Raw As Hell

[thewinekone]

5 FUCKING STARS.

[olivertruswell]

There's something strange about watching someone eat. Kinda taboo, like you shouldn't be watching. Which is why this video is so cool.

[luvthecanadian]

Oh, did I mention you're a jerk?

[luvthecanadian]

Answer to question:

awesomeness.

[robotsushi]

Omg, awesome!

[theslyestfox]

with the song i was excepting you to be eating a big mac. or, to be eating a taco and then reject it because it was "the return of the mac".

wayn to mislead me, paul!

[endlessjoe]

The innuendo made my toes curl in my shoes

[RandomnessAzn]

YUMMY!

[shebitch]

You're pretty.

[Paperlilies]

i hate you

[SiXELApurple]

that must be a good taco.

[SonOfDee]

you can only get it on Betamax

[SonOfDee]

Paul I like this one can we keep him? Plus he made a kick ass sub video for you Wow man great job.

[speedyconkiwi]

Sell out : P

[SonOfDee]

Yea, he may be a sell out. But you're still trying to lick him.

[SonOfDee]

Paul thanks again this was more fun than I could shake a stick at. ;)

[SonOfDee]

This comment is Grrrrrate with five R's

and the video got five stars

[JXintheZ]

LOL!

This really belongs to the Pets & Animals category.

[SonOfDee]

Of course it dose. He's eating my pet cow.

[raejazz]

i fucking hate you!!!

[SonOfDee]

Right back at ya slick

[SonOfDee]

"what? Ow This hurts my brain"

[SonOfDee]

There he is get him *blow dart to the neck* "No him n..o..t m..e..."

[lisasimpson]

omg if you get food poisoning, I will laugh. Because I will have to.

[SonOfDee]

I hope he dose all that time and money spent poising his food...

I've said too much.

[jeremyfrancis]

so hungry now!!! must run for the border! yo quiro taco bell! daaaammmmmnnnnn yooooouuuuuu!

....i kno, i was warned

[SonOfDee]

I had to look at this again. The r and n in warned kind of merged together on my screen and it looked like you said "....i kno, i was wamed". which makes no sense at all but sounded funny.

[lisasimpson]

omg on my "Pom-a-what?" video, people thought it said "Porn-a-what?" hahahaha

[SonOfDee]

What was that? lisasimpson is making Pom.

(TeeHeeHee)

[SonOfDee]

Who's got the tranquillizer gun? CrazyMax2090 got out again!

[SonOfDee]

You should see his underground video where he eats a half rack of TGIFridays ribs.

[thewinekone]

SonOfDee creeps me out.

[SonOfDee]

Me Too 0_0

[caughtintheUndert0w]

This has "Superbowl Commercial" written all over it. Sweet!!

[SonOfDee]

OK I went back and watched this 27 more times and I didn't see "Superbowl Commercial" written anywhere on this video what in the name of jumping Jesus on a pogo stick where you talking about

[caughtintheUndert0w]

You know, it would be a cool superbowl commercial to watch...on a side note: my pee smells like cool ranch doritos.

[SonOfDee]

You should get a job at the Doritos factory. Then they could boast "Natural Flavor Enhancer" added.

[caughtintheUndert0w]

I'm updating my resume

[MaggotOli]

i just ate taco bell

[SonOfDee]

You ate a whole corporation? Wow, I'm impressed.

[tejonpass]

How do you manage to make eating a taco seem like an act of anger?

[pablokickasso417]

I'm hardcore like that.

[SonOfDee]

who the hell are you you're not Pablosuckasso

[nicktendo]

I hate you. I've only had Taco Bell once in the past like 3 months...

Oh god I crave it so bad... *sob*

[SonOfDee]

I remember when Taco Bell just opened and they had the 50-cent bean burrito. Two for a dollar, a little hot sauce and those things were delicious.

[DJAngelusZero]

why must you make me sit through that? dont you know my family was killed by a taco? oh the horror.

[PabloSuckasso]

But don't you see Dave? I was avenging their deaths. Eating that taco was taking the first step to wiping out their whole crunchy-shelled kind.

[SonOfDee]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my father: prepare to die."

[vanawesome]

dude, i love tacos. not a big fan of hot sauce though.

[SonOfDee]

I love to make squishies out of hot sauce

[GiullarediDio]

I *think* I get it. The consumption of the taco symbolises Grant's capture of Vicksburg in 1863. The straw-sucking of the carbonated beverage mimics the flow of the nearby Mississippi River.

[PabloSuckasso]

Exactly.

[SonOfDee]

Really because I thought that the Taco represented the Earth (both being female fertility symbols). Eating it represented the USA's consumption of natural resources. Showing the Taco Bell logo was to represent corporate America. Drinking the soda was a duality saying that they "suck," while also showing that they quench our enormous (represented by the size of the cup) thirst for the next best thing.

Alternatively, maybe you just forgot the camera was on while you ate your lunch?

[scaryseamonkeys]

omfgjohnstube did this first senor

[PabloSuckasso]

Well then I did it second. Out of curiosity, you wanna pm me a link to that vid?

[SonOfDee]

Yea, but he didn't do it half as bad ass as you did.

[DentonUSA]

A shitty video AND a reference to a Fergie song ALL IN ONE PACKAGE! CAN life get any better? I think not.

[PabloSuckasso]

This is as good as it gets. Savor this moment because your life will be all downhill from here.

[SonOfDee]

what's with all the strange CAPILAT LETTERS DentonUSA ARE you messing WITH MY mind?

[cinemastah]

sexy?

err....I guess I have an eating fetish now. dammit.

[PabloSuckasso]

How many freaking fetishes do you have now?

[SonOfDee]

I lost count when I got to my toes. Mmmmm, sexy toes

[cinemastah]

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[SonOfDee]

What do the letters represent?

[cinemastah]

uhh....infinity?

[SonOfDee]

Oh OK I thought it might be Roman numerals like they use at the end of movies

[SuperJitan]

now i want Taco Bell, I hate you. send me taco bell and i might not hate you

[PabloSuckasso]

Ha!

[SonOfDee]

!aH

[zipdoodah]

I was warned. Why didn't I listen?

[PabloSuckasso]

Curiosity. It killed the cat, and now it's wasted 2 and a half minutes of your life.

[SonOfDee]

No, actually I killed the cat. Your next on my list for wasting 2 and half minutes of my life. On the other hand, maybe I'll go make a sandwich

[SonOfDee]

first?

[PabloSuckasso]

yup.

[SonOfDee]

Yea!! This is my first, First ever :) *confetti balloons* WooHoo!!

Nope I still don't get why people do this.