I HUGGED JESUS WHEN HE WAS SIPPIN SOME WINE HE MADE FROM WATER...a gift from the king of purity...lol...mary a virgin...lol.....she had already spit out his older bro james....but those ppl i call "jesus extremists" because when christ taught the term christian was meant to be used for ppl with hearts like our little ol grannys or innocent lil kids. TRUE christians are awesome well cultured ppl unlike extreme BIBLE quoters..the way is the ohm of love.
I'm a christian and I do as many other christians think this is ridiculous. I can't find words to describe how ridiculous this is.. I just.. We as christians should respect others for not believing, but we should live like a example of how christians are supposed to live. This is not a example a how to live as a christian, of course you can make a hug to a sin. If you put you're hands somewhere you shouldn't or try something stupid.. But just a friendly hug isn't a bad thing, not at ALL!
yeah dude, im a christian and even i think its ridiculous. they just make us christians look like idiots. but im also skeptic on whether they did that song just to be funny and not be serious
I remember in one part of the new testament, Judas kissed Jesus. He did so as away of alerting someone to the fact he was the messiah/blasphemer. So it wasn't even that uncommon for a man to kiss a man. I bet they are going to have a hard time explaining that to the kids after preaching "gay is wrong" and "abstinence only".
"Daddy, was Jesus gay? Shouldn't he have given Judas a side hug?"
i dont undertand their stupid theiry, so i cant hug? hugging is awsome, it makes u feel like ur a part of something, thats just my opinion lol, i dont think those overly cristians ever even hugged anyone before,,, therefor they donno what theyre talking about. i dont think theyll ever get married either. what losers. theyre an embarresment to cristians, actually they r an embarresment to human nature xD but im serious :| they need a freaking life .
I liked the swearing. After retiring from the military I had to learn how to stop cursing as well. Promise Rings. Maybe the so called rappers were joking.
Rofl, Sex is Sex, Not all Sex Bring's Life, Some people cannot have children, therefor in your oppinion that it is sacred because of the bringing of life then its not sacred too have sex with somone that cant have children correct? honestly i believe in christianity, but you fucker's are stupid, i mean honestly where you raised on farm's in the middle of nowhere? you need too get out and experience life most of you who say sex is sacred have probably never had it, Peace.
yeah, humans definitely only have sex for pleasure. we should totally just stop having sex because the population will obviously sustain itself without sex this is so obvious.
Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they are possibly more intelligent than humans are. Maybe thats why they don't get stupid thoughts like marriage and sex being sacred
i go to this church, just wanted to let folks know, this was for a youth conference as a joke, not to tell people to stop hugging, it followed a rules video about PDA in the sanctuary. stop thinking so hard. and on a more honest note, no one wants to see a 11-13 year old groping and making out in general. so b4 make weird comments ask the purpose. God bless. :)
lol what s the problem of having sex be4 beeing married ???? gosh i don't know why this is so important for us christians .... the more important thing is to trust in our religion and not to be virgin till you re married ...... by the way hitting some1 in the koma just because of a "front-hug" is kinda deplaced i would say .... good day to you too and srry for my engish but i have to learn 4 other languages
because, mattgregor. You don't know if you will be with them for the rest of your life unless your married-you might not know then, but you still know a little bit better... I dunno
yo bro im with you on this hole hug thing, but when you said you dont believe in jesus, i got kinda confused like, do you like not believe he was born or, like wasn't a real person or something, or what? lol
That video was purely made for the EG conference. Encounter Generation Conference. it happened in February of 09. Ot was totally made for entertainment and a laugh! I dont mean to be rude by it totally kills em that you guys are making fun of a song that was used to entertain at out conference.
I can guarentee that all of those kid rappers have had all kinds of dirty sex before and then they want to tell the "innocent" to not hug. It's pathetic.
btw, I was cracking up the entire time watching your video! Lol, I am going to check out your other videos lol
I´m a christian but I don´t think theres anything wrong with kids having sex. Sure I´d like that they´re mature and ready for this but.. Christian side hug.. :D
I have seen the whole video. It is truly one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Those hardcore Christians really blew it this time. They look like fools.
Funny you say that, cause I actually tried to give my mum a Christian Side Hug (while singing the song) and she just laughed and told me to hug her properly.
2:15 - 2:25 ROFL thats JUST what i was thinking! Im a christian, but i totally dissagree with that crazy "christian side hug" video its just stupid.... i guess they thought they couldent get the message acroos through a sermon..so they made a rap video? EPIC FAIL!
Yo much respect your right I am a christian and JESUS did give a full hug....i go to church and thats just stupid when christians say dont give hugs or dont hang with girls(if your a guy) dont wear La hats etc, thats just plain stupid...your right...But please dont say all Christians..much again respect
but really, I think the whole song is messed up. At the beginning with the lyrics *you will be riding home in a coma* All I could think was What? Its ok for violence but frontal hugs are bad?
I Just want to say, please don't generalize all Christians as Ignorant homophobes, because we're not. I'm sorry to say a large majority is, but not all. Peace.
That is the stupid shit that makes christians believe that gays and interracial marriage is wrong. Its not in the bible its just dumb ass people beliving retarded people and ruining a religon. AND the only reason they need a side huge is because there so big of virgins they get hard when they hug someone. But us normal people can huge someone and not want to fuck them. POINT: IM GONNA HUG MY GIRLFRIEND HOWEVER I WANT AND ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!
Saw part of the video elsewhere and the best part is when they sing, Christian Side hug something about if you don't i have your momma's number and you'll be leaving in a coma, WTF so you can't hug someone from the front but they can hit you into a coma
Exactly then they say "Jesus" gave hugs like that BS if "Jesus" gave his Disciples hugs like that they'd run away thinking he has issues crap talks about "Side" hug wtf is the difference if you can get a hard on with a "full-Frontal" hug you can get one from the side in fact you can then glance down the person's top much easier, and at the end of the song they all get shot BRILLIANT!!!
The Christian Side Hug? Really? I find it hillarious that this group is trying to promote this Christian concept and the first and last sounds in the song are gunshots and sirens. And in the realtion to Star Wars beat in the background the whole time, the fail is strong with this one.
They're talking about people who struggle with lust.. the perverted old guy that hugs his neice for too long or the weirdo that gets off after an intense hug.I go to church and that side hug comes in handy when I am being approaced by older guys with lust in their eyes who only come to church to look for a "good woman"
Anyone that gets sexual pleasure from a simple hug needs to see a psychiatrist. It sounds like I'm kidding, but I'm not. It's messed up. People need to understand what is sexual and what is not. And if people are trying to cop a feel from a hug, those people need to stop, you don't need to start a movement against hugging.
jsofmo, I grew up with religion being forced on me. TRUST me when I tell you they are trying to be serious. There was retarded christian rap when I was a kid too, nothin new. Anyone remember the freak christian band in what looked like playschool muppet costumes and the lead singer looked like MASK. No dude, they're fuckin serious. And theyre not helping their "cause" at all. If I was a teen, this would drive me away from christianity with ease.
Well, we definitely have different points of view. I'm a very committed Christian, and I don't believe they are serious. Even if they are, I can tell you truthfully, many Christians would see this as COMEDY as I do: a satire on legalism. The Word of God does not say hugging is bad. In fact, it says to greet one another with a HOLY kiss! So there is such a thing as holy affectionate greetings... If someone can't stay holy while greeting then maybe they should stick with a smile and a wave. LOL
yeah, jsofmo, they are very serious, thats part of the reason its so funny, but sad at the same time because people get brainwashed into believing that m:f hugging is bad.
im not religious or anything but u said u dont believe in jesus? u do know that he was a real person, now if he had those wierd fucking power thing idk, but that part was pretty stupid lmfao, "i be the first one to tell you, i dont believe in jesus" dumbass
I love the part where they threaten to put you in a coma if you hug someone :D Really Christian of them. They got another vid on there channel where they threaten to chop you with a machete if you hug and kiss XD.
She obviously only has a problem with you swearing, apparently her rules dont apply to her. She sounds like a typical, wholesome, clean-cut, bacon and eggs Christian girl.
Judging people isn't the biggest problem, taking offense of how others judge and perceive you and retaliating through force is the world's biggest problem.
I have every right to look at others actions and form an opinion on them. Just like you do by judging how you perceived I judged all Christians.
This was fine and healthy. Why? Because we both took the time to listen to each other and were open minded enough to allow our pre-perceive judgments be changed.
dude dont be sorry for other ppl getting their feelings hurt, your right on brotha. shit you just got me as a new follower of all your stuff man. fuck the christian side hug, i would love to see that mother fucker about to get a hug from like megan fox and turn her down....highly dont believe that would happen. so fuck it and fuck them, and amen to you brother. preach on....
I HUGGED JESUS WHEN HE WAS SIPPIN SOME WINE HE MADE FROM WATER...a gift from the king of purity...lol...mary a virgin...lol.....she had already spit out his older bro james....but those ppl i call "jesus extremists" because when christ taught the term christian was meant to be used for ppl with hearts like our little ol grannys or innocent lil kids. TRUE christians are awesome well cultured ppl unlike extreme BIBLE quoters..the way is the ohm of love.
koonsite1 3 months ago
nice sideburns :)
sonyrulesbladZ 6 months ago
I'm an atheist and watching this rap video just ( my personal opinion ) is that they are NOT christian -- they are just *making fun* of christians.
silverraine12345 9 months ago
Your mustache is effing nuts
Nick7690 1 year ago
@Nick7690 check out some of my more recent videos for a reverse mo!
whataboutki 1 year ago
im christian
im not really a christian im just saying that so you will take this post more seriously, lol
emoemo247 1 year ago
I'm a christian and I do as many other christians think this is ridiculous. I can't find words to describe how ridiculous this is.. I just.. We as christians should respect others for not believing, but we should live like a example of how christians are supposed to live. This is not a example a how to live as a christian, of course you can make a hug to a sin. If you put you're hands somewhere you shouldn't or try something stupid.. But just a friendly hug isn't a bad thing, not at ALL!
MrKrillz0r 1 year ago 4
@MrKrillz0r I'm christian and I agree.
DarkDaniAngel 1 year ago
your computer makes as much noise as mine
asimov231 1 year ago
oh crap how you do that!
guitargod4356 1 year ago
i like your beard hahha
GypsyBomb 1 year ago
yeah dude, im a christian and even i think its ridiculous. they just make us christians look like idiots. but im also skeptic on whether they did that song just to be funny and not be serious
ChrisGood7350 1 year ago
Hey fuck them fucking assholes that say you swear too much - fuck that.
Downfurlife 1 year ago
i wouldnt hug u your facial hair is scary id probably just give u a side hug
cmartin1712 1 year ago
dude... swear more
speakingincolor 1 year ago
I remember in one part of the new testament, Judas kissed Jesus. He did so as away of alerting someone to the fact he was the messiah/blasphemer. So it wasn't even that uncommon for a man to kiss a man. I bet they are going to have a hard time explaining that to the kids after preaching "gay is wrong" and "abstinence only".
"Daddy, was Jesus gay? Shouldn't he have given Judas a side hug?"
RazorBladeKandy 1 year ago
my friend jina and i LOVE your stache it's amazing =D
punkid55 1 year ago
i dont undertand their stupid theiry, so i cant hug? hugging is awsome, it makes u feel like ur a part of something, thats just my opinion lol, i dont think those overly cristians ever even hugged anyone before,,, therefor they donno what theyre talking about. i dont think theyll ever get married either. what losers. theyre an embarresment to cristians, actually they r an embarresment to human nature xD but im serious :| they need a freaking life .
kokenysz 1 year ago
Hate athiests no offense just don't like them. And u look like a pirate hahaha
redneckboy546 1 year ago
Im Christian
and this is an embrassment to Christianity and REAL rap
Shun the idiots, SHUN!!! lol
IKickAss4DaLord 1 year ago
I liked the swearing. After retiring from the military I had to learn how to stop cursing as well. Promise Rings. Maybe the so called rappers were joking.
matthewtaylorbrown 1 year ago
you look like a pirate, its pretty cool
karlawoodrow 1 year ago
gnarly beard
zozobrio 1 year ago
Dude, unbelievable facial hair... *.*
rockergabriela453 1 year ago 12
@rockergabriela453 Cheers, did it for Movember. Can't wait for this year to do it again.
whataboutki 1 year ago
Did you ever consider that these guys aren't Christian and should not be even associated with Christians whatsoever? Just a thought.
AdamChick08 1 year ago
i do the christian side hug, but i always called it the the "friend" hugs, its the way i hug people that i dont want to hug
chickenbiscito 1 year ago
i like thwe ram horn sideburns
DidYourMomOSaurus 1 year ago
sex is sacred because like I said, it how people come into this world. Life is sacred, therefore the bringing about of life must be sacred...
Must it? Who said that life is sacred? If YOU really think life is sacret then respect the diversity of people?
Christian people Threat other people of other religion or belife or way of life are dirt, Not all of them but the majority and the "real" christian,
IF you think life is sacret then stop hate others,
songsinlife 1 year ago
Rofl, Sex is Sex, Not all Sex Bring's Life, Some people cannot have children, therefor in your oppinion that it is sacred because of the bringing of life then its not sacred too have sex with somone that cant have children correct? honestly i believe in christianity, but you fucker's are stupid, i mean honestly where you raised on farm's in the middle of nowhere? you need too get out and experience life most of you who say sex is sacred have probably never had it, Peace.
ZaneRspsPKer 1 year ago
Hey! i dont need no ring im ugly so i never get any pussy! and also epic stache
MrLuckystarz 1 year ago
actually they say dolphins are the only mammal that has sex for pleasure, other than humans
DyingFetusSkinless 2 years ago
yeah, humans definitely only have sex for pleasure. we should totally just stop having sex because the population will obviously sustain itself without sex this is so obvious.
hajones10 2 years ago
Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they are possibly more intelligent than humans are. Maybe thats why they don't get stupid thoughts like marriage and sex being sacred
0dignity69 2 years ago
how is sex sacred?
All dogs have sex before marriage, do they go to hell too?
0dignity69 2 years ago
You gotta epic 'stache bro.
davi1614 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i go to this church, just wanted to let folks know, this was for a youth conference as a joke, not to tell people to stop hugging, it followed a rules video about PDA in the sanctuary. stop thinking so hard. and on a more honest note, no one wants to see a 11-13 year old groping and making out in general. so b4 make weird comments ask the purpose. God bless. :)
LoKoLaDo 2 years ago
lol what s the problem of having sex be4 beeing married ???? gosh i don't know why this is so important for us christians .... the more important thing is to trust in our religion and not to be virgin till you re married ...... by the way hitting some1 in the koma just because of a "front-hug" is kinda deplaced i would say .... good day to you too and srry for my engish but i have to learn 4 other languages
mastermattgregor 2 years ago
because, mattgregor. You don't know if you will be with them for the rest of your life unless your married-you might not know then, but you still know a little bit better... I dunno
wowrules39 2 years ago
=( god damn.
JACKIJEWITT 2 years ago
It will be back next Movember... in some form.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Christian Side Hug 2 Is done by different people.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Uhm So, Can I marry you? Please? Your beard-stache thing is fucking unbelievable. I love your face.
JACKIJEWITT 2 years ago
The stache is gone, so you might want to reconsider the marriage proposal.
whataboutki 2 years ago
yo bro im with you on this hole hug thing, but when you said you dont believe in jesus, i got kinda confused like, do you like not believe he was born or, like wasn't a real person or something, or what? lol
flyingmonkyman93 2 years ago
I don't believe that Jesus was the son of God and performed the so called miracles portrayed in the Bible.
whataboutki 2 years ago
You have an awesomely messed up kiwi accent. Movember looks good on you.
We can side hug to that =P
Dorkx 2 years ago
Thanks. I'm Kawadian half Kiwi half Canadian. Results in a hybrid accent.
whataboutki 2 years ago
*some religious Christians are bordering close on retarded.
wltmnw 2 years ago
That video was purely made for the EG conference. Encounter Generation Conference. it happened in February of 09. Ot was totally made for entertainment and a laugh! I dont mean to be rude by it totally kills em that you guys are making fun of a song that was used to entertain at out conference.
kaysee1011 2 years ago
dude he's a fucken kiwi... fantastic!!!!! Kia ora bro
laxmind 2 years ago
Kia ora bro. Good to see some more kiwi's around on youtube!
whataboutki 2 years ago
they said nothing about the good ol' christian arse fuck
sammywombarra 2 years ago
they are just words dont worry
Kerrtus69 2 years ago
it's only 4 layers if you are both wearing under garments..........
iliketoUSEmybrain017 2 years ago
The group is not even Christian , they are atheists , they are making fun of Christians .
MindofaJedi 2 years ago
No it was not! This was at the Encounter Generation Conference in Feburary '09 and we were all Christian and not in fact Atheists!
kaysee1011 2 years ago
If that is true , then they are retarded .
MindofaJedi 2 years ago
Best mustache ever!!!
amazonhippie 2 years ago
Your facial hair is so badass.
TerrifyingTACO 2 years ago 15
agreed
Daltonn0810 2 years ago
That christian side huf stuff is shit!
SteveShivik 2 years ago
I can guarentee that all of those kid rappers have had all kinds of dirty sex before and then they want to tell the "innocent" to not hug. It's pathetic.
btw, I was cracking up the entire time watching your video! Lol, I am going to check out your other videos lol
HikariHime29 2 years ago
Awesome facial hair!
Freshman000000 2 years ago
Im a Christian,
And when i hug Girls
I try and cop a peek down there bra
And give them a tweak of there bums =D
Itsyourmum11 2 years ago 17
@Itsyourmum11 your a real man
maddoxhell 1 year ago
@Itsyourmum11 your going to hell.
TheDevastater1 1 year ago
Swearing too much(lol)?
Can there ever be such a thing?
I think, I might really like your other videos, going to check them out.
ANorthwestLifeSeatte 2 years ago 2
the christian side hug is a joke by a satire group, your just gullible. its not to be taken seriously they are called the retarcrue
LeviBakersfield 2 years ago
no retarcrue made a parody of it. the first one is sadly real & not satirical.
ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDie 2 years ago 2
idiot
jeezuschryst 2 years ago
I´m a christian but I don´t think theres anything wrong with kids having sex. Sure I´d like that they´re mature and ready for this but.. Christian side hug.. :D
Kypfie 2 years ago 2
Don't apologize for excessive swearing. Fuck the people who give a shit.
Dislekseyuh 2 years ago 4
I'm a firm believer that there is nothing wrong with swearing. Swear words are a perfectly good way to portray emotion.
Having said that, I was swearing more than I would normally in previous videos because I was nervous.
whataboutki 2 years ago
3:26 you shoud have gone to music idol (rofl) gr8 video m8 ;]
Karakachanskata 2 years ago
Yeah that would have been good.
whataboutki 2 years ago
That stache is amazing. Thanks for the inspiration.
turbojeffro 2 years ago 2
No Problemo.
whataboutki 2 years ago
hot dogs and mustard
roonman93 2 years ago
Hamburgers and Pickles
whataboutki 2 years ago
I have seen the whole video. It is truly one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Those hardcore Christians really blew it this time. They look like fools.
centoguzzi 2 years ago
Agree completely!
whataboutki 2 years ago
My mom would slap the shit outa me if i tried to give her a side hug. Epic Mustache.
Macsimus007 2 years ago
Funny you say that, cause I actually tried to give my mum a Christian Side Hug (while singing the song) and she just laughed and told me to hug her properly.
whataboutki 2 years ago
GAH! I want that mustache lol
xBlackSeedxghost 2 years ago
Yeah man was pretty proud of that bad boy.
whataboutki 2 years ago
the pirate look made that dance at the end so much more epic.
Matisyourmaster 2 years ago
THe pirate look makes most ordinary everyday tasks a whole lot more epic.
whataboutki 2 years ago
best pirate evar!!!
sry1 2 years ago
i love you.
emilywilliams420 2 years ago
I bet you say that to all the boys.
whataboutki 2 years ago
lol, hardly.
emilywilliams420 2 years ago
But do you still love me without my mustache or long hair?
whataboutki 2 years ago
of course. it's what's on the inside that counts.
emilywilliams420 2 years ago
yeah, I didn't notice any swearing, I just noticed that stache
adolson 2 years ago
Yeah, it's hard to miss isn't it?
whataboutki 2 years ago
there can never be enough swearing in reference to the christian side hug. it's idiotic. it's moronic.
i'm not even a violent man, and i want to shoot them in the face!
PooPoo2U 2 years ago
You mights be the only person on youtube with a mustache like that! cool! how long did it take it to grow like that?
jerbear938 2 years ago
I grew it for Movember so it too me just under a month.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Your mustache is amazing! and the Christian side hug is ridiculous.
pamfan29 2 years ago 2
Thanks!
whataboutki 2 years ago
@pam
ridiculously hilarious.
lmao
rashawn770 2 years ago
Your facial hair is amazing.
skittlezrainbow 2 years ago
Thanks it won me the best mo in a NZ Movember contest!
whataboutki 2 years ago
This is just people getting payed using God as a tool they will learn this when they are judged.
I mean a "ruff rider filled with Gods love"
Firstly Ruff Rider other then DMX's song is not a good word it is a major insult (google the word + dictionary)
Then you have sirens and gun fire where they pretend to die....seriously no wonder people hate Christians and think we are crazy.
I can't blame them for hating my religion with idiots like this.
Twisted86 2 years ago
i like the back hug....doggy style
XXjackolanternXX 2 years ago
She gave me a full frontal hug and I jizzed in my pants
JckHllnd 2 years ago
Bet you to the joke down below!
whataboutki 2 years ago
took me awhile to find it, but I found your comment, very funny stuff
JckHllnd 2 years ago
2:15 - 2:25 ROFL thats JUST what i was thinking! Im a christian, but i totally dissagree with that crazy "christian side hug" video its just stupid.... i guess they thought they couldent get the message acroos through a sermon..so they made a rap video? EPIC FAIL!
nauzaka 2 years ago
Word to your mother.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Yo much respect your right I am a christian and JESUS did give a full hug....i go to church and thats just stupid when christians say dont give hugs or dont hang with girls(if your a guy) dont wear La hats etc, thats just plain stupid...your right...But please dont say all Christians..much again respect
RapsTerrorist 2 years ago 2
Yeah sorry.... some Christains.
whataboutki 2 years ago
youre beard is AWESOME:O
MusicLoverForLiving 2 years ago
Cheers
whataboutki 2 years ago
epic mustach love ittt lol
thefreshprince26 2 years ago
Thanks, I was sad to see it go...
whataboutki 2 years ago
hmmm to bad lol
thefreshprince26 2 years ago
Best fucking man-stasch ever. Im subscribing only cause of the pure awesomeness of it!
KillerSlicer 2 years ago 2
Thanks but it's gone now.... check out my latest video Bye Bye Mo.
whataboutki 2 years ago
christians scare the crap out of me.
rudyblackbird 2 years ago
Thats funny they scare the carp into me.
whataboutki 2 years ago
I am a christain, and me and my friends make fun of it. We go around singing it all day.
LuloopProductions 2 years ago 2
but really, I think the whole song is messed up. At the beginning with the lyrics *you will be riding home in a coma* All I could think was What? Its ok for violence but frontal hugs are bad?
LuloopProductions 2 years ago
Yeah, no idea what they were thinking.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Love your mustasch
BoomBeDeBoomBoom 2 years ago
Cheers, alas it had to go as Movember is now over. Check out my latest video Bye Bye Mo to see it disappear!
whataboutki 2 years ago
Hey, us christians aren't crazy!
THOSE christians are crazy!
Seriously, I'm christian, and I agree. 100%.
CrystalShadowMk2 2 years ago 3
No, those chirstians are fucking crazy.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Either way works.
CrystalShadowMk2 2 years ago
I'm christian but I totally agree with you. Now I can't stop laughing.
This is amazing. I think I peed myself watching that song.
girxbq 2 years ago
I think that a pretty honest reaction.
whataboutki 2 years ago
I Just want to say, please don't generalize all Christians as Ignorant homophobes, because we're not. I'm sorry to say a large majority is, but not all. Peace.
girxbq 2 years ago
That is the stupid shit that makes christians believe that gays and interracial marriage is wrong. Its not in the bible its just dumb ass people beliving retarded people and ruining a religon. AND the only reason they need a side huge is because there so big of virgins they get hard when they hug someone. But us normal people can huge someone and not want to fuck them. POINT: IM GONNA HUG MY GIRLFRIEND HOWEVER I WANT AND ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!
thedancingmonkey1234 2 years ago
Yeah there's always got to be some duchebag that ruins it for everyone.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Seems to me that the real sexual deviant is the one who considers a simple hug sexual.
If I were to see one of these retards in public, I'd be certain to give my kids and wife full-frontal hugs just to see them squirm.
eksyte 2 years ago
If I had the balls I would go out in public and do that Free Hugs thing but hold up a Free Christian Side Hugs sign instead.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Saw part of the video elsewhere and the best part is when they sing, Christian Side hug something about if you don't i have your momma's number and you'll be leaving in a coma, WTF so you can't hug someone from the front but they can hit you into a coma
gusie258 2 years ago
Damn right! There's already enough love in this world, time for a little violence.
whataboutki 2 years ago
Exactly then they say "Jesus" gave hugs like that BS if "Jesus" gave his Disciples hugs like that they'd run away thinking he has issues crap talks about "Side" hug wtf is the difference if you can get a hard on with a "full-Frontal" hug you can get one from the side in fact you can then glance down the person's top much easier, and at the end of the song they all get shot BRILLIANT!!!
gusie258 2 years ago
The Christian Side Hug? Really? I find it hillarious that this group is trying to promote this Christian concept and the first and last sounds in the song are gunshots and sirens. And in the realtion to Star Wars beat in the background the whole time, the fail is strong with this one.
Flammeseele 2 years ago
Ahhh, good spotting young jedi.
whataboutki 2 years ago
They're talking about people who struggle with lust.. the perverted old guy that hugs his neice for too long or the weirdo that gets off after an intense hug.I go to church and that side hug comes in handy when I am being approaced by older guys with lust in their eyes who only come to church to look for a "good woman"
shaveonne23 2 years ago
nobody goes and gets off after a hug if they were able to get off to a hug then they could get off to just lookin g at u
ur so retarded
omglmaostfu 2 years ago
Anyone that gets sexual pleasure from a simple hug needs to see a psychiatrist. It sounds like I'm kidding, but I'm not. It's messed up. People need to understand what is sexual and what is not. And if people are trying to cop a feel from a hug, those people need to stop, you don't need to start a movement against hugging.
popomczowzow 2 years ago
Damn skippy!
whataboutki 2 years ago
Hey yo purity rings iz da bomb so is christian side hugs!
Mrlolgizm 2 years ago
Dude.
There rough-riders that get "filled up" with christ's love.
That says enough right there,
TheAlbanyBoys 2 years ago 2
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jsofmo 2 years ago
jsofmo, I grew up with religion being forced on me. TRUST me when I tell you they are trying to be serious. There was retarded christian rap when I was a kid too, nothin new. Anyone remember the freak christian band in what looked like playschool muppet costumes and the lead singer looked like MASK. No dude, they're fuckin serious. And theyre not helping their "cause" at all. If I was a teen, this would drive me away from christianity with ease.
JayRebel 2 years ago 4
I'd have to agree with JayRebel
whataboutki 2 years ago
Well, we definitely have different points of view. I'm a very committed Christian, and I don't believe they are serious. Even if they are, I can tell you truthfully, many Christians would see this as COMEDY as I do: a satire on legalism. The Word of God does not say hugging is bad. In fact, it says to greet one another with a HOLY kiss! So there is such a thing as holy affectionate greetings... If someone can't stay holy while greeting then maybe they should stick with a smile and a wave. LOL
jsofmo 2 years ago
yeah, jsofmo, they are very serious, thats part of the reason its so funny, but sad at the same time because people get brainwashed into believing that m:f hugging is bad.
davidecl 2 years ago
im not religious or anything but u said u dont believe in jesus? u do know that he was a real person, now if he had those wierd fucking power thing idk, but that part was pretty stupid lmfao, "i be the first one to tell you, i dont believe in jesus" dumbass
dopemonkey4201369 2 years ago
There's a difference between Jesus (the real person) and Jesus (the Son of God that Christians created). In my opinion anyway.
whataboutki 2 years ago
I love the part where they threaten to put you in a coma if you hug someone :D Really Christian of them. They got another vid on there channel where they threaten to chop you with a machete if you hug and kiss XD.
lost4468 2 years ago 3
They are roughriders...
whataboutki 2 years ago
i actually think a bucket of hair makes more sense than you.
allenlud 2 years ago
I'm sure to you, relating to a bucket of hair is easier than relating to a person.
whataboutki 2 years ago
touche :)
allenlud 2 years ago
dude, the video is satire... someone needs to take themselves a little less seriously.
martdie 2 years ago 2
Man if this video is satire than I have a whole lot of respect for those little white rappers.
whataboutki 2 years ago
whats wrong with swearing? Tell ivy to go give someone a christian side hug
aldezmail 2 years ago
She said to tell you she'd be happy to give a fucking Christian Side Hug asshole!
Your right tho, I have nothing against swearing. Both Ivy and I swear a lot. She was just pointing out that I was swearing more than usual.
Thanks for the comment tho and keep them coming!
whataboutki 2 years ago
She obviously only has a problem with you swearing, apparently her rules dont apply to her. She sounds like a typical, wholesome, clean-cut, bacon and eggs Christian girl.
aldezmail 2 years ago
Thanks, but even so. I wouldnt judge just like that. Judging people is the worlds BIGGEST problem. just sayin. But thanks for understanding.
DieterNews 2 years ago
Judging people isn't the biggest problem, taking offense of how others judge and perceive you and retaliating through force is the world's biggest problem.
I have every right to look at others actions and form an opinion on them. Just like you do by judging how you perceived I judged all Christians.
This was fine and healthy. Why? Because we both took the time to listen to each other and were open minded enough to allow our pre-perceive judgments be changed.
No guns necessary :)
whataboutki 2 years ago
Evangelical Christians have the best orgies.
Seele1 2 years ago
Amen!
whataboutki 2 years ago
dude dont be sorry for other ppl getting their feelings hurt, your right on brotha. shit you just got me as a new follower of all your stuff man. fuck the christian side hug, i would love to see that mother fucker about to get a hug from like megan fox and turn her down....highly dont believe that would happen. so fuck it and fuck them, and amen to you brother. preach on....
BIGJOEDAPOET 2 years ago
Thanks for the follow.
whataboutki 2 years ago
SWEET STACHE!!!!
FlamingNinjaSquirrel 2 years ago
Why thank you, my brother.
whataboutki 2 years ago
nice stache :D
sqwrrlta31stest 2 years ago