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  • uh oh SPAHGETTIO

  • anyone else notice power stone warriors i loved that game

  • @MrJradproductions i have powerstone on dreamcast

  • Hope Jon didnt actually go and get one of his consoles banned just for that lol

  • This episode has the best quality. I can tell it's a special episode (lol next to digital fruitcakes) since it revolves around the the two toys finally looking for Halo:Reach.

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  • Those are some of the best retro games ever!

  • 4:16 it says "(X) Reload"

  • @MrSteamcrank there is an x on xbox

  • @grizzmann35 Yeah but he means that there shouldn't be a reload prompt because Chief JTAGged his Xbox so he could have infinite ammo. Off course Jon didn't acutally do that and he just put on extended mags so he could edit it to seem infinite.

  • :)

  • JTAG screws someone good and someone bad yet again

  • Uh oh, spaghettio

  • how come the guys in mcdonalds ads arent fat bastards?

  • @jeppewie1206 they try to make it look healthy

  • 5:27 ARBITER: It was way at the back

    TRANSCRIBE AUDIO: It was really bad

  • where is mr. trololo

  • how many xbox do you have to ban them

  • Remember reach........Lol remember arbitur?

  • when chief said "U DUSINT EVEN HAS 2 RELAOD UR GUNZ", he oviously reloaded

  • @UNSCpilot95 Lol who would transcribe audio for this shit? Its already ^ top. That was pretty funny though.

  • @DeathRaiderMMT That way you can see what it is actually supposed to be. Still it's hilarious to watch text getting translated wrong. It's the whole idea about "All your base are belong to us", a classic example of horrible translations.

  • Well. Chief's fucked.

  • So I'm guessing if Chief hadn't banned that consal, the two of them would still have Xbox LIVE. [Metaphorically speaking because in the recent series they say they'll lose LIVE soon]

  • @VenomessProductions Hypothetically, not metaphorically. Also, parentheses can not be replaced with brackets.

  • sooooooo they moved right?

    

  • Wish someone could teach me to do that on Reach. Damn reloading.

  • lol

  • how many controllers and xboxs did he have to buy? 0.o

  • fuck yea power stone the greatest fighting ever to play on the dreamcast

  • 5:34 is the best part

  • At 4:26 he has to reload. Lol fail Jon

  • 5:04 hahahahahahahahhah 

  • Cheif: If you teach me I'll seriously suck your dick.

    Hacker: Well, it's kinda hard

    Cheif: So is mine

    best part!

  • I want arbiter to have his helmet back.

  • Love the way cheif says nooooooo

  • How did Jon get the ban dialog without actually getting. Banned?

  • @SamF1sh maybe it was a video

  • I had to refresh the video because it froze. And then I had to watch a 30 second, unskippable advert.

  • @UltimateVillain get adblock dumbass

  • @UltimateVillain 30 seconds boo hoo.

  • Can someone explain to me what JTAG is? Is it possible that someone can get a permaban from XBOX Live because of it?

  • if i ever make a band it will be calle; Th@ B& :D

  • Freakin awesome

  • lol look at the tags. machinima have put the tags in for gods work instead of b& XD

  • As soon as Chief pulled the screw driver out, all I could think was "Oh, God..."

  • GUYS!!!! Have you ever tried turning on the closed captions button? It's hilarious! It's somewhat accurate but the rest of the time the text is translated completely wrong. Click the "CC" button below the video and then click "Transcribe Audio". Watch it at 5:10

  • @UNSCpilot95

    Thumbs up and pat on the back for you

  • @UNSCpilot95 lol dance concert

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  • @UNSCpilot95 I love how it can tell what Arbiter is saying, but comes up with totally different things for Chief xD

  • @UNSCpilot95 CC not availabel

  • @gaminggalor Is it not available or do you not see it? BTW it to the left of the button to enlarge the video and to the right of the play button.

  • @UNSCpilot95 no it dosent work for any videos is this just a bug or something or is my youtube broke?

  • @gaminggalor Well if it's not there then I have no idea what to tell you. Sorry :(

  • @UNSCpilot95 no way dude, 5:16 is the best

  • @GonzoForHire991 Well I kind of assumed that people would watch more than 6 seconds after my suggested 5:10... and people usually put the link a few seconds before the scene that they want to show. So what I'm saying is: Really? A 6 second difference?

  • @UNSCpilot95 Motherfucker, do you have any idea how bad my ADHD is?

  • @GonzoForHire991 DUDE CHILL! And no I did not know that you had ADHD. I'm sorry if I offended you somehow but your comment just seemed very... sarcastic

  • @UNSCpilot95 I'LL FUCKING CHILL OUT WHEN I GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT YOU LITTLE PIECE OF

    nah just kiddin' I was bein' sarcastic teh whole tiem :3

  • @GonzoForHire991 Ha ha ha.....You were actually starting to scare me for a little bit there. I now know what it feels like to be FREAKING TROLLED by someone

  • @UNSCpilot95 You must be new here. The trick to the internet is that if anyone says anything to you and you have to stop and go "Is he serious" Then yes, he's probably trolling you. Don't take anything personally and have a good laugh out of everything. And if they're serious, don't get mad, just laugh harder. Have fun kid.

  • @GonzoForHire991 I'm not new here I just have never been trolled before. But still thanks for the lulz. TROLL ON!!!!!!!

  • @UNSCpilot95

    More like embarrassingly gay...

  • @AngelixArch What is?

  • @UNSCpilot95 rofl its funny

  • @UNSCpilot95 its not fun and senator who supports abortion

  • LOL, sony comercial before this, PRAISE MS

  • but i am the boss, boss boss boss rolfmao

  • im surprised chief actually wanted to play cod

  • Too...Many...Ads...

  • 'if you teach me ur secrits i will suck ur dick' , 'um its kinda hard' chief: ' so is mine!

  • It's easier to watch there on the iPhone/pod/pad because those annotations don't show up. :)

    Thumbs up if you agree :)

  • woooooooo! power stone!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love you, Jon. No homo, but seriously, you're the best Machinima director in the fucking world.

  • Final Fantasy 7 all the way

  • Uh oh spegettioh

  • yay

  • y wolud you banned your own xbox 360

  • @61tinydancer maybe for his fans to laugh

  • @61tinydancer retard

  • @61tinydancer he put a picture up dude he didnt ban himself

  • @61tinydancer Its just an image..

  • @61tinydancer he must have got a video of a banned meassage and put it on there

  • @61tinydancer because you touch yourself at night

  • @61tinydancer Smh... he edited in a banned notice and he never used jtag , if you look at 4:43 it shows press x to reload

  • @61tinydancer Im pretty sure that he didn't get banned and that it was edited to seem that way... look, sometime its say press x to reload on the saw so yeah....

  • @61tinydancer he would have unbanned because bungie support arby n the chief

  • @61tinydancer you can easily find a snapshot of that message anywhere on the internet.

  • @61tinydancer He didn't. 

  • @61tinydancer he faked it. the reload button popped up the first time chief used the m240

  • @61tinydancer if you watch how this video was made it was just an image.

  • @61tinydancer Retard

  • funny thing, im play mw2 while watching this :p tounge face

  • Jon could you pls do another season when Halo 4 comes out.Pls

    

  • @nfsmw99sg You do realize there's two more seasons, right?

  • @dasjugsboi  nope.i watched until season 8 but i watched b& again coz it is my favorite episode.But then i started to realise that halo 4 is gonna come out soon so i suggest to jon to do another season

  • Skyrim ad, FUCK YEAH!

  • Nice game collection!!!!

  • 40 people are not the BOSS BOSS BOSS

  • 5:33, did i just hear ch33f pee himself?

  • OMG, remember when you used to push the Xbox button and a screen popped up and it was BLUE!!!

    The Blue has been betrayed by the new WHITE!!!

    WHY!!!!????

  • 40 guys got banned for using unlimited reload hacks

  • did John actaully mod his Xbox or was that just clever editing?

  • @GamingIdiot42Neo u have obv never played cod :P or are dumb.

  • @tsotsc I've played CoD like once or twice, I'm more of a halo, or a battlefield fan,

    and I was just curious.

  • Am I the only onw wondering what the music is called that goes from 0:50 - 2:38 ?

  • CHEIF.. I LOVE YOU.

    -Super happy face.-

  • if only micro soft actually banned people when they hacked

  • ok am i the only one who was like HOLY CRAP THEY HAVE THE ORIGINAL LEGEND OF ZELDA FOR NES!! at 1:40

  • @zopaman10 nvm its link to the past lol

  • @zopaman10 Yeah, you were..

    

  • I love the music when Chief is being cheeky XD

  • arby sould of kill chief

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 1962

  • 1:59 what are you doing chief making deals with the devil when your desperate Im disapointed.

  • CoD is a GREAT game! ... If you suck at video games...

  • when the chief's foot was sliced off, did he actually broke his toy is the feet is detachable?

  • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa he broke it

  • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa People like you make me want to cry. Did you actually READ what you wrote or just put random words in a random jumble that kinda gets your message accross?

    "when the cheif's foot was sliced off, did he actually broke his toy is the feet is detachable?"

    Props for actually spelling properly...

  • @DukeofKool11 "no skill" sums up CoD in two words, and "nerdy" sums it up in one word..

  • uh oh spagettioh

  • Love the fact that the Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary was the advert for this video<3.

  • At first I was like, "B& a half? That title makes no sense!"

  • its funny that he was the ONLY person to get banned for hacking in 2 years

  • Hahahaha that little captcha thing that comes up to prove you're not a bot wanted me to type "ROFLERGOP"

  • i could use some help

    thats ashame XD rofl

  • i remember this opening. good times.....good times

  • Wow artifacts... By the way hackers are so fucking gays...like in this episode where Chief if being gay...

    Funny episode though.

  • @Darkie87Henson well hackers are currently keeping the internet free from moderation.

    just so ya know.

  • Majora's Mask for the fucking win!

  • at 4:27 he reloads, lol

  • mmmm... zelda is awesome... she is sooooo good with me!

  • You got out A Link to the Past and didn't stop to play it? What is wrong with you?

  • his mods r so amaazing he still needs to reload

  • 4:55, the hack is so amazing that he doesn't even need to touch the right trigger button!

  • 00:50 your welcome!

  • rofl Chief's gonna be so dead...

  • masta chief missin foot lol

  • its been 1 year since this episode came out!

  • John has a shitload of badass older games

  • @Tetsusiaga01 yea lol

  • @Tetsusiaga01 true dat man i love those old zelda games

  • HWAT HAPPENED TO ARBYS HELMET DAMMIT JOHN HOW CUD YU LOSE ARBYS HELMET???!?!?! ujhkliujjjjjjjjuiodfhidufu

  • I'm the Boss, BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS

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  • From 0:50 to 2:30, what is the music in the background?

  • Awesome

  • woop thumbs up for majoras mask

  • 0:45

  • 1:40 oh that brings back memories

  • rofl 5:00 console banned

  • pause in 4:47 it says reload

  • Majora's mask.

  • Hacker: Well, it`s kinda hard..

    Chief: so is mien

    Other Guy: Holy Christ, I'm fuckin' outta here.

    LMAO!

    

  • @EvilA110 so's mein

  • @Lolololol0091 those fags need to get there asses on reach and quit playing there gay ass playstation and grow a pair XD

  • @lilrascal713

    you're so stupid, pathetic laughable and your comments prove nothing.

  • 39 people are mad because the dind't get reach loololololol;ololololololl.lol­lollolllollollololololololo!!!­

  • I Now Know Why He Does Not Aim Down The Sight! HE Haz No Footz

  • Uh oh spaghettio!

  • @pofuno

    Troll much?

  • did anybody else see the reload button

  • @DukeofKool11 I suppose.

  • nipple

  • Oh spaghettiohs! XD 

  • Power Stone was in that pile of games. DO WANT!

  • I didn't finish Season 4 because it was retarded, so can someone tell me what happened to Chief's foot and Arbiter's helmet???

  • @C0GSniper wow are u fucking retarded like just fucking die that stuff did not come off in thats season u fucking dip shit try fucking watching the first season n season 1 fuck nut

  • @pofuno That was the worst attempt at a sentence I've ever seen. Chief HAD his foot in Season 4 because I remember it getting stuck in his cardboard box so he had to lay there. Arbiter had his helmet then, too. So, if they HAD them halfway through Season 4, and then at the beginning of Season 5, they DON'T have them, then I think it's safe to assume they lost them in Season 4. I've watched every episode of Arby n' the Chief besides a few in Season 4, so don't tell me to watch Season 1, fuck nut.