Drill Sergeant Loses It

[eyesack9]

After this video I was on the ground doing pushups.. I don't know why.

[TheGookstain]

Drill Sergeant or not this guy convinced me

[zendlern]

Child abuse... Lol

[kelantansucks]

War are won by people like this.

[theClintdog]

Funny as hell in my books

[Gnomechewer]

Is that Redd Foxx during his white years?

[panabal]

@Gnomechewer Thank you! I was looking at him thinking, Who does that that look like? I couldn't figure it out. Looked just like a while Red Foxx! LMBO!!!

[MrDjvance]

FUNNY AS HELL



[jasondanielpruitt]

there's a quiet fart at the end of the video. seriously. turn it up right after the trumpet ends

[matthewmickelson1234]

funny stuff sgt. i like it alot

[radensaufi]

YES SIR ! YES SIR!

hahaha reminds me of my old Drill sergeant..

his one crazy fock.

[hotmatthewmickelson]

Funny as hell.....I mean funny as hell sir

[Miles52431]

and quite accurate

[Miles52431]

This is brilliant

[dawino6260]

LOL.... That's pretty funny

[bloodycrowx23]

And then the cops came in and found the dead corpse he was banging

[Eddyisrich403]

now he is a old breed DI

[bingobongo445]

Not sure what the purpose of this video was. The guy playing the bugle looked like some of the homeless people from the west side of Chicago.

[adamhim1234]

at 0:45 did he fart??

[tehsnyder14]

Funny as hell. But I'm a Vietnam Veteran:D

[demon6228]

wow he must have been ashamed for when he sees the army boot camp of today

[shooterman13]

After that was filmed and he went to sleep that doll stabbed him multiple times

[ZiZunLung]

Aw How lovely, he is :D What a nice Sergeant :3

[jawsx12]

he seems like a nice guy

[Goohuman]

That is one tough baby. He didn't even flinch.

[flanny020]

0400 hours? noone says the "hours" part except the Air Force.

[swat424]

haha good old BMQ

[manner1232]

sounds like that drill SGT is having a good day..Now a Marine Corps Drill Instructor will make any man have a bad day.

[bocianwbw]

drrrrrrrop and gimme twenty ! i luv this video, this is real usa style of sawin' snout :D and this trumpet in the babys face hahahaha

[2sick2care]

O-O... this proves it... Old people shouldn't do meth, lol.

[WackyWildernessMan]

once a drill sarg, always a drill sarg.

[Bllackguard666]

Fail.

[maravilla1992]

nice

[sniperking738]

this is how i wake my girlfriend

[Sgt410]

hahahah nice video sir!!

[tacos0816]

heh every morning at 6...

[AroundSun]

I like the trumpet in the babys face at the end LOLOL

[TheTFAirsoft]

WAAAALRUSES.

[swhomebiz]

Someone actually woke me up to this...wanted to kill the person LOL

[mrmofomonkey]

he farted at the end!!! lol

[ThomasVeg]

Ahh, the good ole days.

[ElthMysterius]

I want this guy to wake me up every morning.

[chloe7829]

That guy reminds me of a sergeant in Ft. Monmouth photoschool who would pull this shit every morning, until we replaced all lightbulbs with #22 flashbulbs. Guess what happened when he switched the lights on. We all knew about it and had our heads covered under the blankets. Two dozen "suns" went off . He never messed with us again.

[johny260]

the sad thing is i probably need something like that.

[TrollingBoner]

That baby's a punk.

[SulavT0g]

defintely a good alarm

[smildonfatalis1]

looks like he's preaching 

[bananacockroach]

one time my dad actually woke me up like this once lol

[Kapo465]

I know somewhere in one of those moments... There was a SHART

[Thespartan117992]

he use to be a real drill Sergent stupids

[xxDarkAwpxx]

Good morning to you too asshole. lol!

[MagicSmokeBubble420]

Wouldn't intimidate me at all

[ThePatriot512]

haha, that was pretty funny. He kinda looks like R Lee Ermey,

[MrArmyEngineer]

that was awkward as hell. some old guy in his basement? weird...

[HumorGazette]

@MrArmyEngineer -- "weird," eh?

I like it. Thank you !!

[usmcgunner58]

@HumorGazette I literally pity your existence. This video was so bad it hurt my soul.

[HumorGazette]

@usmcgunner58 --

Dear usmgunner58.

Sorry that our video hurt your soul.

Good luck with your recovery from the trauma...

And thanks for pitying our existence! That's very empathetic of you!!

[dsclayton1986]

@HumorGazette You sir are hilarious. These kids wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the face. This video was awesome!

[JesusChristIsWaiting]

@MrArmyEngineer

Youtube -

They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll

[18kaoticflatground18]

uhhh lol

[Phantom778]

I wish my Drill Sgt was this nice when I was in basic.

[glasswizzard]

wooden headed pillock!

[Lydirius]

This made me sleepy.

[GUTTERMAFIATV]

LoL @GoMaE16 hec's yeah or when they aint get none for a while ...lol #HeSbuGgiN

[gomae16]

so thats what they do when they retire...ha

[bluehaze1029]

He can't play trumpet.

[BIGGS245]

hilarious !

[b00mYou]

LOL

[sushi064]

@TheCommodore1989 It's called COMEDY and it's also called SATIRE.

[TheCommodore1989]

is everything allright with your mind? you´re shouting and trumpeting to a puppet......

paranoid, can we call it like that? maggot

[BearJew715]

For some it's hard to retire

[elbertdebinion]

This is wrong to do to a kid. This guy should be reported to the SPCA.

[rhoadsrocker]

i think someone should call social services

[dhuyd]

I'm gonna make this my alarm in the morning.

[uuumtyler]

what a punk



[HumorGazette]

@uuumtyler

who? the baby?

sniveling little punk

[computerguyied]

BECAUSE OF HIM NOW I AM A PROUD MARINE

[Aznar245]

LOL! Should be a TV Commercial.

[Tjmomma2]

American spartan anyone?

[ShayeMarie77]

lmbo wow!! awesome!!

[jpcscooter]

Sir what? Where you about to call me an asshole?!

[YourProblem1]

He sounds just like the soldier from TF2 :D

[TheConvivium]

This bloke is a fucking imbecile. Why do some people go to the trouble of making such garbage and then having the absolute gall to upload it and expose it to the rest of the world. He's probably got encouragement from his shit for brains friends in the public service who think he's funny.

[c3sar99kill]

This recruit dose not know why sir.!!!

[xXSgtWolfXx]

this is so retarded

[pyro1a]

For many it is hard to retire.

[backatchalol]

haha old school drill sergeant.. like in my grandpa's day. Now army drill sergeants are pussies

[sociopathicregret]

20 isnt that much

[MrMorpha]

your a dick mate.

[AeroSixWJ]

SIR YES SIR, SIR!!!

[meoirin]

YES SIR!

[maxti6]

Fuck Yeah!! That's it! Man that was good. Sir.

[chaconIII]

hilarious....xD



[ede890]

see kids this is wat dope does to ya

[hardstyle905]

did he died?

[TheHillmanater]

0:46 Grandpa fart lol

[queenrocks77]

Favorited!!!!!!

[mrpotsmoker9000]

Fake and gay.

[Redsage1122]

lol this reminds me of my grandfather is was a ds in the koren war

[armycorpsman4]

Somebody's spent one too many of his days at Parris Island.

[Stormgebieder]

So Funny :-D

[SQUIRRELROAST]

I wish my drill sergeant had treated me like that, it would have been hilarious

[Michaelslegend]

i dont care what anybody thins i admire this guy right here..lol

[SpankyTheHouseRat]

I'm ex army and I can tell you what I would do with that bugle if he stuck it in my face....but I will leave it up to your imagination.

[zaybex]

I laughed out loud when he stuck the bugle in the baby's face and finished his reveille. It's so close, it's casting its whole shadow over the baby's head - too funny!

[saranauert]

oh god, that was funny as heck. i thought that he was really yelling and blowing that trumpet at someone; not a baby doll.

[smartuy1]

hey, i have a getzen silver trumpet with amado water keys too!

[tkdguy746]

give me a dad like that and I wouldent be fat !!!!!

[GaussTruth]

Some movie producer has got to pick this guy up for a drill sergeant part.

[TheChunkyKong]

lol

[xIegionx]

Is he a real drill sgt, or just playing one?

[Hellbound247]

He sounds like my mum...

[futureusaf]

Oh my god I love this

[adacal78]

HAHAHA! Cool video, please make it as a mp3 i want it for my alarm clock!! It's perfect for me I wake up at 4am, my girlfriend is gonna hate it!!! lol

[anablackfury]

that's awesome

[s0undw4v3ultra]

i been wondering if this guy was a drill sargernt or is a drill sargent

either way it certanly put me in a good mood to watch youtube vids

[driuboiy]

This is getting recorded and set as my alarm. =D

[dragonkiller63729]

EndoliteMatrix is mad because he doesn't have a combat patch...

[18sharkkiller]

Good video. I am guessing EndoliteMatrix was waiting for some kind of angry response.

[HumorGazette]

@18sharkkiller

Thanks. A fun tangent has been using civility to encourage angry or "gay" comment contributors to think.

[SenorSpode]

R. Lee Ermey didn't even flinch at this video...

[masterDevis]

@SenorSpode yeah, enough to make HIM proud! LMAO!!!

[CodenamREM]

@SenorSpode Chesty Puller just laughed and walked away.

[SenorSpode]

@CodenamREM LOL, I could see that coming from Chesty! His favorite saying of mine was "Take me to the brig; I wanna see the real Marines!"

[CodenamREM]

@SenorSpode HA, thats bad ass I think I've heard that before.

[asianwannabeamerican]

@SenorSpode R. Lee Ermey woke up the Drill Sergeant.

[blackiechan110]

LOL!!

[HumorGazette]

@EndoliteMatrix

Nobody's disrespecting anybody with this video.

Sorry it's making you so angry -- maybe get some rest.

[authoredone]

@HumorGazette  it is disrespectful...as a soldier, i could tell in the first 5 seconds this was fake, by his demeanor alone...drill sgt's yell to teach, not cut soldiers down...

[DJxSGGxNeo]

@HumorGazette Thanks this made me happy.... Make more please....

[Hiimhaselah]

@EndoliteMatrix youre fucking crazy

[Beanieman54]

@EndoliteMatrix I don't feel disrespected in any way... I thought this video was hilarious.

[Dordrius]

@EndoliteMatrix Lighten up.

[LaZaHK]

@EndoliteMatrix

That would make a serious problem if somebody care about respecting the army.

[openarms332]

awesome he needs to wake his ass up nice vid i likes

[housetop12345]

SO THE FACT THAT HE WAS IN A WARM FUZZY HOUSE LOOKING THING, NOT BARRACKS. AND HE IS NOT IN UNIFORM, BUT A NICE BUTTON UP SHIRT, GAVE IT AWAY AUTOMATICALLY THAT THIS WASN'T REAL. AND ALTHOUGH HE MAY NOT ACTUALLY MAKE IT IN THE ARMY (OR WAS HE EVER REALLY IN THE ARMY), I GIVE HIM PROPS.

[EndoliteMatrix]

Stupidest thing i've ever seen

[HumorGazette]

@EndoliteMatrix

Really? In your whole life?

Thank you !!

[EndoliteMatrix]

@EndoliteMatrix

You realize when I say, its the stupidest thing I've ever seen, its not a compliment. under no context in speech, or text should that be received as a way of forward though to promote you to feel better about your little clip you have here. It's not entertaining.

It's too childish for adults. Its too loud and agressive for children. It applies to no age group, has no moral value, nor education purpose, nor humor.

[HumorGazette]

@EndoliteMatrix

Sorry, you didn't like it.

Some say humor is in the eye of the beholder.

[flipperISdead]

@HumorGazette ..I don't know what's funnier. You're video or how much your video pissed off EndoliteMatrix LOL. Good job either way

[HumorGazette]

@flipperISdead

Thanks! Never ceases to puzzle me why someone would choose to be offended by this : )

[EndoliteMatrix]

@EndoliteMatrix From the looks of the comments. No one liked it

[bruhman82]

Now that was freakin hilarious! Great video!

[rainbowcolourdtears]

what the fuck..........................­. FAIL!

[westxlcr]

Awesome!

[ComedyGuys4You]

lol

[jesterzlaf]

he plays a bugle and talks to slow to be a DS. Is kinda funny though.

[EvilMoran]

major ear damage horn in ur face woooo ...

[Arashieatssweets]

awesome

[NDWoj]

D-U-M-B everyone's accusin' me....

[blurryfast]

stupid waste of 48 seconds.

[ThechannelofLuke]

this guy had a heart attack 30 seconds after the end of this video

[debenedetto100]

wow i thought he was talkn to the wall.

:)

[gringo5]

this guy is yosimite sam

[youngcharlie36]

Yanks find the stupidest things funny 

[birdman6896]

gay

[HumorGazette]

@birdman6896

what, you're gay? congrats!

Drill sergeant salutes you!

[Arashieatssweets]

@birdman6896 YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT YOU ARE WORTHLESS YOU ARE LOWER THAN MAGGOTS! YOU ARE MAGGOT SHIT, YOU ARE MAGGOT CARRION YOUR ARE THE LOWEST MAGGOT, NOW GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 9000!

[iscreampinkarrow]

HAHA!!!!! XD

[34039thstreet]

Ah, memories!

[myaccordionhistory]

What makes this funny is that it is remarkably close to real life. In my first day in the military I was awoken by a screaming voice that said, "OK you scabs. Hands off your cocks and into your socks. You're in the Air Force now." I'll never forget it.

[hightechsomething]

hahahahahhahahahahahah 

[CGpib]

hahahh this is funny

[afreecountry]

bahahah loved

[assassinmoogles]

This was funny.

[BOT101st]

lol :P

but when he says "YOU GOT NO JOB", he'd be shoutin at a recruit who's employed by the army, thus the recruit would have a job :P lol

but this was funny :D

[marinesoldier1000]

that was kinda funny lol weird but funny

[Mariogroup]

wow he would make a great drill sergeant!!

I love how you blow the trumpet in the baby's face. I wonder if someone would actually do that in the military

[semperfi14733]

lol i actually find this funny lol

[MilitaryBrothers]

Hahaha...I needed this!

[mortty11]

That was just plain stupid

[picaticatara]

Gay.

[HumorGazette]

@picaticatara

Gay? Really? That's your comment?

Best of luck !!

[jerry303]

@HumorGazette - Cock ............

[NinjaDuck1337]

What happens when Drill Sergeants use Vuvuzelas instead of trumpets?

[khan611]

what the fucking fuck

[ryecheese999]

That is definitely not how boot camp is now, or since a few decades ago. But it was funny when he finished with the horn in the babies face

[Rohkus]

@ryecheese999 this.

[wootpatrol]

I'm not going to lie, I laughed sadly

[streetrat18201]

this is just embarrising

[Quelp1]

What's embarrassing is your spelling.

[GTA4FREAK1149]

Ok...