Rowan Atkinson - That's why I hate the French!

[mindxestep]

You brit and yankee piece of shit don't like us : We the French HATE you therefore next time you plan some holidays you son of a bitch rather than pissing us off in paris or the french riviera I recommend you took a bath in the North sea with the whales or enjoy some holidays in your renowned shitbags Liverpool / Manchester and so many other "nice" places - you dirty bastards

[chingyang101]

@mindxestep Why bring the Yankee into this?

[showmeyourwaffles]

morceau de merde? peut-être si les Anglais avaient une culture qui leur est propre, ils apprendraient à apprécier les autres.

[alambixeden]

Haha ! La musique est vraiment très entraînante et les paroles sont absolument délicieuses ! Rowan nous détestait dans cette chanson ? Qu'importe, puisque nous on l'adorait !

[philrud100]

The english people hate france because it's a different cultural.

They have a different language,a different history,a different rules and law.The english can't stand the difference with them.The english people hate the gays,so the french is gay...France is free and independent, In the past,Paris was never destroyed by the englisg army,they can't stand it,so they use the joke and the defamation...

[1225MAGNA]

@philrud100 Be quiet Rene.........we dont hate you,we think your funny ! because you eat snails and frogs,Your funny because of your clothes you like beret and striped t-shirt,you all smell of garlic funny,and funny because your leader is Hungarian, who has the hots for a fat German called murkel,and funny because your not free or independent, because you have the euro, not the franc that's funny as well..

[philrud100]

@1225MAGNA Yes,you hate the french culture!

Are you in 1930? A beret and striped t-shirt? Snails and frogs? I don't know it!

So you like the defamation and you hate the hungarian(to born in france..),you hate the fate people.You hate the difference and lot of things. When I said "free and independent",I said about the anglo-saxon culture!

Do you want to see the wife of the president(the singer carla bruni) when she sings nude for the new year? It will be a scoop and a new mockery for you!

[1225MAGNA]

@philrud100 Hate french culture no i dont.....hate the differance no i dont.....have pm

[philrud100]

@1225MAGNA have pm...?

you know,I don't eat savage snails for the breakfast.....I am a good breeder,the snails live in my bathroom!

But I eat a lot of cockroacks....savage, it's delicious.!

[jeffkodiac]

@1225MAGNA

Calm down Elton the French also find you funny , you eat at noon what you have done in the morning in the toilets you are funny with your bowler hat and umbrella stuck in the ass and your effeminate look , you are funny because you worshiped a German queen and it's donkey husband and you are funny because the worshiped their nazi son , in fact England is a countyr of clown is for that the French find you funny .

[pmzeres]

Dieu est mon droit! Saxenach slaves

[DyMass99]

@TheNgamer1 Ferme donc ta geule au lieu de te croire supérieur aux Français. Oh sorry i'm using my "crappy" language, stupid bitch.

[TheNgamer1]

@DyMass99 Yes you are a stupid bitch.

[TheNgamer1]

Just kidding France we love you really you can show the Taliban how to surrender

[druisteen2]

but my foot in your balls

[HokutoDynasty]

1:01 : la finesse du verbe m'a choqué XD

[miouth150]

Thumb up, if you also hate the frenchs

[miouth150]

I really don't get these people I mean why do they go watch a video called That's why I hate the French and then say or were offended

[StyleDirectoire]

It is a very funny song ! Ah, English people !!!! We like them ! We could not eat what they eat, but we like them ! Well, obviously, there are some subjects which annoy : Joan of Arc, Agincourt, Waterloo, Fachoda, Mers-el-Kebir... But we forgive them, because we like them all the same ! Kisses from Paris (Montparnasse), France.

[1225MAGNA]

@StyleDirectoire eat what we eat ? we dont eat snails......savage

[StyleDirectoire]

@1225MAGNA It was just a joke.... But really, snails are very good, aren't they ? In France, our kings were fond of snails ... With butter, It's very delicious (Snails, not kings !)

[1225MAGNA]

@StyleDirectoire Oi Renne...I think you damm frenchies, should be honest and Admit you admire us !! Because you dont have a monarchy ! You dont have Marmite ! you dont drink Tea ! you dont play cricket ! and your no good at Football !! And you speak a Strange Language !!

[vdapdl]

@1225MAGNA Dreaming it's beautiful, isn'it ?

[1225MAGNA]

@vdapdl oui, mon ami

[StyleDirectoire]

C'est une chanson très drôle ! Ah, les Anglais ... !!!! On les adore ! On ne pourrait pas manger ce qu'ils mangent, mais on les adore ! Bon, évidemment, il y a quelques sujets qui fâchent : Jeanne d'Arc, Azincourt, Waterloo, Fachoda, Mers-el-Kebir... Mais on leur pardonne, parce qu'on les aime bien quand même !

[norskasbj1]

The French took their revenge here in this video about English people : watch?v=OPJIJPAJ8vc

[flodulab]

Funny!

'They bake their bread in such a naughty shape.'

Haha TRUE!!! The baguette really looks like a spear !

Ho, and the brie is ORGASMIC !

[pmzeres]

Why ENGland spoke French for 400 years ? Can you explain why your Royal Motto is in French ! Saxonist Slaves

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@pmzeres

The Normans hated the French as much as the Saxons did. They were vikings stationed in France based on a mutual truce between the King and Duke William.

A lot of Norman troops were actually Norwegian, too.

Besides, this video is a joke, anyway. Calm down.

[Hippophilee]

@pmzeres "England" did not "speak French for 400 years" – only the small ruling class or French-Norman conquerors spoke French for a few generations, and gradually mixed blood and languages with the Anglo-Saxons. If we speak in terms of colony, our countries were somehow each other's colony. Yet that didn't make much sense in the medieval world.

[TheNgamer1]

@pmzeres Can you explain why your Royal motto is "We surrender"?

[jeffkodiac]

@TheNgamer1

Can you explain why your royal motto are ........French ?

[TheNgamer1]

@jeffkodiac Can you explain what the point in learning your language is when you all speak English anyway? 

[jeffkodiac]

@TheNgamer1

This does not bother me because when I speak English I also speak a little French. You did not answer my question .

[TheNgamer1]

@jeffkodiac I don't know why our royal motto is french I suppose we may of had some french monarch or something at one point.

[jeffkodiac]

@TheNgamer1

Yes you have French king who ruled your country and it started with your defeat at Hasting against the French-Norman .

[TheNgamer1]

@jeffkodiac Why HAD a french king at the moment we HAVE a British Queen at the moment.

[jeffkodiac]

@TheNgamer1

You have in your history many French king for example do you know that Richard the lion heart don't speak English but French and your queen of today have Germans roots .

[TheNgamer1]

@jeffkodiac Hat's of to you mate you've really done your homework.

[jeffkodiac]

@TheNgamer1

Thank you and you have a nice reply mate .

[TheNgamer1]

@jeffkodiac You're very welcome.

[shadowfury01]

full of hate like usual :x anyway he is fucking funny xD

[Loctambule]

Ils sont juste jaloux!

[Hippophilee]

"Ca a toujours été l'amour vache entre nos 2 nations." Bien dit, well said ! This song is really hilarious, the best possible pudding of clichés. Vive Mr Bean!

[aries37300]

Anglais/Américain quelle différence ca fait ?

Lorsqu'un Américain chante ou s'exprime il utilise un language soutenu tout comme les Britaniques,la différence se fait entendre lorsqu'ils parlent avec leur argo,lequel est très différent de celui des Brittish.

Et puis concrètement... ce sont la meme race pour moi a l'exception qu'un ricain est plus amical qu'un brittish ce qui fut mon cas.Les brittish,eux,sont des sale races,arrogants,prétentieux et racistes a tout points de vue.

[evilrobottolhurst]

Guys, the words include "they are good in bed" and "look what the bastards did to Joan of Arc". 2:23 The ignorant would applaud, the cultivated would know who burnt her and laugh. Listen to the lyrics before getting annoyed and involved in a stereotype war! or there is rich material in your ranting! (C'est une blague assez culturée!)

[Renceau]

9/11 was fucking hilarious, Irak and Vietnam failure was so funny too x'D

[shadowfury01]

@TheZaking09 un boucaque qui parle d'intelligence va t'enterrer frere vous etes une crasse intellectuel, un étron de la science, une erreure humaine de la reflexion, nan je veux dire franchement regarde toi, vous etes connue pour beaucoup de chose mais pas pour votre intellect, on vient de deux monde différent

[KetOoKa889]

my favourite line: 'look what the bastards did to Joan of Arc'

[Halldisa]

Eiffel Tower = Metallic piece of shit XD rotfl

[jeffkodiac]

@Halldisa

It's certainly most visited than your shitty giant dildo 30 St Mary Axe lol .

[Halldisa]

@jeffkodiac Trust a french person to see everything possible as phallic lulz

[jeffkodiac]

@Halldisa

It's not my fault if Britain is the most gayest country , you have the proper monuments .

[Anastasia910Peace]

Oh, come on! He has made joke with anything, even Iran, China, Spain, German and Italy, not only France, because he has admited that RUDE was a simple rule to make joke, which could not be used in the real life. My country is used to be one of his objects. I think it not necessary for us to be angry with this small detail.

[0jrhindo]

"They steal from us the words they like" Kinda false since 1066....

[ScorieDivine]

ATKINSON me manque. Le vrai, pas celui de Johnny English. S'il me lit, qu'il arrête de déconner et revienne à la raison (les sketches et Mr. Bean) ...

[virlennenklein]

He hates the French because of retarded stereotypes?... I feel better!...

Seriously I dislike his voice only. No problem with that song as long as you smile: the "other"'s drawbacks are glued on your lips as well!

[CoolHeal20]

i have this on record lol

[batardtronique]

quelqu'un aurait une traduction ?? de la chanson, le titre ca va je comprend, mais les paroles en gros

[jjkul1]

@batardtronique I dont have a translation. Sorry.

[MyBabyLikesToBeBop]

@jjkul1

Maybe you could put the lyrics in english (I'll look up in the dictionnary cos I'm french).

But from what I've understood it seemed funny...!

[musicsavage]

@batardtronique Je vais essayer:

"Nous leur avons proposé gentiment de leur donner Calais.

Tout ce qu'ils nous ont donné en retour est le bidet.

Et maintenant ils ne vont pas nous laisser venir en vacances.

Voila pourquoi je déteste les français, mmm, voila pourquoi je déteste les français.

Ils portent tous des bérets et s'appelent tous Jacques.

Ils nous volent même les mots qui leur manquent: le week end, le camping et le cul de sac.

Voila pourquoi...

Ils affirment que leurs films

[musicsavage]

@musicsavage (2° partie) sont les meilleurs qu'on ait jamais eu.

Bof, j'imagine qu' "Emmanuelle" était pas mal.

Charles Aznavour a l'air constamment déprimé.

Ne le seriez vous pas si oui-oui (=wee wee,pipi en anglais) voulait dire yes (=oui) ?

Sacha Distel a toute la pluie qui tombe sur lui.

Je me demande si Jean Paul Sartre sait qu'il est mort.

Ce qui m'agace, c'est qu'ils sont si doués au lit.

Voila pourquoi...

Ils donnent des formes coquines à leur pain (=la baguette)

Ils se vantent

[musicsavage]

@musicsavage (3° partie) de leurs vins et idolatrent le raisin.

Ils critiquent notre cuisine et mangent des crèpes juste derrière.

Voila pourquoi...

Et maintenant ils commencent à débarquer en nombre: cigarettes françaises, "lettres françaises" (=préservatifs) et vêtements français.

J'en ai plus que ras le bol de manger tout ce brie.

Et je finirai enculé si je visite le gai Paris.

Ils sont bien fiers de leurs petits jeux nocturnes.

Ils pensent que leurs femmes ont un petit truc en plus.

[musicsavage]

@musicsavage (4° et dernière partie) Mais regardez ce que ces enfoirés ont fait à Jeanne d'Arc .

Voila pourquoi..................

[cuicuilovesyou]

@musicsavage

et j'ajoute : cigarettes françaises = plus près de la pipe que de la cigarette ;)

juste avant jeanne d'arc, si j'en crois les lyrics sur le site neil hillman, on pourrait aussi essayer "ils croient qu'ils allument des étincelles dans les yeux des filles (mais regardez ce qu'ils ont fait à Jeanne d"Arc)

bon c'est de toute façon très réussi :)

[batardtronique]

@musicsavage

ahhh merci beaucoup !! j'adore l'humour anglais, surtout quand ils nous insultent c'est assez drôle !!

[LesVarioufs]

@batardtronique J'ai essayé de traduire les paroles et je peux vous les donner en e-mail, si vous voulez, mais ce n'est pas du tout parfait parce qu'il y a beaucoup d'expressions familières dans la chanson et je ne suis pas française :p

[LesVarioufs]

@LesVarioufs Ahhh... vous les avez.. je dois apprendre de lire, je suis désolée...

[pastfocus]

@batardtronique Je pourrais la faire...si cela interesserait d'autres, dites le moi...

[TheNgamer1]

@batardtronique If you're gonna speak to us don't use you crappy language.

[batardtronique]

@TheNgamer1

lol you made me laugh...

[Fllusmig]

Love that song !

But come on....crepes are an utter delight !

[TheSebcmoi]

les mec ils parlent de la France alors qu'il sont moins cultivés que les français;

et oui les américains se sentent tellement puissant qu'il ne s’intéresse qu'a leur pays.

The guy speak about the France but they are less educated than the french; because the american they feel so powerful that only care their contry

[musicsavage]

Ne te fâche pas. D'abord le comique qui chante la chanson est anglais, pas américain et c'est de l'humour.

Ca a toujours été l'amour vache entre nos 2 nations.En fait, les rosbifs adorent notre pays même s'ils ne manquent jamais une occasion de se foutre de notre gueule (ce qu'on leur rend bien d'ailleurs !).

Don't get angry. First, the singer is english, not american and it's only humour.You know it has always been tough love between our 2 nations. Brits love France .

[russian810]

@musicsavage Vous diriez quoi si je vous disais que j'étais Anglo-Français et que j'aime les deux pays autant mais que je me moque de la France des fois en tant qu'Anglais et vice-versa pour les Anglais !

[jjkul1]

@TheSebcmoi Calm down..

I don't think you have proof that Americans are less educated than the French but my main point is that you should treat this satirically rather than seriously. I personally like that little 'friction' generated by the difference of cultures. It is humorous!

[jeffkodiac]

@jjkul1

The people like you are too funny they post a video making fun of a country but they are so proud of their own country that he does not notice the name on their channel lol .

[Maossocks]

@TheSebcmoi Halala.. C'est pour ça que je suis fière d'être Belge.. Les français n'ont AUCUNE autodérision :)

[TheZaking09]

@TheSebcmoi lol do u think u're cultivated?!!! loool look around you man... i fucking hate france lol i realy like this song... dsl les français vous etes cons... blonds.. et incultivés mdr

[wiggybis]

@TheSebcmoi Sauf que Rowan Atkinson est britannique, non ?

[estherHoneyPie]

@TheSebcmoi  oh calmos c'est pour déconner! on est pas parfaits non plus!

[undeadeath]

@TheSebcmoi Rowan Atkinson isn't even American!

[ThePiccolo747]

@TheSebcmoi

Rowan Atkinson is english. There is no way to talk about American people here.

[JeSuisNonServiam]

@TheSebcmoi Rowan Atkinson est anglais, pas américain. It Mais en tout cas, c'est une blague! 

[Skrileks]

@TheSebcmoi Ta gueule. il a bien précisé dans la description que c'était une blague, même si il a mis "too seriously" plutôt que "seriously" ce qu'on pourrait mal interprété.

Mais le truc c'est que toi t'as insulté les américains exactement comme le mec nous a insulté dans sa chanson, sauf que toi tu l'as dit sérieusement, c'est pour ça que t'es infiniment plus con, tu viens juste de dire que notre race était meilleur que la leur.

Sorry for the TheSebcmoi's gaffe, I beg you to excuse France.

[oscie1]

@TheSebcmoi Le mec cest mr Bean

[FreeTheJambon]

I'm French and I often sing that song like in the shower and all haha

[nonodu64990]

@MrCherubhair aahh so i like you (ou pas)

[123Pucca321]

@MrCherubhair im araban and i lvoe english and france

[mmtos28]

what a shit ! be mocked by the english, it's like be disturb by mosquitos...boring

[jjkul1]

@MrCherubhair That's mature of you.

[christmar67]

I think Great Britain is a beautiful country . The chance of GB was to be an island,,,no borders,,,with germany ,,,,only the sea,,,Long live GB,,From France

[WaffenMarch]

@xjosse92 I'm English and I hate French. This means war..

[mmtos28]

@WaffenMarch a rosbeef nazi IMAO!!!

[nonodu64990]

I'm french and i love that song ! :)

[jjkul1]

@nonodu64990 Glad to see people going along with the joke :)

[anasthase100]

@nonodu64990 . Yes, but may be you are an idiot who love and is happy in every situation, just like a dog . :-)

[nonodu64990]

@anasthase100 yes i agree with you i'm a dog wouaffff gggggrrrrrrrrrrr

[TheNgamer1]

@nonodu64990 Good for you 

[ImaginedWriter]

Who is singing this? Is it actually Rowan's singing voice?

[jjkul1]

@ImaginedWriter Ye...Yes! He doesn't normally sing in his Mr. Bean series, does he :P

[bignonioides]

@jjkul1 Actually it's Howard Goodall who wrote and performed it during a Rowan Atkinson Tour... it's from the album LIve in Belfast

[jjkul1]

@bignonioides I stand corrected.

[BOSOX9004]

Someone needs to put up the lyrics.

[aaaaaaaaaallllgood]

the french are a joke nation, full of benders.... 

[borncoza]

@aaaaaaaaaallllgood can't believe you have been throught WW2 andl make such comments

[samados969]

@aaaaaaaaaallllgood

Joke Nation ? Full of benders ? stop spamming please ;D

[20cFilmWannabe]

@MsArzens the Flag of Britain is like you said the Scottish English and northern Irish flag combined (not the wales flag)

the red cross flag is the English flag, its confusing lol

[Theqbfjotld]

@MsArzens The flag of England is white with a red cross on it. The "flag of Britain" is the same as the flag of the United Kingdom - the Union Flag.

[20cFilmWannabe]

@MsArzens that makes no sense at all,

Explain ?

[20cFilmWannabe]

@MsArzens or flag is better than your flag :)

[Thearbitrary]

REMEMBER AGINCOURT ! ;o)

[hslayerm]

hahahaha i hate the french too :)

don't forget to mention their foot odor and their gayness

[britaniarulesthewave]

There just damn rude, Sarkozy said d-day was an franco american affair, what a prick.

[Flitteriffic]

@britaniarulesthewave And everyone who is French loves Sarkozy?

[bouira81]

lol

[emofestjazz]

:54....I shit myself laughing

[romeoharry2sally2]

great song

can't understand why YouTube deleted the other version

silly political correctness

[ThisTroper1]

TY for uploading

[jjkul1]

@ThisTroper1 No problem. I will upload more comedic stuff. But for now, I do have another Rowan Atkinson video. Check my channel.