboi101 2 years ago
fail
WawaParodyX 2 years ago
DAM, CLOSE but second.
LeaksFilms 2 years ago