I'm a Genius in France

[leconcurrent1]

I think you should eat your own cock and choke on it

[duelmastereric]

@leconcurrent1 Your mom thought the same thing about you and your dad :D

[leconcurrent1]

@duelmastereric Your dad and you*

[duelmastereric]

@leconcurrent1 I know, English is not my mother tongue

[BulletShootingGuys]

The Matrix has you.

[Acceptable76]

say 'fuck you' in german and then leave the country.

[garfield2095]

don't stick your finger in the strings from the guys on the street (mostely at night)

[JohnFay222]

haha mercy buccup...

[FischKopfD]

Chris Pirillo is a Faggot

[1acroyear1]

If you don't speak french you're in for a great time.

[highac3s]

lol at mercy buck-ups! its pronounced mhehrcee bo-coup(silent p)

[axxaxaxx]

where do you get that screen saver from

[korpakola]

cooles vid und jungs schaut mal auf FrauenMeister . com wenn ihr was lernen wollt

[JingwaNyanda]

I have that screensaver

[SavaBG0]

where can i download it ? thx

[GreatDude2008]

Go to disneyland!

[HackerTHATSME]

ca va?

[spookymcfuzzy]

How do I get the Matrix coding on your computer?

[BrunoMCPvideo]

Europe is not a country.

[danielw1245]

@BrunoMCPvideo did he say it was?

[Ilikelimpbizkit]

LOL! You say Mare-see bo-coo. Merci beaucoup. That means thank you very much.

[kaltk653]

I want to make love in Paris. What else?

[myrodgers]

You can say Bonjour or Salut (Im from Canada)

[dekox]

You should find an internet café and stay there for 14 hours a day until you get back

[Boonchocks]

bonjour! have fun in paris next week.

[jfmbios]

it's merci "boku" beaucou(ps) hehe

[pile49er]

i was in france for a while, about a year. i don't speak french and got through ok but i do speak german and usually could find someone who could also speak german

[liebeebabeei]

wer mag mit mir zu chatn oder camn sagt einfach bescheid ja ^^

[mezzo101567]

IN FRANCE MAKE SURE YOU WHERE A FANNY PACK!!!!!!! I TOOK A ROAD TRIP (and some flying was involved) WITH A FEW OF MY BUDDIES THERE AND I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES ONE OF US WAS PICKPOCKETED THERE!!!!! MANY TIMES!!!!!! THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD WHERE A FANNY PACK SO THAT WAY YOU CAN SEE WHERE YOU MONEY IS AT ALL TIMES...... ONLY BAD PART IS THAT IT MAKES YOU STICK OUT LIKE A SOAR THUMB!!!

[Kylegeek]

iphone App!

[Td260]

Hook my ipod up to a speaker, and blast genius in france.

[sJeGaJn]

what would I want to do if I were in Paris? a french maid ^.^

[hitmantech]

nice...

[ThemachonachoboyTV]

The title is a play on a weird al song :D

[RobinMoviesOffical]

Chris is send u a full list of easy france stuff.

[bibbeny]

In the USA you're a douchebag nerd.

[wilsonp94]

Just say the following when you meet people in France, Je suis americain, je ne comprends pas francais. Est-ce vous parlez anglais?

[TheMJFilms]

been there

[thecomputerist]

I would probable vizit the Effel Tower !!

[soufianDEMOS]

Commences par dire que TU N"ES PAS americain...lol

[iTeets]

Je ne parle pas francais.

Je suis tres bien.

Pas belle.

Es bon.

Sacre bleu

[dominiquejr1]

Bonjour Chris espérons que vous comprenez le français ou vous semblent perdus

[Byakine]

In Canada , in the province of Québec we are french.

Viens nous voir! (comme see us )

[drinkskimmilk]

go to the Apple store in the Louvre

[scareglow77]

Jim Morrison's grave!  Take pics!

[manchimo]

Come to Romania (Europa).

[thecomputerist]

why would anyone come to romania ?

[manchimo]

Just search Romania and you will find your answers.

[thecomputerist]

on youtube or on google ?

[sJeGaJn]

they could be a fan of Dracula

[thecomputerist]

you know that was actually a king of romania and he killed people by sliding a sharp pice of wood in their boys and the name comes form his father Dracula

[sJeGaJn]

@thecomputerist(like the name btw) yes I know ... have you ever seen the pictures of the field where they say the impalings took place ... epic ... just to think there were more poles and bodies on them back then ... and they say GTA is the cause of violence in the wold lol

[thecomputerist]

Are you from Romania ?

[ibnmochtar]

if ur under the eifel tower don't look in the eyes of the black guys8thats nothing rasist it's just they are really all black). if u still do they are going to sell u something and everything they have is trash

[TheLarssan]

Good for you!

[sticklaubo]

cest tan appartement de cinq piece

[MegaMagicMe]

If they see you trying to speak even a little tiny bit of French, they'll help you more than if you spoke completely in English.

[TheOneDries]

DON'T ride subways at night

DON'T beleve / talk to gipsys They can and will rip you off

take a picture of yourself next to the eiffel tower!

[bartapian5]

1. Dont use the public street toilets/loo's (especially when drunk,its a hole in the ground, accidents can happen)

2. Never go wandering off down dark ally ways at night (it may be all garlic and cheese, but it has its desperate druggie side)

3. Never force them to understand what your trying to say (especially in a hair salon) + they'll spit in your food

4. Never complain about the food, even in the politest way (NEVERRR, be afraid !!!)

5. Dont take any photos, forget you were ever there.

[fretalian]

i want your screensaver.. plz link it to me ^^

[moneyman10k]

my advice about france is as follows: what is the point of a matrix screensaver that doesnt even look like the matrix from the movie? it is like a chinese knockoff when it doesnt perform like the real thing

[croxrox159]

have a translator on your iphone!

[sluggfew]

Here is a very important tip when traveling in France..... no matter the situation, no matter the time or day, just replay, by saying" wee wee!!"

"wee wee!!"

[D1Ramrod]

merci, vocoup... that's the way i thought it was typed... I'm probably wrong...

[AgonisNewt]

Merci Beaucoup...

[twonk12]

merci buchoo xD not buchups xD

thats not how you spell it properly, but how its said.

[ilikepie911hurry]

i'd go fuck a french chick

[VideoGameExpert5]

learn to speck french

[argyledawg]

beware of gypsies, they are real

[matthewrs7]

I admit I feel his wealth is kinda being rubbed in my and other viewer's faces

[HarleyAMV]

This guy reminds me of a young Rick Moranis :D

[HarleyAMV]

using caps lock because I want ppl to see what Im asking for.

WHERE CAN I GET SUCH AWESOME SCREENSAVERS LIKE THE MATRIX? (that have an awful lot of japanese letters in it, why does USA, and other nations too, use japanese letters for such things like made up languages)

[hazzelodazzel]

you must must must must get some fresh baguettes.

amazing

[sofi1290]

I've been there and it's a wonderful city, I love it!

you should eat crêpes with chocolate...so delicious^^! and of course go to the louvre and Eiffel tower!!

[louann5840]

2 words you should know

ou est

ooh a (long a)

means "where is"

[louann5840]

I'm sure you've seen all the pics of the Eiffel at night. That's in Paris N'est pas? (isn't it?)

[RobinScott93]

Merci beaucoup is not pronounced "Mercy bukups" Lol. It's "mersy bow-coo" where bow is like bow and arrow, all said in a French accent.

[AwesomeRichKid]

GO on the segway tour its super duper fun!!!!!!

[maxchu92]

where u get that screensaver..? its so cool!

[malutki5200]

Yah i like it too :D

[MrMacConor]

Visit the new Apple Store under the Louvre Pyramid!

[franticfury]

If I was in France, It would be the 2nd week in June for the 24 Hours of Le Mans race

[thedeeliciousplum]

Now that a little time has past and that I have viewed a few of your vids...I must be like the millionth person who is wondering if you actually sleep at all? Or, are you one of a possible many cloned C. Pirillos? Inquiring minds, who have done the 48hrs on and 10hrs sleep thingy before, wish to know.

[jyle828]

I used to live in France, so here is what you should do.

1. At least try to speak french, the people will respect that, and they will answer in english, so no worries there

2. Never talk to the people that come up to you on the street asking if you speak English

3. Try not to look like a tourist. Try to blend in, dont stick out

4. Eat the food, Paris is the NYC of France. The epicenter of different cultures, so don't be afraid to try anything new.

5. Do not party with people you don't know!

[HeyItsMeMikey]

Paris looks Amazing....

[christian571]

paris is awesome!!! just remember to cary around some euros in cash cuz it cost money to use public restrooms sometimes!!!

[sunboricha]

I heard there is a monster in Paris. Beware of the Monster~~~

[Simoncanada]

I've been to Paris. It's nice pretty much just like any other big city. Careful of gypsies around the tourist areas they won't think twice on stealing your wallett. The other thing is the subway system. It's awesome but again I saw 2 pickockets in only 3 days there. Always no where your valubles are. Backpacks should be hugged. ;) hAve a great time!

[kc135dood]

Mr. Pirillo! The very first thing I would do is go see the Aérospatiale CONCORDE! There are two, I believe, one at the Airbus plant, and another somewhere in Paris.

[AlbiSancho]

haha i just got back from france pack some warm clothes

[aguywitha]

what would i do in paris? use one of those butt cleaner things

[comedian3152]

I'm going to Paris over winter break!

[beholderer]

o and its pronounced, megrsi bocu :P just for the record

[Matz20Rios]

as a Photographer I would take a lot of pictures

[beholderer]

when you get there, go to a store and get a guide and a dictionary with the basics, and I will highly recommendo to get a french chick they are awesome.

[eltorro]

WEIRD AL

[eamon815]

I would drop grapes off the top of the Eiffel Tower

[vedo1117]

Visit les catacombes, its... Unique!

A tip, don't destroy the french language when you speaking it... And beaucoup is said like bow-koo you don't pronounce the p at the end

[W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

well heres one thing I would NOT do: go to disneyland XD

[hamsisdom]

walk from the louvre all the way to the arc the triumph.

[maggiep35]

Pourquoi? Il est un complément. Chris est un petit homme savoureux! OR

Why? It is a complement. Chris is a tasty little man!

[Serendip1ty]

Definitely visit the Sacré-Cœur, if possible around sunset! Great atmosphere over there & a really nice view of the Paris skyline.

[saxman112]

I haven't been to France myself, but I'm going there this summer along with the UK, specifically London.

[FreeCapital]

What would I want to do?

Everything that does NOT have a penis.

[BlindFist]

Dont you dare violate the eiffel tower!

[FreeCapital]

it's already done bro

cleanup on aisle France

[xanarchist911x]

i could chop mine off.. do me?

[linkfan22]

I'll teach you the first some french 1= Un(sounds as it's spelt) 2=deux(pronounced "doo") 3=trois(pronounced "twa") 4=quatre(pronounced "cat") 5=cinq(pronounced "sank") 6=six("sees") 7=sept(pronounced as written) 8=huit(pronounced "wheat") 9=neuf("noof") 10=dix("dees") My name is...= Je m'appelle...("J map pel") Hope this helped!!!

[Mycatisbigfoot]

Yes = Oui (Wee)

No = Non (n-on

go to the eiffel tower and take a picture

[siezedaapple]

jump off of the eiffel tower!!!

[hardcorefrokid]

@siezedaapple Haha, like in A View To A Kill!

[Twotest73]

if "service compris" is on the menu, it means you don't have to tip...service is complementary. if you give the waiters/waitresses a tip, they go crazy because nobody tips them. worked for me :)

[Iyoulikeyoutoo]

You people always act like Europe is some extraterrestrial place. 'Act normal and have respect' is all you have to know. Sure there are differences in comparison with the US. but It is a western society like the your own country.

[Gamble2185]

312 ppl.

[sporkafife]

I live in England, and if you're British (like me!) one of the most fun things to do in France IS annoy the French... make surrender and war jokes, it always induces hate =P

[oblivion234brown]

69 some hooch frenchies

[marquesbrownlee]

Have fun in Eurpoe, Chris!

[stroogin]

WTF!!!! no!!!!! how could they divorce!!!! wth!!! lease gimme reasons

[hitmantech]

in a blogpost he just said they were divorced, and no reasons would be dealt. And really, that's his business only.

[ZeroXR]

Ponzi was nice

[gabe1118]

if you planon going to the eiffel tower go really early or really late to not have to wait in a long line. And try a crepe

[Tomek016PL]

i like the lights on the back

[manjamfan]

I also lived in Belgium, and I spoke some Dutch and French. I would go to the effeil tower. Is Ponzi going?

[smexTTS]

Chris and ponzi are divorsed

[rockinghaven]

the lighting was a little messed up

[Jacestarwind]

If I went to visit France I'd go see the Eiffel tower...and then wonder why I didn't go to Japan instead.

[thehsushoe]

I have a French Dictionary? Want it?

[websitegamers]

when in France dont turn into a loser

[jtpo95]

what does he say at the end when he holds up 3 fingers

[highac3s]

We'll E ya later.

[smergibblegibberish]

E-ya' later!

[OptimumAxe]

i'm from Belgium and been a few times to Paris, if you need any tips I know french and Paris.

[Joskun]

Bon séjour mon bon geek!

I'd definitely recommend a french survival book.

Easy reference with context, (airport,restaurant etc..) I speak french fluently though I've never been over there, haha. Would definitely visit the Eiffel tower and Musée du Louvre ^^

[hamnerandpals]

go to the top of the ifle tower its sweet i went there

[rbcmptrmn]

Chris there is one thing you need to do in France is leave and come to Swindon in the UK!!

[dmcy2k8]

Go to the Eifel Tower mate

[braddudeguy]

I went to France in High school. It was a class trip and was so much fun. But the only tip I can give is the obvious one, Learn French (or atleast bring a French-English dictonary)

[TheMatt7000]

Hey Chris you need Rosette Stone I've tried it and it really works, of course you won't be able to learn allot but some ;)

[ScytheMasterGR]

Chris plz come to greece!

[TWBrit]

Yeah, don't try driving around paris! They like it when you try to make an effort with the lingo - but I wouldn't worry about it because they know english well - they just don't like using it.

Need a fast escape - jump on Eurostar and be in the UK in a matter of hours

[tgfasmo]

what screen saver is that

[Clarus92]

It's really cold in europe, in sweden it is verry cold for the moment so take with you some gloves and big coat when you visit paris :)

[Nanotech11]

Hey I'm using that screensaver too!

[yourprefrence]

this seems like an insult to the french language when u speak french

[daro2096]

Bon-jour.

It is around 3 degrees celsius here in North-east England which is cold enough for a frost for the ground. Take some winter clothes. Gloves, jumpers, coat.

[daro2096]

It is pronouced "Mer-cy ber-coo."

[markbyrn]

Lot of McDs and Pizza Huts in Paris

[Aman1238]

I went to Paris when i was 10. Don't really remember much, but I did stay till the midnight on the Eiffel Tower. They have this ceremony every night where there are 1000's of lights on the Eiffel Tower that light up in patterns. It is wonderful to just lay there and watch it!

[universeman981]

theres no bacon

[vic0911]

dont say yes ti vive food !!!! trust me

[ScottishDuckHunter]

You even said Bonjour wrong. Oh no!

[SauceSoja]

another tip: you should take a big coat, it's cold here. :)

[atariatarifreak]

Dont get ki\dnapped  and tradded into a world of sex trafficking Scary stuff

[tekriavideos]

come london i wana meet you :) lol

[4468]

Things to do in Paris...hmm get to the Gare du Nord and catch the Eurostar to England ;)

[MrDEANOSCOOLVIDS]

fuck the french thay cheat ireland out of the world cup FUCK UM

[andrew0596]

french people will think you are ignorant if you expect them to speak your language. Plus their driving is irratic and scary. watch out.

[TheSamuraiSquirrel]

very true!! It was much more Worse in Bulgaria though.

[Zerorebels]

fuck a french chick.

[SnowStormalpha]

I would love to see the Eiffel Tower and many other historical sights there.

[hitchen1]

I went to france. It sucked. The end.

[TheSamuraiSquirrel]

I was in France and was also amazed that they do not hate us as much as we are being told on the News. I guess this would be our version of Propaganda against the French people?

Although.....they are Snotty, that is just the way they are. Snotty but Nice...yeah that is it!

[bretw]

My experience is the opposite.

[TheSamuraiSquirrel]

It is like a 50/50 experience....Everybody has their own experience.

I do have to say though I had no Problem there...I was treated alright maybe because I am an American Minority and I guess the French understood what happened to us Native Americans.

I was even amazed at this When I was in Bulgaria too. Anyway...I guess everybody has their own experience and I am sorry that you did not get to enjoy yours :( One day this world will be peaceful...Hopefully.

Next time go to Germany. It Rocks!!

[TheKweh]

@TheSamuraiSquirrel I am bulgarian... I hate Bulgaria...

I don't know how anybody could enjoy it, but I guess that's because I am bulgarian lol

[TheSamuraiSquirrel]

I enjoyed it because I was a Multi-millionaire with just 20 dollars at a night club in Varna....Then I was at another in Sofia with just 10 dollars......I guess I liked it because it was a Poor Country (No offence, I was just able to Spend more with so little money) With Hot woman with Miniskirts during the Winter, and the Beer alcohol level was higher than America....plus I was in another Country!! What was not to Enjoy?

Well...The Bathrooms were not so good. You have to pay? WHAT!!??

[Ne0nLiteZ]

someones nervous lol

[hi101100]

hey chris all i can tell you is dont show off that your a amarecan it pisses them off big time

(lets just say i got my ass wiped by a bunch of french people)

[Sadin15]

Chris I have heard that the best way to approach French people there in France is not by speaking English but pretending to speak to them in any other language than English....Any language in the world will do. My uncle started to talk to a policeman in Urdu and that french man out of frustration asked if he knew any english...and then they were on mutually communicable grounds :) I found that approach pretty smart

[Mandalorx10]

"in Europe" lol

[arneduym]

basejump off the eifeltower!

[MattMK45]

if you hire a car, at all costs avoid the Arc de Triomphe at the top of the famed road the 'Chans de elysese' (I have no idea how to spell it) There are no road markings and these being french drivers they are pretty audacious (not generalising lol)

[Sadin15]

its spelt champs elysees and pronounced: Shaun sa lisay