How to Be the Best Wife

[ifantabulousx]

you want to be a good wife? make him a sandwich. he'll love that. who wouldn't?

[babykitten550]

I almost died of cuteness when I see the chihuahua with the bow on it <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[sanakiki1]

im not a wife...but i watch this for my mum...

[suziezzrn]

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[ILikeWafflez223]

how to be the best wife:

Step 1:Dishes

[TheGlampire1]

wtf 

[ThePrisiii12311]

that is the ugliest husband i have ever seen

[dubstepryan]

why the fuck did the dog have a bow on it

[thedevilprincess87]

@dubstepryan Chilll.. it was a present

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

How to be the best wife? Can be explained in a 30-second commercial

How to be the best husband? Ever seen "Roots"

[jv2jfo]

I still believe the best option is oral sex.

[Gmmm]

How to be the best wife?

Shut the fuck up and make him a sandwich.

[LiznessMonster]

DickHead69able you might want to take another look at your definition of "freak" you over sensitive asshole. I never said the message of your comment was bad, it's great that you want to stick up for women's rights, but frankly, no one is going to take you seriously if half your comment is nearly unreadable.

[0umbrellacorp]

The best way to be the best wife is to get the fuck off youtube and go make him a sandwich. Jeez, who let these girls out of the kitchen?

[Clariigorawr]

I don't get why the woman isn't in the kitchen?

[vicG567]

Or Just Stay In The Kitchen 

[vistagame]

let me play my damn 360!!!

and give me a blow***

[oxe161]

Step 1: Act like a total bitch for 4 months

Step 2: Act normally for 6 months

Rinse and Repeat?

I mean we guys forget everything

[haoqh]

lets make a baby!

[NativeCain]

"You will need; Confidence, FRIENDS,..."

Wait..What?! Friends?! Lmaox! FAIL! What man wants a woman with vindictive, cynical friends! Hahah silly Howcast

[DickHead69able]

This iz a discrase.

this video cumpleteley duminishas the wourth of a feemale and premotes the nonshallant atityude that stupid men have towards women today.

it has alweys bin the same way throuout histery

man domanates and woman gets the rong end of the stick

howcast, you shud be ashamed

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster

*ugh*... such hypocrisy...

1.*than to just write, not then.

2. O Im so sorry im not a prefect enlgish proffesser like yorself "LiznessMonster".

mayby you shud take the plank out of yor owne eye befoure tending to the speck in miyne.

"o im "LiznessMonster". i like to giv out to peeple for spelling things rong when i cant even spell a simple word rite."

let me gess... u ware typing fast and made a "typo"?... ya shure i beleeve you... NOT.

i can pridicked what you are gong to say..

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster ...before you evin say it, you stoopid hippocrit.

you are pathetick and an idiot.

go make yorself feal bettar by giving out to sumone else while making stoopid idiotic misstakes.

-_-

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able Geez I'm sorry! I'd like to point out however that my comment is a lot nicer than the ones you've probably already recieved and will recieve. Also, my one misspelled word seems like a small thing in comparison the all of your misspelled words. But, if you're going to get your panties in a bunch, I apologize.

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster o yea i'm shure youre commant iz soo nice

so THATS WHYE YOU REMOOVED IT THEN?!?!

TRYING TO CUVER UP YOURE TRACKS! YOUR A TROLL. YOU MAYKE MEAN COMMANTS TO NICE PEEPLE LIKE ME AND THAN YOU REEMOOVE THEM SO PEEPLE CANT SEA THEM

THEN YOU ACT ALL RICHEAS AND LIKE IM THE WONE IN THE RONG!

GTFO TROLL

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able WTF?!?!? I didn't remove it, I can swear on that! I don't know what the hell happened, but if it IS removed, I certainly did not do it! I can still see it though :/ And I WAS being sincere, but if you don't want it, fine, I'll keep my sincerity to myself, I'm no troll. I was trying to be nice to you since that OBVIOUSLY doesn't happen to you a lot. You keep being a "DickHead," see where that'll get you. GOODTHEFUCKBYE LOSER!

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster ya shure

go luck back at youre furst commant. sais "commant reemooved"

awll i'm trying to do is stick upp foure womans rites and you go ahed and tare into me?!

ye well whot kynde of an asswhole are you?!

get lost you freek!

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able even though your a total loser shithead dickface, your music isn't half bad...but your still an ass.

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able what's the matter pussy, out of words to misspell?

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster wow yu are soooo sad

haw moch do yu wont my atenchon?!

beleeve it or not i hav uther things to do in mie lyfe then set arownd all day on youtube! unlyke yu!!

keap sitting on yor computar and trolling yu sad littal gurl. i hav a lyfe to leed.

yu allreddy admittad to me that yu lyke me and my musik so i hav nothang elsse to sey to yu

all yu wont is fur me to go crayzey at yor insults but i wonet giv yu that sitiisfacshun.

stop trolling and stand up far womans rites yu fat whore

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able i'll have you know i'm very slim, and very much a virgin. I just wanted one last quip, and I'll troll as much as i want you small dicked loser, what the fuck ever.

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster

ooooh did i tuch a nurve ther?! lmao

"oh dick sey sumthing to me! i luv u"

yu are affendad that yu r a no lyfe loozer speanding all yor tyme on youtube?!

awwww im so sorry :'(

yor insults meen nuthing to me. yu hav nuthing to sey.

ya yu ar probibley "slim" becoz yor parints starved yu coz yu are pour yu dyke.

and downt lye. evrywone noes yu ar not a virgin. yor dad rayped yu as a chylde (wich yu still ar) and yor pussey iz so loose it hangs lyke a wizerds sleave.

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able I understand a hateful comment, but don't you think you're going a little too far?

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able In reality, I'm just bored.

[DickHead69able]

@LiznessMonster ya im shure

yu got dufeetad so just admit it okey?

lurne to live with yor shayme and moove on loozer bich

-_-

[LiznessMonster]

@DickHead69able no, i won't. fuck you.

[coolio6100]

@DickHead69able um excuse me i'm not trying to pick a fight here but you spelled quite a lot of words wrong...just so you know

[NativeCain]

@DickHead69able

Went to you channel.. Playlist called "Bitches." Credibility denied.

[DickHead69able]

@NativeCain

Went to yor howse.

Face realy ugly.

Sex denied.

-_-

[NativeCain]

@DickHead69able

I sincerely hope you're a female saying that..... And thank God the sex was denied.. I don't want any of my babies to accidentally come out retarded.. XD

[xhalesxlovesx]

@DickHead69able Learn to spell.

[themange99]

Fail. They didn't add "Go in the kitchen and make him a sammich."

[funnymonkie411]

@themange99 lol, but the woman in the video DID bring him a sandwich.

[themange99]

@funnymonkie411 But while they showed it, they did not INSTRUCT to do it. They might not get the visual hint.

[TheresNoAinApple]

creepy

[JLKnight77]

wtf is wrong with this channel. too much bullshit!!

[Missbubblechewi]

i unsubscribed a long time ago but these howcast bs vids keep showin up on my page how can i get rid of this?

[kakashi901]

ok who all thought that the best wife would be in the kitchen lol

[chawlamohali]

cute couple :)

[MufcATW]

I want a baby - BITCH , THEN MAKE YA OWN

[combasso2]

I wish they were my parents. I am so adopted!

[elisaLp]

And where is "How to Be the Best Husband" is it comming soon! I'm very curious! :D

[sh00ca]

@elisaLp

I think that they probably would try to make that one, but they figured that it would be a huge waste of time as no one would watch it.

[elisaLp]

@sh00ca Becaouse man are incorrigible, aren't they?! :DDDDDDDDDD

[shan00r]

@elisaLp....What ?? No need of that... They are already half dead:-D

[Sarunikss]

@elisaLp have a lot of money,

[elisaLp]

@Sarunikss Come on not every man can do that, that's why I'm suggesting this sort of video for the others! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[rpblcan]

women should spend more time in kitchen

[PumpkinMan66]

I was expecting something stupid..or at worst somewhat sexist. I was pleasantly surprised. Yes they left out sex but honestly for a "real" relationship you need that and also support and feeling of colaboration... a couple can have a synregistic relationship and achieve much more and have a more satisfing,exciting, and meaningful life. Fighting constanly and being echothers worse enemy doesn't make a good reason to date or get married just cause the sex is great if that's all there is.

[TebanaSankichi]

this is so retarded

[angiedollphase]

how to be the best wife: not look like a dyke.

[krakmxer]

ask your husband for a threesome and fuck up the marriage.

[keytoafterlife]

To be a good wife, have a good husband

-someone who won't treat you like all you are good for is sandwiches and a hole for him to fuck.

[RoseWhiteRoseRed]

Where's the How to be a better husband video?

[aficionadadelatinos]

hm , funny how i was expecting more sandwich jokes ...

[Abrown516]

No handjobs. Fuck it or suck it.

[soxfan992]

This video encourages sexism........ I LOVE IT!!!!

[soxfan992]

This video encourages sexism........ I LOVE IT!!!!

[soxfan992]

This video encourages sexism........ I LOVE IT!!!!

[allywearstwohats]

so much for feminism.

[soccer1cheer]

Wow I knew when I came to this video that I would see stupid, retarded sandwich jokes and "give your husband oral" jokes. Like they were 'kind of' funny at first now they are just plain predictable and stupid. Howcast clearly made this video just so guys can come on here and tell woman to get on their knees or make a sandwhich. Wow, really howcast? Lol go fucking die.

[keytoafterlife]

@soccer1cheer

well said

[NickTheQuick232]

@soccer1cheer Shut the fuck up. Woman are always putting guy's down by saying that we can't please them long enough or be emotional and all that bullshit. This is for us to enjoy and if you really want to be a better wife, don't complain stupid shit and act like your better cause if we are "equal" as you say in your stupid equal right's bitching speech then stop acting like your better than us. This goes to RoseWhiteRoseRed too.

[xhalesxlovesx]

@soccer1cheer I didn't hear any jokes. This video was completely sincere. Your comment is completely ridiculous!

[soccer1cheer]

@soccer1cheer The comments idiot.

[jma282]

You will need:

An oven

Bread

Deli meat

Cheese

Optional:

Condiments

[ausipockets]

@jma282 condiments r not optional

[squishyfroggie]

what this video is really saying:

1. make him a sandwich

2. don't nag

3. don't get butthurt

4. stop suffocating him

5. give him head

6. do everything for him so you don't nag him (i.e. laundry)

7. give him more head

[47Indigo47]

Where is all the sandwich making?

[cevune]

@47Indigo47 I guess its so obvious that they left it as an implication

[DaOneNaruto]

stay in the kitchen

[recaked]

I clicked this video because this is the video we've all been waiting for, to comment on.

[supermanxevan]

you will need:

1. backdoor action

[hotdude23]

if you suck cock real good i think thats enough

[jerzikid187]

NEW JERSEY FTW!

[thebloddyzorrow]

@jerzikid187 fuck you snooki wannabe, LOL jk

[werewolfbitevictim]

why is this lady always getting dogs!?

[fandelafelicidad]

''how to be the best wife''??? how about ''how to be the best husband''???

[jerzikid187]

@fandelafelicidad shouldn't you be making your husband a sandwich?

[fandelafelicidad]

@jerzikid187 at first, I don't have a husband, and shoulndn't you be fixing this ''little problem'' that your wife says it's usual in all men???

[fandelafelicidad]

@jerzikid187 how do you call a man doing jokes about women in the kitchen??? single man :)

[ConstipatedTroll]

@fandelafelicidad that's not true i always say kitchen jokes and im.........oh wait >:( im single

[keytoafterlife]

@fandelafelicidad

oh my god

yes

i hope all the people who talk like this ("a good wife stays in the kitched/sucks my cock")

die alone and sad

[itzmikeyd]

@fandelafelicidad irrelevant

[fandelafelicidad]

@itzmikeyd oh! I'm sorry if you have the same problem too.

[KimmDeTir]

Mans want only good sex.

[Thesethlans]

I'm a guy . I'll learn to be more submissive to my husband, never complain and spread my legs when he wants it. At least he wont have to worry about some bitch whining that she wants a baby to trap him.

[TJ038]

@Thegirlnextdoor42

Or the girls can make a sandwich for the guys and the guys can make a sandwich for the girls and then they can eat the sandwiches together :D

[7Rafe7]

how to be the best wife? who else is competing to be his wife? is he a polygomist??

[funnymonkie411]

@7Rafe7 Mormons. LOL JK :)

[shadap2]

hey bought her a rat in the video lol..

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

A wife needs a remote, like Adam Sandler's "Click

With a "Shut The Hell Up" button

A "Fry A Steak Like A Texan" button

And a "Ride Me Like Secretariat" button

[joseffritzlismydaddy]

Step one: Swallow when he requests it..

[Caseyo01]

I can't believe they put a bow on a dog. lol

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

Really Howcast? Really? This was obviously made by a sexist.

How 'bout you guys fuck off and make your own damn sandwich.

[ThatNakedGuy1]

@Thegirlnextdoor42 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[maluse227]

@Thegirlnextdoor42 where did it say that it just told women dont be a bitch and expect us to be as smart as you are

[alwayspink07]

three f's to live by: feed him, fuck him, then fuck off.

[DonBugatti]

To be the best wife, follow these two easy steps:

1) STFU

2) Stay in the freakin' kitchen!

[Timilou94]

Make me a sandwich, woman!

[shadowmare97]

I'm actually amazed that this page hasn't been bombed to hell by Feminist Neo Nazis.

[metalgrunt400]

Step one : Stay in the kitchen.

[xHARROWERx]

Posting this on my wife's facebook. That should get me sex!

[unvise]

Ensure you provide a map to the clitoris.

[Bazingannie]

make him a sandwich and blow him every day. <-- perfect wife right there

[keytoafterlife]

@Bazingannie

as long she is given everything she wants, too

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

she made him food, case closed women of youtube n real world. CASE FREAKING CLOSED. JK

[rainxinxblack21]

*Unsubscribe*

[dothedeed]

I like to see how this would stack up against a 1960's version

[AngeL0fHeLL99]

that was an intresting kiss at 33 seconds

[HRentai]

The only people that'll ever make you guys a sandwich in truth and honesty is your own mother or granny. Also...the stay in the kitchen comments are pretty fucking immature and getting old real fast, clearly only fatass turd make these comments. But I do believe that giving your husband a lot of affection and sex would help out any relationship from dying haha!

[tbdmAsshy]

hey howcast! i sent this to my wife, she didn't approve, now i'm sleeping on the couch. nice one, next time make a video on how to dominate the house hold.

[daddytech]

i'll quote chris rock here, "feed me f*ck me and shut the hell up". PERFECT! lol 

[creapycarrot]

what about men?

[zetsu12345678910]

step one: make sammich

step two: have sex

step three: repeat

[Danicool2007]

....And when they feel all exhausted they demand you to do something back without telling you, and will begin to develop hate each day and she will probably cut off your balls....

[EcuadorianFlagShip]

ohhh this is nice

[jimeronimo]

Step 8: Be Clear! Say what you friggin mean and mean what you say!

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

June Cleaver is dead, and she's not coming back

Surprisingly, so are the 40-50 year marriages

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.......

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

This is too easy!

[SMStephMars1]

Men should apply the same rules to their marriage. Seriously, why do we have to fit into social roles? You should be a good spouse to your partner, not a good "husband" or "wife". Every marriage is different and trying to make them fit into a mold society made may hurt some of them. Just be the same person you were when you married them. That's who they married, after all.

[FightWithDevil]

Step 1: Always be in kitchen.

[imotaku28]

puppy!!

[Kingsizenerd56]

*Insert sexist joke here*

[lisadagu]

How to be the clichey wifeof the 50's, living in the shadow of your husband?

[maluse227]

@lisadagu where did it say that all of these rule apply to men as well no one wants women to be completely submissive only aholes and single guys

[stewieisthelord]

URL says "feedu"

[Clariigorawr]

You will need:

Pro sandwich making skills.

[nampnampyepperdoodle]

@Clariigorawr already got that and im not married

[jv2jfo]

Give your husband oral sex. nough said.

[UglyMaleee]

@jv2jfo lmao!

[kmanderson619]

make good food.

[umanggalaiya]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter