OUCH!! Biker Uses Face As Brakes!

[NextTopModelFever]

are you okay?

Ummm no, no i'm not. I just face planted the ground...

[SebastianPaltzer]

you`re okay?

lol stfu and get to a hospital if u know how to open the door

[superkarter8]

wear a helmet.... lozer

[MrSex69bomb]

doesnt he look better after he fell that before

[Xxthe0bestxX]

OMG is the ground ok ?

[xThrillChaacopx]

lol GETFUCKED

[mrsammy80]

thats gonna leave a mark.

[Freakingwork]

fail..

[xStAmPiEx]

9.8 for that landing

[kreeperzulu4]

why not wear a motorcross helmet... they look cool anyways. i wana wear one when i drive my car . i just dont have a good enough excuse too.

[jessekarey66]

@kreeperzulu4 Cut the top off right at the bottom of the windshield and wear a moto helmet with goggles. You would be so bad ass!

[kreeperzulu4]

@jessekarey66 hahahaha, i would do it if it were legal!!!! they dont allow shit here in Toronto Ontario Canada. cops are sttrriickkd

[mike11456]

fail

[pureali123]

that was actually quite funny

[Bladedevil25]

faceplant haha

[druidzrock]

wear a helmet dumbass! his fault..

[Jason026P]

I guess you can say that he ate a "Sandwitch" hahaha. I'm funny.

[d0sisdead]

@Jason026P I guess you can say the victim ate a......SANDWitch......YEEEEEEA­AAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Jason026P]

@d0sisdead thats not funny

[jessekarey66]

@Jason026P Yea it is, I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard.

[MrJonnnyKI]

dont worry... the earth stopd his fall

[VansSkully]

LMFAO EVEN THOUGH I BMX THAT'S FUNNY!

[lololkiss]

thats good jump on next hump

[czycowboy]

lol fail



[robloxbananaking]

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[20genshot]

STAY DOWN YOU F**K** IDIOT!

[killrog84]

"stay there stay there stay there"

like hes going anywhere asshole

[Brizo0505]

He loves the beach so frikken much

[hottmexican911]

dude everytime some gets hurt like tht the carmea person always ask.."are you okay? you ok?" haha

[willywonka129]

get owned

[hithitboy]

kiss the floor IDIOT!!!

puta nanay mo!!!!

[perker180]

ouch

[akaSpoon]

faceflip))

[1337shellc0der]

wear a helmet?

[h1bB0ilzZ]

is some of his nose missing ???

[sattleasshenry911]

Lol, nub.

[alohastar]

Ouch!

[abrhamlee]

stay th fuck down hahahaha i don't get it why do people fuckin play with their life.

[anonyms24]

Use a fuckin helmet u dumb fuck

[crazedfarmer]

@anonyms24 unless its a full face helmet it wouldn't have done shit, helmets are for bitches

[amosboys]

@crazedfarmer oops wrong button ment to press thumbs down :)

[JmotherfuckingP]

The retard asked where it hurts ahahaja

[666euphoria]

@JmotherfuckingP GREAT POINT!!!

[Airbrusholic]

GOOD!!!!

[xXMC023Xx]

Heard of this amazing device called a Helmet? you put it on and it absorbs ALL the force. ingenious device really!

[Dnlc0]

OMG is the dirt ok?

[FlaVaxx]

@Dnlc0 haha brilliant

[MoNsTeR9681]

its a easy way to stop :D

[xXFrEeStYlEoOXx]

noob :D

[Sledluva213]

lmao draggged

[k3ith2x23]

my "frends" would have laughed there nuts off, and i would have gotten no medical attention, atlast tht guy cared

[antklg420691]

damn dude u know they make these things called helmets

[3flipmafia95]

at least you stopped

[leezaman1]

@3flipmafia95

lol

[siliconsurf]

lol, what a dipshit...ever thought about wearing helmet?

[crazykidcapa]

@siliconsurf No, not many of us do. Wearing any protection means less fear, and fear sometimes makes you get that tail-whip over a 20 footer first try. So, chill out. For some of us, we'd rather get a concussion than wear a helmet.

[siliconsurf]

@crazykidcapa having fun being brain damaged and looking like a total fuckface... it can't be good if you suck at it and act like a poseur.

[crazykidcapa]

@siliconsurf Sounds comical. A. Concussions don't cause brain damage, unless it's recurring that you get concussions. I have a friend who doesn't ride bike and he's suffered 9 concussions playing football, and graduated with a good gpa. Coming to a video and talking shit on the person riding is just retarded. Tends to make you look like the poser. But hey, who knows, logic and education might be backwards, if that's the case than you are in the right. But since we live in the real world...

[crazykidcapa]

@siliconsurf I don't know who you ride with, but even when I first started riding over 5 years ago, I didn't wear a helmet. You deal with the falls. The only time I wear a helmet is when I have to, at PennSkate, Hackettstown, Incline Club, and at WoodWard when I spent a month 3 years ago. So, when I see you ride with Robbo, Dave King, Crandall, and the crew, feel free to pretend your on my level. If not, nice try.

[siliconsurf]

@crazykidcapa call me when you're not walking anymore, tough guy...helmet saves lives. only a douchebag would think it's cool to ride and face planting is fun.

[crazykidcapa]

@siliconsurf Tell professional riders who make more than both your parents do in a year, in just one competition. Stop bitching to me about it. Like I said. A real rider doesn't need a helmet to stay safe. Falls are few and far between after a year of riding everyday. Not to mention, you learn to take these exact kind of falls, by tucking in and rolling. So, stop being the poser.

[siliconsurf]

@crazykidcapa Stop being a wannabe tough guy, faggot.

[crazykidcapa]

@siliconsurf Lol nice comeback, actually thumbs up to all of your comebacks. So intelligent and well thought. Your rebuttals should be viewed as the pinnacle of our countries maturity level. Oh, and thanks for commenting on a video of mine from 2005 LOL.

[siliconsurf]

@crazykidcapa i hope you crash, you fucking moron!

[crazykidcapa]

@siliconsurf Wow, more maturity. Good job. Lol. And I probably will "crash" again one day, but I've learned how to take a fall. So, I'm not worried about it. Keep going on and on if you'd like, but since you have NO bmx videos on your page, you are preaching to the wrong choir. You aren't part of our scene, and as such, your opinions are insufficient. They lack understanding from a first person view. Get over yourself for a while. Sorry that you apparently need protective gear.

[AkimboShufflers]

@crazykidcapa lol you are so ignorant

[crazykidcapa]

@AkimboShufflers Lol probably, I really dislike when people like him comment on a video like this guy's and call the person a dipshit. Apparently everyone who has fallen, no matter what the activity, is a dipshit. It's called being a man. How about guys working in roofing, they don't wear helmet's, are they dipshits? They're men. Lol. And kids who live for youtube like to talk shit on everyone's hobbies/jobs, etc. So I use a bit of reverse psychology. And look, lol, he hasn't commented back :P

[skah07]

fuck!! .. i might crap my pants .. if i feel that ...

[TheGeodude15]

so many faceplants

[danmonsterhog]

nice helmet

[timthewelder1]

Walk it off Iam sick of this lay down generation PUSSYS

[EpicEduardo]

wasnt this on scarred?

[Laneismynickname]

whahahah that made me laugh sooooo hard xD

[FcMURDA]

i think people should know how to bail before they start jumping lol

[Shuffler1996]

tut bestimmt Nicht weh ich fall immer mit hinter kopf auf boden

[007TheNINJA]

Thats why they invented the helmet! hahaha

[tombeals69]

@007TheNINJA

a helmet would cover the head, not the face. wouldnt have helped at all. i used to bmx and i always wore a helmet when i did crazy shit, but helmets never seemed to stop the face plants i had to deal with every now and then

[SuperNItroRCFReak]

@tombeals69 wat about a full faced helmet

[tombeals69]

@SuperNItroRCFReak

i suppose that would work too, but the videos never quite as cool unless your dripping blood from somewhere on your face....

[SuperNItroRCFReak]

@tombeals69 that is also true

[tombeals69]

@SuperNItroRCFReak

blood is a vital part of any video worth watchin....

[klaricetano143]

hahahahahaha.......... ang tanga naman jejejeje

[PerBingTheZ]

@Drumybum Meh, if you wanted to make an intelligent argument you could have at least mentioned a full face helmet. A regular skate style helmet isn't gonna do a whole lot for hittin' some small trails without trying to throw any tricks.

[yz250fethan]

@Drumybum the bmx helmets only protect the top of the head vertually doing nothin for his face that got ground into the dirt ^^ fool.

[christianwbmx]

this sucks! it's happen to me when i was 14!! i fell the exact same way!

[XBOXADDICT97]

u ok? u ok? im not fucking ok man

[DanielTheCooliest]

You guys don't understand! he was just doing the penguin trick.

[9incherandgrowing]

those are some good ass brakes, when can i buy some of those?

thx

[Cthulu310]

@9incherandgrowing lmao what a dick :p

[metro2033fan]

i want before and after picture!

[AceSRT]

Hahahahaha, the video is funny enough, the comments are halarious

[ReidHarris7]

lmfao what an idiot look how he lands haha wow its like fuckin penguin slide

[PyroManiacJohnny]

Background music: Korn-Make Me Bad

[ZeR0toL3rAnC3]

What a time to have a narcoleptic moment!

[MAVERICKBOY100]

I have to say he's a beast at face grinding.

[bigpajjj]

:23 youll be fine your jut messed up... haha

[MackeyDack138]

I hope he wasnt pregnant!!

[tylersgdfdhdc]

are u ok yea im fine i just ate mjor shit yeah and im bleeding from my face yeah im ok wtf

[foulmist]

a helmet would have made a difference at least a SMALL :D

[scrowto1]

hoo shit

[thatguy12182]

Stay down, Stay down. You slid far and fast, lol!!!!

[MasterTechRepair]

@thatguy12182 lmfao0o0o0o0o0o

[conrad0102]

:17 seconds" where's it hurt?"

uhmm... his face dumb ass

[ehbird858]

"are you okay?" "yeah, missing half the skin on my face but other than that, no biggie"

[MrWidom]

Your okey? Your okey? Does it looks like hes okey? >.<

[xXxSPURSxXx1]

I done the same it F•••••• well hurt

[rahshieky]

They told him to stay down so everybody can take pictures lol

[megaPunkboi]

a helmet dosn't protect your face...>_>

[Daschisnit]

thats happened if you dont wear a helmet

[enseiiii]

What does the dirt taste like???

[InamberI]

You ok? Yeah.... I just lost half of my face but it's ok

[TK9557]

uuhh fuck! thats freaky

[BuyingGF8k]

thats what you get for being a midget... >.>

[whatevermanfbs]

"I think I hear my mom calling me for dinner.."

"What, did you not eat enough of the ramp 30 minutes ago?"

Ha...ha...? D:

[rockindavid310]

@whatevermanfbs

thats a good one! LOL

[philbio66]

@whatevermanfbs

Oh you silly silly man!

[converseshoeboy]

@whatevermanfbs lmao hahahahaha that is defo top 10 funniest comments ive ever read

[leezaman1]

@whatevermanfbs

no i think i hear your mum calling me for dinner!!

boi

[McLoveIn010]

holly fucked

[JeeroFilms]

get a full face helmet

[TESTOSTERTONE]

How bout It could of been worse!

[TESTOSTERTONE]

Dude he's not OK!

[yooni47]

sa pique sa lol

[metallicarocks159]

faceplant!!!

[brandonferr1]

i love how he has to stop complete b4 he says ow. and the way he says ow is priceless

[dbjones254]

"u slide FAST"

[DrumsnotDrugz]

Finally a friend who actually cares what happens to another friend

[BeanerTheMan]

@DrumsnotDrugz finally a video where the dude doesnt cut as soon as he crashes

[JanPillemann2206]

Faceroll

[5193550656]

you okay?

No

You okay?

No i broke my arm

you okay?

No i fractured my leg

You okay?

No my face is shreded

[jiongpao2]

as hand brake man

[kemono125]

hey look at the bright side you learned ur leson always wear a helmet kids unlike those kids who try to stay on the edge breaking bones and fracturing musscless

[TheTobiramaSenju]

@kemono125 FRATURING MUSCLES YOU SPEELED IT WRONG AND USED IT WRONG YOU DUMBA XD

[TnYxT]

Poor boy, never see that coming:))

[leebog31]

ROFL! Thats what you call a dirt slip and slide. Funny shit!!

[AleksIsCool]

Finally a friend that doesn't start cracking up because someone just landed strait on his face.

[EnzoTheBaker]

He saw this move in Happy Feet and thought he could do it.

[sssrbk]

This happened to me on asfalt once, god that hurts!

[SuperMrFaggot]

He would make a great Pinguin

[666thesnowman]

lol my favorite bit was where he fell off the bike and used his face as brakes!

[TheDude8689]

Nice helmet, kinda stupid looking though.

[gri22ly100]

lol 0:18 "Where does it hurt"? Guy who bailed:My foot you fucking idiot lol

[FarewellToKings2112]

yes, wear a fucking helmet. The dumbest generation by far.

[Khabuli]

lol what hurts?

[circa28nike]

no bro he'ss fine.......thats the dumbest thing iv ever heard, "are you ok".....dumbass to the max!!!

[58paintballboy]

@CrazyWebGuy actually, a helmet saved my cousin's life, if he wasn't wearing a helmet i would never have met him.

[btsmanman]

Stay down!



[apes1293]

fuuuccckkk i loved th<t bike like my son. and then a retard comes and crahses it. i hope the bike is fine. the biker can suck my ass

[heybabe123iskate]

im lucky that wasnt me

[granat2000]

hmmm what is called??? ... helmet!!!!

[spearstrike211]

Beautiful.

[jimspanou]

god damit can't you wear a helmet

thats why they invented!to protect our selfs!

[MrPHANTOMX9]

OMG is the bike ok???

[colerida617]

why doesnt anybody let go of the handlebars?

[dadikkedude]

dude that sux 4 u

[crazygnarkill]

stopped on a dime

[utoobeish]

@crazygnarkill he hit the earth not a dime

[heiselfa]

where is your brainbucket

[dixieboycrf]

what hurts obviously his face

[BjarkeXDXDXD]

are u okay ? :)

[lewismac2007]

funny if a guy whent over the ramp and hit them

[Blindmanstaring]

Stay down!

[SKARKIBANEZ]

Αυτα ειναι......



[fullfatboy96]

lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[megatroll]

At leat he got real friends who actually take care of him unlike the other cunts in the faceplant videos laughing their asses off... :P

[theotokas5]

his frend says where does it hurt do u not c his face bleeding

[RavenMaster27]

The "are you okay?" after this monster-mama-faceplant sucked xD

[pantsman0000]

iv done this many many many many times

[theranster9]

Those gloves help any?

[Ctorresification]

Man! He just ate a mouthful of dirt!

[redsneckboy]

oh hes fine! ive done that so many time

[pokerstud001]

NOM NOM NOM

[Willythejanitor]

ummmmm no hes not ok

[Wootsickles]

You gotta admit that was a pretty perfect slide.

[KDEngineering]

Now there's a whole new definition to the term " brown nosing "

Haha

[RidgewoodBMX]

YOU SUCK!

[normanibal]

dammmmmmm

[superzmanslammer]

HE JUST ATE SHIT HOWS IT TASTE!!1??

[XFry333X]

That was noice mate! Good show!

[sypradyn]

how does sand taste???

[Tiggerlen]

You are NOT a penguin and that is NOT an ice ramp!