WKUK - Welcome (NSFW Language)

[chase95100]

Ok the bitch is gone

[jawurna4]

I bet they wouldn't be so smug if we bought a fucking gun to school lol KEEP MASTURBATING!!

[brickking13]

I didn't go to school today.

[CluelessZebras]

Press 8 then 7 at the right time an it says you Masturbate Terror in you classmates faces!

[Fredricktator]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[childvspredatorable]

Where's Your Dad's Gun? This Is Almost Too Easy...

[TheSicKNightmare]

Lmfao.

[cssaddict17]

You can google "Girls Moaning" but it's just not the same........

[MrSpartanmane]

Timmy?

[SuperWalugi]

Press 8 for the best song ever

[ManHasCorners]

I hear...Darren.

[SilentValtiel8]

I'm burning this to a CD rofl.

[TheReidman22]

KEEP MASTURBATING!!!

[DeafMuteZombie]

lol

[pucakuro]

Darren makes some really nice bitch sounds.

[Abcdefgkkthxbye]

LOL

[arowdareapa]

i think i hear your mom coming london bridge is fallin' downnn fallin' downnn fallin' downnn ok that bitch is gone. lmfaoooo

[mUsIcLiVeSfOrEvEr9]

I want this cd its so fuckin funny!!!

[NathanGHill96]

That would shoot the smug right off their fucking faces wouldn't it!

[Xdoggydog297x]

What the hell do I need a cd for? I did this before I watched this video.

[traunkin]

I tried following this and I accidentally cut my cock off.

[baybatt17]

where can i get one of these cds

[Tbird2191]

LOL... jerking off to the dog barking... priceless.

[chrisshavard]

My mom was the first person I shared this with.

[chrisshavard]

That is the best thing I have ever heard!!!!!!!

[UchanXD]

The dog noises helped a lot

[Monjan22]

this was fucking hilarious.... holy shit.

[L33TPvP]

I LOL'D IN ALL CAPS!!!!

[ShouOokami]

I'm scared



[1991doomsday]

Put it away! @_@

[jsteele07189]

HOW DO YOU CUT YOURSELF WITH ONE HAND?

[Cabb3s]

@jsteele07189 You dont have to cut yourself in the hand lol, rocket science!

[RAIZ0R1211]

omg mp3 plz

[lerris911]

Best. Thing. EVER.

[CakiePieSquared]

So disturbing and hilarious at the same time xD

[lv85huenex]

what. the. fuck.

[UriahTheLeo]

this is how pshco murders are created

[lilfrenchfry14]

I accidentally peed myself...

[ChinchillasForever]

Yes...because when you plan murders the perfect thing to do is masterbate as you plan lol XD

[killerx10001]

umm  wtf

[TheGreySkiesProject]

cover me with your blood!!!!!

[insanitor37]

1:46

[locamorenanena]

(O . O) oh.my.goodness.

[BloodTheSeries]

I FUCKING LOL'D

[HM8827]

Stop Being a follower all the time, the kids at school are right, you are a dick-weed...............



[BoJangles180]

............

[ebiiuketsu]

Did anybody else actually do it? o.o

[ThexxCRUSADERxx]

ya i remember those CDs that asked me how my day was and then started talking about mudering all my friends and then told me to masturbate and then started to play sexy girl sounds and then told me to cut myself and played dog noises at the same time and then telling me to finsih on my self and calling me a dick weed in the end. i miss those CDs

[parkmist1]

my mom was coming............. scary

[highlander5523]

Timmy talk got brutal

[jube13urgundy]

Timmy's awesome! He walks the line between wholesome childlike naiveté and fapping mad sociopath perfectly!!!

[Shiek200]

oh yeah.... murder! XD

[Mjolkmaestro]

Hahaha what the fuck was going on there?!

[santaworksforsatan]

This is honestly the only WKUK sketch that made me go "WHAT. THE. FFFFFUUUUUCK."

[jeffreygodfriedXX02]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to...FUCK im a bad liar

[Cheezitplaya1]

Descend from the roof GUNS BLAZING!!

[Cheezitplaya1]

@trecco160 WTF i bet you dont even have a girlfriend

[zombi3seaker124]

If timmy wanted to be bathed in blood and baby badder wouldn't you have to stop the disc in order to do that?

[GermanConquistador08]

How much you wanna bet that was Darren making the girl noises?

[ItsRyanStudios]

the end ruined it...

[strongxandir1]

who else gott horny whith the dogs?....

[treecko160]

How many peoples actually masterbatted? I know i did and i cummed in the living room and my gf walked in and we did it!!!!

[knowsall101]

@treecko160 wtf man

[greatblueherron]

@treecko160 after you came? doesn''t work that way dude

[haphazard51]

For most people, this would just be weird. But for, like one guy, he'd be following along the whole way.

[technicality1]

@TheHomicidalHatter

1: how the hell Is this not safe for emos? They already cut themselves

2: were you too busy jacking off to dog noises to notice it's "NSFW" or do "W"s just look like "E"s to you!

[skatefreak162]

WIPE YOUR BLOOD ON THE SPEAKERS! WIPE YOUR BLOOD ON THE CD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH YESS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SOUNDS REALLY AWESOME? JERKIN OFF TO DOG SOUNDS! *ARF*

[fenderfifty6]

You know, I bet there is one guy in the world that this applies to, and this is his favorite CD.

[deathvail]

um............. wow awesome but wow.

[DeuPKay]

I tried this....

[DarthJohn111]

i masturbated to this

[sotijas]

@DarthJohn111 was it good for you too B)

[abtsadiemaekole]

@DarthJohn111 XD

[TheStankyGreen]

lol ok the coast is clear the bitch is gone

[joaofwolf]

Satan bless nonsense

[pkslayer123]

So funny

[MrTang99]

i bet they wont be so fucking smug if we brought a fucking gun to school

[Unidentyfied]

lol they think their so fucking smug dont they.

[Nevikneverson1234]

lols

[MrDoctorN]

Timmy is the funniest fuck I have ever seen!!

[HawaiianJen808]

lmfao this is amazingly funny xD

[Anubis96]

and i thought timmy was always so happy and cheery...

[jimoffy]

i wanted to watch this but i couldnt turn it up loud or my parents would of thought i was watching porn

[revenge112]

I bet they wouldn't be so smug if we brought a FUCKING GUN to school.

[Sozucki]

its 2 am.. the computer room door is open.. my dad is down the hallway.. and the volume decides to shoot up JUST at the girl part. TRY EXPLAINing this was not porn

[asasas121212Q]

I followed all of Timmy's directions ALL OFF THEM!!!!

[Shiek200]

So those voices I've been hearing were a CD PLAYER!!!!! Now it all makes sense......

[FullNoobProductions]

I got kinda impatient in the first 20 seconds, so I sped it up but my finger slipped on cuz I'm on an iPad, so I decided to go with 2:04 ... I had no idea...

[McNoah94]

4chan, FunnyJunk, None of them have a suitable reaction for this. And they have freakin' HUGE reaction folders.

[scalper42]

@McNoah94 funny, i was sent from funnyjunk...and before that i was on 4chan :D

[xxfall4yuuxx]

Where's your dad's gun?

[bootysplooge47]

Yeah keep masturbating!!!

[warlockzombie]

Did anyone else talk to/do what the CD said? No..? Just me?

[thereefernander]

OH, yeah. Murder.

[375ROCKMAN]

soooo hot

[iceseekers]

did anyone masturbate to this?

[CurtisDoverY0]

@iceseekers ofcourse it told me too

[komotoko]

@iceseekers twice

[CainMeadows]

@iceseekers Guilty.

[S4be]

31 people need the smug shot right off their fucking faces

[donut11789]

if you listen to the beginning for about five seconds and skip to 2:30 around there and your watching it for the first time your pretty confused xD

[SuperClintEastwood]

@donut11789 God i wish i saw your comment before i watched

[highstona777]

Those girl sounds do sound sexy

[Merzkynadsat]

Oh My.

[KamikazeR94]

@JaysonAych So... this is a legit CD track? lol

[archon39]

whenever your feeling blue, yuo can just put me on!

I bet nobody got that

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

PUT IT AWAY! PUT IT AWAY!! london bridge is fallin' downnn

[kenbob122]

Wow

[gyankee17]

my mom walked in when he started singing, and right after she left he stopped... good timing

[un7ucky]

o.0

[CurtisDoverY0]

i lost it at dog sounds

[polske322]

I love that band.

[xlnickslx]

29 people's moms walked in the room while they were participating

[narutofantic13]

-homocidal Timmy-

[varztok]

the 29 people that disliked where people that got in trouble for having no headphones

[ryguy1523]

This actually worked for me.. :)

[TruePhyX]

Dude, what microphone did you use to record this?

[samvansomething]

@TruePhyX Do you think Timmy is going to actually see this comment?

[TruePhyX]

@samvansomething No i'm thinking the guy who made this video who recorded the speaker will see it.

[samvansomething]

@TruePhyX AHHHH sorry, took me a second to realize that this isn't actually a clip from the show, my bad dude. If you really want him to respond try typing @(insert name here) then it'll show up seperate from all the other comments :)

[omgitsaaron]

I screamed with laughter, this is the funniest thing Timmy has ever done

[snyprshot]

holy shit!

[SCSRoblox]

I like WKUK, but this is just too far, which by my current tolerance of adult content, is saying a lot.

[jertog]

@SCSRoblox Really? You think *THIS* is too far? You, my good sir? Madame? are too sensitive, not enough detachment from the world :)

[iPhap]

You're like 14 and think this is "too far"? When I was 14, I masturbed to dickgirls and shit. Don't be so conceited, your friends are just a bunch of pussies.

[XxXEvDawgXxX]

ok the ghost is clear the bitch is gone now where were we oh yeah murder

[fallingcarrots55]

1228 people wrecked their keyboards

[Nevikneverson1234]

haha lol yes love it

[Poisonedheart1996]

uhm for some reason i only pay attention to the girl sounds

[tsunamipanda05]

Thumps up if you actually masturbated to this.

Aw, gross.

[Seanze329]

Oh man I'm such a follower!!

[nuparu1234]

"Keep masturbating" hahaha, I can't stop laughing xD

[ShirtlessGuy88]

Timmy is the best. ^_^

But I am a little creeped out.

[eggthetireshop]

DAMmmmm Freaky

[ivailoto5]

OH MY GOD!!! WKUK TRICKED US!

[blacknwhite6969]

i came

[foxtrotsmith]

Note to self - don't watch Whitest Kids at girls' apartment without earbuds.

[MadGnomeStudios]

What if this would actually play along with someone

his mom actually came up in the beginning, and everything happened like that...Thatd be weird...

[joeshmoe011]

WeekendWeapons is actually equal to 25 dick weeds

[cinemetalproductions]

Lmao The Bitch Is Gone

[Brian891]

"Jerking off to dog sounds...woof wooof"

[sandmasterflex]

wow! that was insane.

[FlamingSpaz101]

London bridges falling down falling down.... ok the bitch is gone

[TrevorKingKwong]

this may be the most brilliant comedy audio I've ever heard. I'd hate to sound pretentious, but WKUK are very intelligent.

lol I also like how the build-up to the climax was like my laughter getting louder and louder.

[WeekendWeapons]

25 people are actually dick weeds

[robotfish3]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

[StokerOne775]

hahahaha i spit up when timmy started singing

[powerpc127]

Did I just jerk off to Darren pretending he's a girl while having sex with dogs?

[bigT8214]

@powerpc127 NO IT WAS TIMMY

[powerpc127]

@bigT8214 Timmy was talking, Darren was making the moaning sounds.

[animecrazy102]

Lol I love the singing part. :D That's the best

[Lazyskins82]

So Fn Funny!!!

[peaceonearth347]

@fdash maybe you should go see a doctor...

[FDashB]

...is it bad that i got an erection watching this...?

[martiniforlunch92]

My teacher just walked into my dorm... he did a wtf r u watching face...

[xP1KKAx]

that's frikken hilarious

[iiRawrmuffins]

wow im a dick weed i was doin the same thing :0

[VolParagom]

Scary! I'll never seeTimmy the same way again...

[legostowne]

@VolParagom Timmy is evil. No one realizes it because he is ignored. But he will probably take over the world.

[bladeofajuggalo]

@kitelicker100 i still want it asshole

[Fendertastic]

hahaha i recognized darren as the sexy chick immediately!

[USDelta144]

what the hell.

[animecrazy102]

Friggin hilarious. I need to buy this off iTunes. You also have to listen to Sam's Message where he tells you to not not smoke weed.

[HarukaChoEmi]

Put it away!

[Seshhi]

LMFAO



[ddrphreak22]

wtf!! that sounds like this chick i know...

[Mynameisboxy]

@ddrphreak22 A lot of people sound the same does not mean that they are the same person

(strange video) lol

[ddrphreak22]

@Mynameisboxy lol i know its not the same chick it just sound exactly like last wednesday

[Mynameisboxy]

@ddrphreak22 Hah well nice chatting and have fun with whatever your doing O_o

[gayvid45]

mom got parenting problem

[AscendedBeyond]

XD XD XD that was so messed up....

[Blackpoolsmith]

i blacked out before the ending and woke up this morning with blood on my tshirt and sploog all over my pants

[M0dernWarfare2FAN]

We need to play this in class or something

[alexmeanberg]

This is awesome.

[Blackpoolsmith]

Hey, you know what else i bet is really awesome? Jerking off to dog sounds! Here listen to these while you masterbate!

[Co5595]

im pretty sure your jerkin it to darren moaning

[RattleheadSwe]

i masturbated to this, then i felt stupid. :(