Shroom Eating Joan of Arc | Time Dealer Ep. 1

[37zeus37]

i'm gonna work this into my history essay

[bass109]

this is an insult and stupid

[greatnothing42]

mushroom droppin dirty south stylie,this is funny ass shit

[FAALLTHEWAY]

lolz

[DeweyDuck420]

YES!

[elegantzie]

When offered to have her wound healed by a magic at the battle of Orleans, Joan replied, "I would rather die than do something which I know to be a sin, or to be against God's will.

[orf32]

Yet for it to be a sin, Magic would have to be real. a Bic lighter would of been magic to them. Anything stupid ppl didn't understand was magic to them. I guess if I showed them the old pull my thumb off and put it back on trick I would of burned in hell back then. XD

[ColdSig]

Why is pedophile such a dirty word these days I swear.

[BobbyNewb]

It's spelled 'pedophile', dumbass.

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

Very funny. Thanks.

[BobbyNewb]

My god, the girl is gorgeous.

[KottbullehSylvanasEU]

i like that song haha

[dogmeathaha]

Well actuallly there were sometimes hallucigenic mushrooms located on wheat grains, because of humidity during the crops,. And bread was the main food for peasants during the middle ages.

So contaminated bread caused hallucinations and sometimes lead to local riots when too many people were under the effect of the "visions" or hearing voices.

Sorry Timedealer, i like your concept but you haven't invented anything here :p

[sezaiabi123]

she is so beutyfull

[slowjamz00]

Check out my video it has some pics of my plant and some mad ass weed!

[coolbrian15]

i can uderstand were this movie coming from in the 15th century mushrooms were very popualar even the druged kind

[RDJim]

Smoking causes hair loss.

[dimanayda123]

ddddd

[yoming49]

damn shes pretty hot. ill do her

[hirskdubbi]

omg,for the people who dont get this,ur fucking retarded.The ones who thinks this an insult to Joan of arc,ur fucking stupid,its a joke.relax,get a diploma and enjoy time dealer.I'd fuk the shit outta joan by the way.c ya fuckers!

[BryantFinlay]

moron

[hirskdubbi]

duhhhhh moron.if i wanted a comeback i wouldve wiped it off your face

[BryantFinlay]

did you ever think there was a reason why drugs are ILLEGAL? They destroy your body. it truly is sad.

[ruderevival]

oh really?

[BryantFinlay]

yeah

[ruderevival]

oh so the government cares about us so much they dont us to get hurt right?

[BryantFinlay]

i would say to a degree. i'm sure they have their own political motives, but that doesn't negate the effects of the drug: respiratory problems, memory issues, and can help cause lung cancer, to name a few

[Chuckjagermeister]

The chemical in recreational mushrooms may be no more dangerous than caffeine as far as effects on the body. The danger is what some stupid and ill-prepared people will behave like while under the influence of them. Like trying to fly off the roof. On the other hand perfectly legal but extremely toxic FDA-approved drugs like Celebrex (used for inflamation) can cause a spontaneous stroke.

[GueroSinFeXxX]

Mushrooms are tasty,Mushrooms are tasty.

[genericity]

pretty funny idea, but even a druggy knows that those cartoon things weren't god talking about starting a french cult

[arashosta]

دختره خوب کسی است ها .حال میده بگاییش

[rtahouri]

ahahah Eyval dada! khayli een doxtar gashange

[joykljilk2]

Well I hope she's not younger than 16 or else I would feel like a scumbag.

[sappytea]

you mean talia?

[streaksnstuff]

hahahaaa hilarious the unicorn on wheels "get down to the beat!" lmao. the girl is mad pretty though seriously.

[freakheavy]

i'm too thin, and too rich

[bamfmommyx2]

I'm lost. Does one have to be already high to understand this?

[admnistr00]

what´s on this non-understanded?

[mangum766539333]

no, you don't have to be high. you just have to not be retarded. sucks for you

[neilrw10]

Twat

[insanecrusader]

so thaaaats how Joan was persuaded to lead the French army

if I could go back in time I'd skateboard the streets of France and Britain carrying a Panasonic radio

great vid..and Joan is hott is she part of ur production? hehe

[ImSuperKewl]

...Pedo...

[88holland]

yeah, or he is 12 years old remember?

[rocwiler0]

5 cc of this shit lol

[nexivdr]

this is so lame, fucking morons.

[dasenuff]

when all 'this' is gone...then what reality willu have 2 believe in?

[DubbedAnimeCentral]

You have to much time on your hands bro. Shut the fuck up already.

[dasenuff]

wow! so ...your on you tube becuz u DONT have any time on your hands? shut me up fucker!

[dasenuff]

i like humor..but its realy insulting to suggest joan of arc was on shrums when she had he realization. ..so ill stand wit jnx65 on this one! snot funny dude!

[lasz17]

boring ignorant crap

[MisterChimpy]

ha ha ha ha ha! Sooo stupid but I still guffawed, once. :D

[spacedementia2008]

oh shut up you moron. i'll bet you think all jews and muslims go to some sort of fiery pit when they die as well. the only true religion is science, and my lord and savior is Carl Sagan.

[dasenuff]

it take more faith to believ in nothing!

[ChillinJam]

thought they were fun the first time now i fucking hate all drugs

[Gaia1986]

i hate the fact that almost every youtube video is infected with bible quotes and jesus christ talk.. must be some american phenomenon.. I give it 3 generations at most, and this dogma-shit is wiped away from the surface of the earth and people realize that experience and not belief is needed.

[emmthreejonny]

Hippies = dingleberries.

[dasenuff]

i hate the fact the 'giai' worshipers are so jealous of the creator of the universe to the point of speading lies and worshiping 'the earth' keep wating giai worshiper...the judaeo christian GOD has been here scince before time begun,b4 you and will be here even after you and i r gone..sorry a made your palnts cry! im curious...did u start worshiping  thearth becuase of 'experience" or was it just the brain damage from the drugs u use? -probablt both!

[nevous8]

Haha shut the hell up.

[spacedementia2008]

the Lord Jesus Christ? wow i didn't know people actually still believed in that medieval nonsense

[dasenuff]

what do you belive in...'nothing' for sure!

[spacedementia2008]

actually i believe in "reality"

[LilPistachio]

wtf is this crap?

[SinisterDisaster]

i want a dealer like that

[rocwiler0]

who was the chick she was hot

[admnistr00]

joan is very sexi ;)

[admnistr00]

and she looks very innocent in the beginning, i think. dont you think so?

[gearheads4u]

yeah to most pedaphiles she is.

[admnistr00]

yes, you´re right, you gerontophil ;)

[eben81]

i love time dealer.. time dealer's dialogue definitely has the lacking creativity of a drug user. if you try to look past the writers over usage of marijuana, lsd, mushrooms and dust-off the innovation of a time dealer still retains a good amount of shock value humor and is moderately amusing. word up to time dealer.

[eben81]

definitely worthy of four stars

[spacedementia2008]

if you don't think this is entertaining you clearly don't do enough drugs

[Leopoldo888]

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[xMrBumpyx]

thats not what doing shrooms is like at all

[rocwiler0]

so you eat them?

[bernierinthazone]

dude your fucking amazing. keep em coming bro

[Oisterboy]

this is retarded. sorry.

[silverbackman]

On 5 grams of the mexican mushroom one can see much more than god. And of course it could drive anyone, even a medieval woman to take the reigns of the military in an age when women were thought to be devoid of souls.

[xMrBumpyx]

you would get sick and throw up. i ate 5 grams once and i got really sick.

[silverbackman]

How much do you usually take? I guess it's different for everyone.....I get little to no nausea or sickness from eating that much. And the visions are quite profound.....no wonder Mckenna recommended it.

I guess if you view the throwing up as a purge you will have an easier time with it...ayawaska is supposed to have a much bigger stomach component that turns many people off.

[silverbackman]

Oh yeah I almost forgot.....smoking pot especially during the peak will not only intensify (if it's sativa) or relax (if it's indica) the trip, but it will quiet the tummy quite well.

[boogerlips1978]

I want to fart in your mouth

[annadread]

Haha, yeah, that was great.

[snakevpr]

haha very unique

[grendelee]

TAAAIIME deeaaaller

[msmeyerson90]

sweet

[DrFunk718]

LOVE the concept, guys over at 60Frames. Great script, funny acting. This is my favorite one. Ever thought of presenting this to boys over at Adult Swim?

[Jeffieboi]

I thought this was gonna be stupid, but it was helarious. I knew she had to have been fucked up on SOMETHING to think that God actually spoke to her. This video clears it up, and it was helarious. Helarious, and educational.

[luv4kellie]

one word. AWSOME!

[nativeops]

dude. your fucking cool. and a genius.

is it just a coincedence, or was the winged/feathered serpent/dragon intentional?

[MATTSKELL85]

ill bet it was time dealer who sold george w. his coaine back in his college days

[RealNemo235]

Oh wow! That was cool!

See, at first there was this quaint little scene. Kinda calm and quiet.

And then BAM! A really loud noise! It was a little shocking, I'll give you that.

But in the end I came away very satisfied and entertained. I'll have to recommend this to my friends. They are going to be so suprised.

I commend you, my friend, for creating this truly original piece of art. Bravo!

[santomonasterio]

haha this is great

[DArcyFD]

that's the first lo-fi indie comedy i've seen on youtube that's actually funny. good job.

[spacecommander5]

HAHAHAHA. no sh!t

[spacecommander5]

..one of the most original things i've seen on YouTube.

I hope you guys get picked up by a network, it would be a huge improvement to the talentless schlock they air 24/7.

Keep making Videos!

[WildGremlinz]

they could replace the tim and eric show on adult swim...

[njmbft]

great video. going thru time to get u fucked up awesome.....

[gina12614]

Time Dealer!!!!!!

[Icarus3ak]

scratchin dragon was the best part....

[murdoc1110]

clever.  i like it. 4/5.

[pinkpengi78]

The girl who plays joan of arc was really good.

[tessaRAiNBOW]

this is a video, it's not supposed to be 100% realistic

[unvme601]

yo in order to make a funny video about shrooms, it has to be realistic... not dragons scratching records with mushrooms dancing... that shit doesnt happen its just stupid

constructive criticism

[serik21]

totally agreed, realism is the key to pulling in the duggie market. This usually is the type of thing youd expect from someone who knew nothing about shrooms.

[boscoruby]

*high five* A mushroom trip is NOTHING like this stupid video. REAL shroomtrippers DO NOT appreciate such unrealistic shroom videos. NO STARS, MOTHERFUCKERS. ZERO.

[ViLeDeth]

lmao this post is made of fuckin' win...

[aboymadeofweed]

ur a turd...

[spacecommander5]

IT WASN'T MEANT TO RESEMBLE TRIPPING!

Haven't you noticed that ALL 4 videos include a cartoon scene, EVEN the one about VIAGRA and we all no that no one trips on a boner pill... don't be so offended

[stfuNsmokethis]

Joan of Arc - I fucked that bitch in the ass. Now when I phone her she always says shes too busy hanging out with God.

[Homerjay66666]

Ahh... I've got liberty caps growing 5 min walk in about any direction. To bad most of the farmers are chavs who don't take kindly to drug users.

Wonderful video by the way! Is that Meggie McFadden, or am I totally lost?

[sharoneus]

There are city dealers and there are country dealers. Timedealer is obviously a city boy. I wouldn't buy a thing from this creep.

[Lordseb]

Of course you would you know better. But the people of the past have no f-ing idea

[hirskdubbi]

who gives a shit

[johnxspeaks]

Very entertaining. Hope he comes out with more...

[davidscalling]

I heard in school that English back in the 1400's sounded a lot different than the English we speak today, so he might not have been able to understand her (nor her him). It was even written differently.

[hirskdubbi]

who gives a shit?

[ezee360]

I think this shit is awesome keep it up

[Hmslc234]

Whoa, that's the dude from Derrickcomedy.

[russell56443]

That was Awesome!!!

Flash over here and bring me some,I havnt seen God in Years!!!

[bumwrecker27]

why would u trade shrooms for some wine. shrooms r so much better. they taste good, they make u feel good, if u eat enough u see funny shit, and theyre a lot harder to find than any alcohol

[88holland]

hey, do you have an mp3 version of that song?

[bucksatan1]

Lawdy I wanna fuck!

[jolly3sheep]

ok, no offense, but this rlly s** -.-'

[banggg]

hahaha that was fucking hilarious.

[fathat287]

that was pretty dumbass!

[joerobot32]

dude, your a pussy

[GomerDose]

Nice video promoting preteen drug abuse.

Maybe you think it would be funny if he took the girl into the woods and sodomized her.

[joerobot32]

its people like you that get bugs bunny censored on tv. its a joke. in fact im convinced people like you are stupid enough to be influenced by that.

[GomerDose]

Sorry, my mind is made up. VIDEO FLAGGED.

[bucksatan1]

I flagged your mom last night. She smelled like geritol and funk.

[GomerDose]

wah? Flagged my mom? Come at me harder dude

[bucksatan1]

Last night I came so hard your mom died.

[GomerDose]

C'mon man that doesn't make sense! Your snaps are WEAK. How about this:

"Stop the spread of AIDS you faggot! Put a hinge on your dick and swing it up your own ass!"

[karnak99]

2 thumbs up, would read again.

[Kairge]

Hhat would be hilarious actually.

[iMBBonlyone]

Actually.... it speaks against use because it implies that if you do shrooms then you will start a war and be burned at the stake.

your base for reporting is thus rendered invalid.

[kongawonga]

Funny you should say that IMBBonlyone. That's exactly what happened to me the last time I did shrooms. I just wanted to soak up a bit of middle east culture and I'm still paying off the burn unit. Life is strange.

[aidem777]

muy tripiada la loca esa s le aparecio dios y la vara waaaa!

[kwamij333]

Interesting concept, like I said, but where does it go? You deal to every prominent figure in history, they get high, do something and then...and then...Jesus is the final customer is all I'm saying.lol

[sandmanphl]

LMAO!!! keep it up, man.

[krissykimono]

hot mess! LOL

[marleytheloudog]

yo dude, make more man! this shit is whats up homie!

[vancouner]

Can you please turn your Cap Lock off, It's a little annoying.

[oppositronic]

you don't have to capitalize "Cap Lock"

[Licmycat]

Good job. Looks a bit professional. Is this a hobby or a job?

[kwamij333]

Nice kid, wish him well but after watching this, "Time Stealer." LOL!

[sisyphusorianus9787]

The best part of the whole vid... the phrase, "TIME DEALER!"

[hitthatblunt420]

LMAO HAHAHAHA

[kwamij333]

Now would he be a dear and give Jesus the final shroom so that he can return as the second coming, and the world will end and this video will be no more?

[blueberries56]

alright gay

[akawhippy]

I don't get this video. Can someone explain it to me?

[TheLittleWingsOfJimi]

he deals drugs to people in time and the drugs they take and make them do what they did in history. basically they took drugs to do what they did. joan of arc seen god and god told her to fight the british. she did and got writen down in history. well hes saying that the drugs made her see god

[sandmanphl]

dude, if u dont get it, forget it...

[nolab143691]

thin she went nuts and fucking killed that brits

[PetesBloodyHand]

The time dealer looks like Westley (Cary Elwes) The Princess Bride. And the girl looks so lovely. I'm probably old enough to be her father but I can comment on her beauty.

[Nyhee7]

you have video envy, admit it, baicacatule

[ALPINESWATCHES]

i ate shrooms 2nite and didnt do anything too crazy felt better about being trapped in this body & reality and that was about it...

[CrannyEntertainment0]

than u didn't do the right kind.

[darbasie1983]

hoo

[Nyhee7]

you're just jealous

[Finger2212]

Hahahaha this is the best video that I have stumbled across in some time.

[MidniteFistfite]

that was so fire

[ManomirPL]

Nice ;) 5/5

[SugarAddict]

Heh.

[SugarAddict]

Isn't she like 11?

[Shroctopus]

some people don't take the divine mushroom just to get fucked up, they use it for spiritual reasons.

[Shroctopus]

haha the rappin shroom was jokes.

I agree they show you the real god....

[multicolouredlady]

BOYS WILL BE BOYS..BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT..I WONDERED WHY HIS INNER DOG WASNT SET FREE, I MYSELF, AM A LADY, BUT BOYS WILL BE BOYS

HAS ANYONE EVER NOTICED HOW YOUR JAWS HURT(FROM LAUGHING) AFTER A TRIP ON THESE THINGS? ERR..clears throught..i heard that anyway, yeah, thats it. :O)

[MarryWitch94]

Well i think the video looks very profecionel, but you make a fool of Joan.

[RomesKiller]

Love it!

[NoJoke0405]

Why the fcck are you fccktards over analyzing this fcckin video.. - it's a COMEDY vid.. geesh. - fcckin' critcs man.

[MLalah]

It's a one-joke, show: this guy deals drugs using time travel and the drugs explain things in history that he doesn't understand.

The 'one joke' isn't even funny, lol.

[Finger2212]

These videos aren't meant to be intellectually analyzed. They're funny to watch because of how stupid they are, and it's quite evident that this was the intention.

[d0mp1zzl3]

he looks so freakin unsympathetic

[johnsonhardwood]

it's like he's trying to do a jack nicholson impression. for me he comes across as a psychopath.

[johnsonhardwood]

what i don't get is, why is the time dealer such an a-hole?

[SugarAddict]

Yeah..