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  • Thumbs if you tried to go to google.com/microsoftcansuckit!

  • Google suuuuuuucks !!!!

    Apple FTW !!!

  • well hey, where is google's gaming console, huh?

  • dude! you can't open Google without Microsoft you idiot! Mac sucks though!

  • Lol wtf who will ever use those spread sheats online for real everyknows MS word it has cool future the google app suck balls no cool futures to make something it's limited lol every google app is limited

    Microsoft apps rock and the are easy to find on the internet just use google xD

  • lol im a loser i tried the link

  • software upgrade costs= high

    throwing old MAC away and buying a new one = more than twice as high

  • Google: Hey Microsoft, go suck your bing...

    MS: It's not our fault that we didn't know that bing meant, yeah, you know what, let's go get a coffee or something...

    I'M A PC, BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I CAN AFFORD. MACS ARE SO SEXY AND BETTER... AND YAY FOR GOOGLE!!!

  • Google helps Macs too ;]

  • i love macs...

  • Wanna see you work on a MAC lol

    Ohh cool but wtf is this ohh what is that smell o damn it overheating o dammit fast fast ohh damn it's broken going to repair shop ohhh damn i rather kill my self than do that

    And lol try gaming on a mac you will be the only on playing chests with your other MAC buddy's

    Hee you maybe wanna try this new app ohhh wait you have a mac nevermind hahahaha lmao MAC = FAIL

  • most poor people i know have macs haha

  • @spungii117,

    Really, most of the workers in my engineering division at my company own Mac Pros and Linux at home and work. Of course we do have a few cleaning people that have PCs that play Halo, are high-school drop outs and smoke pot. hahaha

    But I guess that's why they are the ones cleaning up. They're dumb fucks and just play Halo all day on XBox live.

  • @gizmo2084 So.... Buying a Mac makes you smart and sophisticated, while a PC makes you a dumb fuck, okay then... Logical enough.

  • technology can suck it i am just going to use rocks for gods sake

  • roflmfao!! that was so funny im not american but bill gates is a good guy in heart but crappy in ads...

  • MS always.

  • GOOGLE! I H8 MS

  • I can haz fotoshopz?!!??11??1!!!!?

  • Learn to type properly, or get back to /b/.

  • hahahaha, nice video and all of this is true!

  • I'd love to see Sergey Brin and Larry Page actually leave a flaming bag of shit on Bill Gates front porch. I can see it now...

    Bill Gates: Judas Priest Melinda! It's one of those flaming bags again!

    Melinda Gates: Don't put it out with your boots Bill!

    Bill Gates: Don't tell me my business Devil Woman! Call the fire department this one's outta control! (stomps out fire, smells shoe) IT'S POOP AGAIN!!!!!!

  • you are freaking crazy for that man!!!!!

    Peace, ace77man

  • Nice nice nice! ;D Google RULES!!!

  • LMAO day #4

  • I don't know if your promoting or not but that wasn't funny at all... where is the old bob jenz I want him back

  • easy, easy easy... jeeez... it was just a quick video parody of a google ad... not everything is gonna be a music video that takes me a week to do - sometimes you're gonna get 10 minute tripe

  • ima nigga.

  • I'm enjoying chrome a lot.

    I wish I could bet on this race, I wouldn't even care about the odds just place my money with google ... you can't beat that kinda track record.

  • Microsoft is just another overgrown cancer like the federal government or big oil.

  • I don't see Google winning yet, but they might just win when it comes to schools/students.

    But out in the business world, MS Office will remain king.

  • Exactly. Only idiots who follow trends of microsoft hate will actually use anything else. The .doc format has always been and always will be the standard for everything, and every company will use power point and excel. Anyone with a computer desk job uses microsoft office, and the software isn't meant to be purchased by individual users. Which is why the price is high.

    This is almost as stupid as saying Adobe can go fuck themselves cause google comes out with a 2nd rate image editor.

  • There is no such webpage, you douche.

  • Hey turd, don't advertise your crap on youtube.

    No wonder this is feutured video, it's sucking up to google.

  • Its a spoof you retard, look at Bobjenz's videos and then kick yourself.

  • GOOGLE!

  • Microsoft sucks... GOOGLE FTW!

  • microsoft can suck it!

  • Microsoft sucks dick...

  • google > microsoft. cant wait for google to release its game console xD

  • Wow! Nice video!

    LOL

  • microsoft sucks giant black balls.

  • Just like your mother.

  • what? lmao are you 10?

  • I am 12 and what is this?

  • Lool, now lets not get hypocritical,

    "Microsoft sucks giant black balls."

    How old might you be?

  • I don't know, 26?

  • Thats awesome. Goggle is the master. Awesome video. God bless you and your family.

  • lol thatz funny

  • Oh yeah, I saw those billboards driving to work each day

  • lol

  • lol the Day #3 billboard

  • Mozilla Firefox 3.5 pwns. XD

  • Google Will Win

  • I don't get all the hate on MS. what did they ever do to you (besides vista)

  • allow viruses, make your computer run slow, crash...

    that's pretty much all i hate about microsoft. their software support rocks though

  • Hate to say iy, but I'm actually a loyal follower of Microsoft.

    Nice video though. That was something hilarious!!!

    skmmilk out

  • with the microsoft having just bought yahoo, and windows 7 being AWESOME (i ALREADY HAVE IT!) um... GOOGLE CAN SUCK IT AND THEIR CRAPPY NEW OPERATING SYSTEM THAT BLOWS!!! ;)

  • i cant wait for the day you get the BlueScreenOfDeath.. LOL it runs in Microsofts family ... just like the RROD from the 360.. LOL

  • yup... never gonna happen.. but how about those mac viruses? Aren't the sweet! ;)

  • it may not happen to you but it sure does happen to a lot of people that use a PC.... .. like I said before Microsoft = RROD and BSOD...... next one will be A-Bomb of Death... or ABOD... watch out she is going to blow!!!.... ROFL... damn!! this comment was sure LMAO!!!

    What is a Mac virus?

  • Oh look out, they have arived. Macs have been getting more viruses the more popular they get. Actually I have win 7 and it runs pretty smoothly. ;) Sooo much beter than that V word I will no longer speak of. hehe.

  • Not as much as PCs. We both agree on that one. Not only do PCs get more viruses, they get blue screen of deaths...LOL

    My point is that Macs are more reliable than PCs.

  • well.. the blue screen really was a win 95 problem. And the number is just about par according to the last count of the virus front. Because macs are so trendy now, hackers are turning their sights on it. However, most Co. still use pc for business. So yea, there are more. I would love a mac myself... but I can't afford the astronomical price tag! Only for the rich and trendy.

  • Actually it still is a problem now because hackers are aware of how the OS on Microsofts computers work. Yes hackers are slowly turning to the Macs now..... An Imac that does it all starts at only cost $1200.... but I see how money can be an issue ... hey you can get build a gaming PC that runs faster than the Imac for $500-$700....

    Personally I rather pay a little more for a Mac than have to pay for anti-virus software(every year) or a new PC every 3-4 years.

  • Wow this PCs seem kinda similar if you think about it

    PC = Pay anti-virus software every year and buy a new PC every 3-4 years.

    Xbox360 = Pay for online every year and buy a new console every 2-3 years.

    They are similar because Microsoft runs the OS on the PC and the engineered the Xbox360.

    Point is if Microsoft makes it you are bound to buy the same product sooner or later.... sounds like Microsoft is Money hungry ... i can go on and on about Microsoft.....

  • or how Microsoft beat the PS3 to the market just to be ahead in sales... they paid for that by providing its consumers with the RROD.. LOL and the E74 error......

    Microsoft should be named

    MoneySoft

  • On what anti virus software do you have to pay for every year?

  • anti virus for the PC

  • I have that and i don't need to update it.

  • yeah taunt microsoft go ps3

  • Hey, dumbass, this isn't about the PS3, its about Microsoft and Google.

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  • google bought youtube.... now youtube is WAY SLOWER... GOOGLE SUCKS ASS

  • Microsoft will be in the lead until google purchases more major things

  • Google should just have let Microsoft buy them out. NOW THERE IS uh... Bing wtf is that shit BING SUCKS ASS OMG. By the way Zunes suck shit.

  • microsoft makes zune not ipod...although zune's are more reliable.

    definitely microsoft

  • microsoft makes google suck its dick and eat its cum

    Microsoft office Docks ftw

  • Microsoft ftw they have windows, Ipod and xbox. Google has a thingymabob that makes you find stuff

  • ipod is by apple, not microsoft.

  • I don't see how that relates to this video.

  • LOL ipod Phail

    + Mac has Macbook Pro's Imacs Apple Cinema Displays Powermacs Macbook Air Ipod's Iphone Ilife Iwork and much more therefore even though this vid does not include apple, APPLE FTW

  • even know i use google fuck em microsoft started it all GO MICROSOFT!!

  • microsoft

  • i don't get it

  • If google can just get their video site running like it should (you know, not having to wait three days for a three minute video to load), then they can talk about speed.

  • thats not even there fault they just get videos from like all video sharing sites onto there page

  • if u know how its all free :D

  • Haha, good, funny vehicle.

  • really funny vid, google is the shit, but i also like microsoft!

  • why do u hate microsoft theyre a great company

  • u knwo what a simple office package cost if buy it directly from microsoft? go look that up and u can see, but the programs themself are good not great... good

  • wtf is this

  • lol lov it!

  • lol great vid dude, I knew when subscibing to you that ur videos will be sweet, 5 stars!!!

  • bobjenz for president!!!!

  • That joke was made up at least 100 years ago.

  • just a comment

  • Just a reply.

  • PCS OWN MACS! Macs have only dual core for like thousands of dollars, no good graphics cards, hard to find software, and to get software is twice as much as Windows. 1/5 onlt cause macs suck.

  • lol... 5/5

  • rolf

  • FUCKING IMMENSE!!!! Though i was dissapointed that the link at the end doesn't exist, keep up the good shizzums bobby j.

  • These ideas Bob, dont know where you get them. Funny stuff man.

  • girr.. tried to go to the website and its not one lol

  • you'ld think the fact that it says this is a parody whould clue you in to that

  • meh....

  • ★★★★★ for you

  • first non faggot

  • FOURMILLIONTH!

  • What's the name of the font used?

  • Courier

  • Pretty sure it's Courier New. Good for emails and text-only, but for publication, not so much... 'cause it looks weird justified tightly.

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  • fail

  • DAM, CLOSE but second.

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