Red vs Blue Season 5 Episode 87

[bastumbo]

he jumped into shella!!! 0o0

[Stephanie6519]

wait a sec, you got yourself a new girl? XD



[CEMB713]

you know I wasnt really scared until now XD

[cincameron]

i was about to call this guy a fucker but i looked at the discription and said from roosterteeth... O.O

[cursedswordsman]

Yeah, that's what the last guy said. And now I can't stop scratching!

WIN

[crazydoom3dude]

CABOOSE IS THE BEST

[xmaple1x]

Purple person caboose

^^

[Winterbyte]

0:17 bow chika wow wow

[xmaple1x]

simmon : they are going to run over the hill with gun blazing .CHARGE!!!

Church : RETREAT !!!

epic

[KingCuervo88]

hahaha @ 1:30 caboose gets shot in the head and all he says is oww.

[metroidhunter965]

Church: Maybe she ran out of ammo. Lemme check.

(headshot and ghost of Church appears)

Church: nope, she still has ammo.

Tucker: nice recon op there!

Church: yeah... I'm going 2 get my body bak.

Classic!!!!! Roflmao!

[shashoni109]

Tex can be scary.

[Rockstar22ize]

Hey tex stop shooting you BITCH

[themaster91156]

gotta love caboose

[james93isme]

tread lightly dude, tread lightly!

[irishrcool]

you know i wasnt actually scared untill right just now

[sirmousalot11]

donut fell in the hole and doc is with shela

[jetsdominate12]

CHARGE! REATREAT

[ZombieHitman13]

Imao when sister oh sorry, she's a badass, she's kinda hot'

[ryanfandel333]

STOP SHOOTING YOU STUPID BITCH LOL

[allhighruler]

Caboose is BEAST

[Nightshade142]

1:30 lmao "ow"

[ZombieBdog247]

"any second the reds will come over the hill, guns blazing, yelling charge"

-at the blue base-

-zoomed in on church's face-

"RETREAT"

lol, classic

[bombadecasa]

He says the blues, not the reds

and that part made me rofl.

[bradwolf07]

Treed lightly dude

[PHELCAN]

"Last time I was shot i got a purple heart, yeah I hope this time I get a purple lung. . . you see eventually I, I hope to build an entire purple person. . . . and we will be best friends."

[blackbeard04]

maybe you should ask for a purple brain

[ATLFalcons1208]

LOL @ 1:30 caboose gets shot and says OW

[HisLilArmyGirl]

where is tucker's kid?

[Arlen10]

Yah, what happened to andy?

[apersonwhoisamember]

good point

[Shotstar124]

hegot captured by sarge and then (i hope) he got buried with sarge

[awsumsteve5]

church killed him.

[IVIasterAtHaI03]

Finally, someone that copies a video but doesn't claim it as there own! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!

[gissiez]

wheres andy? did i miss something?

[randommuchlol888]

Sarge took him

[KinZeal]

I just realized, where the fuck is Lopez? I guess I missed something, forgot or no one knows. xD

[ArbiterPizza]

mabye shes out of ammo, ill go check, (boom) nope, she still has ammo

Too frickin funny rite there rofl

[stringy14]

woah tread lightly dude, tread lightly

[penutbuttersamich25]

you know i wasn't scared till just right now.

you gotta luv caboose. :3

[matmon01]

yeah thats what the last guy said and now i cant stop sraching

[Sneezlebob]

"Shes a badass shes kinda hot"

[Rocketbuddy5287]

This is one of my favorite Red vs Blue vids

[zombiee101]

lmao sister has crabs and i think sister and caboose would make dumbass family lmao

[jakedee010]

lol Caboose funny as normal

[jazzbonesjohnny]

whoa tread lightly dude tread lightly ROFL!!!!!!!~!

[laly305]

tread lightly dude tread lightly

[spunk0ransom0love]

why is grif's sister named Sister?

[videokid513]

um, cause roosterteeth was being lazy

[sniper00501]

makes sense....

[3chibirobo]

well in the army you go by your last name since grifs sister has the same last name as grif there would be two grifs, so they just called her sister

[cmjf09]

I do believe dude just muffed up. ROFL

[nintendomanofgod]

wait u mean to tell me i was gone a few WEEKS and you already got ANOTHER GIRL?//

lmao

[ashdroper]

all he did was yell at us and tell us we suck lol

[emokid761]

yay tex is back

[Paparoach587]

What episode did Omaly first come in? I want to see that episode where Caboose is like. Sarge look! A sleeping person! ( lol ) uhh Caboose, hes not sleeping. Hes dead. Rest in peace. Ass whole.

[asherman10]

somewhere in the 40's

[gamer7132dude]

paparoach587, its rest in peace, SCUMBAG

[Paparoach587]

I know I hadn't seen the whole episode when I left that comment.

[DDDdurrrrr]

"that would just be interfering with gods plan" lmfao this shit is great

[mariomaker26]

"dont worry baby ill protect you"

"yea... thats wut the last guy said n now i cant stop scratchin!"

[breakingbenjaman12]

ya know i wasent actually scared until right just now lol

[TWEWrestlingSociety]

lol RETREAT lmfao loved that

[C0rran05]

umm... to lateralus001, u ever heard of sarcams? "i'm sure he's at his house crying"

Yeah, if you can't tell that thats sarcasm, I agree trippleye; u need therapy.

Not saying its right for TheXGamerz claim as his own, but everyone already knows it not anyways, so who cares? If RvsB don't compain, why should i? If I hear they complained, THEN i'll care. Some.

[haru010203]

caboose chosse the perfect time to get scared

[lateralus011]

again this XGamerz fucker just presents rvb like it's his shit, advertising his site before and after like he made it. saying "thanks for watching" like we took the time out of our day to watch one of his creations. the only time he even mentions roosterteeth is in the description where after advertising his site he gives them a special thanks! really motherfucker! really they get a special thanks? THEY MADE IT YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! fuck you!

[Trippleye333]

ok we heard you the last time...shut the hell up...if u dont approve of his videos then go watch them somewhere else, I'm sure he's at his house crying about your post here...

But I will continue to watch this guys videos because they are very clear and alot better quality then the other rvb videos out here.

I suggest therapy if this makes you that angry...that or have your ovaries examined for bleeding

[lateralus011]

haha you talk about him crying over my comment and then say i need MY ovaries checked? Guess what...he's not it's just you that do that. I got like 10 replies from people that agree with me and then you feel bad cause you think he's at home crying? I'd make fun of you more right now but I'm afraid you'd slit your wrists.

[ADAMSLAYER1995]

seriosly...CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[goku33339]

yeah wow 10 REPLIES THATS GOING TO MAKE THIS GUY STOP HIS VIDS, yeesh just shut thye fuck up and let ppl enjoy these vids!

[ADAMSLAYER1995]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[COLONEL321]

you know, u really need to chill because it's not really a big deal. u watched it right? if it sucked so much y did you? so u should chillax and stop making a problem out of nothing. i mean, just stop being a big hater.

[omnisaloon]

thats the best system ever

[SrgtBrooks]

tred lightly dude, tred lightly

[Haloking222222]

lol did u guys see da new rvb

[kingofchaos12344]

Her name is tex and her code name was nevada not texas btw

[nativedude232]

actuly it is tex on the burnies said nevda as sacrasm dude

[SaidAdem3]

O shit. Texas is JELOUS!!

[BlueSharkBoy434]

"Why aren't you guys dating anymore?"

"Are you seriously asking that question right now?!" Lol.

[xXGH3xXmAsTERxX]

Last time i got shot i got a purple heart this time i hope to get a purple lung see i hope to build my own purple person and we will be best friends. Lmao

[SPOOKYTOM1]

are there any halo 3 ones apart from reconstruction ones??

[Charagrin]

Halo 3 comes later. it hadn't come out yet when these were made.

[tacoblocko]

its really funny when caboose got shot in the head"ow"

[JohnnyTundra]

That was churche >.>

[tacoblocko]

no it was caboose, look closely at the armor color and listen closely to the voice. its caboose. its kind of amazing how caboose didn't die from that but that is awesome that he didn't =D

[JohnnyTundra]

holy crap, really? O.o My bad >.>

[tacoblocko]

its ok =O

[preciseshot]

no actually it was church because remember only church and tex can die trust me i watched this thing like 3 times anyway he had a sniper rifle and church always has a sniper rifle

[tacoblocko]

no it was caboose, at 1:46 he says he got shot. well he doesn't say it but, he says "last time i got shot i got a purple heart" so yeah he does get shot, plus when CABOOSE got shot the one to the right has a sniper, not the one all the way to the left who is CABOOSE! CABOOSE got shot. plus again hear the voice when it says "ow"? well that is caboose's voice.

[preciseshot]

remember he got shot in the foot by Church? Watch it again Church says he will go look and than he said IM GOING TO GET MY BODY BACK. Thats the biggest hint that its church because he the one that dies every 5 minutes remember?

[tacoblocko]

OH! your talking about when they are hiding from tex talking to sister! i am talking about when they are running caboose gets shot

[bloodwrage]

oh, she's kinda hot

[supportAntiEmo]

"I got a screenshot of you flailing on the way down, guess who's got a new desktop background!"

[seantres3]

I hope to eventually build a purple person and we will be best friends

[Bacon4Alex45]

HEY TEX, STOP FIRING YOU STUPID BITCH!lol thats funny shit.

[skatergyrl13]

"HEY TEX, stop firing, you stupid bitch!" lol

[darkdoodle333]

WHOA! Tread Lightly Dude Tread Lightly! LMAO

[Killamakaze]

nice recon work!

I'm gonna go get my body back.

lol

[indgosaurora]

HEY TEX, stop firing, you stupid bitch!

[indgosaurora]

last time i got shot, i got a purple heart. this time i hope i get a purple lung, i hope to build a purple person, and we will be best friends.

[Jiraiya23]

ummm, in the 50s episodes? Church got blown back in time, and his was in his regular body like a long time ago, and when he finally caught up to the future, he got his normal body back, because he stopped everything from happening.

[MitchellMcMaugh]

But when the bomb goes off they get sent into halo 2....and when crunchbite shows up he scares church out of his body....same with tex

[omegasoundwave]

no it's fluffy!! the alien that only loves!! ...... and crunchbite. ..... wait it 's Fluffbite!!

[brawlmaster202]

just wat cabooose would say

[aaron8r]

y dont the people asking all the questions watch the whole series!?

[itachicoolest]

what happened to donut?!?

[deatthtrigger]

A plane fell on him, watch the other episodes.

[darknessenchanter]

he was smashed by a pelacin and fell in a cave

[tennisfreak232]

a purple person and we will be frieendssss rofl!!!

[gagnorhawkk]

Retreat!!!

[GearsFan08]

hahaha caboose jus needs a friend hahaha

[GGUNDAMFAN34]

The reason why Church is able to get back in the body that was shot in the head is because it is a robot body right?

[paperclip533]

he didnt go back to the body that was shot in the head. the body that was shot in the head was sarge.

[xhaloxelite]

i dont get it, if church is dead in a dead body, when he got shot in the head with a sniper by tex, why cant he just go to tex in his body, get shot, go back in his body, and keep doing that until he reaches tex, and then talk to her, of just go to her as a ghost so he dosnt have to keep going back in his body. so i dont get why he is scared, he is already dead. and if he dies again, nothing happens, just turns into a ghost. and he can go back in any body he wants, so why does it matter??????

[50629]

because he wants his own body

if he possess a dead body he would just be lying there dead

watch like the 9th or tenth episode

[xhaloxelite]

ive just relized this, church was like cabbose, so you want me to posses my dead body, and caboose was like yes, than church said roting away for my entire life? yes. okay, ill be sure to get right on that. so if he posseses his dead body when tex sniped him in the head, whould he be rotting away for all eternity? becassue when he got sniped in the head by tex, he got back in his body which was already dead. so if he got in his body that time, why wouldnt he do it when cabbosed told him to???

[greenlantern2021]

Church has possessed a robot body who used to be the red teams lopez so if he gets shot in the head he can get back in the body and just act like nothing happend. nothing a little paint and patching cant fix.

[kb84life]

ffs its a comedy series its not supposed to make much sence.

[Ladynightstalker101]

You mean to tell me, I'm gone for a few weeks, and you get a new girl?!

Oh um...

Tread lightly... tread lightly...

I wasn't actually scared until right now... XD love this series :D