Todd Glass Effinfunny Stand Up - Infomercials

[damon691104]

FaG!! Guy just came out the closet today.

[maverick1374]

@damon691104 Another dim bulb. How can you say that word so easily? People like you make it horrible for gay kids today. Grow the hell up.

[JarnBjorn72]

Todd Glass is great!

[pingpong1987]

A little bit of marshmallow fuck

[xASYxLUMx]

First time seeing him, he's amazing.

[friendofsyd]

He's always on tour , and plays the improvs, where most of the funniest comedy is ,..i dont think playing a 5000 seat show could ever compete with a small venue......

[aarrmmaannddoo]

I saw this guy in Vegas, he was'nt that good. He opened for Spade.

[JohnSmithAprilMay]

@aarrmmaannddoo A lot of good comics can't work Vegas.

[UnrealMastermind]

@aarrmmaannddoo In your opinion, he wasnt that good. But you are not everyone. You can not just declare that he was not that good.

[aarrmmaannddoo]

@UnrealMastermind he sucked so bad I said "F*** my 37 dollars, I want my F***ing half hour of my life back." And by the way, he is still using the same stupid jokes. So just to be nice to you even though you sound like a total D Bag, watch his youtube videos for free and skip his show.

[UnrealMastermind]

@aarrmmaannddoo That is an interesting response. It is obvious why you would not like a good comedian when you have so much hate pent up inside you that you can not enjoy the show. Nice going the low road and resorting to name calling. That always makes you look good.

[katdog5]

Tood Glass is one of the greatest

[TheUnusedCrayon]

Mel Gibson does stand up now?! Man, his career really went down the shitter ever since those audio tapes leaked out...

[brybry19871987]

dude isn't funny.

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

you fucked yourself with that 2 for 10 hahaha so true!

[goodvibrato]

It's not 50,000 and it's not 80 bucks, it's not 40 bucks, it's not 20 bucks, it's not 19 bucks, 10 dollars!!!! haha

[Silverspecks]

Does the Magic Bullet really need to be advertised for a whole consecutive hour?!

"A little bit of whipping cream, a little bit of nutmeg, a little bit of marshmallow phuck, and a little bit of uh stuff... marshmallow phuck."

[altitudeFlies]

"Yeah, but I don't have chopped up bowls of shit all of my kitchen! You gotta count the time it takes to chop up the shit!"

[TooLateTomorrow]

He doesn't know how to end his jokes well....

[asurasyn]

"It's a blender, you dumb whore!"

XD

t-shirt, right there

[eldorado61guy]

Haha. I know. And they say 'simply rinse it off in your sink'. Yeah, You can afford a plumber every Two weeks.

[bricbob1986]

ive been watching this guy for at least ten years, i totally agree with humanzy, he deserves to be way more famous, everyone knows pieces of shit like carlos mencia, but have never heard of todd glass. its a shame

[JKPS613]

It's a blender, you dumb whore! XD

[SuperMrKanu]

i have seen that infomercial

[LittleDrummerBoy239]

@SuperMrKanu haha the bullet thing.

[CtrlRm]

Never heard of this guy before, but he has the same thought process as me when watching those stupid infomercials.

[cbass5511]

This guy's smart.

[escobarwonTV]

1 of my favorites ever.

[nitemarestlk]

magic bullet references for the win

[ZackTaylor1992]

a little bit of marshmallow fuck

[doppelganger365]

mel gibson?

[astroman0087]

@doppelganger365 lol mel is old as fuck now tho but he looks like young mel haha

[JarnBjorn72]

Todd Glass is great!

[DCFella]

Fantastic funny stuff.

[buddhajapan]

mel gibson does stand-up? his voice is a little higher, but pretty close look.

[adventrooster]

@buddhajapan I see that, but do you see Fred Flinstone lmao

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

marshmallow fuck

[KickenItOldSchool]

Its funny how that interupting of the infomercial joke had nothing to do with the Security officer joke and he also made a joke about how he hates when a stroy gets interupted and its completely unrelated

[RainbowMonkey43]

wow this guy has serious add lol

[nycolea13]

Wait, was the point of the security guard joke supposed to be ironic, and not actually that funny. Since he gave us a little lecture on how each part of your jokes should connect.

Funny, stuff, bu t I guess I got a little lost on that part.

[jmerri4971]

Just enough 'yucks to fucks'. I have to get my brain tickled not jerked off.

[fanguism]

is it just me or does he remotely resemble Mel Gibson?

[mieery]

one time he said he looks as if fred flinstone and bruce willis had a bastard child.

[Daystar1432]

a little bit of marshmellow fuck....

[Oldtimey83]

It's not $200,000?

I MUST PURCHASE.

[myspacecadetcetera]

are you tired of this instead of that instead? well, f*ck hence thence

[leejfitzg]

this guy looks like grandma's boy

[Humanzy]

why isnt he in bigger gigs? Hes way to funny for this cause most the comedians on effin funny aren't that great

[AsmodaiV3]

@Humanzy I wholeheartedly agree!

[2ndhandsoul]

@Humanzy He was working with David Spade and some other people. He seems to do a lot more background and writing work in the wider comedic field. He's worth digging around for wherever he goes. :)

[roughryder5]

LOL

[acebrawler73]

i don't remember him being so good on that last comic standing show (he was on that right? or am i remembering him from something else?). He really got his shit together. Noice.

[davethedrummercancun]

I am eating spicy popcorn with hot sauce, cheetos, reese's pieces, and drinking beer.... wait a minute - I'm watching a Todd Glass clip - - I must be seriously fucking stoned & wasted. :-)

Wow.... he makes a living at this?

A headliner, too?

Damn.

I feel better about my chances... thank you Todd Glass.

:-)

Drumming was never what I really wanted anyway. It just pays ALL of my bills while LIVING in Cancun for 12 years! :-)

Stand Up Comedy -

"Here I come, Here I come, Here I come!"

:-)

[lalaslove62]

omg i love that infomercial!!!!!!!

[liny789]

hahaha ...marshmallow fuck

[zer0nix]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, i know exactly which infomercial this guy is talking about and it was the first thing that came to mind when glass mentioned the doubting asshole, even before he switched the product to a blender.

by the way, the thing i'm is a veritable piece of shit.

[PurelyUnpure]

lmao marshmellow fuck :)

[mamakunem]

you fucked yourself right up your ass!

[mamakunem]

alright, bring it down!

[mamakunem]

marshmellow fuck. lol.

[demrazkalz]

@mamakunem loll that killed me i woke everyone up laughin xD

[peepingjesus]

@mamakunem sooo fnny lol

[illrus]

lol hes pretty good

[Justintime233]

I AM NUMBER 1!!! ROFL It's a blender you dumb whore...