Boris Johnson explains how to protect investment by cutting waste

[London2272]

God, what a plank this greasy twat is. The Tories over here are every day getting as thick as their cousins in the US.

[bolloxinator]

@omgitshardtofindID You're completely wrong, yes. Deluded, too.

[bolloxinator]

@omgitshardtofindID This might surpirse you. Nothing surprises me any more, to be honest, but not everyone thinks life is all about how much money you can acquire.

[bolloxinator]

@omgitshardtofindID Labout must've fucked up the entire western world then, if you're right. No, the people who fucked it up are people like Boris there, with greed and mismanagement they brought the entire western capitalist system to the brink of collapse, and like Bush in the US, Brown bailed them out. The slump is a failure of the profit system, yet again. Convenient to blame Labour so you can fuck up our services and steal from us with a VAT hike, and get your banker chums off the hook.

[bolloxinator]

@omgitshardtofindID Do you have any idea how boring it is hearing Tories lying about the causes of the slump? Everyone knows the entire Western economy was on the precipice, due to greed and mismanagement. The USA takes a dive (under Conservative management by the way) and we fiollow suit, every time. The banking and insurance scam is global, old fruit, doncha know. The Tories' backers will milk the cash cow dry, time after time, and we'll pay the price. That's the nature of their beloved beast.

[G0IFI]

Doesn't Boris look funny in clothing worn by people who have to work for a living!

[London2272]

@omgitshardtofindID It probably does bore you, anything that's going to bring down this bunch of twisters you support will obviously not please you, and it's not intended to. There are those who screw money out of our society, often squirreling it abroad, dodging tax. That costs us billions each year. Labour didn't have the balls to tackle the greedy buggers who screwed up, and now the greedy buggers representatives have stolen power, making us all pay for their errors. We're all bloody annoyed.

[TheOriginalCM]

dis guy is jokessssss

[London2272]

Boris Johnson, the epitome of the drunken Lord who rapes the stable girls and kicks the butler. Or is it rapes the butler and kicks the stable girls? Whatever. Both work. Unlike Boris.

It's quite fitting that in the USA his surname would mean 'penis'.

[crookies93]

Boris for primeminister! I'd vote for him.

[c64c64c64]

@crookies93

hes a bit uppercrust, but he doesn't pretend to be what hes not...and he mocks himself and doesn't take himself too seriously. When he talks he has a genuine likeability, that doesn't feel forced at all, and seems very honest, if possibly a bit messy.. but that only serves to make him more human. i'd vote for him too, regardless of his policys, as he seems like a genuine tryer, and not a fake

[G0IFI]

Boris, I look at you and see the drunken Lord who raped the stable girl. He's there. In your bloodline. Perhaps he's you. You're a gormless, clueless idiot, the ideal man for a stupid job.

[dreamcast98]

WAKE UP PEOPLE. Society is a mess, no politician will solve a single thing. Lets take the monetary system... thee most overlooked system ever. It is the most corrupt and disabling form of faith imaginable. Money is an invention and is the reason why we see so many problems today aswel as being responsible for many human behaviours. How bad must things go before the majority of people wake up. A resource based economy is the best alternative before we destroy each other

[amrite]

Why does he always look like he just woke up?

[MisterSuperSpud]

@amrite

Because it's part of his act, like David Cameron with his sleeves rolled up. Only a moron would fall for it. Which is why the Sun supports him.

[MaSteRKuSH010]

The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything. Albert Einstein.

The slogans of Newspeak are, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength. George Orwell.

Google: IndieGoGo Can Bush Be Prosecuted?, Kymatica (2009) & Zeitgeist - Addendum

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Jiddu Krishnamurti.

Wiki Sheeple. FCUK Obamageddon. FCUK Obamastan.

[jaynies1]

what a complete scandal riddled tool

[aberdonianwanger]

He might be funny if he stuck to the telly and stayed out of politics... Tosser!

[johnwayno]

Borris I am a fan of you!! your such a funny guy to see on TV hope you run for primeminister someday. :O)

[royjrp12]

Boris you wanker.Took three hours by bus to get home 8 miles.You must be the only man that was shat out at birth,u piece of shit.

[UnfreeKingdom]

How to cut waste....lol

Get rid of you would be a great start !

[mulefa]

Fuck off you spoilt twat

[MrCinealta]

London, how could you vote this nonce into a position of authority?

[johnchannetshow]

good hair style!

[AmandaMutton]

Do a youtube search for the new single about The British PM called

"The Outlaw Gordon Brown"

[jaynies1]

glad i dont live in london if this scanda dodging fuck head is mayor

[PGillard]

Boris is a good egg.

[screammac]

no your on the underground this man dont trust a word he says he is a tory anoth said

[YTBNA]

Boris Johnson always makes me smile.

Can't say that about a lot of people involved in politics.

[MrCinealta]

@YTBNA - Your having a laugh!

Personally I would rather have someone who can inspire people and drive the human race forward than this right wing fop who is some sort of caricature between a baby haired Winston Churchill and a bumbling Hugh Grant.

If you want someone who can entertain you go to a fucking Robbie Williams gig.,

[wedrinkmountaindew]

CONS SERVE A DIV

lmao

[Peepholecircus]

Bullingdon Club. Google it....Just look at them, ha ha ha. and they want us to vote for them, ha ha ha ha

[MrGordongecko2007]

Boris is a legend!

[AmandaMutton]

Do a youtoobe search for

"The Ballad Of Gordon Brown"

[MasterOfSuprise]

Boris!!! lol, you rule mate...never cease to make me smile

[perfacetus]

Boris is just a great chap.

I've seen a clip of him somewhere where the press asked him a question. His aid had given him an answer, which just dodged the question on fobbed them off and after saying it he said 'is that all we've got? That's rubbish, find out what is the real answer'

He comes across as a bit of a 'berk', but an honest one who will actually get the job done, instead of looking good and being a waste of space.

[r4hul101]

Boris for PM !!!

[gozbert]

Boris = Legend

[Cena60793]

Boris is one of the most charismatic politicians we've probably ever had! The only problem is he's ruled by a man who'll mess up the country...

[SM9T8]

The Conservative party doesn't do yes men like Labour, Boris will do what Boris wants.

[Jojjo450]

Boris seems like a great man.

[Hellothasauras]

CONSERVATIVES FOR LIFE! unless you offer me Labour leader placement. :)

[Loreki]

Boris should vlog. That'd be hilarious. Unscripted rants about oicks (is that how you spell that?) and what not. It would make good youtube. Undoubtedly.

[EWS60500]

I hope it goes into Railfreight and passenger rail travel cos I want to drive freight trains till I retire at 71, hope it all looks good

[theredraven]

But modern freight trains are so boring.

Bring back the double headed Class 37's! :-)

[skatenotwar]

Livingstone ftw.

[NuttyNadim]

He does talk a bit quitely though... XD

[Galerius292]

It sounds conspiratorial though. I rather like it. Go Bozza!

[MrGordongecko2007]

Boris is a legend!

[MrPoiuytre91]

@MrGordongecko2007 Boris is a legend it's just a shame he belongs to a crap party.

[G0IFI]

@MrGordongecko2007 Aye, like the trojan horse. Very much like the trojan horse.

[viddirector]

Go Boris!

[harrysfunzone]

Good stuff. I'm sure The Conservatives will do well when voted in.

[fredandmish4ever]

@harrysfunzone of course they will... " hey everybody now that i'm in power i will take all the school childrens milk away" sound familiar?

[London2272]

@harrysfunzone Depends what you mean by 'well'. They're protecting those bankers we bailed out with our tax 'well'. They're making the public forget about the bailout 'well', and they're making us pay instead 'well'. They've hiked up the VAT to 20 percent 'well', and they've started butchering all the services we have left 'well'. They ignored their election failure 'well', and went on to form a government with the party that had the least votes. So democracy is 'well' done for too.