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  • You know I CAN imagine a world where every yard has a veggie garden... I've read Day of the Triffids, you see, and that has helped my imagination in that way. =D

  • It's awkward because kim jong il is dead now...

  • THe ad was for lawn maintenance...

  • Is it just me or are those American front lawns HUUGE?!

  • Not fair... All those people have GIGANTIC front yards and they aren't even using them... My front yard is TINY and there's nothing to do in it. My old house had a medium-sized front lawn (which my siblings and I used often) but our backyard, depsite being massive, was full of fleas and rats and snakes. And the house before THAT... Actually, the house before that was awesome, I liked that house. Minus the MANY animal graves we had to dig in the back.

  • It is hotter than Kim Jong Il!... Would be if he died and went to hell.

    Nice save... xD

    DFTBA :)

  • This video helped me on my ACT test for the writing portion. I had to argue whether we should have more practical uses for front yards or beautified front yards. Obviously I chose the former. ;)

  • FTL that is a LOT of water the yards are stealing.

  • lawns are annoying in england as we have to mow them, because they grow too freaking well!

  • I live in England. I live in quite a small town/large village. I an tell you in all honesty, that I can walk all through my town/village and down every street and close, without seeing a front lawn. My family has a small lawn, but most of our small garden is concrete or soil and flowers. On the contrary, we tend to associate lawns with the Americans.

  • oh america

    curse trends!

  • if we didn't have pennies i would not have had enough coins to scrape together to get a snack for my trip tomorrow. Also, you are completely right about lawns

  • Go green with a Turf by Design Synthetic Grass lawn! No water Needed to stay Green... Check it out..

  • I'm Scottish and laughing my head off that John thinks it rains all the time in Britain. I live in the sunniest city on Scotland (Dundee, if you're wondering) and right now, we have ABSOLUTELY NO SNOW AT ALL. Sometimes, the English have it so lucky.....

  • @itsawayoflife142 yay fellow Dundonian!

  • @itsawayoflife142 Yes,it does rain all the time.

  • @itsawayoflife142 I'm Scottish too (Glasgow), and it annoys me that we never get any snow as well :( It does rain a lot down here though - it never seems to stop, if I'm honest -.-

  • Whooo, go Britain! - I think I missed the point of this..

  • He's right, I haven't seen the sun in days. But I do live in the driest place in England, so not all bad :) But currently there's snow...I don't like snow.

  • @crayolaupyournose youre lucky, we live about 35 miles from the wettest place in Britan and it only snows about once every 4 years.Never any floods though, because we live on a hill.

  • Us in Arkansas don't need fancy-shmancy sprinklers for our grass, it grows on its own :U

  • @SingularNinjular no we do not cheers to brits :)

  • Whoa you're pyshic .. he died. I cult u

  • NO your evil

  • @thegamemaster5500 I'm sorry, did you mean, "KNOW your evil" or "NO, you're evil"? because either way you meant it, you wrote it incorrectly. Also, there should be punctuation at the end....You should also probably reconsider the capitalizing of all of the letters in first word. DFTBA! ;)

  • My dad grew up on a farm in Portugal and is really big on gardening. Our front yard is full of flowers, so the HOA has no reason to complain, and our back yard is so chock full of veggies that we can't eat them all ourselves. Our neighbors know that they can come over any time they like and help themselves to tomatoes, lettuce, and cucumbers, as well as more fruit than ought to be able to grow in North Carolina: lemons, figs, persimmons, oranges. Needless to say, my dad is very popular :D

  • This video is just fun!

  • Yeah, us Brits don't water our lawns, but then most of us just pave over them anyway.

  • So... is your front lawna vegetable garden there mr.judgey?

  • @MrDeatrich He said it in the video

  • @MrDeatrich No, sadly, because like many of us, John Green is subject to the evil that is the status quo.

  • The colour of your wall is my favourite shade of John--I mean, green.

    And, in your honour, I will make my lawn consist of mostly vegetables. The rest will be tulips and roses, and possibly trees.

    And maybe a shrub or two.

  • Every time John said status quo I imagined Joey Richter singing it.

  • @MeowJustyn whew! I'm not the only one!

  • So us Seattlites are okay too on the front lawn thing . . . which is funny, cause most of us don't have one . . .

  • So THAT'S who invented the lawn!

  • It doesn't rain ALL the time in Britain. Also, there aren't many front lawns. There isn't room.

  • can i just note th majorty of the UK doesnt have 'front lawns' anymore, huuuhahahahaaaraarrarraarrrr!

  • My family is sort of the same way. I live in the city, so our front lawn is pretty small, and not so grassy. It has birck, two tiny trees, and some bushes. It's nice. In the back the yard is bigger, and it has 1/3 grass. 1/6 is a patio, and the other 1/2 is garden. We have veggies, herbs, and a couple decoritive flowers. I love my "Lawn" more than those grassy ones!

  • The Yeti has a name!

  • We just got rid of our front lawn and covered it in gravel :D

  • I don't have a yard... I have a garden.

  • but John, my mom always plants vegitables and flowers in our front/back yard :) the vegitables taste better and the flowers look nice! infact alot of people in Canada do that, maybe not the vegitables but the flowers :D they just look prettier

  • That, John, is pathetic fallacy. We feel you man, we feel you through the heat.

  • 0:00 for John-fish!

  • I live in arizona where if we tried to have turf grass, it would die instantly.

    So my front yard basically consists of a sea of razor sharp rocks that make your feet feel like theyre gonna die when you walk on them

  • We killed America with grass. hehe. =]

  • I have a forest for a front law. you're welcome John. you're welcome.

  • just watched this and the moment he said the Kim Jong Il thing...I died. YOU ARE A PROPHET MAN!!!!!

  • My yard has no grass!!! WOO-HOO!!!

  • This video was the inspiration for a fourteen week poster project that I made this year in college for a presentation. Thank you John :)

  • In other news, in Pennsylvania, where its never sunny and rains all the friggin time, yards are hardly a bad idea :/ Maybe not a great one, but not bad.

  • First vlogbrothers video I watched! You have to wonder how I got to watching a video about turf grass. HMMMMMM...

  • YES YES AND YES. I knew this nonsense when I was 12 and had to rake an acre yard's worth of cut grass. Sucha waste of time! ARGHHHH GARDENS ARE BETTER! Why don't people use like, lake water or something to water their grass? (I can say this because I live by a Great Lake, but still!)

  • LOL HE DID DIE. COINCIDENCE. <- more accurate

  • Yeah, be jealous of our British rain.

    Also, we have much smaller lawns, if someone saw a house with a lawn the size of the ones in your area over here, we'd think it's insanely large.

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  • "On the downside, they never get to see the sun. Also, James Murdoch."

    You're hilarious when you're semi-insane, John.

  • i just rewatched this video... 0:15 = IRONY!

  • @foureigndames

    That's not irony...

  • I like grass... I've seen people with very painful to step rocks instead of grass, but I think it isn't that awesome either... And just paving it over with concrete isn't easy and is terrible for the environment... Should we just grow tomatoes on our lawns?

  • I am British. I look out of my window, and what do I see? Concrete front lawns...

  • John is psychic he predicts the death of Kim Jong il

  • I don't have a lawn! Jut a small flower and tomato patch. Townhouses ftw.

  • ^this video is why i don't live in suburbia. city living any day <3

  • the only problem is the Department of Agriculture would not like us having vegetable gardens in our front yards because the big food companies would lose money.

  • Why not use a barrel(or two)to collect the rainwater in?

  • Lawns are stupid. I'm all for nature but lawns are totally unnecessary.

  • my first vlog bros vid........months later i am a compleat nerdfighter

  • Kim Jong Il is dead...so yes, quite hot.

  • When you were making this video it was raining over here in England. How I do know that? Because lady summer it rained pretty much every frigging day. Except for when I was doing my GCSEs in tiny rooms with lots of people when it was nice and sweltering.

  • @swordfish1929 I was taking this make-up test with only a couple of other kids a few years ago, and we were in a room right next to a huge window. In the middle of the test, IT BEGINS TO SNOW. IN ATLANTA. ONLY ONCE A YEAR. We watched people playing as we took our test. AWESDRFTGHJ I feel your pain.

  • So I heard Kim Jong Il died and the first thing that popped in my head was "John made a video about that!"

  • LOL HE DID DIE. IRONY

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX Not Irony! He was old and mortal, death was going to happen at some point

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX That isn't irony though XD It's funny, but not irony.

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX Not really, I mean everyone is going to die and he was getting old.

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX

    Hardly ironic. Just a coincidence.

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX

    Why do no Americans get irony? :(

  • @mrwho995 I'm sorry but that is an incorrect assumption. Yes, the term irony is often misused, however that is a fault among people of every country. Besides, i wouldn't comment on other people's mistakes, considering your sentence was gramatically incorrect as well. Not to worry though, no one's pefrect! :) DFTBA

  • @Imallwrite212

    I've definitely noticed a correlation between being American and not getting Irony. It is quite a common British thing to say though that Americans don't get irony, so I'm probably just imagining it. Where was the grammatical error by the way? The sentence structure could have been improved on but I don't thing it was specifically grammatically incorrect, unless I'm missing something. DFTBA

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX That is not irony

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX That is not irony.

  • @XxsuccessfulloserxX The irony being that you misused the word irony.

    Very clever sir, very clever.

  • OCCUPY FRONT LAWNS

  • ...is this bad that my chinese name is directly translated into 'Little Grass'?

  • At my school, I'm pretty sure most of that water actually goes to feed the OTHER type of grass. Jus'sayin...

  • It doesn't rain that much :(

    Okay so it does....

  • Persuasive Essay topic - check

  • @JuliannaK1597 lol same here

  • Some woman got sued by the homeowners association for having a front yard garden. People are stupid.

  • I'm not paying money for someone to pick radishes out of my front yard.

  • Umm if it wasn't for grass I wouldn't have a nicely paid summer job. hahaha

  • I'm using this as the final project topic in my Third Year Oral Interpretation class this semester. It's worth %30 of my final grade and I'm basically getting most of what I'm saying from this video. I'm also using some statistics, but that's unimportant!

    THANK YOU JOHN!

  • WOAH! i just started watching your videos. did you say you lived in indy? me too!

  • 'it rains a lot in britain'

    right the f*** on!

  • It's true, it does rain a lot in Britain :/

  • Am I the only Brit here who doesn't have a front garden, even though it was a British

    invention...

  • hank says 50% of our water goes to water plants that are fed to livestock. if that's true, and if what John says is true, that would have to mean that we only have 20% left for everything else. could that really be true?

  • @PEEJ012 Seems legit. %20 is still a HUGE number!

  • Lawns cool down the neighborhood

  • @huntoon ? what now?

  • @PEEJ012 I have heard lawns lower the temperature of the neighborhoods.

  • My front yard's about the size of a postage stamp. And sometimes our neighbors mow our lawn before we do.

  • @g2theIrishPianist Just because you don't have a lawn, doesn't stop the fact that it WAS infact, invented by the British...

  • most people in britain don't have front lawns love. I know because I live here and I've been all over britain.

  • Surprisingly sunny outside in England... total agreement on Murdoch though...

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  • WOODY GUTHRIE!

  • i went looking for something that was actually 117,000 degrees C, and couldn't find anything. The heart of the sun (the hottest thing i could think of) is 5800 K (5527 C), which is about a twentieth of that amount. John, you are living in a place that is twenty times as hot as the heart of the sun. I would advise you to get Henry out of there as soon as possible.

  • @vlogbrothers Lack of imagination inexplicably mingled with a strong work ethic. I don't understand why anyone would put so much effort and care into keeping their yard healthy but not put the thought into planting a garden. If you're not going to do anything with your yard, let it grow wild.

    Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. Some people want to give their young children a place to run around, or live on soil that needs grass in it to keep it from turning into mud.

  • lol :D

  • This man is completely misinformed and very stupid and so are all of you who believe his stupid rant, especially you Arbinator117... About 3% of all the consumed water goes to irrigate all of the parks, golf courses and lawns combined. Agriculture consumes about 92%. Go to the US geological survey website to find out the truth...

  • @MrThomas48 you need to give an exact link, because everything im reading there supports john in his statement that about a 3rd of our water supply goes to turf grass. I could have missed something important so please enlighten me.

  • So John, do you have that riding lawn mower?

  • so...we are back on the penny thing I see....

  • Does it count if we don't actually keep up our lawn?

  • I live in England and it does not rain ALL the time. I haven't seen rain for a month.

  • blinking is not John's thing

  • frack, i love battle star galactica and I love that he said frack (but I dislike the new show)

  • Russian backyards have vegetable gardens...

  • On behalf of the British, you're welcome.

  • We dont have lawn we have plants and veggies

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!

    I'm using this for my science project, I'm writing down negatives to front lawns and positives to vegetable gardens. THIS VIDEO IS MY ONLINE RESOURCE!!!

    XD

  • I wish I had veggies in front or back yard. But getting the stuff to grow is freaking hard in Calgary. At least I don't water them.

    And John, watering or mowing on a hot day doesn't make sense. Don't do it. Be nerdy. Stay awesome.

  • thank you for a proposal essay topic.... :)

  • It costs 1.79 cents to make a penny! That just seems incredibly silly!

  • HA British win.

    But sorry about that.

  • Aside from the rain thing we have a tiny country with many people, therefore smaller houses and smaller front 'yards' (they are GARDENS). With quite a lot of the smaller front gardens now people cover them in tarmac to park cars on or aesthetically pleasing gravel (note sarcasm).

  • You shouldn't think of it as mowing your lawn, you should think of it as active tanning. As millions of fangirls stalk you from the bushes to get pictures of your glistening topless body.

  • Because of this video, I'm writing my college essay on Status Quo bias. Thank you John(:

  • In Australia people rarely have front lawns, I suppose we weren't as influenced because we get even less rain than you.:)

  • you do realize that you can recycle water and there will not be a shortage of drinking water for a minimum of 500 years assuming we dont start using it as a source for fuel

  • We're getting our front lawn replaced with rocks and long grasses !! I immediately came to comment on this video.

  • If you move to BC you'll never worry about not-green-grass again :)

  • and get a barrel to collect water and use that for stuff... if it rains enough...

  • My front yard is filled with gravel and natural desert plants that do not need me to sustain them, except for removing trash and dead plants.

  • Front lawns keep getting bigger mainly because of setback requirements in building codes. I think it's out of the fear that some drunk driver will crash into your house.

    But yes, they are useless.  They offer little privacy other than keeping residents farther from he street that nobody's on. It's space that should be used for backyards.

    I imagine the original front lawns were for something more like mansions/estates. For actual rich people. Not for average income citizens.

  • What do you mean? The other day I saw the sun for like 10 minutes. It was amazing.

  • @sandstormxx If you want to enjoy some sun go to Greece!

  • @addtek *too many chavs, but sure you think it rains in the Midlands? Try living in Swansea . Statistically the rainiest city in the UK.

    Though we have got a beach, and the Gower so you have fun in the Midlands with your chavs, I'll keep my rain :3

  • The puff levels in this video are amazing. His hair is practically sticking straight out in every direction.

  • i have to say, as i watch this in the south of britain (where it is suppose to be relavtively warm), it is tipping it down an has been for the last 3 days.

    I WANT SOME OF YOUR SUNSHINE!!!

  • I am a college student, but I like this idea so much that I promise that if John replaces his lawn with flowers, or a garden, or something besides turf grass, I will do the same once I own a house.

  • Don't be hatin on the penny. It may cost more than 1c to make but bills only cost 9c and are worth more.

  • I live in Arizona. Our front yards are filled with rocks.

    We win.

  • He blinked!

  • F*cking grass, sits there and takes my daily 4 billion gallons of water, GET A JOB GRASS!

  • the funny thing is, theres a ad next to this video thats selling turf grass. IRONIC.

  • Guthrie... perhaps the greatest of all the woodys.

  • Ok, complaint number 1. LAWNS ARE NOT OUR FAULT. Complaint number 2. IT DOES NOT RAIN ALL THE TIME IN BRITAIN. IT JUST RAINS THE NORMAL AMOUNT. Apart from that, I agree entirely xD

  • Dude, i live in the southwest and my front yard is made of rocks. Looks cool, doesn't need to be watered

  • Seeing a huge front yard a knowing it's in America. Because NO WHERE ELSE they have front yards of that size.

  • Don't forget Nitrogen fixing into your soil by grass.

  • John, button your shirt please. You're running a video blog, not a porn studio.

  • @13cmwright99

    lol:)

  • Why isn't John President yet? Or, you know, supreme overlord of Earth?

  • We don't water our grass in New Zealand... even if it's 40 degrees celcius...

  • Easiest Solution:

    -Have native plants that grow without the need of chemicals and water (from you, rain water is needed).

    My family have native plants, and they rock.