Chris Rock: Kill The Messenger - Racism, Work & The Difference Between Men & Women

[explodingcranium2442]

Do they freebase gravy XD LMFAO!!!!!!

[est101010]

Lmao, forever alone applaud at 1:14

[MrSerpentish]

I'm not sure why I bothered reading the comments. As usual, off topic drivel. Great video though. Chris Rock is great as usual. Thanks for the upload.

[albert6014]

Again, different videos compiled together. Look at the suite >.>

[SupremePrettyBoy]

Hell ya

[bscherling]

"I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer." Hahaha

[Shanee613]

Chris Rock too funny :D^

[jnqidowu1]

If it is not funny to some of you, we don't care. . . .type something else in the search box, hit the close button at the top, click on another video to the right >>>> or click on the YT logo at the top left and leave. AS for the stupid and ignorant comments bringing up race, take that crap elsewhere. Most of us are here for a good laugh after a hard day at work and school today. I like to read some comments and make comments but I hate coming across foolishness. I will never understand idiots.

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

@jnqidowu1 Um, Chris Rock talks about race all the time, he talks about it here. If you're only here to watch the video, and have a laugh. Then take your own advice, and ignore the comments. People are entitled to state their opinion's, positive or negative. You sound like an idiot yourself.

[jnqidowu1]

@BENJIMANBREEG33 Wow!!! is all I can say. . . . . and we wonder why this world is in the bad shape it is in. lol. it amazes me how offended people get over stranger's comments on YT>

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

@jnqidowu1 Yes we do. I know everyone can be a hypocrite, or naive, but fuck me. Your post was about you being offended with other people's comments. Are you typing in your sleep? I replied to your comment, cause you sounded stupid, yet you were calling others stupid. At least be aware of what you write.

[jnqidowu1]

@BENJIMANBREEG33 wtf

[myDanielism]

I think people come on YouTube to justify their stupidity. Everyone is fucking racist. I love my black ass and I will side with black people if they are right. But there are levels of racism. Don't say he was racist in the video cause he wasn't, he was just stating the facts.

[theblaquebaastid]

The first 5mins of his skit was TE REALEST SHIT he EVER wrote

[FranklinReciever10]

He got really annoying after like 7 minutes.

[Thefuckingman25]

this shit isnt even funny, i honestly did start looking at porn when i was 12.... right after grade 7.

[spicyxlilxman]

too many stage switches

[fatalbrett]

same old shit!!!!

[blondeysama]

"Sittin on the toilet".... Got the song stuck in my head now lol

[mark4muscles]

Skinny can't talk about fat, tall can't talk about short, rich can't talk about poor, white cant call blacks 'nigger'...mmmm...me thinks double standards!!!

[backwards6]

@mark4muscles

Fat and short are both envious of skinny and tall, respectively. Whites can't say 'nigger' but they pretty much run the world. So yes they're double standards but it's more to do with little man's syndrome than anything else.

[heyitsmeJack]

when has chris rock ever been bored at work?! He has a great job!

[Seige0014]

He is great even a cracka like me can't say that shit.

[thechasemann]

I like how Chris changes clothes so fast during the same performance

[seannyob98]

Me too

[Beashtyness]

I did start at 12 lol

[4minute60]

LOL,an iceberg in the summer.

[JoeWhittaker123]

Chris Rock can say what he wants, he'll never be funny.

[ThumbsUpMike]

Rich people dont have time making fun of poor people

Their too busy profiting off them

[Supaduck0]

Anybody can fuel racist fires by pointing out statistics on Black criminals, or point to white people like Ted Bundy or Hitler, but their argument dies when you point out people like Bob Marley, John Lennon, etc. If you focus on positives you'll realize we're all capable of good and bad, and stereotypes are a waste of time.

[3p1cBlu3]

@Supaduck0 not the video to be talking about.

its a comedy.

[jnqidowu1]

@Supaduck0 amen brother!

[pizadue]

@Supaduck0 Im sorry but you better be mistaking cause i red you comparing Bob Marley with Hitler.

[saf100792]

2 chainz before he was 2 chainz..

[crazymankevyn19]

@skps30 dufflebag boy by playaz circle

[DonatellaStar]

He is some funny motherfucker !

[loumaTROM]

Best youtube upload EVER

[David67369]

You better get some bunkbeds in this motherfucker hahahaha chris rock is a comedic genius

[skps30]

whats the name of the song in the intro

[iniloy1993]

free at last lol.

[peacegirl515]

I cannot listen to him without picturing that zebra melman from Madagascar lmfaoo!

[BAMBAMgoes]

@Rhknsdjfskjnd paper bag money ft lil Wayne

[Quincy657]

What can we Mexicans say?

[lionfang12]

10:02 instant clothing change, he's faster than a superhero!

[rhknsjdfskjnd]

what song in the beginning?!?!?

[cizzlen07]

Chris Rock is the greatest stand up comedic genius of the past decade

[OmarFernandoChavez]

Ass* hahaha, it's 2am and I'm sleepy...

[OmarFernandoChavez]

"I bet if I shot your eyes I could finish this sandwich." haha, priceless...

[MegaMzthang]

This is Real Shit it's time to wake the fuck up brotha's and sista's these white muthafuckas still look at us as if we were fucking monkeys.

[hiphopapotamis25]

@MegaMzthang Ignorant shit like saying "white mothafuckas" is hurting the situation not helping

[MegaMzthang]

@hiphopapotamis25 Yea your right probably doesn't help the situation BUT, at this point I am really fed up with all the racist stuff that I see on youtube.

[catz245]

"You better get some bunk beds in this motherfucker!" Hahahahahahah I cannot!!

[arpu2007]

@1995yuda idiot wat r u watching is a compilation of shows he did in London,south Africa and New York thence the different outfits...

[1995yuda]

black ppl are so fast....i mean,look how fast he's changing his outfit!

[miniupgrades]

this is the best footage ever, whenever I have a bad day or question my choices i watch this shit

[7878mikey]

His clothes change because it's a montage of different footage from 3 different shows

[twelveseventeenpm]

why the hell does his clothes keep changing?

[hamoolio127]

fucking boring

[TjvybeZ]

@hamoolio127 u are to stiff

[mrmileskp]

that part about woman leaving their man cuz he lost a job and the countdown beginning is SO FUCKING TRUE

[manweller1]

@mrmileskp I agree it's the truth.

[albert6014]

@mrmileskp No shit sherlock >.>

[lightmajor1]

@gabriell16bishop ..precisely. The genious of comedy

[cainactorchi89]

better get some bump beds in this muthafucka

[MrLightningdemon]

That two types of cum joke is too true

[kkriegg]

The people with the least shit get to say the most shit, huh? Let's see last year's tax return, Chris.

[Mystikal22693]

How did he change clothes so fast? Does this standup have parts from his other stand ups?

[thejayzter24]

@Mystikal22693 He did 3 shows with "Kill The Messenger". If you watch the whole thing, he talks about it in the beginning. In Johannesburg, London and New York.

[LillyLee93]

This is passport pussy. Hahaha.

[mehsutozil10]

@Cypher796 i created a youtube profile just to like your comment...epic !

[poolowool]

I simply, cant remember, the last time I laughed so hard, so much, so rich! Un,believable!

[Lilw0lfie987]

@ wittlewazor The song is called duffle bag boy

[wittlewazor]

Whats the name of the opening song?

[ryanfoley123]

The greatest living stand up.

[Crookqt]

can i atleast eat like a murderer!? :D

[999Prettiboi]

I can't breathe

[gabriell16bishop]

i had no fucking idea that the truth is the most funniest thing ever.

[llcasanova]

@gabriell16bishop : Cliche have passed the test of times for a reason:

There is a lil bit of truth in every joke.

[singeress1]

i like how chris actually understands both sides amazingly. honestly, what he says is true. And he says the most racist subjects without offending anybody, in a funny way. That's talent.

[lightrahnoehk]

@singeress1 This should be a Top Comment.

[DBDMotorsports]

@singeress1 its cuz hes black lol. If I stood up there, I'd have rocks thrown at me

[tpstrat14]

@singeress1 The first point he made was incredibly racist and wrong, actually. I am not rich, but I am white. Does that mean I can say whatever racist shit I want about rich black men?

[theblaquebaastid]

@tpstrat14 if u think ANYTHIN he said in the first 5mins was racist.. then u totally missed the fuckin point

keep killin the messenger

[tpstrat14]

@theblaquebaastid He was talking about how black people get away with talking shit about other races. Then he immediately segways into taking about how people with nothing can talk shit about people with something. Coincidence? Is he NOT saying that it's OK for blacks to be racist just because they're generally much less wealthy than whites? hmmmm

[RealDefentertainment]

LOOK AT THESE FAT BITCHES... DO THEY FREEBASE GRAVY?

[yame550]

Chris rock is the best stand up comedian describing life in general... this guy just describe my life in 2 minutes at 4:43

[NedsMissingTeeth]

@yame550 Well you have a very shallow life.

[yame550]

@NedsMissingTeeth Ha...

[JayMar090192]

@yame550 Dont Forget Dave Chappelle!

[klassklassklass]

Black 'comics'- not funny unless you're black. Female 'comics' - not funny unless you're female. Black, female 'comics' - a tragedy...

[conchamolusco]

@klassklassklass I'm white and I found this hilarious

[klassklassklass]

@conchamolusco Unlucky

[mymarkis666]

@klassklassklass And you think white comics are funny to everyone?

[SarittaFancy]

hahahahhaha he made me cry form laughing

[MrDieDieMyDarling]

But that's just mean :o

[karencucinellacomedy]

Love Chris!

[youfuckinsuck1000]

this is passport pussy 

[juandiego66]

Dude you should not joke about anorexic and bulimic people, seriously many people die for that every year, that shit is not funny

[SindreKristiansen]

@juandiego66 People die FOR that huh? Seems like a bad choice for martyrdom. However...it's a comedy show, and he was making a point on what ppl can say and not say. He is making a point on cultural ethics. So "dude"....give it a rest. Don't comment on youtube about what Chris Rock can and cannot joke about. And if you don't find it funny...don't laugh (or watch something else).

[fistfullofhope]

@juandiego66 you're a faggot

[youfuckinsuck1000]

@juandiego66 its a choice if you are and that doesnt deserve pity

[nikoletina1994]

13:46 ''It will take a fucking eye out!''

[TheLegendaryOneKH]

LMFAO but tall guys can't talk about short guys... that's just mean. Look at these midgets mother fuckers... Fi Fy Fo Fum

[BandBullets]

Cause they blacks ain't niggers there naggers that's all they do the wogs and Asians ain't naggers not even the American Indians but the American blacks nagg nagg nagg bloody naggers. Take all the racist jokes out of Chris Rock his show would last 15min, that is pretty thin, we are in 2012 and he's still doing racist jokes.

[n00btwinz]

@BandBullets and we are still here watching his videos in 2012 because his shows are still funny as fuck

[RapVirtuoso]

@BandBullets Bitch shut the fuck up. Stop saying naggers because your pussy ass has the audacity to talk shit about black people yet your bitch ass is scared about saying nigger. Bitch stfu.

[BandBullets]

Black nagger blah blah blah black this black that wouldn't have a leg to stand on if naggers don't that about racism, lol, obama won't last a 2nd term, at least the naggers can't blam POTUS that he's white, cause there's a nagger in the white house, lol.

[lewis2718]

best muther fucker fucker fucker comedie stand up!

[UploadExtreme]

No joke, just at work I was serving a Indian taxi driver and I Hella stoned but I actual just shouted out nigger .. Wtf

[abaden200001]

everyman have 2 levels of cum 1st level is easy but the lavel 2 if we got woman says the nastys shet we want to say if she put nasaty clothes we want to put it shot out like samorata

[abaden200001]

ok let me say my fav parts 1st look that these big bitch 2nd food is not ur friend is not ur 3rd i hope ur head hits airkation 4th look that these midget motherfucker 5th now ur rushing bk to work and ur boss says ur 8 min late FUCK YOU ! 6th ya when u lose ur job and ur wife says hey babe dont worry we well get tho this we well get some of this shet we well get some of this shet she talking about U 7th pussy cost monye d!ck is free 8th ladys ur man is nasty ur man was watching sicins he was 12

[NeophileX]

lol freebasin gravy.

[bluesplus1]

FUNNY AS SHIT! LMAO

Though,. I have to say, having a 30 minute lunch isn't so bad. Just means I get to go home earlier. =)

[KevlarNinja]

You want to know that's messed up? Until I saw it on TV, I thought only white guys could be racist.

[mymarkis666]

@KevlarNinja Depends on your definition of racist.

[KevlarNinja]

@mymarkis666 As in meaning not liking, missjudging, or simply treating someone like a moron (see Chris's teacher in Everybody Hates Chris) because of one's race.

[princesskanu]

Shes talking about YOU

XD

[princesskanu]

"i hope your Yate hit a iceberg in the summer" LMAO

[StichXXXHead]

This is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[3boodi97]

Its on the menu...;pP---LoL

[ezt123dp]

IF YOU AIN'T FUCKIN LIKE IM FUCKIN THEN GTFO!

[LaKliqueTV]

hahahaha this is passport pussy

[Manifesto2012]

Fucking regurgitating Bitch!! lmao

[ElthianTri]

What's up with the change in clothing?

[321gotu]

@ElthianTri that's from a show in england and africa you must see the whole show to understand it bro

[zzSalvationzz]

@ElthianTri its different clips from his 3 shows of Kill the Messenger

[mrshanejmiller]

Cheerio belt wearing bitch hahaha

[obglobgablob]

Hey. Do Americans know that there's a "y" near the start of Hyundai? Because they always seem to call it Hondai. As if they were trying to say Honda and got the two mixed up.

[Lmfaoatyourvideos]

Hahaha sitting in the toilet because you hate your job. Haha half the time I'm in the toilet 15 mins just sitting there lol

[TheSaka24]

Hes right...I was first watching white girls porn,young white girls mmmm

then I started watching ebony porn, a that black hot ass girls...from that point on I never ever again watched a white girl fucking...and THEN !...oh yes

And then I found about milfs....aaa older hot women with experience...boy, thats some nasty shit...and now I watch milfs every time I watch porn

[broalonzo]

I used to complain about having only having a half hour to eat. Until my last job. There I didn't get any scheduled break. My boss would be like "What the fuck do you think your doing? Eating? I own your ass for eight more hours. Now get back to work!"

[RCBeker]

wallet sends a message to the pussy lol

[eGxCoMMaNDo]

look at all these midget mutha' fucka's!

[junebugpolice]

His clothes keep changing what the hell? Magic?

[devilxking2]

@junebugpolice The DVD is comprised of multiple performances in different parts of the world put together. He did a huge tour, like the video says.

[kimmmmm04]

i try not to look at the timer when i'm running on the treadmill... what seems like 10 minutes ends up only being 3. uuuugh

[MAPG888]

Pussy cost money...

Dick is free!

[therandomdot]

Ladies...remember the first time you realized you were no longer as young and hot as the new crop of girls showing up...and you had to start lowering your standards...

[thegira]

hello viewer 254,242,we were expecting you...

[ShiyinCsris]

Couldn't watch past the 1st 37 seconds of promo crap. I just wanted to see standup comedy. Waste of time.

[HDaviator]

@ShiyinCsris

Its Chris Rock you idiot. And if you are so stuck up about sex, then cut of yo' dick.

[harvestech]

Want to watch "Chris Rock perform Magic tricks"!!!

0:16 Chris Rock turns from Leather jacket to Dress suit!

[Pain4561]

I hope Bin Laden flies a plane into your lips WTF XD!

[bitethis47]

i had a half hour break..perfectly explains it!!..lol

[YoshiThaKidd]

@kachinroad the song is duffle bag boy birdman ft. lil wayne

[kachinroad]

@YoshiThaKidd Thankyou so much.

[kachinroad]

what was the songs. plz somebody help.

[ksb78]

'nothing dries up the pussy faster than a woman reaching for her wallet' If that ain't the truth.

[Bearingz]

Fe fi fo fum.

[88culebra]

Cant do it they cant fuckin do it, cant do it cant do it

[13PsychoKiller]

Hope she chokes on a crouton

[iiDiSPUTEx]

So true fat girls talk about skinny girls but no one wants a fat girl

[956crazyman19]

@beautyk87 skinny jeans suck just as bad as saggy pants don't tell me you actually like oversized clothes on a guy

[Baylor107]

What song is that?

[jayjaykayode]

@Baylor107 Lil Wayne - Duffle Bag Boy

[lupend001]

Some Fat bitches actually freebase gravy...lol

[evilsabokka]

If u ain't fucking like I'm fucking then GTFO !

[bartlisa242]

LOL LOL

[WESTCOAST253]

Better get some bunkbeds in this mutha fucka. LMAO

[TheCroatiaKid]

wow, up there with George Carlin as the best ever, like 1A and 1B.

[NineInchLongSchlong]

WATCHING COMEDY TODAY IS LIKE WATCHING A GAME OF CHARADES.

NOTHING SEEMS REAL ABOUT THE LAUGHTER.

[Primordialfan1]

He is the funniest bastard I've ever seen.

''If we like it. IT'S ON THE MENU!''