Fear Gauntlet: Resident Evil 1 - Part 1

[for3v3r4lone]

par de idiotas

[nash24242424]

resident evil 1 aged terribly i just beat it im not talking about the graphics or gameplay but the

acting parts and voice acting is terrible.

[jorgekira74]

creepy stuff!!! xDDD

[topgirl999]

you guys are hilarious.

[stuCameraman1]

WOW, this is the Directors cut ver. and yet @ 4:36 onwords you still DONT see the creature

sink its teeth into its victims arm and neck with blood gushing out all over the place. or the creature being shot in the face and eye and its eye POPs! with another BIG blood SPLAT! I used to play the Japanese ver. on my friends japanesePS1 and it wasnt censored. This attack was originaly FULL of Blood and Gore, it seems the Euro and US versions were cencored.

Still a great classic!!!

[atlantaaintbraver]

jill is played by the legendary actress inzeh

[curseofagony209]

If you just leave the room barry will kill the zombie for you

[mjk300590]

use 2 r hist! lol

[StarryNightCompany]

Brings back such great memories ahhhh the nostalgia.

[BabyFarcMcGeezacs]

@ 5:42 Johnny Depp?

[LeroyRifkin]

This game is so shit. Shit when I played it back in 97 and still shit now. You guys are fucking kidding yourselves if you think this is a good game.

[Comeback64]

@LeroyRifkin It was amazing. You should check it out.

[maxabeles]

"look at dat butt on her" haha yeah

[gian90lim]

9:52 is that cesare borgia?

[golcor]

i'm sorry i halfta do this........."i'm.....acting" XD

21:55 me:"a zombie.....nothing to worry about" *ceiling start to sink* me:*thinking* is it time to freak yet?"

[jeffrey305able]

these guys are funny

[Lionheart1188]

Why's the frame-rate so fast on your version? o_o

[TheRedArmy1992]

''I'm a TANK'' lol

[thebigJ1er]

No Amsesia? Really?

THE scary game of the last five years (give or take)?

You guys aren't men 'till you beat Amnesia!

(Plus I really want to see you guys deal with the flooded level.)

[Tukenstein]

My word! The original Resident Evil looked and sounded like shit. That opening cinematic was some hardcore c-grade business. Almost Troma film quality. >.>

[PatMan183]

Hm, if its the first time ever playing this game why not try to be a bit serious? Sure its fun to comment on everything and i get what you are doing but.. As a real fan of the original Resident Evil.. stfu..

[Oddsors]

@PatMan183 I'm a fan of the original, but we all have to admit that the voiceover and movie sequences are horribly cheesy.

[PatMan183]

@Oddsors Yes ofcourse they are, but that 's the charm of Resident Evil. The first few dialogs in the mansion hall makes me wanna cry with laughter and nostalgia. But considering the age of this game and the feelings we all got when it first was released its hard to see ppl today bashing it =P

[gonzoshah86]

shame, this was almost entertaining if it wasn't for the constant objectifying of the women in the game

[dule84]

I was looking forward to that "master of lock picking" line :)

[WillLuscombe]

Jill Valentine - played by mmh mhh mm... great actress.

[DLGINC]

LOL you guys are awesome, so funny.

[AfexNine]

19:10 That is a GREAT "Oh fuck!"

[lordofultima]

directors cut dual shock is so awful, the soundtrack is poop.

[davidthegreat06]

Are you guys going to play Amnesia or have you?

[PimblyCharles]

Shadows..... OF THE DAMNED!

[rocospi]

The first thing I thought of when I saw the guy in the aviators was Val Kilmer.

[SeeeeeeeeeK]

"Oh fuck"

"OH FUCK!"

[thedj93]

they should've played the gamecube remake

[thedj93]

@thedj93 wait nevermind :P

[GraveHorizon]

This game seems scary in the way that Child's Play was, in that you experienced it when you were less knowledgeable on what is and isn't truly scary.

[GraveHorizon]

6:22 Gameplay.

[blaizevincent]

as a Giant Bomb subscriber i want both these guys on the Payroll ESPCIALLY Kessler who is fantastic!!

[Darkstar614]

Oh I'm just walking down this hallway minding my own b-ZOMBIE DOG ATTACK

[DaveyHewell]

Steve's Jill fixation is weirdin' me out just a tad.

[kikuchiyoh]

Part of the scariness of the dogs in RE was that it was freaking awkward to aim at anything, much less things that you have to aim up or down at. You're really fighting the controls and camera angles as much as any zombie.

[xLiKx]

HAHA, loved that this classic dog window section still got you guys. Scared the shit outta me when I played it when the game first came out. I was just a kid.

[Sethmyrrh]

This game scared this shit out of me back when I was around 11 years old. Its fun to watch you guys play since neither of you have played this before.

[nmckee503]

Kessler kind of reminds me of penn jillette

[gojira12345678910]

Amnesia has to be at the top right? I can't wait for that.

[zgcentrs]

Matt Kessler should not be allowed to speak into a microphone or produce any sort of audio content.

[Bulbaboy]

@zgcentrs I think you should shut the fuck up, because this series is one of the best things to come out of GB in a while and Matt is genuinely entertaining. Sick of people bashing him for no good reason.

[zgcentrs]

@Bulbaboy

You want some reasons?

Geez, where to even begin, mate.

[Valkyrie1965]

@Bulbaboy These guys are fucking hilarious, i agree dude. Plus it made the game not as scary. Still freaked out when the dogs came though. lol

[fearlessAx]

lol at pervy Steve. Someone want to count how many times he says "She's hot"? Oh and all those comments. "ooh, look at her butt" at a bunch of polygons, haha.

[JackSukeru]

I just realized that I've never seen a longer sequence of this game being played. I also had no idea it had live-action footage in it.

[Dixperiken]

I think it's actually amazing that they didn't see the dogs coming.

Too good...

[Guggz]

Why isn't this on the site? It would be a perfect segment.

[TrueBlueCrusader]

@Guggz Yeah, it's crazy that the hilarious silly stuff, exactly what the site needs more of, is sent off to the incredibly low-viewed youtube channel.

[holla9823]

when Kessler was like "Oh Jesus!" i laughed so hard...

[Footballguy07]

Endurance run!

[daggereye89]

god damn it, the dog got me too. I thought I wonder if they'll play it until the dog comes through the window, I also remember it being further away. Fuck man, can't believe I fell for it.

[RealrecognizeReal401]

Moar plz!!!

[Comeback64]

This play through reminded me of how dependent players have gotten with modern games holding your hand through everything and having to explain entire sequences because no one seems to have common sense anymore.

[maxxxedd3000]

Anyone else turned their audio 90% down around the 19:10 mark?

[DiarrheaChain]

"Oh Beiii!"

[Ferny84]

Can we get a pic of this "creepy room"?

[Robby322]

Those dogs out of the window always fucking scare the shit out of me. EVERYTIME.

[OtherBross]

You're the unlockinist! I would find that acceptable on a shirt. I think I would even wear it.

[wheedler]

I loved the applause for the classic lines.

[RazielCuts]

You're totally making me want to play this again. 

[MegaAgamer]

When is part to coming out?

[wheedler]

@MegaAgamer Tomorrow

[Darkbeatdk]

...but it's still heartwarming to see a new generation of gamers experiencing the line "The master of unlocking" and "Jill Sandwich" for the first time

[Darkbeatdk]

Oh man, I feel old by hearing the massive groans over the tank-controls from you guys :D

[Elazul451]

Man, you guys really should of played the original. The music in it is soooooo much worse in the best possible way. It seriously makes that little live action roll call absolutely fucking amazing.

[BlazeHedgehog]

It's a shame you guys didn't see the uncensored version of this intro FMV. That's even better for camp value.

[SleepyDoughnut]

Matt "That's Right" Kessler

[dancinginfernal]

@SleepyDoughnut Matt "Of the Damned" Kessler.

[StratusDK]

Sassy jill!

[MikamiPro]

Tore my hair out about them not finding the RUN button sooner.

[Wernerjac]

19:12-19:22

:)

[humbug102tf]

Remember that hallway sequence with the zombie so well, It was as far as I got. Im sure The MALE player only had a knife which sucked and when i got killed by that zombie I was done with resident evil.

[paulunga]

Yep, still a failure.

[snazzy1995]

"the master of unlocking" I AM NOW CURRENTLY DEAD

[Mattipillar]

hahaha this fear gauntlet was comedy gold.

[234234535345345345]

have they never played it before? i thought everyone had played this who's above the age of 15!

[benjamimmy]

haha, wow that was some funny stuff. Especially 19:00!

[iamhuntingwolverines]

this was effin great

[emiloversej]

Are you btw doing any silent hill games?

[DrollLondon]

@emiloversej Check out the bark on the tree in the intro; almost all of the games are carved into the bark!

[emiloversej]

@DrollLondon oh wow didnt see that at all. thanks

[emiloversej]

must be the first time i haven't hated kessler in ... anything. good job.

[Zeouterlimits]

As long as ye do Amnesia, I'll be happy.

[AngelicLegion]

LMFAO omfg, wow. i laughed so damn hard on 19:10 LOL wow that was amazing

[RobertDevious]

I would like to point out that this game was not localized - this and every other Resident Evil game utilizes English audio and subtitles, even in the Japanese (original) version.

[qwertyuiop78945612]

The item select sounds a lot like the Steam message alert

[lowlandtyrant]

I can't stand playing the resident evil games, the camera, the way the shooting works, it pisses me off so much.

[shadyspace]

You two schmucks wouldn't be laughing your way through the REmake.

[chabbs0]

Genuinely extremely entertaining.

[adidas1984x]

original had the best soundtrack

[haylow42]

...OF THE DAMNED!!

[kikuchiyoh]

Holy crap, how could I have forgotten these awful/awesome FMV sequences. You want people to like you again Capcom? More FMV in the next RE game. Done.

The wah-wah ing trumpets in the character introduction is pretty hilarious.

[ThatFrood]

Okay, the "OH FUCK" and then Lemon's laughter got me. That was great.

[TheHamidon]

@ThatFrood AHH HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

[DWOBoyleMusic]

Man they didn't open the front door.

[Wolfblitzer85]

Oh what a waste of a save!

[TheXenoNick]

Ok I'm only 10 mins in but I wish they'd look at the controls so Jill could run.

[StMarciano]

Wow this was even funnier than CastleVania 64.

[Clammoose]

Finally, a game that could be called scary.

[craigbo180]

When they said "what do you want bitch" when they ran back through to Barry I thought that was actually him speaking for a second.

[piefire]

lol, steve, you've never played an atari.

[MonkEsquire]

It's not "vayse", it's "vahse" >:I

[LukePolito]

that damn window dog.

taking another as it once took me...

[ResidentNEMES1S]

i really hope they bring back the terrible voice acting and cutscenes for RE6....oh and zombies and mansions....basically RE1 again!

[CrayonEater]

So why didn't you guys just play the remake?

[StMarciano]

@CrayonEater Yeah I'm scratching my head.The remake just makes an absolute joke of the original.Once you've played it you just can't help but laugh even more at the original.

[TheRealGiantBomb]

@CrayonEater Because we're playing it later!

[doinkstep]

@TheRealGiantBomb

I can't wait till you guys play the remake and totally poop your pants :D

[Traynor106]

Kessler FTW

[Adus11]

I'd love to see video of those voice actors recording their lines...

of the damned.

[chabbs0]

Scaaaaaaaaaaaary!

[jorbear19]

This game used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid. This and RE2.

Fuck Nemesis, man. 

[CamoClock]

@jorbear19 nemesis was in re3 hand over your scary game cred card

[jorbear19]

@CamoClock It was RE3??

Well, I guess I was 6 years old...

[Rob88Uk]

Jill Sandwich and Master of Unlocking. Classic Game quotes.

[hedfonezz]

OF THE DAMNED!!!!!!!!