A man in south London has complained to police about the noise being made in the flat above, by a young couple. After a spot of DIY they stopped for lunch, before having a fumble in the bedroom and finally ending up in the bath tub together. So all day long it was hammer & chisle, cheese & pickle, squeeze & tickle and bubble & squeak. Comedy genius :D
"There was a double celebration today at the home of Mr. Ebenezer Scroggins of WInterstone. Not only did he reach the grand old age of 100, but he also got married for the very first time. The Queen sent him a telegram, and Prince Phillip sent him a diagram". =]
"poliece are dsperately searching for the man who steals the ends of news items. He's been described as tall, grey haired with a very big" Genius!! XD
"An 85 year-old farmer has divorced his 17 year-old wife because he couldn't keep his hands off her...he's now sacked all his hands and bought a combine-harvester." XD
I used to watch them often on PBS as a kid and it just goes to show that they are one of the great comedy teams in history. Ronnie Barker we miss you!
@HeeroYuy911 The only reason that the comedy today is so shite is because they've run out of ideas!! Good on the Two Ronnies for getting in there first! ;)
This is from Series 4. Though this copy is from the Best of Volume 2 dvd as it has the 1975 caption at the start.
CenaTv2 4 months ago
Best news item I heard:
A man in south London has complained to police about the noise being made in the flat above, by a young couple. After a spot of DIY they stopped for lunch, before having a fumble in the bedroom and finally ending up in the bath tub together. So all day long it was hammer & chisle, cheese & pickle, squeeze & tickle and bubble & squeak. Comedy genius :D
queenrule 6 months ago
From another news item:
"There was a double celebration today at the home of Mr. Ebenezer Scroggins of WInterstone. Not only did he reach the grand old age of 100, but he also got married for the very first time. The Queen sent him a telegram, and Prince Phillip sent him a diagram". =]
Zedd36 11 months ago
"poliece are dsperately searching for the man who steals the ends of news items. He's been described as tall, grey haired with a very big" Genius!! XD
videoguru447 1 year ago
Is breá liom hahaha na guys .. Tá siad sin greannmhar:)
síocháin:) UB
UB40unplugged 2 years ago
Tall and grey haired with a very big what?
WigzellRM 2 years ago
@WigzellRM That's exactly the point of the joke-the guy was stealing the ends of news items..............
videoguru447 1 year ago
"a ping-pong piddle-high po.... " Funnnnnnneeeeee!
catlest 2 years ago 2
"That's all we have time for this evening, so its Goodnight from me."
"And its Goodnight from Him"
"Goodnight"
toastichedu 2 years ago 8
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Noeffinway 3 years ago
very funny clip thanks
andyjet2 3 years ago
"An 85 year-old farmer has divorced his 17 year-old wife because he couldn't keep his hands off her...he's now sacked all his hands and bought a combine-harvester." XD
AlecStanley 3 years ago 13
Fabulous! Thanks for posting. If you have more news reports, pls share.
brotherbruin 3 years ago
I used to watch them often on PBS as a kid and it just goes to show that they are one of the great comedy teams in history. Ronnie Barker we miss you!
lorin42 3 years ago 2
Classic English humor, you would not get this kinda quality now. Only shit comes out of the BBC now ie: little Briton and so forth totally crap.
HeeroYuy911 3 years ago 5
@HeeroYuy911 The only reason that the comedy today is so shite is because they've run out of ideas!! Good on the Two Ronnies for getting in there first! ;)
videoguru447 1 year ago 2
I loved how they used to chuckle at each others lines.
Brilliant!
Thanks for posting!
Andyfly55 4 years ago 2
Classic!
TrysilBoy 4 years ago
Love the Goon Show reference
antoniod 5 years ago 2