Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Music - Stop! Thief!

[oblivion1241]

STOP!You violated the law!Pay the Kecleon a fine or serve your sentence! XD

[Doomshroom8]

This is my story (its true)

me: *puts money in bank* lets go in a dungeon. *sees kecleon* hi

kecleon: welcome to my shop

me: *buys all items* how much

kecleon: 50,000

me: ok lemme check my wallet *sees its empty* sorry, my wallet is empty. i have all my money in the bank.

kecleon: STOP! THIEF!

me: shouldve known...........

[shockzekrom]

Kecleon: Help! Stop Thief!

Me: HOLY CRAP RUN RIPJAW (Totodile)

*Walks into a monster house*

[alecnathan1]

There was an explosion trap near the market, the Kecleon got hurt, and... I got murdered.

[ZobmieRules]

Haha, I loved using my most powerful pkmn to kill keckleons (I believe only for like 13 exp?) and just run around until another keck would tp to me and try to kill me! xD

PS. Steal EVERYTHING from Keck shop, then use escape orb!

Lead Pkmn: U mad, Keckleon?

Keckleon: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[MrJoeyWheeler]

@ZobmieRules if you escape orb in Sky, Time and Darkness you lose the stuff you stole.

Keckleon: Kekekekek! I get the last laugh! *turns stolen items into plain seeds*

[ZobmieRules]

@MrJoeyWheeler Really? Ha! I actually havn't tryed to rob keckleon since red/blue! Good thing I didn't! xD

[MrJoeyWheeler]

@ZobmieRules even back then I didn't know about the escape orb trick. Man I was pissed off when I realised my stuff was turned into plain seeds.

[HeavyTrolling]

599 damage from Kecleon's normal attack!?  WTH?

[PokeMasterBlaster123]

whale: this is a robbbery gimme yo god damn money!

kecleon: stop! thief!

whale: i said gimme yo money bitch!

*kecleon attacks*

kecleon: im an undercover cop! gimme all the money u stole

whale: oh fuck

kecleon:wait im not actually a cop. im a frycook at the kecleon shop

whale: can i have some peeled chestnuts?

[cccaymol]

This marchandise is 1000P, would you care to buy it?

No, I only have 950. I don't wanna buy it, so you can keep thes-

"STOP, THEIF!"

No, no, n-

*Dungeon is swarmed by Kecleon*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU-

[ShupaRoeh]

kecleon:can't let you that robber

Robber:oh crud!

Robber:Aaah!

[Kpnfy]

Shoplifter: *grabs food, gets the heck out of there*

Shopkeeper: Hey! Thief! * this music plays*

Shoplifter: Heh heh heh...*suddenly tons of shopkeepers appear*

Shoplifter: Aw crap!

[StratoArctica9000]

I remember the time I had a lv100 Swampert with max stats and max IQ and went up against an army of those lizards. It was AWESOME! I took down at least 200 before the wind picked up XD

[pokewiz309]

They should seriously think about using kecleons instead of police during bank robberies...Its be super effective!

[HawkFroster]

nothing gets more angrier than a lizard with carpet

[KRONE672]

Remember being in level 60 or something, when I accidentally stepped out of the shop. The keckleon killed me with one hit...

[pokemon5555100]

(PMD 2)) Marill: hey Kecleon i wanna buy an apople please! Kecleon: well here you go! that'll be 10 P Marill: ~gives the money to Kecleon~ here you are Kecleon: thank you dear have a great da! hope no one kills ya! Marill: thank you bye! ~goes off~ Kecleon:i would never kill that little guy he is so nice! ^ ^ Marill: oh mr Keckleon! Kecleon: what is it? Marill:we got 2 apples instead of one! Kecleon: THIEF!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! Marill:i didn't man to get 2 Kecleon: WHO CARES?!

[HeartofAlexia]

Whoa! Where did all those Kecleon come from...they must be multiplying like rabbits.

[XMikuruAnimeX]

Me: Ohh, that looks nice! How much?

Kecleon: 50000 P

Me: WTF! What a rip I can't afford that!

Kecleon: YOU MUST DIE!

Me:What? Okay okay here take the item back! See? I put it on the mat I don't need it!

Kecleon: YOU TOUCHED IT SO YOU PAY FOR IT!

Me: But I gave it back!

Kecleon: DIEEEE!

Me: 0_0'

[Dragonking246810]

@XMikuruAnimeX that happended to me yesterday...

[Dragonking246810]

@XMikuruAnimeX that happended to me

[danny2000828]

The Trawl Orb!! The perfect orb for stealing items for lowlife, lazy, weak idiots!!!

Only 999,999.99$!!!!! Buy today!!! (warning, trawl orb may result in getting murdered by kecleon and his many, many, many brothers...)

[The1AndOnlyMike]

*Picks up a fuckton of Gummis*

*Opens wallet, a moth flies out*

Me: Oh I seem to not be able to afford these Gummis, I'll just put them bac...

Kecleon: STOP THIEF!!!!!

*Zillions of Kecleons appear out of nowhere*

*Attempts to escape using Escape Orb*

*Had no effect*

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU-

[Excallyburr]

*places down a gummi in the shop*

Kecleon: Oh. *takes out money and hands it to me* Have this for the gummi.

Me: Nah you can have it for free.

Kecleon: WHAT!? *sends a fuckton of Kecleon against me*

Me: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

[BadFriendsTrioBLT]

Kecleon: So, you wanna buy these items~? :D

Player: ... Actually, no, I think I'll just put them back, I don't really nee-

Kecleon: BITCH PLEASE.

-Kecleon clones. Kecleon clones everywhere-

[vionicle]

Kecleon: Stop! I've been--

Ginji: Fine... Here's my damn credit card! Sooo much money on the thing!

Kecleon: Oh? We don't accept credit cards at this time.

Ginji: WAAAAHHHHH!!!

[rarityunknown]

Trawl Orb - Sends all items on the dungeon floor to you! (Warning: Trawl Orb may get you murdered by Kecleon)

[evee608]

@rarityunknown why didnt they put that in the information

trawl orb:sends all items on the dungeon floor to you!

however if you use it when theres a kecleon shop it might result in one pissed off kecleon

[ptxsptxs]

@rarityunknown That why it's called Troll Orb! XD

[spartamixfan]

the weird thing is if you beat him regardless of strength hes only worth 14 points. and if that isnt bad enough he multiplys and keckleon appears all over the place! so once i just turned the asshole into an item using my itemizer orb. i wish it was an apple though.... >:P

[ChargePichu75]

This is why I bought those seeds that make you walk through walls, but damn I saw like 20 kecleon after me, good thing I stocked on apples too xD

[Bobtailthecat]

Kecleon should be reconcidered as a legendary...

Tried to get one today, and ended up dieing...

I wonder if it's better to kill it when your still in the shop...

Like using Stick, Iron Thorn, Silver Thorn, Gravelrock...

Wait...

Gravelrock is only good for Sheninja...

[Typhlosionrider]

I wonder if kecleon can get you if you are a kecleon too?

[Bobtailthecat]

How to make this song more epic:

1. Rob a bank

2. Get in a car

3. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE POLICE!!!

[dankithox]

kecleon:hey brother can i take all of your TMs

kecleon(2):only i you pay for they

some minutes later....

keckeon:help i was robbed

kecleon(+8000):wheres is the thief?

kecleon(thief):i dont now.

[AccountErrorBot1]

... I remember I stole one item from the shop. It's a rare TM. I got away with it. I was level 76 and kicked their ass. :3

[JFrombaugh]

Bulbasaur: (uses Trawl Orb)…Oh yeah, look at all these items!

Kecleon: (distant shouting) Help! I’ve been robbed! Help me catch the thief!

Bulbasaur: EEP! RUN!

[ColdHeartedSnivy]

I like reading all the comments to this vid C:

[Boggle1212]

This music makes me want to have a playthrough of this game....

I think I will! And i will record it. Come on by people to watch some PMD madness with commentary!

[anthonyigg]

My sceptile started pwing them since lv65

[PokeZillaX3000]

Imo this is better than the one in MD2. It's a lot more upbeat and less serious.

[Naglfar94]

my level 100 riolu always gets taken out by critical hits by kecleon once he killed me 16 times so all my reviver seeds were gone

[pichustar15]

i threw a doom seed at a kecleon once.. it said that its level dropped to lv. 89

kecleon are all lv. 90 O.O i always wondered why i took like above 200 damage from a slash or a psybeam

[Gahsu]

This is why I always check I've got enough money to pay BEFORE I step out of the shop tiling...

[darkriku97]

kecleon: im sorry you dont have enough money for that.....

swampert: .......ok ill just put it ba-

kecleon: THIEF! THIEF! IVE BEEN ROBBED!!!!

swampert: OH WHAT THE HELL MAN I WAS GONNA PUT IT BACK! *runs off*

[anthonyigg]

i pwn em with sceptile bullet seed killed 2-5 in 1pp so i can steal anything and move to the next but damm! inventory full!!

[TreeckoJedi9]

First time I stole from kecleon my client attacked me so

[superbirdlover111]

I remember when I accidentally bought something I didn't want and accidentally walked out with it...

[selvut998]

Kecleon: Ok, so you want an Apple, 2 Red Gummis, a Trawl Orb, and a Dig TM, correct?

Swampert: Yup! And here's 9000 Poke to cover it all.

Kecleon: Thank you for your business; I await your next visit.

(Next Floor)

Swampert: Ok, here's the stairs...let's use this Orb, see what we can get.

(Uses Trawl Orb)

Swampert: Sweet! I can't believe my luck! I must've skipped out on like, 4 monster houses! There's so much stuff!

Kecleon: Stop! THEIF!!!!!!

Swampert: Oh god...

[acetrainer95]

Most badass shopkeeper ever >_>

[MewEeveeSkitty1]

Kecleon: That'll cost 9999 poke

Me: No I won't pay for it!

Kecleon: Thief!

Me: *Uses tackle and escapes*

The next day

Kecleon: Hello, what do you want to buy?

Me: ...(Kecleons have the shortest memory ever...)

[sengfar964]

whenever i go out exploring, i bring an orb that brings all items on the floor to me so if i find a shop with decent shit, i use it just before i advance to the next floor, if i do rob the store, i use a paralysis orb, or warp orb to keep them away from me

[ZIOM5000pl]

Lugia pwns shopkeepers! Checked by me! :D

[LatiasLatios1]

do you knwo what?kecleon is on level 90

[222Julchen222]

i like this music most

[Lewisglitches]

Its stupid. If you try to buy something with not enough money, they think your a thief. WHY CAN'T THEY TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR BANK?

[VictiniVictoryStar]

@Lewisglitches Agree, but they don`t know your password XD

[LarryCrotts]

Mudkip: I dont wanna pay.

Kecleon:GET HIM!!! HE STOLE MY GUMMIS ABD MY GOLD RIBBONS!!!!!!

Mudkip:Lol Yeah Right. -Uses Hydropump+9000 (Ginseng)

Kecleon Took 1 damage

Kecleon uses tackle

Mudkip took 100000000000000000 damage

Mudkip:Aw crap

[YoshiFan978]

@LarryCrotts Lol, Kecleon cannot learn Tackle. :P

[MikiMikiDouga]

I remeber those good times when i stole from kecleon.

and i thought i was so cool and the best, cuz ya know, i O-D on training my team crapos and shyt, and then when i steal, i think ima win but in 1 hit, R.I.P

[JUNIORSAMPO]

once there was in room me, kecleon and enemy. i dont know what happendet but kecleon beated up that enemy

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

What I despised about Kecleon so much was his cruel habit of replacing everything I owned with plain seeds.... he may as well have left me with nothing, that would have been better actually... because I had to waste time either throwing away or selling those near worthless seeds!!

[822jana]

I succeeded 5 theiving attemps. But I Renewed my game so it wont be easy to K-O Kecleon

[Froboy102]

I'm scared of Kecleons now DX O.O

Those things turn into the fking hulk if you steal from them :(

[822jana]

@Froboy102 Kecleon is only lv. 50. You can beat him around 77 or 78.

[Froboy102]

@822jana Yeah i know, I didn;t actually try this by the way. Lol xD

[turtwig077]

@froboy102 In pokemon mystery dungeon 2, Me & my partner were at level 82, and every attack we do is 1 damage...

[dankithox]

@822jana Kecleon is in level 90 XD

[gamma3adhexius]

Kecleon: That Apple will be 25 P. Is that okay?

Squirtle: NO!

Kecleon: Help me stop the thief!

Squirtle: I was just kidding, I'll pay--

*BOOM BOOM SMASH STRIKE SLASH BANG*

Kecleon: Wow! Lots of Reviver Seeds! GANG! Bring in the Plain Seeds!

[1yoshi79]

Never mess with a Lizard that owns a Carpet.

[sampasav]

@1yoshi79 LOL

[sampasav]

@1yoshi79 according to what i have seen dont mess with SHOPKEEPERS in general 0_0

[edd4223]

@1yoshi79  i killed a kecleon b4 but then it called over a friend

[DerbluFTW]

One time an difficult enemy stepped on an explosion tile, and destroyed some merchandise. Then, I just stood there and let kecleon take out the enemy for me :D

[sampasav]

@DerbluFTW Are you saying kecleon will fight enemys if they destroy merchandise or take it too?

[DerbluFTW]

@sampasav Yup, It was hilarious

[sampasav]

@DerbluFTW :D OH BOY I GOT TO USE HIM AS A SHEILD SOMETIME XD CANT WAIT TO TRY IT!!!!! 

[HaloPokemon5Master]

@sampasav No, they'll attack you as if you were the one who strolled through their store...

[Jolteon39]

The first time I robbed Keckleon's Store, I used a Warp Orb to get rid of him, and the stairs were in the room to the left, luckily for me.

[thezebracakes]

@Jolteon39 when i stole from him i spamed my uber linked moves lol

[Littleremp1]

Kecleon: you all wish you could steal but i'm @#$%in' level 90 and its almost impossible to recruit me... WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough*

[PumaTheEvil]

Tropius: *Wakes up, sees Kecleon* YOU DARE WAKE ME UP IN MY TERRITORY LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!!! *Thunder cloud forms obove kecleon, kecleon and the other pokemon disinigrate into dust* ?????????????????????????

[PumaTheEvil]

Tropius: *sleeps on a tree branch*

Wigglytuff: OK, now what?

Kecleon: We need all the items by FORCE!!!!!

Tropius:Huh? *wakes up*

Sunflora: Zip it! *covers Kecleon's mouth*

Kecleon: *muffled*:MPH phm mrph! *We need the other pokemon!*

Sunflora: Oh, right.

*please relpy continuing the story*

[DarksideCydaquil]

Please continue!

[PumaTheEvil]

-the next day-

Tropius: Yawn... now another day of ro-

Outside: TROPIUS! COME OUT WITH YOUR WINGS UP! THIS IS CHARIZARD POLICE!

Tropius: Aww s**t! *come out the door with wings up, makes a sly smile*

Charizards: HAHAHAHA! Finally.

Tropius: *winks, uses Bullet Seed at all Charizards, Charizards faint*

Charizard 1: Augh....

Wigglytuff: I'll take the challenge. *Sunflora comes from bushes* Me too! *A whole mess of pokemon appear*

All: We will not fail!

*please reply*

[TheGammerFreak]

I was powerful enough to put up a fight, but he killed me before I was able to get away! He killed me! He sure is very powerful!

[blitzprog]

After killing hundreds i recruited one and realised he was Level 90. His doublespeed was removed however

[PiePiyo]

@blitzprog O_o

[PumaTheEvil]

Tropius (me): I'll buy this apple. I'm starving!

Kecleon: That will be 25 Poke!

Tropius: NO WAY! *KOes Kecleon*

Kecleon (30): GET HIM!!!!!!!!

Tropius: *runs to stairs* -next day-

Kecleon: Hey, have you seen my brother?

Tropius: Uh..... no?

Kecleon: Oh no!

Tropius: *KOes Kecleon 2, stealing all TMs and Orbs* MUAHAHA! I'M SO EEEEVIIL!!!!!!!!!

[Cyndaquilisawesome]

How did you survive long enough to record this?

[PiePiyo]

@Cyndaquilisawesome He probably took it from the soundtrack or paused the game

[thezebracakes]

@Cyndaquilisawesome sit in one spot

[Klepha]

Me: *takes a pebble from shop that only costs 1 poke*

Kecleon: Can you pay?

Me: Huh? Pay?!

Kcleon: I'VE BEEN ROBED!!!

Me: OMG, IT WAS JUST A PEBBLE!! FINE I'LL PUT IT BACK! >:( *puts back*

Kecleon: GET HER!

Me: WHAT?!!!! ARE YOUN THAT STUPI- *faints*

[NeotyKairyu2]

Kecleon: You dare steal from my shop!?

YOU MUST DIE. *summons a million more Kecleon*

[KittyCatAddict]

Me: RUNNN AWAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Partner: OH CRUD!!!!!!!!

Kecleon with a billion Kecleons behind him: THEEIIIIIIIFFFFF!!!

[badbidof2]

i can still beat him now i've done it more then over 9000 times.

[darkriku97]

moral of the story: if you steal from kecleons shop, you get a free can of ass kicking

[DoctorPencilK]

This song scares me.

[asherjosiah]

Pokemon:S***!!

Kecleon: You Must Die!!!

[badbidof2]

so elsey 4 me now and then i find him at lv 70 to lv100!

[badbidof2]

no mater what ya do HE KEEPS COMEING BACK WTF im 100

[skittysrule]

Your a century old?

[kanjunkson]

dont steal when youre level 10 or something like that i did it and*shows bruises*but i did it level 93 lol i only do it to get item and kecleon as friend

[DarknessWolf101]

i have deafeted that guy tons of times! but he keeps multiplying!!!! dang!

[lickmynutsplease]

Kexleon knocked da FUCK out of me when i stole......

and i sure did learn my lesson from that,until i stole again and

sure enough kecleon whipped my ass and gave me over 200

damage.

[YoshiDude27]

That's what happens in real life.

If you steal from someones store, then a kecleon is going to come to kill your ass.

[WhisperwindPancake]

I remember doing that on accident.

But... I was prepared for Explorers of Time! So much easier! XDDD

[sampasav]

@YoshiDude27 I kno this is late BUUUUUT

It's just how life is

DONT FUCK WITH SHOPKEEPERS

[wolfehzzareawsome]

@YoshiDude27 i did it by accident once -_- i was on the last floor and i got my ass kicked

[ebiry]

kinda funny if you think about it you have to rob his ass, kick his ass, then he becomes your friend???

game designer humor i guess

[bluefire773]

"I dun't wanna pay for this, Kecleon."

"Oh, that's alrig---- HEY!!! Get the fuck back here!!"

"nuuu!!!" TToTT

"alright, fine, if you wanna do this the hard way. HEEYAA!!!"

"get the FUCK off me!! Hya!!! Yes, I won!!!"

the next day...

"Hey Kecleon, where's your brother?" pikachu asks. Squirtle looks around nervously...

"I haven't seen him since he went to the great canyon."

"uh... uh... YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!" O-e

[NatureGuy97]

I hate Kecleon. At the same time Kecleon murdered me, one of my flowers died.

Curse you Keckers!

[MisterVidicus]

"Uh... Ill take this now!"

"DIE LITTLE FUCKER!"

[roi432]

way better than the second one

[Refubol]

hey thank u so much I wus looking for this song :)

[cacaskie]

you know there is a easy way to steal from there shops use a trawl orb pick up every item that you need but you have to be quick! but before you do that you need to see what items they have that you like. p.s when you use a trawl orb be near the stairs i hope this helps! :)

[wizzydabutthead]

those kecleon suck! i pwn them with one normal attack (the a button). so it's funny stealing from them.

but it sucks that theres a very low recruit chance. X.x

[leehsin001]

@wizzydabutthead

i would suggest using something like gameshark or action replay youll probably survive all of them

[Firestar77777]

Best music in the game.