what happens if there really is a portal gun invented, but it can make a portal on any surface......what happens if you then shoot a portal at someone???with only one portal???what about two then???
i would have told that computer that her father is a microwave and her mother is a washing machine and she can go screw herself while she watches them do the spin cycle
@FusionFallDancer Basically, she shoves "killing someone else is wrong" down our goddamn throats and tries to make us feel bad for killing her for half the game, when she apparently "killed" the door mainframe herself without much hesitation or second thoughts.
Lol she said that you kill people who are trying to help you, If Chell could talk she would probably say: well you tried to murder me in a fire pit when I was test for you so it's the other way around (i was helping tasting the chambers and GLaDOS tried to kill me)
@gabrieldeltc After the explosion the party bot that Glados said would took chell if she laid face down came a broth her back there,poor chell just a few step to freedom ;(
@vijaykurosaki OMWN! (oh my wheating notch) I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! but it's so accurate! and they're two of my favorite sci-fi's (portal and artemis fowl)
umm guys didnt u notice how the orange robot looks like a penis and the blue one looks like a ball and if u combine them together u get a fucking dick seriously
I wonder how its too expensive to pump air down there but not too expensive to pump natural light..... Just a little thought that popped into my head....
At the end of the test chamber. Before you get in the lift, you'll see the Prima Donna/Soprano/Wife/Fat turret leaving in the previous lift. If you use noclip (on PC) you can see it.
lol opera turret in the elevator xD
dreamerxofxroses 1 day ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
good to know that weatly is alive :P
DJLTheFirst 4 days ago
its boring how you know this and if you dont im screaming at the computer omg its right there
ilikepie1231231231 5 days ago
3:37 an eagle... piloting a blimp...
wtf, GLaDOS?
KeithTwoBit3207 5 days ago
@KeithTwoBit3207 CORRECTION: Its an eagle piloting a blimp AWESOMELY
507764CAT 4 days ago
this game hard
nuff said
greenspy76 1 week ago
Where did wheatiy go in the first place?
ssmars39 2 weeks ago 2
That robots a b$!*#
32cRad 3 weeks ago
I LOvE WHeATlY
mrzorro130 4 weeks ago
Wheatly's back for a few secs eh?
kanerules7 1 month ago
That is what glados said in the fast gibberish
JDaMac815 1 month ago
And methodically knocking peoples hats off then i account it high time to get sea has soon as i can.
JDaMac815 1 month ago
SHE's SO PISSED off but why, glados tryed to kill here in the first place so...
whatafuuuuu 1 month ago
@whatafuuuuu what did you expect from an illogically insane robot?
AjTheArtist 3 weeks ago
@AjTheArtist I thought that's what Wheatley was. He was programmed to be a moron.
E1craZ4life 2 weeks ago
3:02 ouch! lol
whatafuuuuu 1 month ago
So if the cubes are sentient, then maybe Ratman wasn't that crazy...
TheLakelandgator 1 month ago
Why is GLaDOS so nasty? ._.
xArnold99x 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
@xArnold99x Chell killed GLaDOS, and GLaDOS is pissed...
ActionReplayPerson 1 month ago
I WANT THE MOVIE OF THIS GAME xD PLEASEEEEEEEE xD
leilahope93 1 month ago
ANGRY BIRDS!!!
EDEmylove 1 month ago
The deer was a lie
himynameisjohan 1 month ago 6
portal the movie
CSCTVProductions 1 month ago 3
GlaDOS is so funny
LordEvilton18 1 month ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
i saw a deer once mama *slobbers*
loldude2729 1 month ago
why robots like GlaDOS made me so sad?
HSOGabriel 1 month ago
11:03 LOL! fail xD
IluvPoker100 1 month ago
how many flipping tests are there.
metalgarurumon669 1 month ago
wheatly his back :D hehehe his not dead
danjoelabrenica 1 month ago
Ah, BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD!
NetherJester 1 month ago 49
@NetherJester wheatly is hilarious.
metalgarurumon669 1 month ago
The cube can float when remove the bridge under certain conditions, its a glitch i found.
doomfan12345 1 month ago
this bitch is crazy
AlnerRaySnickers15 1 month ago
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this game is boring -.-
The123kevkev321 1 month ago
@The123kevkev321 or you are just boring
ch1ckeNNN 1 month ago
@The123kevkev321 Oh, that slaps me on the knee.
Kakashinaro 1 month ago
thx! helped me so much!
VaryRandomVideos 1 month ago
&thegreenfire93 "It will also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." :p
fataltorch3956 1 month ago
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GLaDOS: Ohhh, no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version.
GLaDOS: (fast gibberish)
GLaDOS: There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be right back.
pff ass
60WH3AD 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
did u know a portal can prevent heart disease
gamer6ism 2 months ago
Ah. GLaDOS. You're such an arse
S117Rules 2 months ago 55
@S117Rules watch your langrage
kind1253 1 month ago
@kind1253 This is youtube, no one watches it
mrXD57 1 month ago
10:14 XDXDXD One of Wheatley's best line.
45redbat 2 months ago
I keep waiting for wheatly to show up again. I loved him
GabeyBabey113 2 months ago
GLaDOS: Ohhh, no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version.
GLaDOS: (fast gibberish)
GLaDOS: There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be right back.
Chell: ....
krr55gunso 2 months ago
I dunno sharks ate my cousin
PeachAndYoshifan1000 2 months ago
well, you can't say GlaDOS don't have a sense of humor...
thegreenfire93 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
I just made up a new game: Where's Wheatly?
TheCoasterCreator 2 months ago 2
A bit came up about a door mal-fuctioning, but it didn't come up on yours?!?
michaeldavid1995 2 months ago
9:39 "That's not a bone you are talking about..."
IWPayu 2 months ago
he was talking about the bird with the egg and the living again remember aguamarine0899
zelda12133379 2 months ago
a bloody bird! right?couldn't belive it either. and then the bird
best subrirles ever!
tommymartin2001 2 months ago
even though whe--- spouler, but BIRD god i love his stupidity
AllTheLittleChildren 2 months ago
Like an eagle.... piloting a blimp..
AllTheLittleChildren 2 months ago
Whethaly's ALIVE! :D!
zelda12133379 2 months ago
@zelda12133379 SERIOUSLY !? Where where TELL ME! :)
aquamarine0899 2 months ago
@aquamarine0899 1:43 -.- top comment
GTHEBESTDUDE 2 months ago
was i were the only one who watches walkthrough before playing the game?
MVNIdewinalisa 3 months ago 3
what happens if there really is a portal gun invented, but it can make a portal on any surface......what happens if you then shoot a portal at someone???with only one portal???what about two then???
humla2000 3 months ago
Yesterday you were dead yesterday
bobmanme 3 months ago
weirdest.ad.ever
the5coolboys 3 months ago
10:18 WHEATLEY =D
omegaridley100 3 months ago
Well it IS the word you know... *shot*
bobcat159 3 months ago
"i-AAAAH! AHHH! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!" cracked me up! XD
lolly071461 3 months ago
04:30 WTF? How could she saw deer yesterday if she raised today???
creaturefromdarza10 3 months ago
3:31 ''look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like a eagle. piloting a blimp'' LMFAO?? A EAGAL PILOTING A BLIMP?
DarkMecH68 3 months ago
GLaDOS loves calling Chell fat, now doesn't she XD
LavenderTownRose 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA wheatly got attack by a litte birdy XD
HughJackmanFan100 3 months ago
@videogamesinginggirl Thanks for the info.
gamemstr9000 3 months ago
Just wondering.
gamemstr9000 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Can you die in this game?
gamemstr9000 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@gamemstr9000 i dont think there is a game out there where you dont die, so yes.
videogamesinginggirl 3 months ago
@gamemstr9000 you can, but there are many check points.
flamedrag18 3 months ago
00:34 GlaDOS Trolling
theus663 3 months ago
10 Pepole havent afford.
epicxbox369clips 3 months ago
What I would love to see is someone playing this game with no knowledge how to play it and they know nothing about the first game. :D
3icemonkey 3 months ago
i would have told that computer that her father is a microwave and her mother is a washing machine and she can go screw herself while she watches them do the spin cycle
MegaGuyver01 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 Walkthrough by Media Cows
@MegaGuyver01 then she would crush your skull
TheKcyankees 4 months ago
The part about the deer makes me think about Clannad ...
Kotomi used to recite : The day before i saw a deer , yesterday i saw a rabbit and today ...
Anyone else get that feel
TheSleeperer 4 months ago
10:37- GLaDOS... You´re a goddamn hypocrite....
Kenisi1 4 months ago
@Kenisi1 I agree, but could you explain a bit more please?
FusionFallDancer 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@FusionFallDancer Basically, she shoves "killing someone else is wrong" down our goddamn throats and tries to make us feel bad for killing her for half the game, when she apparently "killed" the door mainframe herself without much hesitation or second thoughts.
Kenisi1 4 months ago
Anyone getting mindfucked when you 1st started playing?:D
veryevil95 4 months ago
Alright GlaDos we get it you hate our guts!
thelonelyanime 4 months ago
Glados dialogue makes me crack up hahaha XD
kemuael 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
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Freeforallofyou 4 months ago
TWO WORDS:
Total Mindfuck.
steeleknight002 4 months ago
When i first played this I thought..DID SHE JUST CALL ME FAT?!
sydsyd1134 4 months ago
Lol she said that you kill people who are trying to help you, If Chell could talk she would probably say: well you tried to murder me in a fire pit when I was test for you so it's the other way around (i was helping tasting the chambers and GLaDOS tried to kill me)
starfoxfan123 4 months ago
Wait um... didn´t Chell scaped in the first game? you use the same character right? how did she got there again?
gabrieldeltc 4 months ago
@gabrieldeltc After the explosion the party bot that Glados said would took chell if she laid face down came a broth her back there,poor chell just a few step to freedom ;(
The57912 4 months ago
@gabrieldeltc The robot that dragged her away?
TheJackster99 3 months ago
@TheJackster99 Well excuse me, I played the first game before they patched the ending.
gabrieldeltc 3 months ago
I thought GLaDOS wanted to reanimate the dead after Chell died.
TehRavenclaww 4 months ago
this prove that all AI are scared of bird
S0uluser6 4 months ago
what was behind that panel in chamber 11 ?
when he got that the camera and went on the lightbridge ?
it looked like there was a room back there .
AyasaurusRexx 4 months ago
I want this game so much, but my computer is a as slow as a turtle
DaffyDaffyDaffy33322 4 months ago
LOL! GlaDOS reminds me of only one person: Opal Koboi from the Artemis Fowl series. Pompous, brilliant, sociopathic....
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago 62
@vijaykurosaki Omg!!! Totally!!! I love her so much! And now you, of course, for reading A.F!!! You made my day!
demyxiv 4 months ago
@demyxiv Um...thanks for that...
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@demyxiv ...but I'm a guy...
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki I said her on Opal, I get you´re a guy, I just said I hearted you.
demyxiv 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki you forgot one thing... evil
TheMarioman121 3 months ago
@vijaykurosaki OMWN! (oh my wheating notch) I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! but it's so accurate! and they're two of my favorite sci-fi's (portal and artemis fowl)
BumbleBee1188 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
@vijaykurosaki I just realized we should keep them apart. AT ALL COSTS! O.O
Brambleshadow11 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@vijaykurosaki I know right??
aquamarine0899 2 months ago
i dont understand the game :D:D
KnackArsch12 4 months ago
ITS A LIE!
d53095 4 months ago
in chamber 9 i think thats the panel that was smaking the coop robot
ConnorsBattlefield 4 months ago
GladOs looks overly sarcastic in this one compared to portal 1 lol
AlquimistEd 4 months ago
1:43 WHEATLY! :D
erkpwnzall 4 months ago 33
I wanted to hear about the Deer too =( I remember I all looked forward to it =|...
mrbisshie 4 months ago
3:09 Ouch, bet that hurt...
PJBottomz 4 months ago
umm guys didnt u notice how the orange robot looks like a penis and the blue one looks like a ball and if u combine them together u get a fucking dick seriously
CreationX172 5 months ago
GLADoS IS SO MEAN but I feel bad for her at the end of this game.
redique 5 months ago
GLaDOS ... killed the door oAo
TaylorBaww 5 months ago
Wow, GLaDOS is a bi*ch...
kangahorse 5 months ago
the little ball is back
luiswarrior1000 5 months ago
the litle ball is baaaak
luiswarrior1000 5 months ago
wheatley is a murderer, he killed murdered the door frame and little baby birds that were still in their eggs :p
bestdudeever765 5 months ago
How many people ever wonder if whenever your computer screws up, that this "proper maniac" may be messing with you? lol
Kaligraphy22 5 months ago
I wonder how its too expensive to pump air down there but not too expensive to pump natural light..... Just a little thought that popped into my head....
HakuTheUmbreon 5 months ago
damnit LBH stole my idea
killwillykill 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
*know
IKillBabyKittensLOL 5 months ago
Yeh
Cscope1717 5 months ago
lol you know the fast gibberish is actually an easter egg.... a reference to the mobydik book
Rekon4085 5 months ago
That robot lady creeps me out! God i wish i could break her!
starfear494 5 months ago
@starfear494 GLaDOS. 'That robot lady' is called GLaDOS.
IKillBabyKittensLOL 5 months ago
@IKillBabyKittensLOL and?
starfear494 5 months ago
@starfear494 Now you now 'that robot lady's' name.
IKillBabyKittensLOL 5 months ago
@IKillBabyKittensLOL Is this a cool game?? dont u have any weapons too shoot or something?
ThePersBoy 5 months ago
@ThePersBoy Yes, you have the Portal Gun, which is more awesome than anything, even more awesome than a Smith&Wesson 500.
HerbredMadness 5 months ago
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lildude825 5 months ago
omg wheatley's alive
Starsupurs 5 months ago
9:35 THERE'S A LOBBY? I WANT OUT!!!
columbus8myhw 5 months ago
Bitch...ad a few zeros to this t(-_-t)
Love, chell
adangeroustheory 5 months ago
i was stuck in the room at 00:51 for at least 30 mins
GhostRush123 5 months ago
@Habbitwilldevil your a fucking idiot...TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
AfricanPubes69 5 months ago
10 people are... OH FOR GOD SAKES YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... JUST GIMME SUM THUMBS-UP!!!!
legoclockfreak710 5 months ago 19
@Habbitwilldevil you obviously haven't played level 18 in the first game...
nh7262 5 months ago
@kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl is ther's a movie or something? How do u know her name is chell? Please if there is a movie, give me a link :3
FallenStarXoX 5 months ago
@FallenStarXoX no movie. The creators of the game annoucned her name as chell
Mangobitz 5 months ago
But who is Chell? I watched the walktrough of the first game, but it didn't say anything!!! Is ther's something that I missed -_-''
FallenStarXoX 5 months ago
@FallenStarXoX Chell is the character you play as.
kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl 5 months ago
10:13 lol
LinkYaman 6 months ago
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
I need this game. shame Tesco SOLD OUT
RazerTheTechDragon 6 months ago
Did anybody else see the soprano turret in the lift?
ContrabassDrio2325 6 months ago
@ContrabassDrio2325 where?
poelsemandenpalle 5 months ago
@poelsemandenpalle
At the end of the test chamber. Before you get in the lift, you'll see the Prima Donna/Soprano/Wife/Fat turret leaving in the previous lift. If you use noclip (on PC) you can see it.
ContrabassDrio2325 5 months ago
HES ALIVE
mrprice061 6 months ago
glados is having her period
xvideoxgamerrx 6 months ago 32
@xvideoxgamerrx eh hem her "oil"
chilchillen227 4 months ago
"Look at you soaring majestically through the air like an eagle.......pioliting a blimp."
xD ouch tht was rlly mean but gotta admit hillarious
thumbs up if u agree
YoshiLover17 6 months ago 5
no body, no body than you is that cruel
SkyroDarkson 6 months ago
@SkyroDarkson exept me
thundararious 6 months ago
Chell isn't fat, she's curvy.
GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CURVY!
LotsaSpaghetti84 6 months ago 137
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F4fullpower 5 months ago
@LotsaSpaghetti84 She's damn good looking.
F4fullpower 5 months ago
@LotsaSpaghetti84 I just gave you your 100th thumbs up.
SketchTM 4 months ago
you obviously already finish the game because you don't even look what you're suppose to do
06Bulllet06 6 months ago
i hate this level
sh0tgun4 6 months ago
BIRD LOL
TheNintendo101 6 months ago
@masmed5 no, only until test 21 and u only begin testing again until chapter 7 or something (no spoilers here)
TheNintendo101 6 months ago
happy tree frends = EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! (DONT WACH HAPPY TREE FRENDS!)
emo57minecraft 6 months ago
@emo57minecraft May I ask what that has to do with this?
msh11201996 6 months ago
@msh11201996 uuuuuh, nuthin :\
emo57minecraft 6 months ago
3:05 ow
emo57minecraft 6 months ago
THE DUCK SONG FTW XD
emo57minecraft 6 months ago
for some insane psychotic reason i am scared out of my mind of tyhis game..i can not play it in like never
DeathByMonkeys12 6 months ago
is this whole game just tests?
masmed5 6 months ago
I'm too obsessed with wheatley sometimes...
marffgirl 6 months ago
Lol
TheNintendo101 6 months ago
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
TheNintendo101 6 months ago
Like an Eagle...
Piloting a blimp.
BlackfireVenus 6 months ago