Applejack's hooves names

[megajebus]

My hands = Dinkle and Berg

My legs = Creepy ass Walkers.

My Head = Fuck-filled Jelly.

My arms = String cheese.

Genitals = Cream, Milk AND Fapplejack.

The names of my body parts.

- megajebus

[TheAngryBirdlover]

Head: Thinker

Arms: Hardpuncher and Lameass

hands: Writer and Computer-Mouse-Holder

Leg:Biggy and Quarrel

Feet:Stinky and Stinker

Lungs: Twirly and Spinny

Banana (that thing): Hotdog

[SomeKindaSpy]

Some Bronies are going to name their balls those names... Aren't they?

-_-

[MegaMittens]

Thumbs up if you pee in the middle of the toilet to assert dominance in the household.

[PugnaciousT15]

Hello, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Kicks McGee is on vacation.

[PsychoticSnake]

You know, I've met them. The doctors are still searching for my nose.

[aardmuz]

...and those two rarely ever meet...

(i'm a horrible person)

[Basiritz]

Kicks McGee is best pony.

[Ganthan]

I like how you can hear the tight fabric straining as she lifts her legs.

[DrSurgeonGuy]

Can someone make a video of this with audio of Helga's names for her fists from Hey Arnold?

[UnluckyNerd]

I got bored one day, so I named my organs. My kidneys are Steven and Stephen,

My Spleen is Jimmy,

my Heart is Marge, my Lungs are CorkScrew and Willy....Oh! and my Stomach is Bob. Say hi Bob!

*Gurgle*

[DrSurgeonGuy]

@UnluckyNerd If I ever end up making a comedy TV show/comic book about a food-based superhero, can I steal this?

[UnluckyNerd]

@DrSurgeonGuy Yeah, go right ahead!

[TheAle89515]

@UnluckyNerd I named my Upper Colon "Farty Mcsmelly-Poopy"

[biolizardguy]

@UnluckyNerd Is your gallbladder named Frank?

[UnluckyNerd]

@biolizardguy No, it's name is Gordon.

[biolizardguy]

@UnluckyNerd ... You never watched Scrubs, did you?

[golem237100]

@UnluckyNerd brain?

[UnluckyNerd]

@golem237100 Brian

[GhostOfJulesVerne]

@UnluckyNerd What's your liver's name?

[UnluckyNerd]

@GhostOfJulesVerne Ralph

[Jostingongwong]

@UnluckyNerd ROLF dude!! I laughed so hard I almost die!! XD

[saitodono88]

@UnluckyNerd i'm so honored! you named one of your organs after me!

[kelseybug924]

@UnluckyNerd admittedly, i literally rofled.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@UnluckyNerd PInky Pie named Rainbow Dash's organs for her... or at least made jokes with them.

[Lndmk227]

Twi: "What are the names for those two?"

AJ: "This one here's Painy McOuchHurt ... and this one over here's Hoof Number One...."

Twi: "Why didn't you name that one?"

AJ: "'Cause she punched me every time I tried to...."

[9753matt]

@Lndmk227 ....Did you just reference Sarge from RvB?!

[Lndmk227]

@9753matt -- I took some liberties, but ... yeah. =3

[AlexanderT21]

Stompy, Smashy, Grabby and Squeezy.

[TopBanana360]

from now on, those are my testicle's names ;3

[DiegoXLuigi]

@TopBanana360 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!

[pokemonmaster914]

@TopBanana360 It's one tihng to name your legs

its erioe ameyour to name your privates

[EmoMinion69]

Bucky: "Starting right now...at this very moment...starting now...this will be the Genesis...OF MCGILLICUTTY!"

Kicks: "And I'm Kicks Mc...Ron Burgundy"

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Kicks McGee is best Hoove

[TheLlamaHaze]

First time I saw this clip I honestly thought Applejack named one of her hooves "Tits McGee".

[mmogeek1]

She forgot to mention her front hooves' names. Law and Justice

[Adam5396]

I think "Love and Tolerate" Works better when giving your hoofs names. Shorter and has more to it than being a silly name.

[rysnyper50002]

they probably took this from the chuck norris joke "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

[ultimateninjaboi]

my left hoof is Switchblade Killingsworth, and the right is named "The Second Coming"

[TheSuperVidBros]

If you wanna throw down fisticuffs that's fine! I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leery, waiting right here for you!

[ohperkele]

Her hoof names remind me of alcoholic drinks....

[TheDCmatrix]

I name body parts too! I named my left testicle "Piss" and my right testicle "Vinegar"

[ODarkDragon360]

-facehoof- Oh.. do I need a name for this? -waves hoof-

[Starcraft88888]

Giving a cute name to your steroid addition doesn’t make it any less of a problem, Applejack.

[shinokiba]

I named the left one thunder, and I named the second one... well I haven't really though of one yet.

[lordxeras]

This Here's thunder, this here's lightning, Get ready for THE STOOOORM!

[OtakunoM]

So that's where Luna got the idea

[tuackanxu]

...dammit, where's Buck McGillicuddy from? At least Kicks McGee is a probable reference to something...

[Ygdrasel]

@tuackanxu

They're not.

[brad22474]

This one's Iron, and this one's Steel.

If one don't get you, the other one will.

[megajebus]

Me: I call this hand Jerky.

Friend: Why? Because you jerk off with it? >:D

Me: No, because I eat jerky with it.

Friend: ಠ_ಠ

[dagga70]

BREASTS

[AmyXRuby]

Err. What the fucky did i just watchy?

[Vendetta162X]

And I run my lives with THESE hands I like to call: Lifts-a-lot and faps with ease...ಠ_ಠ

[G0ldbl4e]

Kicky and Standy.

[Ajoh92]

Did she say "Buck McGillyguddy"?

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Kicks McGee is best hoof.

[MiguelSaavedraQuijon]

@RevengeOfMoctezuma She's just right...

[VegitoBlitz24]

This is a nice little reference of Buttercup from the PPG.

[Chriss1009]

Somewhere, there is probably someone who ships those two.

[NinjaSpiderVI]

@Chriss1009

Her name is LittleBlueNayru.

[eddmario]

@Chriss1009 You have NO idea.

[TheVengefulTortoise]

@Chriss1009 - SOMEONE MUST DO IT! FOR SCIENCE!!!! >:D

[TheMegaOne1000]

@Chriss1009 With Rainbow Dash's face?

[analbumcover500]

@Chriss1009 The minute I saw this episode they became my OTP

[Mincho1994]

@Chriss1009 Actually, if you search in google images Bucky Mcgillicutty and Kicks Mcgee with safe mode off there is one that shows up...

No. Fucking. Exceptions.

[Chriss1009]

@Mincho1994 Holy crap it's true. The internet never ceases to amaze me

[pokemonmaster914]

@Chriss1009 It's sad because its true

[booyah344]

@Chriss1009 freakazoid?

[SCRuner5h]

@Chriss1009 Screw that.

Bucky Mcgillicutty/Madame LeFlour forEVER!

[myevilchocolatebunny]

@Chriss1009 rule 34

[ZZSFAN]

@Chriss1009 I'm shipping a treesome, with her "apple".

[tiggger24]

@Chriss1009 Well, people have shipped Twilight with a random background stallion because she was seen standing next to him in a crowd. Soooo yeah,I'm sure people have shipped AJ's legs.

[icewhipRox]

@Chriss1009 Rule 34 has never been more mind blowing...

[ThyraiMedia]

@Chriss1009

Challenge accepted

[763376337]

@Chriss1009 Now THAT's a clopfic!

[Bassistofawesomeness]

@Chriss1009 great idea!

[bored0stiff]

@Chriss1009 That'd be taking the idea of a CLOPfic far too literally!

[34103070674978532046]

@Chriss1009 You have more thumbs up than the video :)

[PalladiumCupcakes]

Applejack inspired me to name my feet as well.

Righty McRighterston

And

Lefts McGee

[JayWifi]

I like Kicks Mcgee

[tamral31]

Play your cards right and you might get to meet the whole gang...

[SimonGuy10]

WHAT DO YOU WANT A FUCKING MEDAL?

[Resurrectedfantasy]

So... do everypony name their... limbs?

[kruppenstein]

I'd love to give Bucky McGillicutty a hug.

[ShadowImperials]

DON'T NAME THEM! YOU'LL GET ATTACHED!

[TripleWalkthroughs]

You don't wanna know what she named her teets!

[NAILTHEEARTH]

Bucky is the clean one, and Kicks is the messy one!

And when they're living together, it's a laugh-o-rama!

[AmuelSadams]

her hooves are Irish?

[MrTiredOfTechno]

@AmuelSadams

Irish/Scottish

Slight pun to how Englishmen saw/sees their neighbouring people

[antisora13]

And I'm Tits-...I'm Ron Burgundy.

[Smischmal]

I wonder why her hooves are Irish?

[jmerridew124]

If I go another day without reading a ship fic about Bucky McGilligan and Kicks McGee I'm going to have an aneurysm.

[OmegaQuave]

I prefer Law and Order.

[World1Level2]

BuckyMcGee shipping couple.

NOOOOWWW

[MasterPebsie]

Hooves.....suuuuuuuuuuuuure...­..

[ARViuff]

but who saved the air ballon?

[Avarrocka]

@ARViuff me

[ARViuff]

@Avarrocka or... did you? "DUN DUN DUNNNNN"

[Nycki1337]

BuckyxKicks is best ship

[Bethlovestoontown]

ಠ_ಠ LOL

[345optimusprime]

why is applejack acting like a redneck

[Dronewolf1]

@345optimusprime majer wtf there!

[trollghostol]

*Robbers walk to applejakcs stall at the grand galloping gala*

Robbers: Hand over all your pie!

AJ: Sure just lemme consult with my manager *Sticks up left back hoof* And My assistant manager *Sticks up right back hoof*

[Landmark356]

I'm now remembering Helga from Hey Arnold who named her fists "Old Betsy" and "The Five Avengers".

[onemidnightgone]

"That's not so tough, I named my hind legs, too. This is Glenda and Pancake!"

[Dronewolf1]

@onemidnightgone I have guns: there names; Shotgun, Emgee, Pistol, Grenade, Shell, and Bomb. Grenade and Bomb are my favorites!

[33Kane]

I can't belive that Applejack was about to sacrifice Bucky Mc Gullygoody in order to go to the Grand galloping Gala in the last season......

[Atvishees]

Oh yeah? now meet mine:

Shove Mayekovskyi and Hefty Dragodimovich!

[NazoPureChaos]

It's a good thing DiNozzo doesn't watch this...

(Next NCIS episode)

DiNozzo: How long d'you stay up last night Kicks McGeek?

Me: -__-

[EDSKaR]

@NazoPureChaos DiNozy is a Brony?

[alexpower15]

@EDSKaR Buck yeah!

[BeastXredefined]

@NazoPureChaos Did that really happen? Lol

[superspy6]

@NazoPureChaos *Slaps round the back of the head*

[nikoisbaws25]

These will be the names of my children

[cyberdude14]

I once knew a man with a peg hoof named Bucky McGillicuddy. Really? What was the name of the other hoof? :D

[KonkuroPuppetMaster]

this reminds me of "The Todd" from Scrubs when he named.....the assets of two nurses with particularly large....assets.

[LunarDragon]

I think its Bucky McGilligoody

[Tysonerry]

NC:I've named my fist too!

[xbadninjax]

Kicks Mcgee is on vacation.. And I'm Kicks- I'm Ron Burgundy.

[docterfantazmo]

What are her front hooves called?

[SirGizmo99]

Oh yeah, well this is lightning and pancake!

[EXRazeBurn]

Wow...I love this show, but that pun was making my ears bleed

*guy from Take Two runs up and whispers to me*

NO I WOULD NOT CONSIDER NAMING MY EARS TO KEEP THE JOKE RUNNING! GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!??!?

=3

[ARViuff]

it sound almost like she is singing

[InvadingChihuahuas]

@dodogods It's all those years of apple buckin'

[grasimpson]

Just like Bender

[operationkilled]

It be Weird if someone make a Porno Pic of those...

Oh no.. .Here Comes Rule 34!

Applejack: You crazy? His Crazy right?

[MultiMrsmiley]

All I have is boring "ol" lefty and righty.....*looks down at limbs* You Suck!!!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Kicks Mcgee is best hoove

[dodogods]

anypony notice that in this ep apple jack is stronger than rainbow but in fall weather friends rainbow beats aj in hoof wrestling

[Interabangarang]

@dodogods The difference seems to be which legs they're using. Rainbow's front legs are stronger, but Applejack's back legs look to be strongest of all. Remember that in Fall Weather Friends, AJ won that high striker contest by a longshot.

[DarknessIsTheTruth]

@dodogods Well, mayber Rainbow has more forebody strength, and Applejack has hindbody strength... if that sounds like it makes sense.

[antisora13]

Kicks McGee or Tits McGee?

[ganonlink]

What how did I get here could swear I was at kyrospawn

[Hucklebubba]

Kicks McGee... possible Tenacious D reference?

[killerkirbydude]

I'm going to rename my testicles after Applejack's hooves.

[Iamoldenough92]

@killerkirbydude "Rename"? What were their previous names?

[MEGATRYANT]

@Iamoldenough92 KGB killing Gloves of boxing

[TheAdventureTom]

@killerkirbydude I call mine Sweet Apple Acres.

[ramjet94]

@killerkirbydude replace the b with an f and it will be accurate

[killerkirbydude]

@ramjet94

And Dicks McGee.

[BOBMATIONproductions]

@killerkirbydude not the best idea to name your nutsack "kicks megee"...

[elsandro8000]

@killerkirbydude

[stinkoman2x6]

my sons are Walker and Texas ranger!

Chip, I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew!

Imma come at you like a spider monkey!

[m3Atl0afman]

Her front hooves are named "Punchy McGee" and "Fisty O'Flannigan".

[Gehirnesser]

@m3Atl0afman NO. Her front hooves say PITY FOOL

[NexusARC]

@m3Atl0afman Hoovey O'Flannigan*

[amadams100]

@m3Atl0afman you mean Hooves O'Flannigan

[EXRazeBurn]

@m3Atl0afman So AJ has...Celtic Hooves?

THIS MUST BECOME CANON!

=3

[TheDOMAN127]

@m3Atl0afman where have i heard that...

[IamNCortex]

kick spagetty

[IamNCortex]

Oh my god, who touch Backy?

alright....

WHO TOUCH MY HOOVE?

[CableWallet54]

I wonder what else she likes to gives names to...(Note: I do not want an answer to that question)

[kruppenstein]

I bet her front hooves have French names.

[Xarazel]

@kruppenstein oh gawd, Applejack's talkin' in fancy!

[captainrexproduction]

Assy McGee

[Nehawes]

Kick spaghetti

[carolynxstumph]

So... now we know that AJ's got some Irish blood in her...

[TheBadassTonberry]

@carolynxstumph

More Scotish, don't you think?

[ManintheArmor]

ಠ_ಠ

Applejack, you're not Chuck Norris.

[Evowizard25]

@ManintheArmor HEY! Who's to say that the pony version of Chuck Norris isn't a relative of hers. I mean, Applejack is really strong, powerful, and can stand on her own.

[HazenKain]

@frypoddie yeeaah.. I was like wth specially with Twilight's magic skills, a bit OVERPOWERED imo, but k. Also, how the hell is that nopony wasn't even in danger after that dam broke, I mean c'mon it was like a damn flood and it didn't even got close to the town?.. AND HOW FOR PETE'S SAKE DID THEY ALL MANAGE TO BE EVERYWHERE AT THE RIGHT MOMENT ALL DRESSED AT THE SAME TIME TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS.

[frypoddie]

Applejack: I stopped the runaway vehicle with my trusted legs

Twilight: I used my magic to fix the dam

Pinkie Pie: I used my Pinkie Sense to save the construction workers

Fluttershy: I used my wings for that fly-by.

Rarity: And "I" made the costumes!

Everyone: ಠ_ಠ

[henrik174]

@frypoddie Now, one question remains; WHO saved the hot-air-ballon-pony?

[DarkCornor]

@frypoddie I don't get it O.o

[PoniesWithProblems]

@DarkCornor But it's so damn obvious! How could one not get this?!

[DarkCornor]

@PoniesWithProblems i don't know, please explain it to me? xD

[Mastr513]

@Eponimaru yeah, it was just called 'Labels'.

[MightyQuinn2021]

I just drew fanart of them on ponibooru

Search for this tag: kicks_Mcgee

[Tamodism]

At first I thought it was Kicks Spaghetti.