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  • don't touch me

  • 1:52 is she pregnant in the brown shirt

  • josh is so funny

  • Guess what...toad.

    P.S: KONY 2012

  • @suguredcandy557 shut the fuck up posting kony 2012 won't do a damn thing

  • More grandpire please

  • Stop Kony, 2012!!

  • @firehaven38 WHY? Those hotdogs are fucking awesome

  • 2:24 Guess what? Toad!

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  • I thought it said "Grampfire" and that's why I clicked it. This is still good, I guess...

  • Frittz I think we all agree...someone had the balls to bring it up

  • Guess what? TOAD!

  • @sharsasuke01 I think Streeter is

  • time to go to bed

  • 1:55 is she pregnant?!

  • Yoy have a grampire lucky all I have is a wolfma

  • Guess what? Toad!!

  • FUCKING PAT CASSELS WANTS TO MESS WITH GRAMPIRE -_-

  • @YouLiamTube He was bitten when he was old, thats how.

  • @rageboyRM Where is my comment? It seems to have disappeared. He has stories of him being a younger vampire though?

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  • Dis was very funny i wisg dey wud make more hardly wrkings instead of jus jake and amirs all da time

  • @RadaProductionsRada You type like a fucking idiot

  • I'm Team Grampire!!!!!

  • I thought it was going to be the Empire of Grampa.

  • Where's the spin off ? 

  • BEST SITCOM EVER

  • Wait if they were related, wouldn't David also be a vampire? Grampire is a 1000 years old so its not like he was bitten recently

  • Lol

  • Don't touch me.

  • 1:20 why does smoke suddenly start coming out of him? What's with the room?

  • @Owner951 Some legends say a vampire must be invited in before they enter, she wasn't inviting him in so the acting of trying to enter the room was burning him

  • @TheTKForce Aaah okay, thanks for the explanation.

  • @canihave1dollar He proppably already was old when he became a vampire.

  • But vampires can't get old.

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  • @JDDragon2009 nope that's fairies XD

  • hahaa he sounds like the retarded policemen...

  • Let me in you got the right one baby XD

  • You know something's wrong when you have to wait for your ads to buffer...

  • "Don't touch me." LOL! The way it sounded was funny.

  • josh is the best man on the motherfucking earth

  • Josh should get an award for being the best actor.

  • Haha sounds like he has downs

  • Still a hotter vampire than Edward.

  • I thought it was "Gamepire" and that it was about me, cause I play tonnes of video games and have really pointy canines.

  • grampire wanted to go in because he wanted to do something to her

  • josh is amazing as always

  • is that ponceman as grampire

  • @hellfire584 its josh

  • @GAMESHARK2K7 ah well he looks and sounds like him 

  • I MISS SARAH!!

  • I 3 josh XD

  • whatever josh gets paid, it isnt enough :')

  • Love the red ring shirt

  • sexy sarah shorts

  • damn shes hot

  • don't touch me

    

  • at first i thought it meant "grandpa for hire" :P

  • Lol Josh makes the best Grampire

  • I fucking hate ads.

  • Ey whos hungry its grampire

    AH! Dont touch me

  • guess what? toad!

  • Josh looks so much like Rich Aucoin

  • oh wow this cracked me upppp 

  • The Grampire would beat the sh*t out of the Cullens.

  • Josh. Is. Wonderful <3

  • 1,026 are grumpy gregs

  • Guess what ???? TOAD

  • I think we can all agree that Josh is collegehumour's best actor.

  • @sharsasuke01 Eh i think streeter's better

  • @jkboone90 no way, dude!!! I'll admit, Streeter's good, but Josh can completely throw himself into any role. Streeter's the better comedian and writer, but Acting-wise, no one can beat out Josh

  • @nightmareX1993 i don't know, josh is really good but amir is still my favorite.

  • @valdabad oh yeah, agreed, Amir is awesome, he deserved that part in Harold and Kumar 3. too bad the movie wasn't that great

  • @sharsasuke01 Pat Cassels ftw.

  • @Evan42881 DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS.

  • @epilogue7000 Nope, Pat's the man.

  • @sharsasuke01 He and Amir are the best actors :P

  • @sharsasuke01 and I think we can all agree that David is collegehumour's most useless actor.

  • Thumbs up for pat's red ring of death shirt.

  • Grampires like don't touch me XD

  • "Grampire" looks like gale betty

  • Amir was at Jake's desk

  • fucking love this

  • @lightandbeautiful Homophobic much? What makes you better than them? Just because you think you're better than them, you're not.

  • amir I love you

  • Good thing those elves brought all that shrimp cocktail

  • oh and she doesnt look fake like most girls

  • because shes cute she looks like jenna marbles

  • i thought it said creampie as the title

  • 2:23 Guess what? Toad!

  • 2.23 Guess what? Toad!

  • People think shes attractive cuz shes the only girl

  • i do not understand y people think sarah is atractive

  • So why did he start smoking when he went into the room with Sarah? Is it the "vampires can't enter a place uninvited" thing?

  • @MrOpprimal Sunlight

  • @MrOpprimal duh?

  • this breed of grandparent collects their social security checks from the Grampire State Building

  • Whats up?

  • Hey

  • hello

    

  • I LOVE THIS! :DDD I thought I'd hate it, but I love it.

  • Josh makes such a good old person.

  • I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING. THREE HOURS AGO.

  • I want a Grampire

  • Why does he burn when he goes in with sarah?

  • @HungraChicken he didn't have permission to go into that room?

  • @JDDragon2009 Its the light.......

  • @arbiter1230 i think its like a rule or something that vampires aren't allowed to enter rooms without permission

  • @JDDragon2009 No, vampires cant be in light...thats why he was burning.....

  • @arbiter1230 yeah but he was in light in the other room, and he stopped burning when he left that room. besides, thats only sunlight, not flourescent lighting

  • @JDDragon2009 only in one terrible series is that true

  • @natebellamy357 which one are you talking about??

  • @natebellamy357 no im pretty sure that Vampires only die in sunlight, or with a wooden stake to the heart, or with holey water, or garlic, or - Actually, i think i've made my point

  • @JDDragon2009 yes, it is. which is why you're not suppose to have a welcome mat outside your house otherwise they can come in :D

  • @JDDragon2009 in a way. they can't enter a house for the first time without being invited.

  • @HungraChicken Vampires cannot enter a room without permission; it's a part of the mythology of a vampire. When he says "You got the right one baby," He's actually making a reference to the movie "Let The Right One In," That brings up that rule alot.

  • Thumbs up if you want Grampire to be a reocciring character

  • Or just Josh and Streeter.

  • I could watch this video all day, haha

  • NO pat is my favourite :)

  • @jord505 too bad he cant act if his life depended on it

  • it's always amir that gets hurt xD

  • And that's why I don't take my grampire to work.

  • He's in a wheelchair and yet he can hang upside down?

  • i dont understand at 1:19

  • @blackishlovah123 Because being a vampire you can't enter a house unless invited.

  • @Melonos oh i c...thanks

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  • Sarah's mean to Grampire.

  • 1:01 epic face

  • @waprox Vampires can't enter any house (or room in that case) without being invited...

    Well, that isn except twilight vampires, but those arent real vampires, they just just gay.

  • @JFGmma Yeah this is TruBlood Vampire, if your correct in your saying.

  • I'm scared of my grandparents now...

  • sounds like retarded policeman

  • who else but quagmire?

  • @echoxltu Who else but Grampire?

  • Thumbs up if you understood the "Let the right one in" reference :)

  • Like this, if you've read this video as "creampie"

  • This is one of my favourite ch Vids :D

  • HAHAHA 0:56

  • can you cum into my oriface

  • ...does grandpire remind anyone else of julian smith?

  • is that the retarded policeman?

  • Do Grampire 2!

    (thumbs up)

  • RAAAGGHHHH dont touch me!

  • @luievd89 I think u can get it on busted tees.com

  • How is grampire hanging upside down if hes in a wheelchair?

  • goooood xbox red light of death t-shirt! i want it !

  • Don't touche me...

  • oomygosh! isnt grandpire the same person who plays THE MUFFIN lady?

    look up "muffin"its the very first video

  • The girl is hot...

  • i thought vampires didnt age.....

  • @XxhilfmirxX

    Well you dont know when he came grampire :)

  • @LaconnerLoL he would have to become a granpire at idk 60? ..idk about you but if i was a vampire i would stay away from powdered blood, i hear it gives you diarrhea. CRAPIRE.

  • this just makes me terribly, terribly miss "hello my name is"

    best ch had to offer and its gone

  • @coolstorybro7 haha, congratulations. You've just showed this dumb ass that you are of higher intellect.

  • i'm thinking of dropping out of college so i can have more time to watch college humor.

  • he looks a bit like julian smith

  • I love how he just has the flashlight in his hand coincidentally

  • pause at 0:16. You'll thank me :)

  • Great one, loved it

  • Kill this sketch immediately! It's just....odd.

  • hey whos hungry, grraaaaa LOL

  • I clicked thinking I was gonna see a cute girl but it's only sarah

  • Guess What? TOAD!

  • 1,008 people are being a grumpy greg

  • You should see Gramire on her period..

  • hmm. when will Edgar show up?

  • He burns because you they can't go in a room if they don't have permission