Funny Scenes from In Bruges

[Jack3500able]

So glad Englishman beat the crap out of this fat retard , in the beginning of the movie he wouldn let Ken into tower just because he didnt had 5€ ,people like this should ve never existed on this planet

[esabellaswan]

i looove this movie!

[rhaspodel]

There should be a t-shirt "You're an Inanimate Fucking Object"

[Goatoftheforest]

This whole movie is awesome.

[AceFackelman]

i came to this from hh1edits "The 100 Greatest Movie Insults"

[guineydj1]

@johntkooz Check out "The Guard"

Gleeson is the lead, with Don Cheadle. Bit more obscure, and you probably need to be Irish to get some more of the jokes, so therefore excellent.

I still rate In Bruges as a tad bit better.

[MustHearMetallica]

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

[MISSz00m]

thats not funny at all :\

[hjkhjk1234321]

you mad bro?

[G4M3RGIR1]

4 people are inanimate fucking objects.

That's probably been said hundreds of times before.

[AbominableSailor]

AmazingFILMS!

[remco366]

1:00

[Mbop28]

Does anybody else get the joke that one of the fat Americans from the beginning had a heart attack in the tower?

[MJthriller123]

This movie is now sold for only 2bucks.

[AceSilvinoPlace]

From: Amazingfilm247

To: an INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

[EMLtv]

AmazingFilms247 :D

[125concordfili14]

AMAZING FILMS GOT ME IN THE MOOD FOR THIS MOVIE!

[DaZeDyNaStY]

like if you got here from AmazingFilms247 :)

[TheBraZZKnuckleZ]

How ironic. Ralph Fiennes plays a character named Harry in this movie and he also plays Voldemort in Harry Potter.

[MinisculeBug]

AmazingFilms247 sent me here.

[KesserCFC4eva]

Ralph Fiennes is absolutely awesome XD I'm gonna call everybody AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT now :D

[Blackdimond8000]

2BUCKS???

[illmatic702]

haaaa.

ok

[Sammyy46]

It's an inanimate fackhing object!

[heeyyyyy100]

1:02 ....yw

[shotyoudown2]

2 bucks sent meh

[adfroman23]

i came from a comment on 2 buawks video

[Mr007eds]

i came from 2bucks

[Bergenfield10]

send this to amazingfilms247 trololol

[Jonathanjgt5543]

thumbs up if u came here because of 2bucks clip

[214CIceCar]

Really guys? I saw that video and decided to search it for the hell of it, but do you all really have to say "I GOT HERE FROM 'x'" just for top comment?

I've heard this quote many times before that video, this just made me want to watch it again.

[bigbang203]

2bucks BABY!!! wooo!!!

[kevinalexander79]

Chinese boy is the reason i came!

[Jakinstine77]

2Bucks Is The Reason I Came! Who else searched, "Inanimate Object" :D

[214CIceCar]

@Jakinstine77 You don't really need to tell all of us that you fap to an asian kid who commentates on COD.

[kickherb]

Daaa fuck? Voldemort is human O.o

[bloodCONTRA]

amazingfilms247

[dearteking1]

Wow, every other country should stop making movies, shows. LMAO all of them suck.

[laughfaster1]

amazingfilms247

[eLLriDe420]

2BUCKS!!!!

[Justin4Primetime]

amzingfilms247 people have arrived.

[BlueCardinal55]

amazingfilms247?

[boltaction851]

@BlueCardinal55 2bucks!

[mmmmmmmmmm9999]

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!"

U mad bro?

[leperchaun0]

Great ringtone idea...

[Ladyj0hnson]

OMG I laughed so hard at the guy poking Ralph. I WANT TO POKE RALP!

[cripplehawk]

First Ralph Fiennes film I saw was "The English Patient" back in 1997. Damn I feel so fucking old I was only a teenager back then. It's a pity that many people associate him with Voldemort. You guys are missing alot of his other work (From Schindler's List, The English Patient, Sunshine etc). But never the less HP series are good films.

[3Axy10Est13]

Any video on youtube with Ralph Fiennes has 20 fucking comments about Voldemort...WHY! Talk about The English Patient, or The Reader or something. All you hear is Voldemort. the English patient is way better anyway

[dagdamor1]

Voldemort's hug was an inanimate fucking object.

[effeweewetoob]

This scene has literally destroyed Ralph Fiennes's career for me. I can't take him seriously. I was watching The Hurt Locker the other day and people were getting gunned down left and right and I could not stop giggling. Cause all I could think about was this scene.

[THammarstrom]

the video was closed this evening for 4 people!

[platanero92]

I love how both of these scenes are used in the 1 hour 2001 Dubstep mix XD

[rej1cry]

Would the fuck doesn't accept 100 euros as a tiny little bribe for gods sake.

[dedrumbum]

1:03 best part of the whole movie

[spedal]

LORD VOLDEMORT!!!

[Artumis19]

4 people are an Inaimated fucking object!

[cralleic]

@Artumis19 Learn to fucking spell, you retard. And stop trying to get first comment with that old, boring joke. It's so fucking sad to watch.

[SonnyA89]

I watched the movie and I was wondering about that quote and I finally got it...LOL very subtle wordplay. hahahaha

[Radman1889]

Can't tell if worst comeback ever...

or best. X3

[TheLonestar10]

Four people are inanimate fucking objects.

[CCScorseseVideos]

Voldemort beating the shit out of a phone = win

[ToxicNoxicity]

0:44 To skip to the awesome part.

[will3pr]

*beating on security guard*

His Wife walks up: "Its an inanimate fucking object"

Ralph Fiennes: "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!"

[musicgurl231]

Voldemort: * destroying a wand *

Bellatrix: My Lord!

Voldemort: What?!

Bellatrix: Its an inanimate fucking object!

Voldemort: YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

[HighonExpoMarkers]

I just came here to see that milf in the video say fucking. ;)

[BiGRiCeD]

I love how the phone falls apart after the first hit.

[ayyou42]

Ralph Fiennes is playing a guy named Harry...hehe

[marcomofo]

3 people are inanimate fucking objects.

[GarrettP130]

If youve seen Schindlers List, and Harry Potter.......you know not to touch Ralph Fiennes. 0_0

[kevin2fla]

The look on his face at 1:39 tells you exactly whats about to happen. lol

[GoldenWoozie]

I love that this is the very first time you see Ralph Fiennes' character in the whole movie. Greatest introduction ever.

[partygirl209]

hehe...Mad Eye and Voldamort!!

i know i sound like a geek...but i don't care!!

[blake15001]

the first time i heard the line "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT" was in a hour long dubstep video!!!

[retbookers]

Don't touch Voldemort's forehead! Geez!

[celticlofts]

"Yesterday an American had a heart attack up the tower" lol..

[tisbutafleshwound]

Ralph Fiennes should have comedic roles.

[SuperNumber19]

lol voldemort looks like he got his panties in a twist.

[kirbyover9000]

how is the highest rated comment just "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!"

[Syatek2020]

YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

^ lol Voldemort is saying that (same actor)

[moltendarthvader]

I like how both of the top comments can't even write something as simple as "You're an inanimate fucking object!"

[historiansDemon]

@moltendarthvader YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

[FREAKAZOID761]

0:44-1:11 XD

[AngelofMusic04]

Three people are inanimate fucking objects.

[SuperHeroMania]

@AngelofMusic04 and the fourth is a cunt

[GameBlouses1]

"maybe if I were from a farm and was retarded Bruges might impress me, but I'm not, so it doesn't"

[ryanbob1000]

I think I just shit myself

[BoHoVsGolf]

chill voldemort

[Islaughterhippies]

harry...HARRY....it's an inanimate facking objecttt!!!

[jack11643]

When the fatty started touching Harrys head "The. tower.is.closed.this.evening.u­nderstand!?"

i remember me and my dad wincing as we were expecting a brutal death:)good times

[ihatefurrys]

3 people couldn't get into the tower.

[MelvinWhitee]

It's like a fuckin' fairy tale or somethin :D

[purebloodjiselle]

So this is where I heard that from.

Someone was really pissing me off in class today, and I turned around and screamed "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" Dunno why I said it, but it was the first thing out of my mouth. Hadn't seen this movie in months.

[biggles1111]

Harry was a wonderful character. Very aggresive in a hilarious way. One can tell that when he asked "You know what that is?" Harry answers "ofcourse I know what that is it's a fucking train!"

[TomAllenSmith]

Haha "Yesterday an American had a heart attack at the top of the tower" XD. I didn't catch that the first go around. Maybe next time they should listen to Ray :D.

[GuardianAngel5150]

This was a great movie. Those that disagree are probably salivating at the Thundercats remake.

[dangolf1890]

Press 6 again and again

[Spellbinder888]

Apparently there are ppl so pathetically in love with this puss filled boil of a film that they send private abusive messages to anyone who disagrees!

Saaaaaaad bastards.

[TheGamerZoneCR]

@Spellbinder888 why search for a film you dont like ?

[Spellbinder888]

@TheGamerZoneCR Because I don't remember how mediocre it was. Now I know it's just offensive dross

[dangolf1890]

3 people are englishmen and didn't understand

[InvisibleDiary]

Gee, I didn't know inanimate objects could dislike youtube videos.

[twentyfists]

3 people are inanimate fucking objects.

[Spellbinder888]

You know a film is shit when they fanboys come out and start with all the 'best of all time' BS. Really? I mean really....get a life.

[redzer06]

@Spellbinder888 you keep posting negative comments on all the videos for in bruges and you are the one telling people to get a life, look up the word cunt and there will be picture of you and most likely your manky hooker ma!

[Spellbinder888]

@redzer06 witty repertoire there

[manhands77]

FUCKIN GREAT LMFAO

[overlordbeelzemon]

thats why he is lord voldimort

[Edazer]

3 People are inanimate objects...

[AlexSevigny89]

(Voldemort slamming the wand)

Death eater: My Lord?

Voldemort: What?

Death Eater: It's an inanimate fucking object

Voldemort: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

[ihatefurrys]

@AlexSevigny89 Get a life.

[AlexSevigny89]

@ihatefurrys hey..........shut your mouth.

[bluberycat14]

what he did to the phone he did to tht fat guy XDD

[MasterCoolX3]

@bluberycat14 because HE KEPT POKING HIS FORHEAD retard! He was angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluberycat14]

@MasterCoolX3 duh ofcourse he was angry dipshit!! we all got tht!!!! but he still did the same thing to both

[finaldestination91]

from :31 - 1:10 is exactly how i feel about 12/19/2010's new york giants/philadelphia eagles game.....

[dagdamor1]

3 people are inanimate fucking objects.

[cfenn2010]

Yeah...you really shouldn't throw things at Voldemort. He's a bit sensitive. ;-)

[dangerrat456]

The lady in purple is a MILF.

[dudewasabanana]

today an american had a heart attack in the tower. haha fat fucking elephant

[QuikDJ]

the fucking alcoves

[edderd8]

"The tower... is ... closed... this... evening... YOu... understand.... ENGlishmen.... XD

With the punching on his fronthead. rocks xD

[SirAiryFairy]

Ralph Fienne's character in "Cemetery Junction" is just as hilarious, albeit not as violent... What a God.

[MichelleHutchison93]

at 0:45 he start to going crazy! ahahahah

[tomtesticle]

Fantastic!

[DeclanRyan96]

raplh fiennes visited my school 2 weeks ago because he went there, but i didnt get to see him :@

[Deltar2r]

puttin the phone back on an carryin on is the best

[Spiduck]

voldermort :D

[tinaUNDAcova]

ROFL I've never laughed so hard at a Ralph Fiennes character before in my life.

I love this and the "you leave my fucking cunt kids out of this" he's hilarious in this movie.

[relmmih6]

harry is a sociapath

[lamzy]

You're an inanimate fucking object!!!

[JBS283]

I love how Ken walks in the tower, knowing whats gonna happen next... .D

[Brendan2080]

Perfect cast in my opinion. 

[Durpdsage]

such wise words

[nishakisses]

ilove it when he breaks the phine

[MrBailey55]

@nishakisses  wtf phine

[jimmywacked]

YOU FUCKN CUNTS.! -- I This was one of THE best moves Colin has ever done.!! SEEN 'EM ALL_ 'Black' comedy (& humor) and the amazing way 3 Killers added a spice of human GOODness-- Makes it --a Fuckn winner.! get a BEER- Watch it-

ya fuckin'cunts.! or I'll kill a kid(then myself!)

FUCKN~BRUGES..!!

[nozero1]

Ralph Fiennes is awesome in every scene of this film.

[minutemuse]

@nozero1

Ralph Fiennes is awesome. Period.

[christentze]

god damn, i love ralph fiennes.

[Eval999]

XD YOUR AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

[bsnyou]

you're an inaimate fucking object- best pick up line ever

[kate25peace]

I love the look on his face when the guard pokes him on the forhead haha!

[GILDEDRAE]

Raplh's always the bad crazy :D

[TheOnlyNinjaPenguiny]

You're an inanimate fuckin' object! Hahahahahahahaha

[alexgernand]

i just love the initial bitch slap ralph gives that guy at 1:43

[relmmih6]

pistol whipped him

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

"YOU'RE AN INAIMATE F@#%ING OBJECT!!" Best line ever. I love Ralph Fiennes.

[fatfailiure1996]

YOURE AN INATIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!! lol

[straburyred]

@ShunsuiHitsugaya

Best line ever? Not even close! Best Movie Insult of All Time :-D

[dagdamor1]

Voldemort's PMS'ing in this movie XDXD

[Mathias41257]

I bet that guard thought twice before poking people in the forehead ever again

[sravankumarb]

@Mathias41257

Not sure he can think anymore.

[adgato75]

rafe (sp?) fiennes is awesome in this

[kokeka1]

the movie is so funny ...but i want to know where is the phone now???????

[BrendanKennedy96]

"The tower is usually closed until 7:00 yesterday an american had a heart attack on the tower, today the tower is closed" Haha i know which American that was:(as Ray said) the "bunch of fucking elephants" (the man)

[andXsoXitXis]

I know...I laughed my ass off at that reference. Ray warned them!

[joet66]

i never noticed it before till now hahahaha

[RainXbox]

YOUR AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT xD

[orville1960]

A VERY FUNNY FILM, AMONGST THE BEST, 5* all the way

[Tbeazy37]

Epic

[ungoosen]

entry is 5 euro lol

[xchamp1400]

why is embedding disabled? what a fucking nuisance

[nath1875]

mines a bloody..... girls gun

[Fuzzy192006]

Comment on this video

[gilc7540]

Harry's the man.

[ChaosDarkfire]

You're an inanimate fucking object! Great line. I love this movie.

[HeLpErNaThAn]

do u understand english man

[CitizenKANE2277]

HAHA That was fucking hilarious! And then he beats the shit out of him! HAHA

[calmlunatic]

The reason the tower is closed is a whole lot funnier when you see the bit with the Americans earlier in the movie.