I just read where the Division of Inland Fish and Wildlife revenues are down $825 thousand, with no chance of recovery this fiscal year.!!!! Well, you're getting your wishes MAINAHS!! Our ugly, non-resident faces are disappearing from your landscape. The word is getting out how you MAINAHS fuck with us Non-residents, and they are staying away. Hey, maybe my " NATIONAL CAMPAIGN TO BOYCOTT MAINE " might just catch on!!
Wait 'til your neighbors are starving up there, then you'll see how friendly you MAINTARDS are!! You'll be killin' each other like South Central L.A.!! HA!HA!HA! I can't wait to see your kids starving on TV, with flies in their eyes and distended stomachs. MAINHOLIA will be the ETHIOPIA of America!!!
Yes folks, it's a bleak outlook for the state of MAINHOLIA!! If MAINHOLIA does not have a good TOURIST season this year, the state will go into bankruptcy and federal receivership. With a little bit of luck," THE NATIONAL CAMPAIGN TO BOYCOTT THE BASTARDS OF MAINE ", will take-off, and it will be a DOOMSDAY SCENARIO for the big-mouthed, punk-mouthed bastards of MANHOLIA!!
Oh, and Mr. Hammer.... What happened to that little girl is not the usual. You hear it from Maine because we care. Unlike all the "Jane Doe" little girls from your state. Mainiacs have each others backs. You people just turn your back. It doesn't make the news in your state, cause none of you care....and it happens all the time. Why don't you do a little research on YOUR state crime rate?
@Foothillstars Yes, I'm afraid to say there is a high prevalence of incest, child molestation, and INFANTICIDE in the state of MAINHOLIA. The reason is, long winters, with depressing weather. High incidence of ALCOHOLISM. High rates of drug addiction. Few social outlets, and few community/governmental agency counseling options available to many residents. Coupled with a bleak economic outlook, a generally low educational level, and it's a recipe for child rape and murder!!
Mainiacs.... The ones that will survive!! Home of the people who work hard, live hard and play hard!! All you city folk and flat landers, don't be showing up at Maine's door yard when the shit hits the fan! What we got here is WICKED AWESOME! Unlike YOU tourist! Good luck with your natural disasters and gangs and small minds!
hey im from and you know what we call mass. massholes, new hamoshires our retarted brother and god dam vermot the queer aunt and for everyones info its aunt is said as a-u-n-t not a-n-t
I love maine! Im from oxford county! Its a wicked good life up eah ill tell ya that much bub. Aint no otha way to live for me. It'd be a wicked pissah to live somwhea else.
Just remember once you pass by Cumberland county your about 100 years before the industrial revolution. The people up north are a different breed. Yes they can be a little ignorant. But who isn't in this shitty world full of nothing but greed. A true main'ah right here. Always willing to lend a hand, educate, and help others enjoy a better life. The new generation of mainers r trying our best to paint a better picture of our culture. Times r changing.
@hammer55292 You couldn't possibly be more ignorant, one bad experience and you curse the entire state? Most of Maine is already broke so im not sure what your talking about when you say we'll all go broke... last ice storm was in 1995 I believe so maybe were due for another but I doubt it will be a statewide population demolisher. You could not be more stupid.
@Frolfe92 No, it was 15 incidents, over about 25 years!! Every fuckin' time I go hunting up there, I have some kind of conflict/bad experience with a local. WTF is wrong with you people? Why do you hate NON-RESIDENTS so much??? WHY??? Are you jealous because we have better trucks? Is it a secret sport with you people to fuck us over? Hey, I gave up coming there because of so much hassle. Good hunting up there, but bad, mother-fucking people. They have made me hate them.
@hammer55292 So an average of roughly one bad incident every 2 years? thats not that bad. That is going to happen any place you frequent over a 25 year period of time. And we hate non-residents because your fucking ignorant, for the most part. Respect the land and they're wont be a problem, but I dont know how many times ive seen out of staters littering and pollution my land. Its disgusting and rude. Ever think its something wrong with you buddy? your the fucked up one.
@Frolfe92 See you fucking MAINE bastard, you're proving just what I said!! I usually come up there by myself. I don't drink, smoke, or do any drug. My truck is clean, registered, inspected, and insured. I never bother anybody. I respect everybody's land because I also own a lot of land. It was not one incident every two years you bug-fucker. I said over a period of 25 years, but I did not come up there 25 times. Some years it was 3-5 conflicts in one year, you fucking MAine bastard!! DIE!!
@hammer55292>>>>>>>>>> if you hate maine so bad get off all the maine things here!! lol... just dont go there any more they dont want OR NEEEEEDDDD YOUR MONEY that BAD... the paper and blueberries will sustain Maine for as long as you live buddy!! GIVE IT UP YOU MISERABLE OUTA STATA LOL ..you are the one person THEY DONT WANT THERE STUPID!!!!Lol in yr face!!!!hehehehehe
@rixbex1 Didn't you understand what I said, you MAINE retard? I said I haven't been up there for 6 years, you MAINE asshole. I won't give you one dime, I hope you starve. I know you won't, but I hope you do, you fuck-tards. Paper is down to nothing, wood is down to nothing, and blueberries aren't enough to keep an old lady alive, you asswipe MAINER. Don't you bring any of your family to Boston hospitals you asswipe, or I'll bash your windshield in. In your face fucktard!!!
@hammer55292 Are you threatening to kill us? We're all really scared that you might show up with your Red Ryder BB Gun and take us all out one by one. You better practice up, I doubt you could hit the broad side of a barn at 10 feet.
@Frolfe92 So, you admit that you hate non-residents!! I knew it!! I hate you also!! I hate you fuckers with a passion. It's a wonder more of you don't get shot, you are such bastards. I hope the word gets out and all NON-RESIDENTS boycott you fuckers. I know it won't happen, but if it does, you'll be all at national poverty levels. I hope maybe all you MAINERS die of starvation. I'll gladly volunteer my time to bury you scums in a dirty landfill dump.
@hammer55292 you probably shot somebodies dog and tried to tag it as a bear down at the tagging station. We've heard about you around and we're certainly glad that you're not coming back to Maine again!
@Frolfe92 I would work on an excavator all night long burying you demon bastards, if I could. If you all died of starvation, I would spit and piss on you, then beat your head with a stick, then pick you up with the thumb on the Komatsu excavator, then dump you in the refuse pile. Yeah, I'd sure like that. I just thought of another bad incident as I was typing, you cock MAine suckers. You demon bastards, die you fuckers die!!!
@hammer55292, @Frolfe92 Alright, be nice fellas. Come up to my old man's place in Glenburn and we can work this out over a couple of bottles of Allens Coffee and four wheel around the property and shoot some skeet. I'll have Randy drag out Big Red and we can split up some kindlin' and make a bonfire and smoke some of my old man's local stuff, the good stuff, not the mexican crap, us New Englander's gotta band together, even though we are all a little broke up about the Sox
@ChippahandRandy HA!HA!HA! LMAO!! Fuck you, Cletus!! If I ever came up there, I'd be standing there in the middle of nowhere, then all of a sudden I'd hear DUELIN' BANJOS, and about 10 of you toothless cro-magnons, would come out of nowhere, and I'd be runnin' for my life. Thanks, but no thanks Festus!!!
@hammer55292 I'm sure there has been a few Moron's like yourself that came to Maine and fucked with the wrong people and ended up among the missing. Too bad you weren't one of them. But why don't you do the world a favor and Bite The Big One. Doctor assisted suicide I recommend, because you'd probably fuck that up like you do everything else!!
@mainah7910 Just got back from Pittsburg, NH, where I did some great sledding. Back LAke at over 100 MPH!! Woo hoo, wailed the trails like Tucker Hibbert, you asswipe. HA!HA! Fuck you about hunting. I could probably out-hunt, and out-shoot you, you CHILD-MURDERING MAINTARD!! Hey NH wants our money, and they don't hate us!! You MAINTARDS really hate us, you're bad mother-fuckers. You'll be broke by this time next year, and you deserve it, you loud-mouthed rotten bastards.
@hammer55292 Did you ride bitch or your boyfriend? I'm guessing he did because you like something hard against your ass while you ride you faggot. To bad you didn't hit a pressure ridge at 100 mph and do the world a favor. You idiots from Mass ride snowmobiles worse than you drive cars. I remember a few years ago some idiots from Mass got lost on a trail over by Greenville and run out of gas. They called their wives back at the hotels crying they were lost and the wardens had to go rescue them.
@hammer55292 Nothing worse than being up to camp minding your own business, only too see some Flatlander Jerk-off from Massachusetts coming down the road. You idiots shouldn't be allowed to have guns. It's about like giving a stick of dynamite and a lighted match to a 3 year old. The reason you had 15 incidents is because you're a fucking moron. You retards should be doing you're hunting on I-95 so the warden service doesn't have to waste time recovering your body after you get lost overnight.
@mainah7910 HA!HA! Hey Faggot of MAine, you must ride bitch with your Deliverance buddies upta camp. I bet they are corn-holin' ya' every night up there. Your ass-hole must be so big they can stick an LL BEAN boot in there. Well, that's ok it might come in handy for ya' when your economy is totally broke, and you're givin' two-dollar blow-job specials. Some big Negro will give you a couple of bucks to jam that MAINAH ass of yours. Hey, did you kill any LITTLE GIRLS today???
@mainah7910 Naw, I'll just wait a few months/years and you'll be broke and starving. Your stupidity will do it for me. Killed any kids lately???? MAINE...CHILD MURDERLAND!!
@mainah7910 Hey Troll-boy, didja' kill any little kids today??? That's what you MAINTARDS do, you kill little girls!! How bad is that, killin' a little girl??? Jesus Christ, it doesn't get any worse that that!! What is wrong with you MAINAHS ? You have no economy, you have no business base, you have no technology, you have no higher education, you scrounge the land, and you're a bunch of Red-Necks!!! Goddamn it, why don't you all just kill yourselves!! Oh yeah, voter fraud also!! You scumheaver
@hammer55292 Oh Jesus Hammer, Voter Fraud, really? Man you've got us there. Your a regular Einstein to come up with something like that! You must have the IQ of a Chicken. It's just a matter of time before I push you over the edge and you lose your last marble. Let me know when you decide you want to come kill me, I'll give you my address. Don't forget to have your Mommy pack you a lunch!
@mainah7910 HA!HA! Why would I want to kill a broke, queeah from MAINE??? Your economy is getting worse by the minute. By this time next year, your family will be givin' $2 Blow-Job Specials to the tourists at Old Orchard!! LMAO!!
@hammer55292 How many time are you going to use that line? Maybe you should study more and come back when you might actually be able to defend yourself for a change instead of playing that broken record.
@mainah7910 defend myself from what??? LMAO!! It's YOUR ECONOMY that's going down the SHIT-CHUTE!! LMAO!! If I can get a number of TOURISTS TO STAY AWAY from you fuckers, you'll be in dire economic straits. The people that have TOURIST BUSINESSES will have YOU to blame!! They will track you down, and slam your ghead open for killing the TOURIST BUSINESS this year!! We'll see how tough you are when they come looking for YOU!!! YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THE IMPENDING DOOM, FOR MAINAHS!
@hammer55292 Holy Crap Hammer, should I kill Myself now or should I wait til our economy shits the bed because of me?? What do you think my chances of survival are?? Should I take out a life insurance policy? I'll tell ya Hammer, you truly are the biggest Idiot I have ever come across in all of my days online and elsewhere, but you sure are fun to fuck with!!! :)
@mainah7910 You won't think I'm an idiot if my NATIONAL CAMPAIGN TO BOYCOTT MAINE, catches on!! Business owners will be looking up your IP number, and trying to track you down like a mange-infested coyote off the Morton Cut-Off Road, in Oquossoc!!
@hammer55292 Holy Shit Hammer, you think I should build a Bunker and go into hiding?? Want me to send you a picture so you can advertise it on your banners?? Should I get some cyanide pills so if they catch up to me I can do myself in before the torture begins?? You might end up costing the state as much as $25 when your done, do you think we'll go hungry?? We really get on your nerves up here living the good life in God's Country while your living in a shithole, don't we??
@mainah7910 Let's see now: An economy that has not recovered from the recession. A state plagued by voter fraud. A state named by Forbes magazine as the worst state in the country for business. A state with people that kill little girls. A state known for having people with over-sized heads. A state known as MAINHOLIA populated by MAINTARDS. Yeah, I'd say that's the GOOD LIFE.
i wish everyone could hear the Whitneys tool shed commercials with David and Andrew particularly the stump grinder one there all pretty good tho its a commercial that comes on the radio CRQ 102.9 Calais Maine
Now see here I've lived in Maine all of my life and we use wicked in atleast 5 different ways. We even using it in High school. I dont think you got this right.
I disagree. "wicked" can absolutely be used as a substitute for "good" My father works down at the yahd and boy I hear him refer to things as "wicked" all the time. It really doesn't get more official than the yahd.
You folks gotta says more of "uh-yuh, uh-yessuh-bub, yessum, chum, deyuh, bub, goodn'you?, idn'nit?" and the like. There are things more than just the way we use "wicked" that set our accent apart from the rest of new england. Also, if you're gonna tear on the boston accent, you fellas really outta ditch the copious redsox garb, wear a little more florescent orange and $3 flannels from Marden's and get some Hammond Lumber hats or something.
Randy used to change out the tags from the crappy sneakers to the good ones and get some converse for like 3.99. He used to wear flannel orange, but then transferred to John Bapst high for a year and some preppys from Holden made fun of him so he started wearin sox gear, this was before people in boston wore pink hats and half the people rooted for yankees and then the sox started winnin and everybody jumped on board with the sox. also I worked at Hammonds out in Holden til I punched some prep
Are you guys from Boston or Maine??? Cause Ive lived in both my whole life, and ur Maine accents suck, just stick to ur Boston accents dudes, we dont talk like that in Maine
@blondegirlshavefun lol good to know because my cousin kinda got me worried my voice will stick out cuz shes from missouri too but she lived in new york for a while and people told her she had an accent which i didnt think is possible for us in missouri but who knows lol :)
@soulchoirjrc lol the Red Sox and Boston shirts would be good indicators to that effect :D
Not the best impersonations I've ever heard, to be sure, but it's still far better than anyone from outside New England could pull off. Imagine some yahoo from LA trying to ad-lib ANY New England accent xD
You'll hear this accent if you go "downeast" - Washington/Hancock Counties - or in the rural interior of the state. There's a completely different accent once you get into Aroostook County - you get the French Canadian accent up there. In Portland you will hardly ever hear anyone speak like this.
these guys kow what they're doin, I can tell. I don't think this was meant to be a documentary people, it's ok if it's not perfect. lol. I love chippah and randy haha
Guy on right gets close a couple of times, but not quite. Guy on the left is just a brahmin, back bay douche. If you need to hear the accent, see Tim Sample, Gary Crocker, or maybe Bob Marley(though he even doesn't quite get it right).
im from maine and my grandparents are from downeast deah i know exactly what these guys are on the blue guy sounds more like british old guy haha and the white guy sounds a little better then him haha
ok, so I live in southern maine and about 1 in every 200 people will talk like that. These are good over exzagerated Maine accents but do not quite sound right
I've been to Jonesboro delivering firewood with my dad! And my uncle owns a lobster wharf. Harpswell def isn't a "metro" area. It's a bunch of little islands, so I don't see how it matters if your just a little more over to the left of where I grew up. And there's probably about 200 or so people that live on Bailey island... All of whom are fisherman or lobsterman. So I don't get your point in asking if I've ever been to Washington county. Have you ever been to harpswell???
lol I lived in Maine my whole life and these guys did pretty good. the begining they sounded australian or british or sumthin tho... still pretty funny
Lobster IS evil so the first sentence was accurate. Lobsters are bottom feeders, are in the same phylum as the spider and scorpion and turn bright red when you apply extreme heat...that's more than a coincidence. The fact that they're delicious only makes them more wicked.
On a side note this sketch isn't funny...sorry chippah. And "Wicked" basically means "extremely"...try it in any sentence, so its an adverb randy not a verb. C'mon man.
okay commenters get a clue these guys are from man and the accents ARE real. they're just emphasizing the words a little bit to add to the humor. duh. chippah im loving the way u said ''BAH HABAH" lol.
Mmmm they did get stuff right but they sound like they're trying to have a Maine accent. I'm from Maine and like....5% of the people here actually have a Mainer accent. =_="
I grew up in Maine between Lisbon and Bailey Island and there was a mix of both people with and without Maine accents. and all variations of strengths in them. I use the word wicked WAY too much but I dont have an accent unless I'm talking to my friends from other parts of the country to show them. and WTF is the "metro" area??? lol! Maine is either woods or ocean with itty bitty "cities" in between? I'd really like to know where the "metro" area is?? lol
well to me bangor is a metro area..My town has about 500 people in it,everyone is fishermen and we all have accents..have u ever been in washington county?
also in the county the don't talk like that as much. I used to live in Washburn Now i'm in western Maine.... and the people around here have a wicked down east accent! :D
I just read where the Division of Inland Fish and Wildlife revenues are down $825 thousand, with no chance of recovery this fiscal year.!!!! Well, you're getting your wishes MAINAHS!! Our ugly, non-resident faces are disappearing from your landscape. The word is getting out how you MAINAHS fuck with us Non-residents, and they are staying away. Hey, maybe my " NATIONAL CAMPAIGN TO BOYCOTT MAINE " might just catch on!!
hammer55292 19 hours ago
Wait 'til your neighbors are starving up there, then you'll see how friendly you MAINTARDS are!! You'll be killin' each other like South Central L.A.!! HA!HA!HA! I can't wait to see your kids starving on TV, with flies in their eyes and distended stomachs. MAINHOLIA will be the ETHIOPIA of America!!!
hammer55292 1 day ago
Yes folks, it's a bleak outlook for the state of MAINHOLIA!! If MAINHOLIA does not have a good TOURIST season this year, the state will go into bankruptcy and federal receivership. With a little bit of luck," THE NATIONAL CAMPAIGN TO BOYCOTT THE BASTARDS OF MAINE ", will take-off, and it will be a DOOMSDAY SCENARIO for the big-mouthed, punk-mouthed bastards of MANHOLIA!!
hammer55292 1 day ago
Oh, and Mr. Hammer.... What happened to that little girl is not the usual. You hear it from Maine because we care. Unlike all the "Jane Doe" little girls from your state. Mainiacs have each others backs. You people just turn your back. It doesn't make the news in your state, cause none of you care....and it happens all the time. Why don't you do a little research on YOUR state crime rate?
Foothillstars 1 day ago
@Foothillstars Yes, I'm afraid to say there is a high prevalence of incest, child molestation, and INFANTICIDE in the state of MAINHOLIA. The reason is, long winters, with depressing weather. High incidence of ALCOHOLISM. High rates of drug addiction. Few social outlets, and few community/governmental agency counseling options available to many residents. Coupled with a bleak economic outlook, a generally low educational level, and it's a recipe for child rape and murder!!
hammer55292 1 day ago
Mainiacs.... The ones that will survive!! Home of the people who work hard, live hard and play hard!! All you city folk and flat landers, don't be showing up at Maine's door yard when the shit hits the fan! What we got here is WICKED AWESOME! Unlike YOU tourist! Good luck with your natural disasters and gangs and small minds!
Foothillstars 1 day ago
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@hammer55292 hey this just proves your from vermont cant get your mind off queers
nate93510 3 months ago
hey im from and you know what we call mass. massholes, new hamoshires our retarted brother and god dam vermot the queer aunt and for everyones info its aunt is said as a-u-n-t not a-n-t
nate93510 3 months ago
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SJ41998 3 months ago
I love maine! Im from oxford county! Its a wicked good life up eah ill tell ya that much bub. Aint no otha way to live for me. It'd be a wicked pissah to live somwhea else.
wickedmainah524 4 months ago
Just remember once you pass by Cumberland county your about 100 years before the industrial revolution. The people up north are a different breed. Yes they can be a little ignorant. But who isn't in this shitty world full of nothing but greed. A true main'ah right here. Always willing to lend a hand, educate, and help others enjoy a better life. The new generation of mainers r trying our best to paint a better picture of our culture. Times r changing.
rmdrummer87 4 months ago 5
@rmdrummer87 amen bub
ChippahandRandy 4 months ago
Spoken like a true Masshole.
ChippahandRandy 5 months ago
@hammer55292 You couldn't possibly be more ignorant, one bad experience and you curse the entire state? Most of Maine is already broke so im not sure what your talking about when you say we'll all go broke... last ice storm was in 1995 I believe so maybe were due for another but I doubt it will be a statewide population demolisher. You could not be more stupid.
Frolfe92 5 months ago
@Frolfe92 No, it was 15 incidents, over about 25 years!! Every fuckin' time I go hunting up there, I have some kind of conflict/bad experience with a local. WTF is wrong with you people? Why do you hate NON-RESIDENTS so much??? WHY??? Are you jealous because we have better trucks? Is it a secret sport with you people to fuck us over? Hey, I gave up coming there because of so much hassle. Good hunting up there, but bad, mother-fucking people. They have made me hate them.
hammer55292 5 months ago
@hammer55292 So an average of roughly one bad incident every 2 years? thats not that bad. That is going to happen any place you frequent over a 25 year period of time. And we hate non-residents because your fucking ignorant, for the most part. Respect the land and they're wont be a problem, but I dont know how many times ive seen out of staters littering and pollution my land. Its disgusting and rude. Ever think its something wrong with you buddy? your the fucked up one.
Frolfe92 5 months ago
@Frolfe92 See you fucking MAINE bastard, you're proving just what I said!! I usually come up there by myself. I don't drink, smoke, or do any drug. My truck is clean, registered, inspected, and insured. I never bother anybody. I respect everybody's land because I also own a lot of land. It was not one incident every two years you bug-fucker. I said over a period of 25 years, but I did not come up there 25 times. Some years it was 3-5 conflicts in one year, you fucking MAine bastard!! DIE!!
hammer55292 5 months ago
@hammer55292>>>>>>>>>> if you hate maine so bad get off all the maine things here!! lol... just dont go there any more they dont want OR NEEEEEDDDD YOUR MONEY that BAD... the paper and blueberries will sustain Maine for as long as you live buddy!! GIVE IT UP YOU MISERABLE OUTA STATA LOL ..you are the one person THEY DONT WANT THERE STUPID!!!!Lol in yr face!!!!hehehehehe
rixbex1 3 months ago
@rixbex1 Didn't you understand what I said, you MAINE retard? I said I haven't been up there for 6 years, you MAINE asshole. I won't give you one dime, I hope you starve. I know you won't, but I hope you do, you fuck-tards. Paper is down to nothing, wood is down to nothing, and blueberries aren't enough to keep an old lady alive, you asswipe MAINER. Don't you bring any of your family to Boston hospitals you asswipe, or I'll bash your windshield in. In your face fucktard!!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 Are you threatening to kill us? We're all really scared that you might show up with your Red Ryder BB Gun and take us all out one by one. You better practice up, I doubt you could hit the broad side of a barn at 10 feet.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@Frolfe92 So, you admit that you hate non-residents!! I knew it!! I hate you also!! I hate you fuckers with a passion. It's a wonder more of you don't get shot, you are such bastards. I hope the word gets out and all NON-RESIDENTS boycott you fuckers. I know it won't happen, but if it does, you'll be all at national poverty levels. I hope maybe all you MAINERS die of starvation. I'll gladly volunteer my time to bury you scums in a dirty landfill dump.
hammer55292 5 months ago
@hammer55292 you probably shot somebodies dog and tried to tag it as a bear down at the tagging station. We've heard about you around and we're certainly glad that you're not coming back to Maine again!
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@Frolfe92 I would work on an excavator all night long burying you demon bastards, if I could. If you all died of starvation, I would spit and piss on you, then beat your head with a stick, then pick you up with the thumb on the Komatsu excavator, then dump you in the refuse pile. Yeah, I'd sure like that. I just thought of another bad incident as I was typing, you cock MAine suckers. You demon bastards, die you fuckers die!!!
hammer55292 5 months ago
@hammer55292, @Frolfe92 Alright, be nice fellas. Come up to my old man's place in Glenburn and we can work this out over a couple of bottles of Allens Coffee and four wheel around the property and shoot some skeet. I'll have Randy drag out Big Red and we can split up some kindlin' and make a bonfire and smoke some of my old man's local stuff, the good stuff, not the mexican crap, us New Englander's gotta band together, even though we are all a little broke up about the Sox
ChippahandRandy 5 months ago 2
@ChippahandRandy HA!HA!HA! LMAO!! Fuck you, Cletus!! If I ever came up there, I'd be standing there in the middle of nowhere, then all of a sudden I'd hear DUELIN' BANJOS, and about 10 of you toothless cro-magnons, would come out of nowhere, and I'd be runnin' for my life. Thanks, but no thanks Festus!!!
hammer55292 5 months ago
@hammer55292 I'm sure there has been a few Moron's like yourself that came to Maine and fucked with the wrong people and ended up among the missing. Too bad you weren't one of them. But why don't you do the world a favor and Bite The Big One. Doctor assisted suicide I recommend, because you'd probably fuck that up like you do everything else!!
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 Just got back from Pittsburg, NH, where I did some great sledding. Back LAke at over 100 MPH!! Woo hoo, wailed the trails like Tucker Hibbert, you asswipe. HA!HA! Fuck you about hunting. I could probably out-hunt, and out-shoot you, you CHILD-MURDERING MAINTARD!! Hey NH wants our money, and they don't hate us!! You MAINTARDS really hate us, you're bad mother-fuckers. You'll be broke by this time next year, and you deserve it, you loud-mouthed rotten bastards.
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 Did you ride bitch or your boyfriend? I'm guessing he did because you like something hard against your ass while you ride you faggot. To bad you didn't hit a pressure ridge at 100 mph and do the world a favor. You idiots from Mass ride snowmobiles worse than you drive cars. I remember a few years ago some idiots from Mass got lost on a trail over by Greenville and run out of gas. They called their wives back at the hotels crying they were lost and the wardens had to go rescue them.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 Nothing worse than being up to camp minding your own business, only too see some Flatlander Jerk-off from Massachusetts coming down the road. You idiots shouldn't be allowed to have guns. It's about like giving a stick of dynamite and a lighted match to a 3 year old. The reason you had 15 incidents is because you're a fucking moron. You retards should be doing you're hunting on I-95 so the warden service doesn't have to waste time recovering your body after you get lost overnight.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 Ignorant moron probably shot an Eagle and thought he shot the State Record Partridge.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 HA!HA! Hey Faggot of MAine, you must ride bitch with your Deliverance buddies upta camp. I bet they are corn-holin' ya' every night up there. Your ass-hole must be so big they can stick an LL BEAN boot in there. Well, that's ok it might come in handy for ya' when your economy is totally broke, and you're givin' two-dollar blow-job specials. Some big Negro will give you a couple of bucks to jam that MAINAH ass of yours. Hey, did you kill any LITTLE GIRLS today???
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 Getting angry yet?? Rage getting the best of you yet?? Bet you wanna kill me huh?? You'll break soon enough
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 Naw, I'll just wait a few months/years and you'll be broke and starving. Your stupidity will do it for me. Killed any kids lately???? MAINE...CHILD MURDERLAND!!
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292, your still repeating the same shit over and over again, making yourself look like more of a douchebag every post you make.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 Gonna' kill any little girls today?
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 Is that all you've got left you Pathetic Little Troll?
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 Hey Massholes, got any kids ya' don't like?? Bring 'em upta MAINE, they'll kill 'em for ya'!!
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 Is that the best you can do you Pathetic Little Troll?? Your not worth the air you breath or the space you occupy.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 Hey Troll-boy, didja' kill any little kids today??? That's what you MAINTARDS do, you kill little girls!! How bad is that, killin' a little girl??? Jesus Christ, it doesn't get any worse that that!! What is wrong with you MAINAHS ? You have no economy, you have no business base, you have no technology, you have no higher education, you scrounge the land, and you're a bunch of Red-Necks!!! Goddamn it, why don't you all just kill yourselves!! Oh yeah, voter fraud also!! You scumheaver
hammer55292 1 week ago
@hammer55292 Oh Jesus Hammer, Voter Fraud, really? Man you've got us there. Your a regular Einstein to come up with something like that! You must have the IQ of a Chicken. It's just a matter of time before I push you over the edge and you lose your last marble. Let me know when you decide you want to come kill me, I'll give you my address. Don't forget to have your Mommy pack you a lunch!
mainah7910 5 days ago
@mainah7910 HA!HA! Why would I want to kill a broke, queeah from MAINE??? Your economy is getting worse by the minute. By this time next year, your family will be givin' $2 Blow-Job Specials to the tourists at Old Orchard!! LMAO!!
hammer55292 5 days ago
@hammer55292 How many time are you going to use that line? Maybe you should study more and come back when you might actually be able to defend yourself for a change instead of playing that broken record.
mainah7910 3 days ago
@mainah7910 defend myself from what??? LMAO!! It's YOUR ECONOMY that's going down the SHIT-CHUTE!! LMAO!! If I can get a number of TOURISTS TO STAY AWAY from you fuckers, you'll be in dire economic straits. The people that have TOURIST BUSINESSES will have YOU to blame!! They will track you down, and slam your ghead open for killing the TOURIST BUSINESS this year!! We'll see how tough you are when they come looking for YOU!!! YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THE IMPENDING DOOM, FOR MAINAHS!
hammer55292 3 days ago
@hammer55292 Holy Crap Hammer, should I kill Myself now or should I wait til our economy shits the bed because of me?? What do you think my chances of survival are?? Should I take out a life insurance policy? I'll tell ya Hammer, you truly are the biggest Idiot I have ever come across in all of my days online and elsewhere, but you sure are fun to fuck with!!! :)
mainah7910 2 days ago
@mainah7910 You won't think I'm an idiot if my NATIONAL CAMPAIGN TO BOYCOTT MAINE, catches on!! Business owners will be looking up your IP number, and trying to track you down like a mange-infested coyote off the Morton Cut-Off Road, in Oquossoc!!
hammer55292 2 days ago
@hammer55292 Holy Shit Hammer, you think I should build a Bunker and go into hiding?? Want me to send you a picture so you can advertise it on your banners?? Should I get some cyanide pills so if they catch up to me I can do myself in before the torture begins?? You might end up costing the state as much as $25 when your done, do you think we'll go hungry?? We really get on your nerves up here living the good life in God's Country while your living in a shithole, don't we??
mainah7910 1 day ago
@mainah7910 Let's see now: An economy that has not recovered from the recession. A state plagued by voter fraud. A state named by Forbes magazine as the worst state in the country for business. A state with people that kill little girls. A state known for having people with over-sized heads. A state known as MAINHOLIA populated by MAINTARDS. Yeah, I'd say that's the GOOD LIFE.
hammer55292 1 day ago
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@hammer55292 Is that the best you can do you Pathetic Little Troll?? Your not worth the air you breath or the space you occupy.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
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@hammer55292 Is that the best you can do you Pathetic Little Troll?? Your not worth the air you breath or the space you occupy.
mainah7910 2 weeks ago
You boys arent even true mainahs. friggin queahs
Frolfe92 5 months ago
Couple of fuck-tards, just like the rest of the Mainers.
hammer55292 5 months ago
@hammer55292 Blow me bub
Frolfe92 5 months ago
@Frolfe92 It will never happen, you fuckin' queer. Go suck your Maine buddie's cocks, you asshole.
hammer55292 5 months ago
You guys look like you're in pain...
figgywhipkins 5 months ago
Just wicked...
Peggasus09 5 months ago
Hey chippahandrandy, you guys coming uptah the lobstah fest?
RawrzOwned 7 months ago
cha cha boogie cha cha wang chang!
scott119935 7 months ago
I'm from Bah Hahbah, (bar harbor), this video basically explains half my high school.
ElleEmEfEyOh 8 months ago
Randy is hot
catclash 9 months ago
lmao. this shits funny as fuuck. im from maine. we pahk the cah in the doahyahd
thagrim2 9 months ago
you guys are fahkin morons!
ryblake69 10 months ago
That is so fake, I would probably guess they are from south because at 1:20 he says y'all, and also, they are contorting their jaws to pronounce it.
Triforce1700 10 months ago
If I ever see either (or both)of you on the street I am going to beat you into a coma.
TheDrunkenScoundrel 10 months ago
@TheDrunkenScoundrel You sound tough!
SportMuffinShow 8 months ago
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@TheDrunkenScoundrel You sound tough!
SportMuffinShow 8 months ago
These accents are wicked bad.
See what I did there?
But yeah, this isn't stupid-- funny, but not accurate at all. You didn't even say Mardens.
jdc321boom 10 months ago
fuck u im from maine and this pisses me off
tristancooper1997 10 months ago
RATE WICKED GUY
fiafighterdude 11 months ago
Exactly. This is wicked good, bub.
kookookatchoo6283 1 year ago
I just ate a footlong hot dog.
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago
i wish everyone could hear the Whitneys tool shed commercials with David and Andrew particularly the stump grinder one there all pretty good tho its a commercial that comes on the radio CRQ 102.9 Calais Maine
canadamls1988 1 year ago
@syngar99 Stop by Chippah's redemption center and see if they are born and raised in Maine. While you are there we will give you a personal lesson.
SportMuffinShow 1 year ago
Now see here I've lived in Maine all of my life and we use wicked in atleast 5 different ways. We even using it in High school. I dont think you got this right.
pielover945 1 year ago
I disagree. "wicked" can absolutely be used as a substitute for "good" My father works down at the yahd and boy I hear him refer to things as "wicked" all the time. It really doesn't get more official than the yahd.
hurumble 1 year ago
@hurumble agreed and Ive lived up here all my life. im in highschool and we use it all the time.
pielover945 1 year ago
don't say wicked by itself, bad maineglish
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago
fail
bellatrixthechicken 1 year ago
@bellatrixthechicken people in california say that don't say fail or epic fail in maine or you will get punched or ignored
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago
You guys remind me of Billy Madison!
FlyingBanjosInc 1 year ago
you should of said that people getting it wrong are "wicked friggen hard-ons"
GO4TH557 1 year ago
You folks gotta says more of "uh-yuh, uh-yessuh-bub, yessum, chum, deyuh, bub, goodn'you?, idn'nit?" and the like. There are things more than just the way we use "wicked" that set our accent apart from the rest of new england. Also, if you're gonna tear on the boston accent, you fellas really outta ditch the copious redsox garb, wear a little more florescent orange and $3 flannels from Marden's and get some Hammond Lumber hats or something.
thenumeralninja 1 year ago 8
@thenumeralninja Oh yeah, and don't forget "shoowah thing"
thenumeralninja 1 year ago
Randy used to change out the tags from the crappy sneakers to the good ones and get some converse for like 3.99. He used to wear flannel orange, but then transferred to John Bapst high for a year and some preppys from Holden made fun of him so he started wearin sox gear, this was before people in boston wore pink hats and half the people rooted for yankees and then the sox started winnin and everybody jumped on board with the sox. also I worked at Hammonds out in Holden til I punched some prep
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago
@thenumeralninja This. I just love Marden's though. Don't disrespect.
PSPortalMaker 7 months ago
i'm oddly attracted to you, despite the silly way you are speaking.
LESIMS2100 1 year ago
LOL
For anyone who wants to brush up on their Maineglish vocab, just search YouTube for Talking Yankee with Tim Sample.
aescougarcheer 1 year ago
@aescougarcheer this is true Tim Sample is a god among mainers, true mainer, we love Tim and Mike Bordick
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago
@ChippahandRandy as far as I know Tim Moved to Maine as a youth.
MistyMountaineers 1 year ago
Are you guys from Boston or Maine??? Cause Ive lived in both my whole life, and ur Maine accents suck, just stick to ur Boston accents dudes, we dont talk like that in Maine
Jrabit207 1 year ago
not to mention that freak in the dark blue shirt talks more like a cliched rich guy than a mainah
syngar99 1 year ago
im turned off by young guys doing maineh accents. it just feels fake.
syngar99 1 year ago
@syngar99 that's cause you are from York or Camden (the rich part).
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago
@ChippahandRandy 4 months later? so are you saying that only the poor parts have shitty sense of humor?
syngar99 1 year ago
@syngar99 uh...go Pats
ChippahandRandy 1 year ago 5
@syngar99 Those accents are definitely fake anyway.
ColinMcDonaldGrant 11 months ago
very cute!!
ausinhjkk 1 year ago
I'm from kennebec county, Maine, and we sound NOTHING like that. But, I do use wicked all the time :)
rachylelisabeth 1 year ago
It seem everyone from Maine talks about Maine...I do It to and I haven't lived there in years.
kozzy18 1 year ago
Do they really talk like that in Maine? Because I'm from Missouri but next year I'm going to college in Maine so I'm curious....lol
BellRocks15 1 year ago
@BellRocks15 Some people do, haha. Some have a very noticaable accent, others, not so much. But these guys are playing it up.
blondegirlshavefun 1 year ago
@blondegirlshavefun lol good to know because my cousin kinda got me worried my voice will stick out cuz shes from missouri too but she lived in new york for a while and people told her she had an accent which i didnt think is possible for us in missouri but who knows lol :)
BellRocks15 1 year ago
wicked pissah. Chippah could be a closet Skankee fan. Just sayin.
KeukaRyder 1 year ago
haha this was funny. Accent sounds a bit forced, but it's not terrible... my father and grandfather and all their friends talk like this
purplestreakpunk 1 year ago
207 HOLLAH !!!!
gmlkbl08 1 year ago
you are hatas on mainhas. whats wrong with you people you aint tough. dare you make fun of mainhas on our turf go to maine n do that
hueromexicano 1 year ago
None of my friends can ever understand my Dad...I know I'm from Maine.
fangjangler 1 year ago
sorry lived in maine my whole life, nope we dont sound like retards
vancetrance 1 year ago
@vancetrance retarhss lol
jennalee3344 1 year ago
This is horrible lol Ask someone from Bucks Harbor to talk Maine for the real accent. These guys are from Boston, I bet you anything!
soulchoirjrc 1 year ago
@soulchoirjrc lol the Red Sox and Boston shirts would be good indicators to that effect :D
Not the best impersonations I've ever heard, to be sure, but it's still far better than anyone from outside New England could pull off. Imagine some yahoo from LA trying to ad-lib ANY New England accent xD
Suolperos 1 year ago
You'll hear this accent if you go "downeast" - Washington/Hancock Counties - or in the rural interior of the state. There's a completely different accent once you get into Aroostook County - you get the French Canadian accent up there. In Portland you will hardly ever hear anyone speak like this.
mcfallsr1 1 year ago 2
wow you guys really suck at the maine accent, you sound like you are attempting an austrailian accent and failing.
MrShipmon 1 year ago
RED SOX! you win. you win the redneck ribbon Im from maine but I'm from portland so I'm not this cool...
ThingsMarchBrings 1 year ago
these guys kow what they're doin, I can tell. I don't think this was meant to be a documentary people, it's ok if it's not perfect. lol. I love chippah and randy haha
justcheer19 1 year ago
What was that song playing at the beginning? I can't remember the name of it.
snoopy64116 1 year ago
That was wicked reta-ahted! This accent kills me, maybe next time Redsox!
JamesJunger 1 year ago
Guy on right gets close a couple of times, but not quite. Guy on the left is just a brahmin, back bay douche. If you need to hear the accent, see Tim Sample, Gary Crocker, or maybe Bob Marley(though he even doesn't quite get it right).
TheTScotRhys 1 year ago
neither of you do it right lol
snower5554 1 year ago
this is awesome. i was stationed in Maine for 3 yrs. being from Minnesota, it was definitely a change of pace...
Shaemus 1 year ago
listen to the ppl!!! If u wanna talk like us Mainahs, then ya gotta say it right!
boredoutofmymind131 1 year ago
the haters should go hate somewhayah else. These 2 are the shit.
btheadtrip 1 year ago
the guy on the right SUCKS at mainah
BarrelChic15 1 year ago
im from maine and my grandparents are from downeast deah i know exactly what these guys are on the blue guy sounds more like british old guy haha and the white guy sounds a little better then him haha
mckim14 2 years ago
dude, the guy in the white shirt is perfect. blue shirt's not so great.
sugahwhat 2 years ago
Wicked awesome!
deviousconkerer 2 years ago
wicked good! ayuh budday!
charz284 2 years ago
hahah listen to the old timers and you'll hear what they're meaning... they're not exaggerating at all... just not quite perfect
mrlumberjack87 2 years ago
im from maine , i say wicked and shit like that but i dont talk like these fuckin guys, these guys sound like assholes
reckLES65802 2 years ago
We do say wicked a lot, but geeze....you make us sound like retaaadddss. We're not. So, BLAH.
KLL81 2 years ago
O.o..
not EVERY mainer sounds like that ahaha
but.. they're good.. just a little over the top and they don't sound quite right..
but i know people who have the "mainer accent" ahaha.. and people who do it on purpose
lol nicee job x)
luvz2sings 2 years ago
You guys are just faggots and your making us look bad.
Metallica1071991 2 years ago
I grew up in Maine, and I know tons of people who talk like this.
KupoNutsGrrl 2 years ago
Ya.... I grew up in Maine and nobody ever sounded like that lol
Mekana1985 2 years ago
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vistaway3008 2 years ago
its the coastal accent
thekrock1986 2 years ago
no it's not even a coastal accent, it is in fact just overexagerated mixture of a boston and mainer accent put together.
jonrouelletteify 2 years ago
ok, so I live in southern maine and about 1 in every 200 people will talk like that. These are good over exzagerated Maine accents but do not quite sound right
Amills242424 2 years ago
bangor is most certainly notttt metro. haha, take it from someone who's lived there 17 years
annaKV 2 years ago
I've been to Jonesboro delivering firewood with my dad! And my uncle owns a lobster wharf. Harpswell def isn't a "metro" area. It's a bunch of little islands, so I don't see how it matters if your just a little more over to the left of where I grew up. And there's probably about 200 or so people that live on Bailey island... All of whom are fisherman or lobsterman. So I don't get your point in asking if I've ever been to Washington county. Have you ever been to harpswell???
jamie8961 2 years ago
What about saying something is "right wicked" ?
LothwenEriniel 2 years ago
lol I lived in Maine my whole life and these guys did pretty good. the begining they sounded australian or british or sumthin tho... still pretty funny
jamie8961 2 years ago
Lobster IS evil so the first sentence was accurate. Lobsters are bottom feeders, are in the same phylum as the spider and scorpion and turn bright red when you apply extreme heat...that's more than a coincidence. The fact that they're delicious only makes them more wicked.
On a side note this sketch isn't funny...sorry chippah. And "Wicked" basically means "extremely"...try it in any sentence, so its an adverb randy not a verb. C'mon man.
misterdix 2 years ago
smarty pants, here, get him a hardshell randy
ChippahandRandy 2 years ago
@misterdix You're obviously a wicked dubbah...
bigcamracing219 1 year ago
okay commenters get a clue these guys are from man and the accents ARE real. they're just emphasizing the words a little bit to add to the humor. duh. chippah im loving the way u said ''BAH HABAH" lol.
MissTamarella 2 years ago
Mmmm they did get stuff right but they sound like they're trying to have a Maine accent. I'm from Maine and like....5% of the people here actually have a Mainer accent. =_="
GreenGrape2010 2 years ago
you must live around the more metro area because its wayyyyy more than 5%!!!!! where I live in Maine EVERYONE!!! has an accent!
mrstonyromo9 2 years ago
I grew up in Maine between Lisbon and Bailey Island and there was a mix of both people with and without Maine accents. and all variations of strengths in them. I use the word wicked WAY too much but I dont have an accent unless I'm talking to my friends from other parts of the country to show them. and WTF is the "metro" area??? lol! Maine is either woods or ocean with itty bitty "cities" in between? I'd really like to know where the "metro" area is?? lol
jamie8961 2 years ago
well to me bangor is a metro area..My town has about 500 people in it,everyone is fishermen and we all have accents..have u ever been in washington county?
mrstonyromo9 2 years ago
hahahaha, they did get the wicked right.
Edwardslovinggirl 2 years ago
Chippah is feckin HOT if he was gay i'd tap that twice and 3 times on sunday!
TheatreDork18 2 years ago
Irony, a guy from the Dominican Republic lives up the street from me.
TehNoobinShow 2 years ago
it's funny how ppl insult ppl for having fun and making videos like everyone... fuck the haters, it was funny
TheatreDork18 2 years ago
That was wicked funny! ayuh!
justcheer19 2 years ago
fuckin fags
corrosivetrip 2 years ago
i'm guessing your not from maine
justcheer19 2 years ago
yea unfortunately i am, and have to put up with fucking ppl like this all the time
corrosivetrip 2 years ago
i don't even remember what we were talking about honestly lol
justcheer19 2 years ago
me neither
corrosivetrip 2 years ago
You guys are wicked right.
Arcteia 2 years ago
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YANKEES ALL THE WAY.
BOSTON SUCKS
spanky0683 2 years ago
people from aroostock dont have a strong accent mostly downeast but the northerners are hard on the rs
MadawumkeagBrookie 2 years ago
haha this is wicked awesome guys. god i fucking miss maine. you guys should have been drinking Moxie.
JacHell666 2 years ago
oh fuck aint no money in plowin
adamsapimp 2 years ago
i live in van buren and it sucks. the accents arent bad but ppl say "there" way to much.
Negrodomuss 2 years ago
You dudes got the French accent in the vallee.
kurtcobainisdeadlol 2 years ago
thats a wicked good vid....but throw a friggen in there sometimes, like......that chowda was wicked friggen good!
bigmattman78 2 years ago 7
hhaha i loooove you guys
and I also hate when people say wicked wrong.
pisses me off!
wicked shaahp, cut ya fingah off.
lmao <3
beancore69 2 years ago
also in the county the don't talk like that as much. I used to live in Washburn Now i'm in western Maine.... and the people around here have a wicked down east accent! :D
btheadtrip 3 years ago
my grandfather used to live in washburn, and I do agree, the accents get less intense eastern
beancore69 2 years ago