I remember playing this about 10 years ago... I got up to like stage 03 or maybe 04 and gave up.... the game isn't that difficult but the controls are pretty primitive and unforgiving
I'm gonna go against all ya haters, this game is actually real cool AND fun, and yes, it had some restrictions about the religous content, so, for example, they put a bomb instead of a holy water flask, or a boomerang instead of a cross
looks kinda fun, will try to find an emulator later and try this out......but heard lots of bad things about it.....and @BombermanGold , thats the most epic thing anyone have ever written, i laughed so god damn hard! xD
Simon got cursed by Dracula into eating the DEMON CHILIDOG. Only way to relieve himself of his "torment" is to find the Toilet of Dracula in order to "release" his "curse". But Dracula is hell bent on not letting Simon put a number 2 on HIS throne. Will our hero make it before the curse makes him take a VERY unwanted dump in the middle of Transylvania?
I'm surprised Konami used two tracks from such an obscure game in the DS games. Although for a crappy excuse for an arcade game it does have decent music. I guess they never forgot about it.
Even though I can't stand this Castlevania. I thought it waz the worst one by far. I'm a big Castlevania fan and I couldn't believe the cheesiness of this one. The soap opera intro, his weird (yes I agree with people) toilet walk and the all around weirdness of this one.
Still a very entertaining walkthrough.
By the way, how do you record on MAME Plus? I can't figure it out.
Are you sure this is version M? From what I heard, enemies take off half your life when you're hit, but you only received minor damage. Is there some explanation?
Simon walks like he'd just been raped and is looking for a doctor.
danilokun 4 months ago
this looks cool, i MUST try it
amodelamateria 8 months ago
I loved this game! I always played it when I was at work!
Kr4v3rd 9 months ago
Oh, well. No doors??
MarioJuniorBR 9 months ago
The music rocks!
badbit 9 months ago
@EllisEndye LOL!! Same here!! :D :D :D I had the same problem back then! xD
PsychoticLuke 11 months ago
I remember playing this about 10 years ago... I got up to like stage 03 or maybe 04 and gave up.... the game isn't that difficult but the controls are pretty primitive and unforgiving
MrZangetsu468 1 year ago
The music in this game is great - not that you can really tell with the sound quality in this video. =P
CollisionCat 1 year ago 2
I didn't say anything was wrong with CVII, I like it myself and cmon, just because you love something doesn't mean you can't toy around with it.
tempkn145 1 year ago
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE DIORRHEA!
bangyourhead5 1 year ago 3
@bangyourhead5
2:09
THE TOILET BREAK VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE CONSTIPATION
Sejr 7 months ago 4
This makes Castlevania: The Adventure look amazing.
ZioIsPwnzor 1 year ago
I thought Medusa from SoTN was pathetic.
I guess Simon will crap his .... w/e the hell he's wearing if he tries to run:P
MsGhoulz 1 year ago
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djkotai 1 year ago
FFS! This is Castlevania on crack!
MusicOfAdam 1 year ago
he got stomachache =D
emanresu81 1 year ago
w t F
theretrogamerno1 1 year ago
he walks like he took a massive 2012 shit in his pants lol
itachigangsta72 1 year ago
Huh, loved this song in Portrait of ruin.
khlova 1 year ago
simon looks like hes gunna take a shit,correction,a BIG shit
prixcn 1 year ago
I used to play this at Kids R' Kids when I was 6. I was the best at it back in the day.
SuperWarriorMullet 1 year ago
I'm gonna go against all ya haters, this game is actually real cool AND fun, and yes, it had some restrictions about the religous content, so, for example, they put a bomb instead of a holy water flask, or a boomerang instead of a cross
and the music is just epic
Minority119 1 year ago
@Minority119= Yeah, I liked the game too. Funny thing, if an atheist ever goes up against Dracula, he is screwed.
vigo894 1 year ago
looks kinda fun, will try to find an emulator later and try this out......but heard lots of bad things about it.....and @BombermanGold , thats the most epic thing anyone have ever written, i laughed so god damn hard! xD
Wumbawa 1 year ago
Simon got cursed by Dracula into eating the DEMON CHILIDOG. Only way to relieve himself of his "torment" is to find the Toilet of Dracula in order to "release" his "curse". But Dracula is hell bent on not letting Simon put a number 2 on HIS throne. Will our hero make it before the curse makes him take a VERY unwanted dump in the middle of Transylvania?
BombermanGold 1 year ago 7
This is the game we demanded from Konami until it was finally emulated on a glorious day!
DanielBMS 1 year ago
he wears used diapers
Krankysimo 1 year ago
This Game looks like Shit!
xxxInforcerxxx 1 year ago
@xxxInforcerxxx thats cause it was made in 1988 dumbass
ar15xm15e2s 1 year ago
lol 0:07
Asrakorn 2 years ago
His walk cycle is kinda weird as if he's about to crap himself, and to top that, he grunts as if he is taking a crap...odd.
WiiFreedom 2 years ago
the first castlevania?
kathryn0200 2 years ago
MAN... seriously he really needs to trow that shit o.O
Rockdevilant 2 years ago
WOW
THIS GAME LOOKS FUCKING AWESOEM
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 2 years ago 2
You will be horribly disappointed.
Bastiest 2 years ago
I wanna play this game! It can't be as bad as the Gameboy Castlevanias.
psovegeta 2 years ago
0:39
OH CRAP IT'S YELLOW DEVIL
Nimbi64 2 years ago 2
This is a castlevania game?!!!! This is not the Simon I know!
accent361 2 years ago 2
I played this with a friend.... as it was impossible for us
you know? is version M of
MOTHERFU------- HARD
somahiru 2 years ago
indeed mate, this level is hard as hell!!!
XD
nightcygnus 2 years ago
version K is the easier one.
Luigi84289 2 years ago
Simon walks like he's got something stuck up his ass, and a bomb for the sub-weapon wha the fuck?
Gone1984 2 years ago 27
lol he walks like a bigmama eating too much kfc^^
kinmanyuen 2 years ago 2
what a funny comment i cant stop laughing
blackhwoarang26 2 years ago
That's what medieval hand grenades looked like, weirder is the tuxedo Simon wears in the intro wedding.
schtolteheim 2 years ago
This version of him is just a big joke.
WiiFreedom 2 years ago
hahhahha XD
blackhwoarang26 2 years ago
@Gone1984 Maybe he's got to shit.
Dracula9AntiChapel 10 months ago
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No cheats you say...
You could at least try to mask your savestates, dude.
onotoley12345 2 years ago
SUPER, at last I'll be able to see the entire game I could never go past the 2nd stage even with MAME. I couldn't get the cheats to work :(
reniett 2 years ago
I'm surprised Konami used two tracks from such an obscure game in the DS games. Although for a crappy excuse for an arcade game it does have decent music. I guess they never forgot about it.
HitakaPhoenix 2 years ago
Konami always put excellent music in their games
mruppel2 2 years ago
A Belmount changes to Link from Zelda :D, Sword, Bombs :)
pawel1818 2 years ago
I can't believe this is the fourth Castlevania and they didn't think of anything new. Even after Simon's Quest, they still remade the first one.
MasterBelmont 2 years ago
damn! that was almost flawless! good playing:)
LSIF0408 2 years ago
you play way better than jedite1
FarEastBeast79 2 years ago 3
Crucifix Held Close... I like it =)
KizukiYamada 2 years ago
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Why does Simon walk like he's carrying a load of shit on his ass?
orochi9 2 years ago
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I love the Mr. Macky zombies.
"I'm about to die, mmmkay."
Laveticus 3 years ago
Excellent playing!
Even though I can't stand this Castlevania. I thought it waz the worst one by far. I'm a big Castlevania fan and I couldn't believe the cheesiness of this one. The soap opera intro, his weird (yes I agree with people) toilet walk and the all around weirdness of this one.
Still a very entertaining walkthrough.
By the way, how do you record on MAME Plus? I can't figure it out.
Laveticus 3 years ago 3
Old Arcade = Cheeseness
that's a given.
but I really don't like the way he walks, lol
hasegawamiki 2 years ago
how do u throw bombs?
masterguy34 3 years ago
Hey, Skeleton! Mind telling me where the bathroom is? lol!
Super50videopower10 3 years ago 4
I always wonder why simon walks like he needs to use the bathroom or something.
Awesome gameplay I was only able to beat the japanese version...barely.
StealthiconX 3 years ago 3
Castlevania: Simon's Quest for the Transylvanian Toilet
tempkn145 3 years ago 38
@tempkn145
that so perfectly fits this POS for a Castlevania game.
RPGMazterX 1 year ago
@tempkn145 Nothing wrong with Castles II..
ThrobnWood 1 year ago
it's version M I can tell by the way the bats move.
Luigi84289 3 years ago
sorry for the question, but what is the difference between the versions? i don't know what version do i get
mruppel2 2 years ago
Are you sure this is version M? From what I heard, enemies take off half your life when you're hit, but you only received minor damage. Is there some explanation?
markyjoe1990 3 years ago
Not all enemies take half of your life.
evilaj2010 3 years ago
Hello, someone knows the difference of versions K, M, J...? What version I download?? thx
mruppel2 3 years ago
Dude, I fuckin suck at this game.
lobbleton 3 years ago
welcome to the club.
brokenseatbelt 2 years ago
one of my favorites songs in PoR, never though that the song was a remix of this
Anemite 3 years ago 3
simon walks like he has a dick in his ass
jjw1020 3 years ago
as always the music is real good
pumpkincutter 3 years ago 3
what crappy animation! the guy walks like he's got a problem.
DitchDigger311 3 years ago
Version M is for Mega Hard.
ggarcia84 3 years ago
portrait of ruin uses the same theme in the academy painting... i'm sure
DerRudymeister 3 years ago
You are correct!
rezlax31 3 years ago
wow, you make this hard ass game look so easy
jjw1020 3 years ago
that guy is god!!
NeoEveryhobby 3 years ago
I just can't get enough of the song "Cross Your Heart". Simply some of the best video game music I've ever herd.
MDthornton83 3 years ago 3
How do I get this game?? Is it a Rom file on an emulator ?? Sum1 let me know pleeze
Sharpofeos 4 years ago
Rom, it runs with mame but you need extra all the files of the game to play it.
RagingDemon1018 4 years ago
the zombies look like a dead Johnathan Morris
ChicaFuego 4 years ago
my friend said that too Xd
somahiru 2 years ago
Its official Rugal is the best at haunted castle!
creepingshadow607 4 years ago 4
Ah nice dude my videos are here now :D
evilaj2010 4 years ago