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  • Simon walks like he'd just been raped and is looking for a doctor.

  • this looks cool, i MUST try it

  • I loved this game! I always played it when I was at work!

  • Oh, well. No doors??

  • The music rocks!

  • @EllisEndye LOL!! Same here!! :D :D :D I had the same problem back then! xD

  • I remember playing this about 10 years ago... I got up to like stage 03 or maybe 04 and gave up.... the game isn't that difficult but the controls are pretty primitive and unforgiving

  • The music in this game is great - not that you can really tell with the sound quality in this video. =P

  • I didn't say anything was wrong with CVII, I like it myself and cmon, just because you love something doesn't mean you can't toy around with it.

  • WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE DIORRHEA!

  • @bangyourhead5

    2:09

    THE TOILET BREAK VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE CONSTIPATION

  • This makes Castlevania: The Adventure look amazing.

  • I thought Medusa from SoTN was pathetic.

    I guess Simon will crap his .... w/e the hell he's wearing if he tries to run:P

  • If you can play to Haunted Castle in cooperative mode up to 8 players donwload free game Castlevania Online in vvvvvv.remakesonline.conn

  • FFS! This is Castlevania on crack!

  • he got stomachache =D

  • w t  F

  • he walks like he took a massive 2012 shit in his pants lol

  • Huh, loved this song in Portrait of ruin.

  • simon looks like hes gunna take a shit,correction,a BIG shit

  • I used to play this at Kids R' Kids when I was 6. I was the best at it back in the day.

  • I'm gonna go against all ya haters, this game is actually real cool AND fun, and yes, it had some restrictions about the religous content, so, for example, they put a bomb instead of a holy water flask, or a boomerang instead of a cross

    and the music is just epic

  • @Minority119= Yeah, I liked the game too. Funny thing, if an atheist ever goes up against Dracula, he is screwed.

  • looks kinda fun, will try to find an emulator later and try this out......but heard lots of bad things about it.....and @BombermanGold , thats the most epic thing anyone have ever written, i laughed so god damn hard! xD

  • Simon got cursed by Dracula into eating the DEMON CHILIDOG. Only way to relieve himself of his "torment" is to find the Toilet of Dracula in order to "release" his "curse". But Dracula is hell bent on not letting Simon put a number 2 on HIS throne. Will our hero make it before the curse makes him take a VERY unwanted dump in the middle of Transylvania?

  • This is the game we demanded from Konami until it was finally emulated on a glorious day!

  • he wears used diapers

  • This Game looks like Shit!

  • @xxxInforcerxxx thats cause it was made in 1988 dumbass

  • lol 0:07

  • His walk cycle is kinda weird as if he's about to crap himself, and to top that, he grunts as if he is taking a crap...odd.

  • the first castlevania?

  • MAN... seriously he really needs to trow that shit o.O

  • WOW

    THIS GAME LOOKS FUCKING AWESOEM

  • You will be horribly disappointed.

  • I wanna play this game! It can't be as bad as the Gameboy Castlevanias.

  • 0:39

    OH CRAP IT'S YELLOW DEVIL

  • This is a castlevania game?!!!! This is not the Simon I know!

  • I played this with a friend.... as it was impossible for us

    you know? is version M of

    MOTHERFU------- HARD

  • indeed mate, this level is hard as hell!!!

    XD

  • version K is the easier one.

  • Simon walks like he's got something stuck up his ass, and a bomb for the sub-weapon wha the fuck?

  • lol he walks like a bigmama eating too much kfc^^

  • what a funny comment i cant stop laughing

  • That's what medieval hand grenades looked like, weirder is the tuxedo Simon wears in the intro wedding.

  • This version of him is just a big joke.

  • hahhahha XD

  • @Gone1984 Maybe he's got to shit.

  • SUPER, at last I'll be able to see the entire game I could never go past the 2nd stage even with MAME. I couldn't get the cheats to work :(

  • I'm surprised Konami used two tracks from such an obscure game in the DS games. Although for a crappy excuse for an arcade game it does have decent music. I guess they never forgot about it.

  • Konami always put excellent music in their games

  • A Belmount changes to Link from Zelda :D, Sword, Bombs :)

  • I can't believe this is the fourth Castlevania and they didn't think of anything new. Even after Simon's Quest, they still remade the first one.

  • damn! that was almost flawless! good playing:)

  • you play way better than jedite1

  • Crucifix Held Close... I like it =)

  • Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I love the Mr. Macky zombies.

    "I'm about to die, mmmkay."

  • Excellent playing!

    Even though I can't stand this Castlevania. I thought it waz the worst one by far. I'm a big Castlevania fan and I couldn't believe the cheesiness of this one. The soap opera intro, his weird (yes I agree with people) toilet walk and the all around weirdness of this one.

    Still a very entertaining walkthrough.

    By the way, how do you record on MAME Plus? I can't figure it out.

  • Old Arcade = Cheeseness

    that's a given.

    but I really don't like the way he walks, lol

  • how do u throw bombs?

  • Hey, Skeleton! Mind telling me where the bathroom is? lol!

  • I always wonder why simon walks like he needs to use the bathroom or something.

    Awesome gameplay I was only able to beat the japanese version...barely.

  • Castlevania: Simon's Quest for the Transylvanian Toilet

  • @tempkn145

    that so perfectly fits this POS for a Castlevania game.

  • @tempkn145 Nothing wrong with Castles II..

  • it's version M I can tell by the way the bats move.

  • sorry for the question, but what is the difference between the versions? i don't know what version do i get

  • Are you sure this is version M? From what I heard, enemies take off half your life when you're hit, but you only received minor damage. Is there some explanation?

  • Not all enemies take half of your life.

  • Hello, someone knows the difference of versions K, M, J...? What version I download?? thx

  • Dude, I fuckin suck at this game.

  • welcome to the club.

  • one of my favorites songs in PoR, never though that the song was a remix of this

  • simon walks like he has a dick in his ass

  • as always the music is real good

  • what crappy animation! the guy walks like he's got a problem.

  • Version M is for Mega Hard.

  • portrait of ruin uses the same theme in the academy painting... i'm sure

  • You are correct!

  • wow, you make this hard ass game look so easy

  • that guy is god!!

  • I just can't get enough of the song "Cross Your Heart". Simply some of the best video game music I've ever herd.

  • How do I get this game?? Is it a Rom file on an emulator ?? Sum1 let me know pleeze

  • Rom, it runs with mame but you need extra all the files of the game to play it.

  • the zombies look like a dead Johnathan Morris

  • my friend said that too Xd

  • Its official Rugal is the best at haunted castle!

  • Ah nice dude my videos are here now :D

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