@Owner951 Some legends say a vampire must be invited in before they enter, she wasn't inviting him in so the acting of trying to enter the room was burning him
@jkboone90 no way, dude!!! I'll admit, Streeter's good, but Josh can completely throw himself into any role. Streeter's the better comedian and writer, but Acting-wise, no one can beat out Josh
@arbiter1230 yeah but he was in light in the other room, and he stopped burning when he left that room. besides, thats only sunlight, not flourescent lighting
@natebellamy357 no im pretty sure that Vampires only die in sunlight, or with a wooden stake to the heart, or with holey water, or garlic, or - Actually, i think i've made my point
@HungraChicken Vampires cannot enter a room without permission; it's a part of the mythology of a vampire. When he says "You got the right one baby," He's actually making a reference to the movie "Let The Right One In," That brings up that rule alot.
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@LaconnerLoL he would have to become a granpire at idk 60? ..idk about you but if i was a vampire i would stay away from powdered blood, i hear it gives you diarrhea. CRAPIRE.
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crazygaarafan305 12 hours ago
1:52 is she pregnant in the brown shirt
IndigoSkyWalker13 1 day ago
josh is so funny
2Dcoolcrib 2 days ago
Guess what...toad.
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suguredcandy557 3 days ago
@suguredcandy557 shut the fuck up posting kony 2012 won't do a damn thing
WTF2010ify 1 day ago
More grandpire please
PoCkNi 3 days ago
Stop Kony, 2012!!
firehaven38 4 days ago
@firehaven38 WHY? Those hotdogs are fucking awesome
internetexplorer92 1 day ago
2:24 Guess what? Toad!
398227007 4 days ago
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398227007 4 days ago
I thought it said "Grampfire" and that's why I clicked it. This is still good, I guess...
WhistlePigZILLA 4 days ago
Frittz I think we all agree...someone had the balls to bring it up
ToastedDolphin 4 days ago
Guess what? TOAD!
GrantGabel 4 days ago
@sharsasuke01 I think Streeter is
PuReBeAst0 5 days ago 6
time to go to bed
myflavaflav3 1 week ago
1:55 is she pregnant?!
pupgirl09 1 week ago
Yoy have a grampire lucky all I have is a wolfma
blueman3129 1 week ago
Guess what? Toad!!
TheBooradley14 1 week ago
FUCKING PAT CASSELS WANTS TO MESS WITH GRAMPIRE -_-
ZacharyShields 1 week ago
@YouLiamTube He was bitten when he was old, thats how.
rageboyRM 2 weeks ago
@rageboyRM Where is my comment? It seems to have disappeared. He has stories of him being a younger vampire though?
YouLiamTube 1 week ago
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rageboyRM 2 weeks ago
Dis was very funny i wisg dey wud make more hardly wrkings instead of jus jake and amirs all da time
RadaProductionsRada 2 weeks ago
@RadaProductionsRada You type like a fucking idiot
vZeaLot 1 week ago
I'm Team Grampire!!!!!
danzs9 2 weeks ago
I thought it was going to be the Empire of Grampa.
KajsSwedishMeatBalls 3 weeks ago 3
Where's the spin off ?
PhillyTribute 3 weeks ago
BEST SITCOM EVER
joeperfect1 3 weeks ago
Wait if they were related, wouldn't David also be a vampire? Grampire is a 1000 years old so its not like he was bitten recently
asutuh 3 weeks ago
Lol
0207rayray 1 month ago
Don't touch me.
0207rayray 1 month ago
1:20 why does smoke suddenly start coming out of him? What's with the room?
Owner951 1 month ago
@Owner951 Some legends say a vampire must be invited in before they enter, she wasn't inviting him in so the acting of trying to enter the room was burning him
TheTKForce 1 month ago
@TheTKForce Aaah okay, thanks for the explanation.
Owner951 1 month ago
@canihave1dollar He proppably already was old when he became a vampire.
ElectronicPotato 1 month ago
But vampires can't get old.
canihave1dollar 1 month ago
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cabooseTF2 1 month ago
@JDDragon2009 nope that's fairies XD
soulstepper99k 1 month ago
hahaa he sounds like the retarded policemen...
WESTHAM551 1 month ago
Let me in you got the right one baby XD
powerwolf21 1 month ago
You know something's wrong when you have to wait for your ads to buffer...
TehDako 1 month ago
"Don't touch me." LOL! The way it sounded was funny.
Zethux 1 month ago
josh is the best man on the motherfucking earth
TrollforJustice 1 month ago
Josh should get an award for being the best actor.
JellyKandi 1 month ago
Haha sounds like he has downs
EvnM357 1 month ago
Still a hotter vampire than Edward.
KashmiriKoor11 1 month ago 104
I thought it was "Gamepire" and that it was about me, cause I play tonnes of video games and have really pointy canines.
Bamshi101 1 month ago
grampire wanted to go in because he wanted to do something to her
tysongrl451 1 month ago
josh is amazing as always
andrewoliverdean 1 month ago
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Gues what?
Toad!
spideyjiri 1 month ago
is that ponceman as grampire
hellfire584 1 month ago
@hellfire584 its josh
GAMESHARK2K7 1 month ago
@GAMESHARK2K7 ah well he looks and sounds like him
hellfire584 1 month ago
I MISS SARAH!!
SnareDrummer26 1 month ago
I 3 josh XD
Mikskii 1 month ago
whatever josh gets paid, it isnt enough :')
LittleMissMinecraft1 1 month ago
Love the red ring shirt
SevenArks 1 month ago
sexy sarah shorts
FatnWild 1 month ago
damn shes hot
david6pac 1 month ago
don't touch me
EverSoEnglish 1 month ago
at first i thought it meant "grandpa for hire" :P
AngusTheWolf 2 months ago
Lol Josh makes the best Grampire
Lunastrahunter 2 months ago
I fucking hate ads.
Rihew 2 months ago
Ey whos hungry its grampire
AH! Dont touch me
mesteriassasin 2 months ago
guess what? toad!
thatartchannel 2 months ago
Josh looks so much like Rich Aucoin
Woodsballer94 2 months ago
oh wow this cracked me upppp
FeRgUsArus 2 months ago
The Grampire would beat the sh*t out of the Cullens.
retrothefox 2 months ago
Josh. Is. Wonderful <3
droxursox319 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
1,026 are grumpy gregs
LastRagingLight12321 2 months ago
Guess what ???? TOAD
Ozzy8134 2 months ago
I think we can all agree that Josh is collegehumour's best actor.
sharsasuke01 2 months ago 201
@sharsasuke01 Eh i think streeter's better
jkboone90 1 month ago
@jkboone90 no way, dude!!! I'll admit, Streeter's good, but Josh can completely throw himself into any role. Streeter's the better comedian and writer, but Acting-wise, no one can beat out Josh
nightmareX1993 1 month ago
@nightmareX1993 i don't know, josh is really good but amir is still my favorite.
valdabad 1 month ago
@valdabad oh yeah, agreed, Amir is awesome, he deserved that part in Harold and Kumar 3. too bad the movie wasn't that great
nightmareX1993 1 month ago
@sharsasuke01 Pat Cassels ftw.
Evan42881 4 weeks ago
@Evan42881 DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS.
epilogue7000 4 weeks ago
@epilogue7000 Nope, Pat's the man.
Evan42881 4 weeks ago
@sharsasuke01 He and Amir are the best actors :P
Nubstomper 2 weeks ago
@sharsasuke01 and I think we can all agree that David is collegehumour's most useless actor.
fritzz363 1 week ago
Thumbs up for pat's red ring of death shirt.
sharsasuke01 2 months ago
Grampires like don't touch me XD
heythere227 2 months ago
"Grampire" looks like gale betty
Ensw52 2 months ago
Amir was at Jake's desk
willysheepboy 2 months ago
fucking love this
katiedominates 2 months ago
@lightandbeautiful Homophobic much? What makes you better than them? Just because you think you're better than them, you're not.
bluegreenred5 2 months ago
amir I love you
TyJaiGuruDevaOm 2 months ago
Good thing those elves brought all that shrimp cocktail
ryananthony15 2 months ago
oh and she doesnt look fake like most girls
StarwarsFreak286 2 months ago
because shes cute she looks like jenna marbles
StarwarsFreak286 2 months ago
i thought it said creampie as the title
skateorbanana 2 months ago
2:23 Guess what? Toad!
Nebbycolts41 2 months ago
2.23 Guess what? Toad!
Nebbycolts41 2 months ago
People think shes attractive cuz shes the only girl
TheDeadlyBananas 2 months ago
i do not understand y people think sarah is atractive
TheLepercons 3 months ago
So why did he start smoking when he went into the room with Sarah? Is it the "vampires can't enter a place uninvited" thing?
MrOpprimal 3 months ago
@MrOpprimal Sunlight
LaBelleDeNotreDame 3 months ago
@MrOpprimal duh?
LaJaynay 2 months ago
this breed of grandparent collects their social security checks from the Grampire State Building
infiniteDefinitives 3 months ago
Whats up?
shanedawsonfan28 3 months ago
Hey
crazybeautifullife48 3 months ago
hello
rerey2000 3 months ago
I LOVE THIS! :DDD I thought I'd hate it, but I love it.
LiveForFunny 3 months ago
Josh makes such a good old person.
dunnemily98 3 months ago
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING. THREE HOURS AGO.
awesomest230 3 months ago
I want a Grampire
arbiter1230 3 months ago
Why does he burn when he goes in with sarah?
HungraChicken 3 months ago
@HungraChicken he didn't have permission to go into that room?
JDDragon2009 3 months ago
@JDDragon2009 Its the light.......
arbiter1230 3 months ago
@arbiter1230 i think its like a rule or something that vampires aren't allowed to enter rooms without permission
JDDragon2009 3 months ago 53
@JDDragon2009 No, vampires cant be in light...thats why he was burning.....
arbiter1230 3 months ago
@arbiter1230 yeah but he was in light in the other room, and he stopped burning when he left that room. besides, thats only sunlight, not flourescent lighting
JDDragon2009 3 months ago
@JDDragon2009 only in one terrible series is that true
natebellamy357 2 months ago
@natebellamy357 which one are you talking about??
loveislovely123 2 months ago
@natebellamy357 no im pretty sure that Vampires only die in sunlight, or with a wooden stake to the heart, or with holey water, or garlic, or - Actually, i think i've made my point
JDDragon2009 2 months ago
@JDDragon2009 yes, it is. which is why you're not suppose to have a welcome mat outside your house otherwise they can come in :D
TheChannelOfDestiny 2 months ago
@JDDragon2009 in a way. they can't enter a house for the first time without being invited.
UltimateLink1 1 month ago
@HungraChicken Vampires cannot enter a room without permission; it's a part of the mythology of a vampire. When he says "You got the right one baby," He's actually making a reference to the movie "Let The Right One In," That brings up that rule alot.
Platinum400 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you want Grampire to be a reocciring character
w1ldtr1ck 3 months ago
Or just Josh and Streeter.
SweCats 4 months ago
I could watch this video all day, haha
SandyPandy43 4 months ago
NO pat is my favourite :)
jord505 4 months ago
@jord505 too bad he cant act if his life depended on it
Jex134 4 months ago
it's always amir that gets hurt xD
sirhoeable 4 months ago
And that's why I don't take my grampire to work.
Mistercluke 4 months ago 76
He's in a wheelchair and yet he can hang upside down?
MrBradshawbenjamin 5 months ago
i dont understand at 1:19
blackishlovah123 5 months ago
@blackishlovah123 Because being a vampire you can't enter a house unless invited.
Melonos 5 months ago
@Melonos oh i c...thanks
blackishlovah123 5 months ago
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@blackishlovah123 The room had sunlight.
pussylumpessru 4 months ago
Sarah's mean to Grampire.
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lightandbeautiful 5 months ago
1:01 epic face
waprox 5 months ago 2
@waprox Vampires can't enter any house (or room in that case) without being invited...
Well, that isn except twilight vampires, but those arent real vampires, they just just gay.
JFGmma 5 months ago 2
@JFGmma Yeah this is TruBlood Vampire, if your correct in your saying.
MyQw3rty2 4 months ago
I'm scared of my grandparents now...
thecaboose51 5 months ago
sounds like retarded policeman
fromyou10 5 months ago
who else but quagmire?
echoxltu 5 months ago
@echoxltu Who else but Grampire?
MewMewPower44 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you understood the "Let the right one in" reference :)
gotriceandshrimp 5 months ago
Like this, if you've read this video as "creampie"
Jamjoom1992 5 months ago
This is one of my favourite ch Vids :D
ReturnFearProject 5 months ago
HAHAHA 0:56
boorelius 5 months ago
can you cum into my oriface
jj578297 6 months ago
...does grandpire remind anyone else of julian smith?
smallmak5 6 months ago
is that the retarded policeman?
millersayshihowboutu 6 months ago
Do Grampire 2!
(thumbs up)
infinitylosers 6 months ago
RAAAGGHHHH dont touch me!
AussieMozart 6 months ago 2
@luievd89 I think u can get it on busted tees.com
MagicPoohbear 6 months ago
How is grampire hanging upside down if hes in a wheelchair?
99anish9 6 months ago
goooood xbox red light of death t-shirt! i want it !
luievd89 6 months ago
Don't touche me...
Blakeprice567 6 months ago 2
oomygosh! isnt grandpire the same person who plays THE MUFFIN lady?
look up "muffin"its the very first video
XXXXXscenieXXXXX 6 months ago
The girl is hot...
henry2450 6 months ago
i thought vampires didnt age.....
XxhilfmirxX 6 months ago
@XxhilfmirxX
Well you dont know when he came grampire :)
LaconnerLoL 6 months ago
@LaconnerLoL he would have to become a granpire at idk 60? ..idk about you but if i was a vampire i would stay away from powdered blood, i hear it gives you diarrhea. CRAPIRE.
XxhilfmirxX 6 months ago
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@XxhilfmirxX hey.. how would they get out of childhood then..
Dm3qXY 5 months ago
this just makes me terribly, terribly miss "hello my name is"
best ch had to offer and its gone
JAMxSkalla16 6 months ago
@coolstorybro7 haha, congratulations. You've just showed this dumb ass that you are of higher intellect.
Blakeprice567 6 months ago
i'm thinking of dropping out of college so i can have more time to watch college humor.
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dont touch me
urmomsfetish 6 months ago
he looks a bit like julian smith
Ep1cNinja 6 months ago
I love how he just has the flashlight in his hand coincidentally
Senortacoman94 6 months ago
pause at 0:16. You'll thank me :)
TheMusicelLove16 6 months ago
Great one, loved it
ItsChunk 6 months ago
Kill this sketch immediately! It's just....odd.
Williamkurk 6 months ago
hey whos hungry, grraaaaa LOL
BAMckeeman 6 months ago
I clicked thinking I was gonna see a cute girl but it's only sarah
llVIU 6 months ago
Guess What? TOAD!
Speicher075 6 months ago 7
1,008 people are being a grumpy greg
guestuser2468 6 months ago
You should see Gramire on her period..
CiNtO92 6 months ago
hmm. when will Edgar show up?
starfur180 6 months ago
He burns because you they can't go in a room if they don't have permission
jman32112 6 months ago 4