Top 5 Reasons Fallout 3 Kicks ASS! Parody Video

[hooha96]

THEN THERES THE FAT MAN LAUNCHER AND YOU LAUNCH IT LIKE...(FAIL)..LEMME-...(SHOOT­S)..DYAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[AttackMyAss]

Anyone else never use VATS?

It's pointless, and broken.

[123456supersunny]

Forget oblivion with guns its skyrim with guns + a little bit more awesome

[xtimberwolfx13]

Its really great seeing these old videos after watching your new ones, and observing your improvements. Keep up the good work!

[01animeking]

im playing it right now

[shadowraptor888]

I'm still playing this game, it's so awesome..

[blainecol]

@shadowraptor888 Same here. I have every achievement and I have done everything there is to do but I don't care I keep playing the game every now and then.

[SuperIpadReviewer6]

BEST GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sparkybigptalkshow]

Fallout 3= BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!

[blainecol]

@sparkybigptalkshow Hells yes.

[SteelerFan7Films101]

counting all of the profiles i made on fallout i have at least 400-500 hours in that game and at least 300 in new vegas

[paradyneT101]

I put 394.1 hours in fallout 3

[malakyte666]

what's the name of the song that plays in the beginning of the video?



[KingWasabe777]

jks*



[KingWasabe777]

lol kjs

[KingWasabe777]

its the 30's not 50's u idiot

[charmmuffin]

@KingWasabe777 lol it's not u dumb fuck it's the 50 if you dont know that your fuckin stupid and dont know ashit about the fallout game

[PirateoftheTouYube]

@charmmuffin Cant tell if that guy was trolling or stupid...

[gabeyoung12345]

@Iloverock2571 xD Same. I'm going to have to play that now.

[CassDaMan1138]

Joe has sure came along way since his show got picked up for Blister Thumbs/ ThatGuyWithTheGlasses

[mslego9]

i can come up with 29 reasons why its awesome!

[ChooChooCris]

Nuka Cola, its the best of cola :)

[evilmonkey3656]

There's also that weapon you can find that shoots 8 mini nukes at once..

[Mr95slash95]

Congradu-fucking-lations. I'm happy you like this guy SO much. Go fuck him in the ass. I'm pretty sure I'm aloud to say whatever I want considering this is America and we're aloud to speak our thoughts about the retarded or the gay. Have fun with your "Angry Joe." Let's hope he treats you better in bed than your mother. I'm done here.

[Anonomous0C]

@Mr95slash95 I hope you know, when you're on the internet, you're not just IN America, You're also in England, Germany, Italy, Russia, and so on. Every country has access to the internet :P This isnt America, THIS, IS, THE INTERNET! -Sparta kicks your troll ass-

[Mr95slash95]

@Anonomous0C Hmmm. I'm pretty sure the internet was invented in the USA. America rules. I don't care where you're from but I'm an american and I'm proud of it. -America bombs your gay ass-

[Anonomous0C]

@Mr95slash95 -stops feeding the troll-

[DMonGamer]

I love the rocket it launcher... Feed that bad ass with teddy bears and attacks Deathclaws with it... Didn't play out to well...

[Mr95slash95]

okay there were good points put this guy pissed me off. is he supposed to act like hes five or is he just fucking retarded. calm down and take your medication dumbass.

[reversecolin1256788]

@Mr95slash95 yes thats his thing he acts like a kid

[Mr95slash95]

@reversecolin1256788 Is there supposed to be something funny about it or is it just immature?

[reversecolin1256788]

@Mr95slash95 personally i find it humorous but not everyone does so its up to oppinion

[LordFeast58]

@Mr95slash95 Calm the fuck down man. People do like him unlike you who only like to comment something on YouTube with pathetic attempts to make people support you with mindless self expression in the internet. Go talk to your personal friends and see if they agree with you.

[howtoguro]

@LordFeast58 Apparently your new to the internet, DFFTT or in other words Don't Fucking Feed Trolls Please. :D btw if your looking up fallout videos it at least means you have taste in games.

[WarThug13]

Nuka Cola, its the best of cola.

[e12agent]

This song is awesome, someone please tell me what's it's title

[Superbowser100]

im confused, lee from still gaming (which im preeeetty sure you know) said the storyline was terrible.....im going with your opinion

[mygamingz]

lol RIGHT IN THE NUTZZ

[homeworld523]

Thats 7:24 minutes of Fallout 3 gameplay i want back ! i already knew its awesome !

[Matthawk12]

that reminds me, I should play Fallout 3 now XD

[allotheabove123]

Its funny that Bethesda is based in Rockville. Both of which are places in MD. And i live in Germantown.... the Germantown Police HQ looks nothing like Germantown MD lol

[awsomeDualshock]

he left when the character was about 20, not on his bithday when he was like 10...Joe.um.your off by at least 10 years...

[1videoes]

@awsomeDualshock 9

[Deekin1234]

You are an embarrassment. I hope you choke to death on a pinecone.

[wowdude1209]

@Deekin1234 wtf he is awesome

[runedude65]

my fallout just got the perfect circle -_-

[thesimpsonsfan8270]

better pick this game up

[aconxcon]

On 5:40 I'm the best and if u could kick people in the nuts for it I would use that as a finisher

[Querty1995]

Being not that much of an RPG fan, I still enjoyed this game a whole lot!

[DeM0555]

This guy better lay off the jet

[lilkay95]

@DeM0555 yeah, or else he'll end up like paulie

[Chris6570]

nuclear explores FTW! :D

[thatfallout3guy]

So I'm finally not the only one that thinks Fallout 3 had a good story?

[Danlightpower]

@thatfallout3guy everybody thought the story was amazing but the core of the game is the amount of content in it

[thatfallout3guy]

@Danlightpower I could not agree more, and I love the fact that I can do it whenever I wanted and how I wanted to do it.

[godofnerfwars13]

i wonder why all joe's old stuff isnt on his website? :(

[L3g3ndkill4]

This was the best game ever!

[mountedgranadas]

it would have been awesome if at the V.A.T.S. spoof that you marked his bodyparts in green and higlighted his balls with Balls 95%

[palindinX]

@mountedgranadas But if you have the "Bloody Mess" perk than....oh my god.....

[AtomicStarBurst]

1:58 HAHAHA hilarious.

[IggyHazard]

Needs iron sights. Yeah, it's an RPG first and an FPS second (and a third-person adventure third). But still, the fact that it's typically played in first person -- and we're past the year 2004 -- is enough of a reason to anti-not have iron sights. Sure, there's a mod, but there shouldn't have to be a mod for something that should be standard by now. New Vegas has it standard but it's left off laser weapons for no apparent reason.

[ArabDragonArtist93]

bethesda is Not the rpg leaders, I believe its BIOWARE!!!!!!

[ElectricMetalGod]

@ArabDragonArtist93 so should I get mass effect when its on ps3?

[ArabDragonArtist93]

@ElectricMetalGod Hell Yeah!!! Depend upon u have u played the demo?

[spiritual101]

3:33 - 3:44

I laughed way to hard at this.

I hate to ask a question you've most likely been asked before.... But are you going to do a review of New Vegas?

[masterstalker2]

Not enough nukes, no where near 1/1000 of what should've been used

[slerbo]

its actually pronounced: bruschetta

[DanBonRP]

this is the video that set you on track to being a successful you tuber. also now i say bad ass alot

[ILikeToShootZombies]

great story? LOL great game? hell yes, a true fallout game? no sadly

[StrongMoustachio]

haha. i like your approach to reviewing games. 

[shamalc7]

yeah go bessteda

[strikecommando01]

theres a hell more reasons that fallout 3 is awersome

[WyattLanz]

I hate this guy

[PwnageFoU]

BESTHEDA

[10141Bloodslayer]

right in the nuts!

[Overlord360]

its a shame the story sucks penis

[jordy619hi]

@Overlord360 wtf no it isnt the story i think is better than oblivions story

[360doug]

@jordy619hi

To be honest i dont know why people dislike that story. It has a few twists aswell.

[jordy619hi]

@360doug no dont get me wrong i love the story on oblivion but i just think the story on fallout 3 is better

[TheOnlyPLatinum]

xDD hahahah omg fucking awesome :D

[guitarraplayer12]

sunkist thats nuka cola ftw

[puppypuppy41]

I literally put at least a hundred hours into Fallout 3, it kicks that much ass.

[cam5478]

@puppypuppy41 i put 375.34 hours in

[seriousman006]

@puppypuppy41 the whole fallout franchise is awesome XD

[phazon911]

only if bethesda made it to where u could kick them in the nuts in vats

[PlanetDeltroy]

I can't f'n wait till Fallout: New Vegas, its gonna be so badass. I hope that there is a secret military base with U.F.O.s in the desert, damn that would kick ass!

[link2past115]

6:00 he got pwnd with v.a.t.s

[makelelemakelele]

haha you cured my hangover with this, especially the rock-it launcher part lmao

[amcbub9th]

you kinda look like Jack Black

[ikonn21]

LOL the birthday part was hilarious

[Dragpk7]

man that was a ghetto ass birthday

[liljudge89am]

i dont think fallout 3 was that good

[saromon1989]

This is one BAD ASS super FAT VIDEO motherfallouter dude!

[KoalaOdder]

Well... you can't put rocks in the Rock-it-launcher :(

[hokage84]

LOL. epic

[zotrablue]

they should put in the dictionary  definition of kick ass - to kick ass .....a movie ......2 FALLOUT 3!!!

[amcbub9th]

Dude i subed man awesome!

[sonicboomish]

colin farrell

[1bigbottom]

in Fallout 1 and 2 you coud atcually target the groin

[manchajai]

LOL VATS WAS FUNNY!!!

[nemisis666eldiablo]

wow i can acually remember watching this when i first came out lol

[butterflybutchers]

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Colin Farrell?

Me <3 Fallout 3. If I lived in a video game, that would be it.

Plus, Liberty Prime is HAWT!

[CSargeP]

It's like this guy has never played the earlier Fallout games.

[TheOriginalPhoenix]

Oh Sarge.

[Deradundrum]

I think most people haven't.

[Munstalanda]

Godzilla nuke!

[pkerch00b1]

falout 30,00 infamous 30,00 metal gear solid 4 20,00 witch shall i buy!?! helpz me

[JPGamebuster]

@pkerch00b1 hard choice i have those 3 they all kick ass if you played mgs 12 and3 i recommend 4 if not buy fallout

[CGR0723]

funny shit made me laugh

[Cubs2010able]

I shall sub but not cuz im a bitch nor a ho

[fleadog12]

Uhh...I am truly sorry, but...fallout 3 is kind of(not completely) oblionized. Its still fun though.

[mrpivotwarlord]

@fleadog12 is oblionzed in the dictionary

and if you meen its like oblivion its co its make by the same people now dontmake me slap you with a wet fish while driving a atv with a chicken sitting on the back

[xXBladeBitXx]

Nicely made man :D

[xXRAWRANXx]

WILL KICK ASS? it already does!

[tobytobetobe]

that was really well done and very amusing

[zombiesurvivorful]

lol in the 1st 2 fallouts you can target the enemys nuts

[VoteTheDead]

have you?

[xtraman25]

fallout 3 might be the best game i've ever played, next to GTA series, Halo series, and Call of duty.

[zombiesurvivorful]

Bethesdas previous RPG Oblivion is better than Fallout 3

[bAnGeDcLiEnT1]

Fuck no... Oblivion was great but Fallout 3 is way superior...

[gfuzzy]

V.A.T.S. nutshot. Haha classic.

[SpoonedMan711]

3:38 NUTZ SACK!

[CamoJackv2]

Fallout 3 is the JESUS game! Bitches!

[Misha213]

ROFL!!!!! Your a fucking funny moron!

[henkdeveroveraar]

the only thing i dont like about it is that it keeps crashing D: otherwise great game

[TheJuggernaut85]

@henkdeveroveraar thats why u gotta get a console, don't matter if its a 360 or ps3, it wont crash on a console

[vgchamp]

@TheJuggernaut85 Yes it does crash. About 6/10 times after playing for about 1 hour itll crash.

[TheJuggernaut85]

@vgchamp i pulled an all-nighter from midnight to about 10 a.m. on a weekend, on a 360 playing fallout 3, on the one of the first 360's that came out, and i got that 360 literally the day it came out and everything was smooth... did the same at a friends place, but he had a ps3, and it was smooth... you guys must be playing on either a bootlegged disk or console...

[Kollynator]

@henkdeveroveraar Thats not the game's fault

[henkdeveroveraar]

@Kollynator not saying it is. but it`s an annoyance non the less.

[Danlightpower]

@henkdeveroveraar they cant polish a game that big

[R33ceSwaBy]

@henkdeveroveraar oblivion had the same problem for me D:

[OwnageByJ]

@henkdeveroveraar lol have you played FONV? great game, but bugs, glitches and crashes are so annoying!!!

[LucasimoTheGreat]

the 1st 2 had better storylines but the 3rd one has great gameplay

[LAKAIorPIE]

nuke a cola can

bottle on the side kick ass in the can

[Acrazyvideomakingguy]

omg lol at bstheda and its oblivion with guns

[supermegapasha]

oh not in the nuts XD

[hobbit2245]

The first 2 were better but the third is great also.

[GTGoingGoblin]

lol Gryzalazar, your'e just a fucking cock-sucking basement dwelling troll with no taste in good games, now fuck off, asshole

[deano9153]

lol 3:30-3:40 So funny lol

[Banjohero25]

haha I got another reason it kicks ass. You can listen to retro music while blowing up mutated abominationz and using chainsaw/knives to decapitate them!

[GeForce47]

oh yah lol

[deathandcourage]

Hey Joe did you get those atomic explosions from Godzilla?

LOL

[mrwickedal]

i loved both games oblivion and fallout. :)

but dont you think that they spent so much time working on the grafics, which is great, that they left out some awsome stuff from oblivion like arena, and so much random shit to explore and extended maps.

/(.) --- )

\(.)

[sandwalker94]

i love that 40- 50 feel of fallout 3 and it gets better cause it is in the future to and it has lazer weapons and robots i can go on all day about this

[thefalloutfan1]

bethesda will never fuck up so we know it will be a good game

morrowind: BADass

oblivion: BADass

fallout: SUPERMOTHERFUCKINGBADASS!

[jhonplok]

let's just admit that oblivion and fallout 3 were great games to most people.

and if u didn't appreciete it as much as I did or any other person. thats cool with me.

[noobking26]

i think theres way more stuff to do in oblivion than fallout 3

[Xetropod5000]

both games r awsome!

oblvion:

good weps

great creativity

quests

fallout 3:

graphics

weps

vats option

[PunkFreak331]

welcome to crap talk its between ville1236 and haimmaik and the winner is.......... haimmaik!!! ville1236 can go back to world of warcraft!

[suicidlebomber]

LOL at the NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!

nukes FTW!!!

[haimmaik]

fallout 3 does rock... + the 3 extensions...

BoomDowg.. not anyone can afford it... ones who cant may download it from torrent or something.. it worth the time

[cooldude10136]

the nuke explosions part was funny

[ilovecassandra22]

sorry but the game isnt that good. graphics could have been better and it really isnt a long game unless you buy the downloadable packs.

[ville1236]

lol stfu video game nerd

[ilovecassandra22]

Damn right im a video game nerd. and you are too since you watched the video faggot

[haimmaik]

fuck you for saying that fallout 3 isnt a good game.

Its art!. Obviously u dont know shit about pc gaming. Go back to play World of warcraft.

[ilovecassandra22]

Aww I'm so sorry i offended you you stupid cunt. And I play xbox 360, pc gamers are fags.

[Gryzalazar]

Console gamers tend to be retarded airheads that don't actually know much of anything, since PCs are much more versatile than consoles, they can never explore things quite as much, or are too lazy to. In fact, most game programmers got into programming because they wanted to make games. Guess what, you do all that on the computer. Computers > Consoles

[ilovecassandra22]

PC gamers are nerds with big glasses who do nothing but stick there noses into there games so shut the fuck up

[Gryzalazar]

World of Warcraft is a terrible game.

Fallout 3 is a terrible game.

Obviously YOU don't know shit about gaming.

Fallout 3 barely follows the original story, it totally destroys the options and paths of completing the game. There were hundreds of ways to do stuff in fallout 1+2! But no, the stupid 10 year old kids wanted their pretty graphics and Oblivion clone and terrible simplistic gameplay with no depth whatsoever (aka fallout 3)

[hobbit2245]

Hells Yeah Fallout 1 and 2 KILL Fallout 3.

[jhonplok]

Oblivion with guns?? FUCK YOU

greatest game ever, right after Oblivion

[noobjnh]

Fallout >

[Gryzalazar]

Oblivion sucks balls. Mediocre graphics, unstable engine, really fucked up lighting system, a whole 7 voice actors, and a game that is totally supported by its modder community base. Oh but all the quests are so fun and exactly the fucking same just like world of warcraft.

[1Spike455]

Actually your wrong, the engine is not unstable, for a fact, Oblivion is an amazing game, and that's how the based Fallout 3, the two are somewhat similar in controls/ some gameplay, the quests are entertaining and there's of detailed side quests just like fallout 3, 7 voice actors, are you fucking joking? In Oblivion it's the first game to have different voice actors for every different fucking character in the game !

[1Spike455]

oh and im not done, Do some research before you go bashing a game, even when they're made by the same company. and World of Warcraft is a really fun game, if it's not your thing stfu and stop bitching about it

[Gryzalazar]

Yeah I am calling oblivion AND fallout 3 shitty. I should be allowed to dis games if you are allowed to praise them. So it is pretty much you "bitching" about how great they are and I am "bitching" about how terrible they are. It is merely the same thing in reverse.

[1Spike455]

Hey buddy bitching is a form of complaining, wait no it's another over simplification of the work complaining and if you don't like the game so damn fucking much, why don't you get out your goddamn parents basement and live your life, instead of going on youtube videos and being an "E-Bitch" yes, you are, and now stfu and stop bitching you dumbass scrub.

[Gryzalazar]

Like I said before, it is the same thing in reverse so I really don't have much to "prove". Oh I am so hurt, living in my parent's basement? Like anyone has ever used that before. Maybe if I am such a dumbass, you don't need to waste your time with me seeing as you are vastly more intelligent than I.

[daRTHME55]

awsome kick ass video!

[BananaHeadMegan]

Fallout 3 kicks ass!

[Gryzalazar]

No it doesn't!

[TyOblivionMaster]

3:37 is the funniest thing i've seen all day