Anthony Bourdain - New Zealand

[Scooternz]

you tube: john key conflict

john key has been found to have shares in bank of america

[gmaureen]

Very funny. That audience just froze him out.

[brisayshi]

He's the hash slinging slasher!!

[howtoplanaparty]

Your biggest problem, I think, stems from thinkin of New Yorkers and New Englanders, and city people, as regular people, rather than thinkin of Christian Fundamentalists as regular people. Remember, Tony, numbers do not regularity make. And familiarity does not quality make.

[rammstein2k]

2 PACKS A DAY!! WOW

[Gafif150230]

... do we really sound like that? the MC and that inn keeper, sound Australian. 

[SECRETBOL]

wow the kiwis really make for a boring audience !!!!!!

[torpedofish]

Rule #1 Know your crowd!

[Artfryne]

hobbitses. they stole it from us precious

[krabby4000]

hes saw the old, dry, humorless dieing population of new zealand, what a fucking embarrassment.

[nicknztw]

Humorless Cantabs, what an embarrassment.

[cagelsthrough]

I would have wanted to jump off a cliff if I made that joke and nobody laughed!

[anahel1231]

he's funny there just being rude.

[moonnx2]

*crowd* silence................rofl

[moonnx2]

*crowd* silence................rofl

[jmonteleone0927]

"Poor Piggie" I could never kill my dinner. thank god for walmart

[YeuLaKho]

lol..

[mixmmick]

Aussies would have got that joke about Food porn. Maybe he should have mentioned sheep, they may have gotten real excited then. :-P

[lemoneylemon]

i love how he admits that his book was indeed utter bollox. i like him.

[Bladewing10]

Those guys at the Church need to get the sticks out of their asses.

[snarkpool]

He's not IN a church, the city is called Christchurch.

[Bladewing10]

@snarkpool

Okay, then the people of Christchurch need to pull the sticks out of their asses.

[oddun]

typical south island humourless rednecks

[betrayer006]

tough crowd...when i first watched this on tv i thought haha what a dick...but ever since my bro downlaoded a series of "no reservation" videos i became his fan...

[linglingx911]

footporn lol

[VaultBoy18]

"Food Porn"

[AstonMartinStig]

why do his Scandinavian shows sucks so much, i mean he even admits that they sucks. especially iceland lawlawlwallw so bad

[sowhatnowhere]

shower stall, haha

[xoxMUDZxox]

LOL visitors to NZ come to the North Island first

[Dayberry]

Hows that

[CapriceK]

how is he racist? He hasn't even mentioned anything about race.

[wantednomore]

you know what....im form christchurch,,i love this guy.....those "people" made him look like he was a dick or something what cunts!!

whoever all those fucks were, lighten up..your not poncy mother fuckers, your kiwi......fucking appreciate it god damn it

[chefdaparie]

haahahahahaha true bro i work at the convention centre.but missed him that time couse i was over sea's i bet ya those peaple were from mount pleasent or merivale aye or thay just have there head stuck up the arse "SHAME ON YOU CHCH"

The rest of us arnt like that.

[simondunkerley]

haha never should have gone to christchurch and talked about porn

[EvertonVianadeSousa]

Olá! Esta terra é tão bonita... Everton, São Paulo- Brasil.

[cangooooods]

Oh my gosh his talking to the New Zealander crowd was so funny.

[ogopogo25]

this guy is an idiot, what a bad show, but i love new zealand

[bored1980]

Once you skip past this guy's self-congratulatory "I've done it all, I've been everywhere" stuff it gets really interesting. Makes me proud to be a kiwi.

[kamg07]

Foodies.

[Jack105e]

One of the people at the start pulled a nazi salute at the camera lol

[dhereek2]

lighter numbnuts!

LOL

[ILuvJoeJonasSoMuch01]

fuck kiwis

[KiwiNicci]

Coming from a dick head who luvs Joe Jonas!! good on ya!. Bikini girl has more talent than them!!

[NafeesLACC]

I take that back, damn that looked so similar.

[NafeesLACC]

Singapore Airlines Flight Attendants at 2:18

[codeinestation]

What a bunch of miserable fuckers at that talk, what?!

[anvilofcrom]

Porno jokes aren't going to go down well with that bunch of antiques...they all looked 50+.Christchurch is in the South Island too, bunch of Scottish Presbytarian fanatics.

[CulturePeaceForever]

Hey U sayin I wasted my $ on cookbooks(international)I DID cook from it....10+yrs.ago.lol.,???Bourd­ain is Dutch?I thought that was a French surname!!

[lordbutz]

damn...that was bad but he was awesome

[gadogado123]

Ouch.. tough crowd!

[CH3MIS7RY]

that was painful! his job rules so he can afford to get smacked around a little...

[SouthStags88]

Wow.Tough crowd.He should've come down to Southland where people actually know how to laugh.

[anvilofcrom]

Because Southland is just sooo much different than Christchurch?...

[Greentoponxx]

LOL wat am I doing naked ONline at this time?>?? i have no idea!

umm LOL ahhehe uG

[amaelamin64]

hahaha. oh poor bourdain. it actually does make sense what he said, that ppl only buy cookbooks to look at the pictures but never actually make the dishes!

[kiwidave07]

Anthony was probably funny but its not a good idea to open a speech mentioning porn. Kiwis have a good sense of humor mostly but we prefer the british humour and dryer kinds. Albiet(that word shows my age) I like american humour. Incidently to all you americans -My daughters are around 20 and I find it very hard to understand their accent!!! -I'm from Christchurch.

[plasticine86]

What a bunch of fucking cunts.

[EdOoi]

Got lighter numbnuts?

[01Guitar10]

Im a kiwi and I thought he was funny! Then again im not from christchurch...geez those people he was speaking to need to get a sense of humour! They have that real south island accent too...must say I prefer the North Island accent. He shouldve gone to Queenstown...beaustiful!

[Wellington1138]

The best thing to happen to Tony was getting off the Food Network. He stuck out like a sore thumb in that wasteland of blandness. Now, he has a longer running time, better production values, and a network that won't complain that audiences aren't interested in foreigners.

[mongchau9]

LOL. Lord of the Rings...haha...Gotta love Anthony.

[elilai02]

As a kiwi, i completely understand the reaction he got. We're awful in crowd situations! Very unresponsive! Especially in christchurch....

[mongchau9]

OMg I felt so bad for Anthony when he spoke in front of those people. I would want to hang myself too!

[Kathadoro]

I want to either be, take acid with, or fuck Anthony Bourdain. I haven't decided yet.

[boobbob]

I wish you good luck on your quest.

[Mercedeh910]

id pick fuck anyday hah

[Kathadoro]

I want to either be, take acid with, or fuck Anthony Bourdain. I haven't decided yet.

[zappa84]

take acid with

[zora17zora]

I travel all over the world and I completely understood his situation after several trips to New Zealand to play rugby. They certainly have a different sense of humour. At least they can lay claim to an ability to really play rugby very well.

[niki1991]

ehh.....where did you travel....?!

[zora17zora]

Scared to get into a nasty web battle... My job has seen me in dozens of countries and I did not have the best time during my multiple visits to NZ (on a relative basis)even though I have several great friends from the Island and LOVE rugby. That being said I completely understood Anthony's experience.

[lafratta99]

tough crowd

[thomastrouble]

hahahha food porn

[niki1991]

ehh......what do you mean....?!

[niki1991]

ehh......what do you mean....?!

[scotty19855]

I love New Zealand!

[datoofairee]

....EdOoi.... Your just jealous coz you aint a New Zealander !

[poetscove]

The frequent frozen sequences are annoying! Picture quality is very poor. Your comments are almost as bad as your attitude. You waisted my time.

[bravenewworld1]

ehh.

I dont think that was his kind of crowd.

[EdOoi]

new zealander are weirdos

[tessro]

is this the first ever episode of No Reservations?

[Conner18k]

last episode of the first season

[butterfly45690]

I agree, I love this guy!!

[SecretAgentNo1]

Anthony Bourdain For President!

[GretchenPlay]

Generally after these events i want to hang myself in the shower stall...

Oh gosh this man is sexy!

[mercidez]

Good episode. I'd recommend it to someone as their first Anthony Bourdain episode.

[ahallnz]

The joke was hilliarous.  Im from NZ and have lived in CHCH I think it was funny. Pitty it cost so much to go to that festival, I would have laughed and been the only one!

[apachedisco]

I SAID THE LIGHTER NUMBNUTS! lol

[ruakaka]

he said the joke in Christchurch! The only city in New Zealand that is totally populated by one-eyed, humourless,rednecks that have this delusion that they are living in the best city in the country. Road kill has more personality than your average Cantabrian. They do have a bloody good rugby team thou. I'll give them that.

[mrobviously]

did he attempt a joke there?where'd you go glennbel, smoke a bunch of weed with the locals did we..bet people were laughing at you tho

[frankguevara]

couldnt stop laughing at the food porn. damn uptight new zealanders.

[ILikeLightbulbs]

aaah that Joke wasnt funny....DRY DRY DRY

[Crispysmith123]

Dude! Look at the audience for that joke-all a bunch of sad sacks and old people! Serioulsy, we do have a decent sense of humour its just these people are not representative of that.

[chompy44]

of course, editing made the speech look alot worse than it was.

[saveMe82]

ouch tt one gotta sux man!! d audience r so uptight..tension i might say...dey shuld noe anthony is a very open minded man and has lots of wit..or else why would ey buy his books in d first place...loosen up

[krystalyn1971]

god he's hilarious!

[phonepimpbill]

How could anyone not understand the food porn joke?  Dead audiences SUCK.

[GlennBel]

I'm not suprised that the provincial, white, uptight New Zealanders didn't get the food porn joke. I've been there and they seem marooned far away from that thing called "humor." I think only the Maori know how to laugh there.

[ShaolinSurfer777]

lol...Food pooorn...Dude..I feel you man! I've been there especially around Speech class. U gotta understand, ppl have different sense of humor around the world.