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  • lol opera turret in the elevator xD

  • good to know that weatly is alive :P

  • its boring how you know this and if you dont im screaming at the computer omg its right there

  • 3:37 an eagle... piloting a blimp...

    wtf, GLaDOS?

  • @KeithTwoBit3207 CORRECTION: Its an eagle piloting a blimp AWESOMELY

  • this game hard

    nuff said

  • Where did wheatiy go in the first place?

  • That robots a b$!*#

  • I LOvE WHeATlY

  • Wheatly's back for a few secs eh?

  • That is what glados said in the fast gibberish

  • And methodically knocking peoples hats off then i account it high time to get sea has soon as i can.

  • SHE's SO PISSED off but why, glados tryed to kill here in the first place so...

  • @whatafuuuuu what did you expect from an illogically insane robot?

  • @AjTheArtist I thought that's what Wheatley was. He was programmed to be a moron.

  • 3:02 ouch! lol

  • So if the cubes are sentient, then maybe Ratman wasn't that crazy...

  • Why is GLaDOS so nasty? ._.

  • @xArnold99x Chell killed GLaDOS, and GLaDOS is pissed...

  • I WANT THE MOVIE OF THIS GAME xD PLEASEEEEEEEE xD

  • ANGRY BIRDS!!!

  • The deer was a lie

  • portal the movie

  • GlaDOS is so funny

  • i saw a deer once mama *slobbers*

  • why robots like GlaDOS made me so sad?

  • 11:03 LOL! fail xD

  • how many flipping tests are there.

  • wheatly his back :D hehehe his not dead

  • Ah, BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD!

  • @NetherJester wheatly is hilarious.

  • The cube can float when remove the bridge under certain conditions, its a glitch i found.

  • this bitch is crazy

  • @The123kevkev321 or you are just boring

  • @The123kevkev321 Oh, that slaps me on the knee.

  • thx! helped me so much!

  • &thegreenfire93 "It will also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." :p

  • did u know a portal can prevent heart disease

  • Ah. GLaDOS. You're such an arse

  • @S117Rules watch your langrage

  • @kind1253 This is youtube, no one watches it

  • 10:14 XDXDXD One of Wheatley's best line.

  • I keep waiting for wheatly to show up again. I loved him

  • GLaDOS: Ohhh, no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version.

    GLaDOS: (fast gibberish)

    GLaDOS: There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be right back.

    Chell: ....

  • I dunno sharks ate my cousin

  • well, you can't say GlaDOS don't have a sense of humor...

  • I just made up a new game: Where's Wheatly?

  • A bit came up about a door mal-fuctioning, but it didn't come up on yours?!?

  • 9:39 "That's not a bone you are talking about..."

  • he was talking about the bird with the egg and the living again remember aguamarine0899

  • a bloody bird! right?couldn't belive it either. and then the bird

    best subrirles ever!

  • even though whe--- spouler, but BIRD god i love his stupidity

  • Like an eagle.... piloting a blimp..

  • Whethaly's ALIVE! :D!

  • @zelda12133379 SERIOUSLY !? Where where TELL ME! :)

  • @aquamarine0899 1:43 -.- top comment

  • was i were the only one who watches walkthrough before playing the game?

  • what happens if there really is a portal gun invented, but it can make a portal on any surface......what happens if you then shoot a portal at someone???with only one portal???what about two then???

  • Yesterday you were dead yesterday

  • weirdest.ad.ever

  • 10:18 WHEATLEY =D

  • Well it IS the word you know... *shot*

  • "i-AAAAH! AHHH! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!" cracked me up! XD

  • 04:30 WTF? How could she saw deer yesterday if she raised today???

  • 3:31 ''look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like a eagle. piloting a blimp'' LMFAO?? A EAGAL PILOTING A BLIMP?

  • GLaDOS loves calling Chell fat, now doesn't she XD

  • HAHAHAHA wheatly got attack by a litte birdy XD

  • @videogamesinginggirl Thanks for the info.

  • Just wondering.

  • Can you die in this game?

  • @gamemstr9000 i dont think there is a game out there where you dont die, so yes.

  • @gamemstr9000 you can, but there are many check points.

  • 00:34 GlaDOS Trolling

  • 10 Pepole havent afford.

  • What I would love to see is someone playing this game with no knowledge how to play it and they know nothing about the first game. :D

  • i would have told that computer that her father is a microwave and her mother is a washing machine and she can go screw herself while she watches them do the spin cycle

  • @MegaGuyver01 then she would crush your skull

  • The part about the deer makes me think about Clannad ...

    Kotomi used to recite : The day before i saw a deer , yesterday i saw a rabbit and today ...

    Anyone else get that feel

  • 10:37- GLaDOS... You´re a goddamn hypocrite....

  • @Kenisi1 I agree, but could you explain a bit more please?

  • @FusionFallDancer Basically, she shoves "killing someone else is wrong" down our goddamn throats and tries to make us feel bad for killing her for half the game, when she apparently "killed" the door mainframe herself without much hesitation or second thoughts.

  • Anyone getting mindfucked when you 1st started playing?:D

  • Alright GlaDos we get it you hate our guts!

  • Glados dialogue makes me crack up hahaha XD

  • TWO WORDS:

    Total Mindfuck.

  • When i first played this I thought..DID SHE JUST CALL ME FAT?!

  • Lol she said that you kill people who are trying to help you, If Chell could talk she would probably say: well you tried to murder me in a fire pit when I was test for you so it's the other way around (i was helping tasting the chambers and GLaDOS tried to kill me)

  • Wait um... didn´t Chell scaped in the first game? you use the same character right? how did she got there again?

  • @gabrieldeltc After the explosion the party bot that Glados said would took chell if she laid face down came a broth her back there,poor chell just a few step to freedom ;(

  • @gabrieldeltc The robot that dragged her away?

  • @TheJackster99 Well excuse me, I played the first game before they patched the ending.

  • I thought GLaDOS wanted to reanimate the dead after Chell died.

  • this prove that all AI are scared of bird

  • what was behind that panel in chamber 11 ?

    when he got that the camera and went on the lightbridge ?

    it looked like there was a room back there .

  • I want this game so much, but my computer is a as slow as a turtle

  • LOL! GlaDOS reminds me of only one person: Opal Koboi from the Artemis Fowl series. Pompous, brilliant, sociopathic....

  • @vijaykurosaki Omg!!! Totally!!! I love her so much! And now you, of course, for reading A.F!!! You made my day!

  • @demyxiv Um...thanks for that...

  • @demyxiv ...but I'm a guy...

  • @vijaykurosaki I said her on Opal, I get you´re a guy, I just said I hearted you.

  • @vijaykurosaki you forgot one thing... evil

  • @vijaykurosaki OMWN! (oh my wheating notch) I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! but it's so accurate! and they're two of my favorite sci-fi's (portal and artemis fowl)

  • @vijaykurosaki I just realized we should keep them apart. AT ALL COSTS! O.O

  • @vijaykurosaki I know right??

  • i dont understand the game :D:D

  • ITS A LIE!

  • in chamber 9 i think thats the panel that was smaking the coop robot

  • GladOs looks overly sarcastic in this one compared to portal 1 lol

  • 1:43 WHEATLY! :D

  • I wanted to hear about the Deer too =( I remember I all looked forward to it =|...

  • 3:09 Ouch, bet that hurt...

  • umm guys didnt u notice how the orange robot looks like a penis and the blue one looks like a ball and if u combine them together u get a fucking dick seriously

  • GLADoS IS SO MEAN but I feel bad for her at the end of this game.

  • GLaDOS ... killed the door oAo

  • Wow, GLaDOS is a bi*ch...

  • the little ball is back

  • the litle ball is baaaak

  • wheatley is a murderer, he killed murdered the door frame and little baby birds that were still in their eggs :p

  • How many people ever wonder if whenever your computer screws up, that this "proper maniac" may be messing with you? lol

  • I wonder how its too expensive to pump air down there but not too expensive to pump natural light..... Just a little thought that popped into my head....

  • damnit LBH stole my idea

  • *know

  • Yeh

  • lol you know the fast gibberish is actually an easter egg.... a reference to the mobydik book

  • That robot lady creeps me out! God i wish i could break her!

  • @starfear494 GLaDOS. 'That robot lady' is called GLaDOS.

  • @starfear494 Now you now 'that robot lady's' name.

  • @IKillBabyKittensLOL Is this a cool game?? dont u have any weapons too shoot or something?

  • @ThePersBoy Yes, you have the Portal Gun, which is more awesome than anything, even more awesome than a Smith&Wesson 500.

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  • omg wheatley's alive

  • 9:35 THERE'S A LOBBY? I WANT OUT!!!

  • Bitch...ad a few zeros to this t(-_-t)

    Love, chell

  • i was stuck in the room at 00:51 for at least 30 mins

  • @Habbitwilldevil your a fucking idiot...TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OL

  • 10 people are... OH FOR GOD SAKES YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... JUST GIMME SUM THUMBS-UP!!!!

  • @Habbitwilldevil you obviously haven't played level 18 in the first game...

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl is ther's a movie or something? How do u know her name is chell? Please if there is a movie, give me a link :3

  • @FallenStarXoX no movie. The creators of the game annoucned her name as chell

  • But who is Chell? I watched the walktrough of the first game, but it didn't say anything!!! Is ther's something that I missed -_-''

  • @FallenStarXoX Chell is the character you play as.

  • 10:13 lol

  • WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATT­TTTTTTTLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!­!!!!

    I need this game. shame Tesco SOLD OUT

  • Did anybody else see the soprano turret in the lift?

  • @ContrabassDrio2325 where?

    

  • @poelsemandenpalle

    At the end of the test chamber. Before you get in the lift, you'll see the Prima Donna/Soprano/Wife/Fat turret leaving in the previous lift. If you use noclip (on PC) you can see it.

  • HES ALIVE

  • glados is having her period

  • @xvideoxgamerrx eh hem her "oil"

  • "Look at you soaring majestically through the air like an eagle.......pioliting a blimp."

    xD ouch tht was rlly mean but gotta admit hillarious

    thumbs up if u agree

  • no body, no body than you is that cruel

  • @SkyroDarkson exept me

  • Chell isn't fat, she's curvy.

    GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CURVY!

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  • @LotsaSpaghetti84 She's damn good looking.

  • @LotsaSpaghetti84 I just gave you your 100th thumbs up.

  • you obviously already finish the game because you don't even look what you're suppose to do

  • i hate this level

  • BIRD LOL

  • @masmed5 no, only until test 21 and u only begin testing again until chapter 7 or something (no spoilers here)

  • happy tree frends = EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! (DONT WACH HAPPY TREE FRENDS!)

  • @emo57minecraft May I ask what that has to do with this?

  • @msh11201996 uuuuuh, nuthin :\

  • 3:05 ow

  • THE DUCK SONG FTW XD

  • for some insane psychotic reason i am scared out of my mind of tyhis game..i can not play it in like never

  • is this whole game just tests?

  • I'm too obsessed with wheatley sometimes...

  • Lol

  • BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD

  • Like an Eagle...

    Piloting a blimp.