Congrats Jared!! SUBWAY GUY (Ghetto Vers. 2.0)

[kenx213]

"This bitch is big as beverly hills and weighs 90210." ROFL!

[MegaJose116]

I agree , this fool did not lose weight by just eating subway.

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

@15LoganJ me too

[JudgeBeanHead]

0:42 Fell out of my seat.

[15loganj]

Haha my name is Jared I felt like they were talking to me

[carlos26299]

Those are the guys from the ghetto no whopper

[glaxglax]

haha the guy at 3:00 is the best, "by the way jared congratulations and shut de fuck up. just shut de fuck up."

[zacktillery]

I worked at subway for years. I can tell, from meeting jarod and reading all the facts about subway, they leave some stuff out. GUESS WHAT?? Jarrod walked 10 miles TO and BACK from a subway shop. That's 20 miles. ANYONE CAN WALK 20 MILES A DAY and lose weight. You could walk 20 miles and eat 2 pounds of chicken and lose weight.

[101HannaMarie]

My favorite part starts at 1:38 and ends at 2:10 lol

[liamgaul]

aint no shit like chicken...and little bit pussy on the side



[meenatoobased]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[commandant15]

daforealnigga is gay

[bjones416]

i went to school for the muthafuckin lunch lol

[michealcovert2]

0:21 whos that? ive seen him before. very fimiliar lol

[MugenPhoenix]

@michealcovert2 That's Kevin Craft, he has a channel on here too, craftnation.

[daddytrejo]

you lieing fuck you lmfao

[jaredleospirit]

Its called no mayo. Thats how he lost weight. bread, meat, lettuce and tomato is all he had on his sandwitches.

[Sweetness93ful]

I WENT TAH SKOOL FOR THE MUTHA FUCKIN LUNCH HAHAHA

[MusicIsMySustenance]

Whoever runnin this campaign gots to be black, coz you ridin this shit til the muthafuckin wheels fall off!

[glazealotabrass420]

10 years to lose over half your body weight? it only took my friend 4 months to lose 50lbs. Subway probably paid for Jared's liposuction to make it "appear" as if Jared magically lost all that weight just from eating Subway. So Subway could make money of gullible fat asses.

[FeebieSO]

LoL STFUMAN

[whitesongs73]

these motherfuckers are so fucking funny

[runescape335]

the 2nd guy looks like ace hood

[truthfulexposure]

he called his auntie a bitch. not cool. other than that, this was kinda funny.

[JeredFromSubway10]

hi.



[TheJackyjohn]

If there's a wat inside?

[hickeydh]

put on CC and click on transcribe audio its funny as hell!

[forgetallyall810602]

kevin got da projects behind him

[raedebate101]

Lml he said I went 2 skool 4 motha fucinqq lunch !!

[biggiesmiley]

"quote from the video we just watched"

[JoeyBootsNYC]

Brothas be hatin' on Jared cuz he's a Subway playa!

[asblackaswhitegets]

I know the secret, I know what makes you lose weight when you don't want to workout and take medicine... It's that crack.. your ass smokin crack

[asblackaswhitegets]

ain't shit like no hog mogs, ain't shit like no greens, and ain't shit like no chicken.. and a lil pussy on the side

[asblackaswhitegets]

Jared for taken it off, keepin it off, and keepin ya shirt on

[R3D4z]

i used to go to school just for lunch

[thebriana6040]

this 1 is not as funny as popeyes n gas shortage 1

[2548dh]

You lyin muthafuck fuck you, ctfu

[TheNJ6]

WHAT HAPPENED TO KEVIN CRAFT

[sactothebay]

Yo ass smokin crack.

[dan123456789rod]

kincade darling is his gay partner at night

[dan123456789rod]

jared is so fat he needs to get suregry hahaa he is so fat he gained a lot his big chee chees

[dan123456789rod]

jared is so fucking fat wat a fat ass lmfao

[TheUfo66]

Jared has aids

[Tukee85]

Who DIDN'T go to school for the motherfucking lunch, LOL.

[desertthugz602az]

ey what happened to kevin kraft? i dont see his page no more!!

[MataeaTaequan]

and alil pussy on da side

[ItsCouchTime]

This bitch is big as Beverly Hills and weighs 90210.

[pewtoobe]

Jared shoulda been eating Fish Sandwiches and Bean Pie from Your Black Muslim Bakery in Oaktown. All natural and wastes the cardboard sandwich shops.

[toobularbells]

same fuckin porchmonkeys

[SniperGangxREP]

lmfao big as beverly hills and weighs 90210 lmfaooo

[USBEDR]

Whopper guys))))

i like Burger King)

[samdec2199]

he did die he still alive

[SmashBrosFan19]

Jared died

[tswagg504]

He wasn't lying about that 12 inch tuna sandwich...you better eat that bitch in the bathroom cause you won't be going anywhere else.

[foxspizza24]

r.i.p. jared fogle

[bradleybloodjesse]

and she still wieghs 90210 bahaha

[thecoolestluzer123]

I know the secret man, it's crack, you're on crack xD

[Reip187]

you eat mutha fuckin' 12 inch on wheat tuna...that mutha fucka take 2 days in itself to come out yo ass. so you keep eatin' them mutha fucka you multiply that mutha fucka by 10 that like 20 days this mutha fucka been backed up with some shit.

[MexicantAnt]

"I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THE MOTHA F#$%N LUNCH" lolol hahahaha

[oddmusicfan]

ha. ur right

[John845]

I LOL'd so mother fucking hard at this video. LMFAO!

[MrFarmfuel]

1:07 Yo ass smokin crack!

[0ut0fdiz]

dammnnnnnnn the firstttt 1 is fucking and i mean FUCKINGGGGGGG SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[FemmeNevrotique]

LMAO, Jay is so funny and angry.

[loveorhate90210]

u on that hydroxicut lol

[12alex2]

wow, the subtitles dont match this video at all.....it talks about boats and random ass stuff

[waffledub21]

my dad saw jared at arbys. he got a picture of it too lol

[ReggieRhoden]

Jenny Craig BITCH!

[holycross23]

you smokin that crack!

LMFAO

[Penguillacious]

It's that crack; yo ass smokin' crack.

[ebonyok21]

u sooooooooo funny for real!!

[csales70]

I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THE MOTHER FUCKIN LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

[daforealnigga]

this bitch as big as big as beverly hills and weigh 90210!

[daforealnigga]

this bitch as big as big as beverly hills and weigh 90210!

[matthew8564]

omg this is so funny i can't bertsh

[SEXYNDA07]

LMAO

[erikerikerikX3]

LMAO

[nakanmbytbudallenjt]

You can loose fat just as you gain it. These people do not know the word HOPE, they don't try, all they do is smoke weed in front of their kids. My friend lost 120 in less than a1 year in extreme diet until she almost became unerexic. In ww2 nazi camps people would loose all their body fat and meet in 2 3 months. Is ok you can have this video but I know for a fact all of you are loosers and never will acomplish anything in life. Keep smoking homies. I wonder why every black woman is fat------

[DogSoldierFury]

@nakanmbytbudallenjt

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

[nakanmbytbudallenjt]

@DogSoldierFury

Sure I do speak English and besides that I speak 3 other ones. How about you? You have 1 language and you degenerate you speak it like you eat rice with chiken. Nobody understand you all when you speak. 1 language only 1 you got and can't even speak it

[DogSoldierFury]

@nakanmbytbudallenjt

You fumble your words around and you spell like you're dyslexic. Please modify your post, so it is readable.

[nakanmbytbudallenjt]

@DogSoldierFury oh wow the HOOD guy is trying to teach literature and english now. Very well indeed, but I would suggest you do that around your area , they might need your help more. You seem like you fit in the society. I wish the rest of 95% of them was like you!

[Nawledge1]

@nakanmbytbudallenjt

Jesus Christ dude. Take a fucking JOKE. They're obviously not being serious about this. We all know Jared lost weight eating those garbage ass subway sandwiches. We're just tired of hearing it for 10 DAMN YEARS!!

And what's with the stereotyping? I know plenty of black women who aren't fat and plenty of black men who don't smoke weed with their "homies" and still have HOPE in the future.

Fuck your stereotypes, fuck your bullshit sense of humor, and fuck you.

[Jencill]

@Nawledge1 God bless you dude.

[melvinmaverick]

@nakanmbytbudallenjt use english motherfucker cracker

[carribbeandreams2004]

LMAO. Very good.

[IsiahTheNerd]

niqqha yall straiqht clowinqq .

[RAYED2008]

It's the crack yo ass smoke the CRACK!

[askfreckles]

mah auntie this bitch eatin subway for 32 years. and this bitch as big as beverly hills and weigh 90210.

[arihyoshixbl]

@askfreckles Cause you have to eat the right stuff, you cant eat a triple meat meatball sub everyday.

[JetManM316]

1:39 LOL

[leruto20]

lol

[cashbrothers]

only dumb poeoples believe that he lost 245 pounds about subway

[PonyAndSmooth]

@cashbrothers No. Dumb people agree this "comic" crap!

[jaylovesbarcelona]

yo ass smokin crack lmao

[LifeWithEyesWideOpen]

LOL I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!

[559shoota]

DEES NIGGAS FUNNY ASS HELL!

[KondemnedSaint]

@559shoota word doo i could watch these mo fuckas all day nigga

[GReeeeeN1PKeeeeeR]

1:10 good math

[tyronesinclair]

mother fucka motha fucka....HOLY SHIT..LOL

[omzi79]

eating refined motherfucking grains...that shit is like diarrhea running out yo ass like a water fountain. hahaha

[cuoy13]

MY AUNTIE, THIS BITCH BEEN EATIN SUBWAY FOR 32 YEARS. AND THIS BITCH IS BIG AS BEVERLLY HILLS AND WEIGHS 90201!!!! LMFAO NIGGA WAT!!!!!

[TheDyausPitar]

mother fucker...s, very color full language.

[rudebwoy20091]

fat motherfucker...lmao

[motoXmurph8]

i no the secret... its that crack , your ass smokin crack HHaa haha now thats funny shit

[sasukeuchihalb]

btw jared congratulations and SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMNIT! SHUT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

[Freddieboy44]

I can't open a can of anything; corn, porknbeans, whatever, without tastin' a cup of sugar mixed in and no one knows why Uhmericans are FAT!! I go to KFC and they've cooked their corn in sugar water. A small cup of slaw would put you ina diabetic coma/insulin shock/whatever. I can lose weight just staying home eatin' pooted meat and saltines.

[lleris74]

12in on-wheat tuna...

[elcloro25]

I know the secret!!! its that crack lol

[DUDEfreestyle]

No one tops that old guy, he's fucking hilarious.

[shermanater21]

weren't you on the tool academy season 3

[nacimthecomedian]

This video is funny, but you SERIOUSLY need to check out my comedy vids...c'mon ...just hit my page link

[floydmichaelmoss]

139 assholes didnt like this man they can stfu

[chocolatevanilla09]

Lmfaoooooo

[MookieBaybeeATL]

YOU ON DAT HYDROXYCUT! LMFAO!

[RucciGirl]

haha...that shit was the best. Fuckin Jared....stfu. yup

[kevinisWAVYDC]

" i went to school just for lunch "

[Thriced2286]

lol these dudes are funny as fuck ::subscribed::!

[41953060]

"this bitch is big as Beverly hills and weighs 90210" hahaha!!!!! :D

[ludatic326]

LMAOO Shit like diaria running out cha ass like a waterfall.!

[matterex]

she big as beverly hills and weighs 90210 lmao!!!

[RainbowKuala]

i kno the secret you be smoking that crack lol

[baad88]

rip gary coleman ;(

[ChiMan350]

Diarrhea running out yo ass like a water fountain! HAHAHAHA

[cyco2kill]

ridin this shit til the wheels fall off

[zelibober]

word diarrhea

[gboyrocks]

somking that crack lol

[I3amkid1]

yo ass smokin crack

[308dreamer]

its that crack, you smokin that crack!

[ikol0ikol1]

What is that old dude name?

[weedjesus47]

you on dat hydroxy cut! yeah i said it....

[tonpyo8]

lmao

[boredstudent]

YOU LYIN FUCK YOU. YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL YOU AINT LOST NO FUCKIN 245 POUNDS IN 10 YEARS EATING REFINED MUTHAFUCIIN GRAINS. THAT SHIT IS LIKE DIARRHEA RUNNIN OUT YO ASS LIKE A WATER FOUNTAIN!!!

[sexymalaina123]

@boredstudent lolz

[boredstudent]

@sexymalaina123 I feel more flattered than Vixeniita when she comments on her subscibers' channels

[aidensk8r666]

@boredstudent ROTF. you made my day. seriously.

[2000VinceCarter]

@boredstudent funny as hell

[FemmeNevrotique]

@boredstudent That's one of my faves!

[sirmixaloot78416587]

@boredstudent 245pounds in 10 years... god damn.. i could lose that in 1 year or 2 lol

[gigo221]

ahahah

[selina7thats7me]

By the way Jared, congradulation and SHUT DA FUCK UP GOD DAMMIT JUST SHUT DA FUCK UP

[13TheGamer]

yea jared u inspierd e to eat fresh

[halochief2]

0:40 LOL

[impossible6450966]

u on hydroxicut yea bitch i said it

[umom1]

the guy with the cap is FUCKING AWESOME

[Bigbilio555]

Hahaha he said I went to school for the mutha fuckin lunch

[mr2nic3]

Lmao i went to school for the motherfuckin lunch

[cvicious85]

Shut up your annoying jig's.. Jared's not on crack, you monkey's are..

[coreydachamp10]

@cvicious85 lol wow good one did u watch this video just to say that?

[cvicious85]

@coreydachamp10 Honestly not at first, but these guys are so annoying, they want respect but act like this... Retards are not even funny, this is rated G.A.Y...

[pain128]

@cvicious85 It's a joke you gun-totin' redneck, take that racist shit down to a sheet and curtain rally you fuckin' bitch.

[flonga1]

Two me's plus one DEAD Gary Coleman*

[xklusivekween]

wasnt the guy with dreads on Tool Academy recently?

[mager258987]

@xklusivekween Yeah, his YT is 'kevincraft', he makes a couple videos a week.

[THEDOWN27]

HAHAHAHA(by the way jared congratulations and SHUT THE FUCK UP G DAMIT JUST SHUT THE FUCK) LMFAO!!11!!111

[RedNeckTanner]

the guy at 1:11 is great lol

[EmperorXaozx]

:46 Why does that remind me of Martin Lawrance

[notapplicable66]

ROFLMAO!!!!!



[MRcraveblood]

listen as crack head anomyus crack is the reason XD

[landfair03]

These guys are hilarious!

[jb8882]

mr. craft. contact me.

[SyxxPAC228]

"You liein fuck you. You know god damn well, you aint no 245 pounds in the last ten years, eatin refined mother fuckin grains. That shit is like diarrhea runnin out yo ass water fall."

Fuckin epic!

[smartcardude1]

my name is jared

[moneydriven80]

u lying fuck you!! lmao

[MrFunny86945]

0:41

#LOL

[treytrain]

werent you the guy on tool academy3

[bently103]

thats just like r kelly being on trial for the last 10 years aint a muthafucka convicted his ass yet lol so true

[teddiepoh92]

u on that hydroicut . . . yea i said it motherfucker . . . . lol.

[richierich4545]

hahahaha

[realmadridhfg]

rofl.

[groose]

Guys, Jared has AIDES! That's why he lost all the weight!

[tempo1889]

I was always under the impression that Jared walked to Subway and that was how he lost all that weight not just from the sandwichs alone.

[MickieDsNuts]

what the hell are hogmogs ?

[DISCHICBADD]

@MickieDsNuts chinglings baby.....ummm pig intestines.

[rydgemolino]

yo i got an aunty who is has been eating sub way for 32 yrs an this bitch is as big as beverly hills and weight 90210 epic pwned

[Tha89Kid]

that nigga with conrolls and big chin was on HV1 "tool academy"!!!!!!

[ignacio1200]

jaja smoking crack!!