Epic Exam FAILURE - Russell Howard's Good News - Series 1 Episode 6 Highlight - BBC Three

[yeprealcool]

i remember in one of my animal studies exams there was a question what do most captive frogs eat and i replied whatevers close to what they eat in the wild

[99cal99]

the size of the dislike bar is the size of justin beibers penis

[Alfalfa2210]

@99cal99 A BIEBER JOKE, THAT'S SO FUNNY! You must be such a baby, baby, baby oh. Or perhaps you just need somebody to love under some mistletoe?

[spotzandstripez]

When proposed with part of a question asking "Why should Sophie not carry out her questionnaire at a swimming pool?" it took all my self restraint not to answer "Because the paper would get wet."

[ericsaadeaholic1]

dad.... i broke the reply button!

[LaughOutLoud2821]

'Mum, the magic box won't work' i laughed too much

[Robotix332]

Q) State two types of optical media

A) Left eye, right eye

[POKEMONoverJB]

What would be brilliant would be if in 4 years time that same person he took the piss out of had their own tv show and took the piss out of him.

[kster809]

mum the magic box won't work!

[nazizombiez100]

um yes an 8 year old could do that...my brother is 8 he did it on his own has his own email,youtube and google account

[reecebyrne2010]

question1 what do you see yourself doing in the future

answer question 2

[cheeseitsgreat]

i did one in a maths test:

Q: Write the expression that 2x + 6y equals

A: Happy

[TheLlamasAttack]

Q: Sally thinks she can buy 2 75p sweets with $1.00, why is she wrong?

A:Because she's stupid! My genuine answer for the test!

[love5animals]

@TheLlamasAttack mine to

[jamie280297]

@TheLlamasAttack how old r u? 8?

[TheLlamasAttack]

@jamie280297 No, would a 8 year old be able to go on the internet, find youtube, sign up to it, using a email account? How old are you for asking 10?

[jamie280297]

@TheLlamasAttack im being sarcastic.  judging by your comment it shows you have the knowledge of an 8 year old

[HollySimxx]

@jamie280297 dude, it was a joke.

[jamie280297]

@HollySimxx ok klkl dw

[187Clemens]

@TheLlamasAttack or answer. they're two completely different currencies!?!?!?

[Seaden4Ever]

love this show

[TombMan12]

If you manage to puase at 0:04

You shall laugh like a carrot.(that does not make sense)

[TheMadCatHouse]

He forgot to put on the one that my friend did in year 6 milestone: (it was something like) How can you improve the hygiene of your teeth? It was something like: Don't wash it with fe-breeze, brush em with sensor-dine (I can't spell, our school has so many exam fails XDDD)

[dnb4evaa]

on an exam the was : Name this Triangle. (it was isosceles)

Answer: Barry  LOOOOL!

[happygang6]

re exam one of the questions was "what is love" i put "baby don't heart me no more, no more"

[OhmyAbcole]

@happygang6 *hurt xD

[happygang6]

@OhmyAbcole no, i put heart, exams they put you under pressure

[jesuspassthebong]

i failed my health and safety course today, one of the questions was; in an event of a fire what steps do you take? my answer; Fucking large ones! apparently is the wrong answer

[OhmyAbcole]

@jesuspassthebong LEE EVANS :D :D :D

[kittychic4444]

Question: Find x in this triangle.

*cirlces and wrotes* Here -----> x

[Batfink135]

What are the four seasons? Salt, pepper, sugar, vinegar.

[dizzin0nz]

MUM THE MAGIC BOX WONT WORK!!! lol

[fantastischfish]

To be fair, the Romeo one is actually a pretty accurate answer.

[1998MUSICMANIAC]

THIS GUY IS HILLARIOUSE HOPE UR ARM GETS BETTER RUSSEL X

[HexSparks]

"What is X?"

"...Alphabet!"

[foxyspirits]

i really put this on a test:

whats odd about this picture ?

its black and white

[bloodshed1791]

here's one i heard:

what's a hindu? it lays eggs!

[JordanDeeBubz]

that was posted on my birthday

[yoshipwns13]

"Name 6 animals that live specifically in the arctic." I don't know about animals, but there are some predators and aliens up there!

[HactarThe2nd]

"Find X" There it is.

[1997seanmac]

i have tests tommorow! muhuhahahahaha

[lilmizzscatterbrain]

LOL at "expand the brackets".

[LuluSquirrel]

looool these results are epic

[MixedBag27]

If you are going to fuck up, fuck up so badly that it leaves people wondering just how the fuck you managed to fuck up as badly as you actually fucked up.

[EnglishMicRipper]

*draws elephan* theres an elephant in the way of the question. I can't answer it.

[xxxAliceMariexxx]

In fairness to the answer on the Romeo and Juliet question, I'm doing Romeo and Juliet atm and Romeo pretty much does think of himself all the way through...

[cheeseitsgreat]

fucking hell nowhere to hide! we better protect the hedges then.....

[BWFSabian]

Name a bird with a long neck..

Naiomi Campbell

[dont4get20102010]

whats with his eye

[BloodyTaichou]

@dont4get20102010 Lazy eye. He makes plenty of jokes about it.



[WalterLiddy]

I notice he says "who" even when he's reading and it says "whom", so I suspect he wouldn't do so hot on these exams himself.

[mattythebigfatty]

21 people failed there exam to be featured, but didnt

[ciaran1024]

:)

[kristinaxfrost]

Am I the only one that's frightened by this video? I mean, these are the next generation, writing nonsensical answers like this! These people are the future of our country! O.O God, I hope they emigrate somehere and spare us their stupidity...

[Rick96B]

couldn't stop laughing first time i saw this

[Dandramere]

Hi my name is Russel Howard, I take internet funny pics and articles and read them out, people laugh...I am talented...trolololol.

[rexdure1]

they must be really thick to write those answers

[mcladrifter]

@rexdure1

nope just extremely gifted

[IamDayDreamGirl]

i love russell howard!!!

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

@TalonMercenary so whats the third type :)

[cheeseitsgreat]

hmmmmmmmmmm yeh next test i do i am putting funny answers like these

[Incathelizard]

One of my school friends put in his english test about poetry:

Orange, purple. Then said to the teacher why are they lonely because they dont rhyme

[Eherostudios]

Not as good as;

Sarah thinks that expanding 2(2x3) is equal to 4x6, explain why she is wrong.

Because she is a woman.

[lewthemaster]

@Eherostudios hopefully no one will take it in a bad way (and blond)

[RPATZ11]

I love the way that on most of the questions the handwriting is the same :')

[rexana]

I wish I wrote some stuff like this in my exams when I didn't know the answer. If nothing else, it will possibly give the poor bugger who has to sit there marking endless piles of exam papers a laugh.

[pretenditsagoodworld]

@rexana couldn't agree more - oh the regret is killing me!!

[petra91216]

MUM THE MAGIC BOX WONT WORK



[lewthemaster]

when do the next series come out ?

[09rob12341]

@lewthemaster This coming thursday:)

[lewthemaster]

i saw this on tv :D

[pretenditsagoodworld]

@lewthemaster wow you was apple to turn on the magic box - do tell how

[unicornzarecool]

i did the expand one in a maths test and my teacher commented on it saying i saw that on TV

[GTEazyx]

LMFAO TWO POLAR BEARS AND FOUR SEALS LAMAOAOAO

[Kezzii96]

ya no wat if im in an exam & i dunno the answer i will put a stupid answer not like i can loose marks!:L

[SuitePee4]

Q : Name Six Animals that live specifically in the Arctic .

A : One polar bear , his father and mother , his two brothers and his cousin !

[TalonMercenary]

There are 3 types of people - those who can count, and those who can't!

[cooler21000]

@TalonMercenary thats only two ha ha ha think shit

[TalonMercenary]

@cooler21000 thats the joke lol!!!!

[JDLupus]

@TalonMercenary Not to mention 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't :)

[123themysteryman789]

mum...THE MAGIC BOX WONT WORK!

[MrSwalezee]

Thank you, but i cant turn the telly on, someone tell me how to put the telly on?

[99EbonyRose]

hmm....2 polar bears and 4 seals...... y'kno, given the pollution and environmental situation, he's probably pretty close to being correct.... :-(

[hyperdogfly]

Keep pressing 8 and 9

[markronsonrules]

LOL I love Russell <3

[alphacadet0920]

I have the F In Exams book which those are taken out of it and the rest that are in there are funny as heck!

[alphacadet0920]

I have the F In Exams books which those are taken out of it and the rest that are in there are funny as heck!

[lolliepop90]

Find X.

*draws arrow to X*

[popazz1]

I HATE MATHS!

[PencilManners]

Q: If you are hit by a double decker traveling at 70mph, what is the probability that you die upon impact?

A: 0 Explain answer

A: Chocolate bars are not lethal.

[PencilManners]

@PencilManners ...But they are quite messy

[katiejoymurphy]

I did the brackets thing in maths the once to piss my maths teacher off :L

[solarwolf1]

would you let your teacher go in your house?

why the hell should i?

[ejl1000]

I know I did better than this in my A-Levels.

[kingsploder1990]

I wonder if I should do that in my exams...

[halofreaks100]

keep pressing 5 when watching the vid

[geckohead135]

i once saw one where the question was find X then the person did an arrow and wrote "there it is"

[edderiofer]

Q: Describe what is meant by "forgetting".

A: ... I can't remember.

[edderiofer]

Q: What is the significance of an altar?

A: God knows!

[MEGAINSTAKILL]

the hardest question i find is on every exam

Q: put name here

me: WTF!!!!!

[blaze918273645]

two polar bears and four seals...sounds about right....hahaha

[SmilyNishy]

i love russell!

[shedybedy]

russell howard is my favourite comedian it was hillarious

[smithy3361]

Q: can a man still reproduce if he has one testicle?

A: no girls dont find that shit attractive

[xCOOKIExMONSTAx5]

@smithy3361 I've seen that one lol

[dont4get20102010]

@smithy3361 balls are not sexy anyway

[MrJak925]

Q: What is a Hindu?

A: It lays eggs.

[powermugu]

I was watching an episode of Good News on Dave Wednesday 27th of July 2011, and near the end of the show a gorgeous girl came on stage and had a manicure. Anyone knows who she is? Thanks

[xninfox]

@powermugu Try and remember a key moment in the show you watched, the one you are talking about, then google to find out which episode that was. Once you've found what episode that was go and search on youtube or just google that episode and try and find more info about it. Shouldn't take long as long as you can remember a key moment in the show.

[Persil101]

Q: what is ceaser famous for?

A: his shit salad

[MarkArandjus]

*math problem*: write the correct answer on the line

A: the correct answer

mehehehe

[mikamikutza]

Q: why does saturn have rings around it?

A: god didnt want her to be a single lady :)

[xxmercenaryxx1]

Q: Give the definition of hard water.

A: Ice

[OktoberSunset]

How did Russel get hold of Karl Pilkington's old exam papers??

[samharrison14]

@OktoberSunset LOL So true.

[EmLost]

@OktoberSunset An Awesome BBC Research team, But if that answer isn't good enough, Let's say a Wizard Did It.

[SweetMintPie555]

@OktoberSunset you are brilliant!! :)

[sonicmedoctor]

"mum the magic box won't work"

[zeshification]

haha lol. great questions and most of all great answers. could nt do a better job than that lol. this is pure exam technique and advice! yeah!

[crispbeer]

in my chemistry gcse the question was "name these to particles"... i wrote "bill" and "nigel"

[pacmandem]

@crispbeer FAIL.

[ffDeLaMer]

what makes this show great is how genuinely amused russell always looks. he's adorable.

[Brinah]

some of these answers are so hilarious! keep 'em coming you guys!

[PrincessFran96]

Check out my Russell Howard video montage on my channel.

[Creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam]

Who is Ghandi?

Someone who has feet as dry as a nuns DNA dumpster

[LokkerG]

Q: Describe Iran and US relations:

A: Rough as sandpaper!

[Namaechan]

Joked when i didn't know the answer... yep. done that. Once my teachers even called me in on it. Like i wouldn't have answered seriously if i'd KNOWN what the answer was x_x

[kitty12345little]

ROLF lol xx

[LordLittleMonster]

IT Exam

Q) Explain how a computer works. (In detail)

A): Magic!

[TicksterxX]

19 people used these answers.

[SuperColleydog]

had a french test and answered "why is the French flag made out of Velcro to remove the red and blue strips during war" then put under that if you laughed please mark 0 got the paper back and got a mark for that question jokes got 0 for it and an after school for being a dickhead.

[TheJesterOverlord]

@SuperColleydog Dude, friendly advice - using a comma (,) goes a long way toward people actually understanding what you just wrote.

[xgl5]

theres no where to hide that made my day lol

[TalonMercenary]

Q. Susan says that taking away 7 from 20 = 10. Susan is wrong. Explain why

A. Because she's a woman

[TheDOWfan]

@TalonMercenary Hahahahaaa, nice one dude!

[TalonMercenary]

@TheDOWfan always one of my favourites! :)

[Amberbymoonlight1]

@TalonMercenary Maybe... or maybe because she was up all night doing the fucking washing for her dickhead husband who couldnt be assed to do it himself

[TalonMercenary]

@Amberbymoonlight1 yeah...it was a joke..

[Unas1]

"Mum the magic box wont work!"

[avanguline]

On and R.E exam, a boy in my year got in trouble. Why? Because there was a question asking 'What is Abortion?' and he wrote ' It's when it goes from a baby baby baby ohh to a baby baby baby no'

[RobynOh93]

In my chemistry exam the question was 'Oil is a fossil fuel, name another fossil fuel' and i put 'Dinosaurs' LOL

[AmbientMaster]

My favourite HAS to be:

Q: Find 'x'.

A: Here it is

[StarryVision]

@AmbientMaster That was from The Graham Norton Show! :) I love the one where someone draws a giraffe to try and get a mark.

[MrDumpster2222]

i wrote at the bottom of my re exam 'all this didnt matter because god isnt real'

[trailstar1]

Q: What is bravery?

A:

[centerdamage]

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[madmaninuk]

Susan Boyle is a strong weapon against terrorism.

Al Queada wont go blowing themselves up when they find out what a REAL virgin looks like

[DrawingTheBlind]

Q) What is Mutation?

A)....Susan Boyle?

[TheNinjaDeer]

lol i have that book!!

[funnypumpkinhehe]

Q) How do you find x in the equation 2x = 10?

A) Buy a bouquet of roses, maybe then she'll forgive you...

[Lace26]

Always write 'God' as the answer- there's no proof to prove you wrong!!!

[funnypumpkinhehe]

@Lace26 haha! Good one!

[TheCmworld]

@Lace26 Wicked. Next time I take a test I will write God.

[Lace26]

1. How are clouds formed?

A) GODDDDDDDDDDDD

[KillerGuitar007]

Q: How do you know if this question is a question?

A: How do you know that this answer is an answer?

[loweydude220]

Q: If you had £20 and gave £5 to karen, £5 to jill and £5 to megan, what do you have?

A: 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab

[weloveyougrace]

@loweydude220 LOL! XDXD

[maisy2502]

@loweydude220 you stole that from sickapedia

[loweydude220]

@maisy2502 Sickapedia?

[UltimateAsad]

Q: Name three types of dogs

A: Big, medium and small

[PrincessZozoBelle]

OMG, two of them are possibly mine :( :O :'L x

[use6less]

i think these answers are supposed to be funny because the one who wrote them didn't care about the consequece but everybody seems to thing that someone can be that stupid...

[tomster000]

Q: Name two types of rain.

A:

1 Heavy Rain

2Light Rain

[robbiewazup]

Q.Whats the difference between conductionn and convection?

A.The spelling

[nonevideoable]

Q.whats the answer to 34 devided by 4?

A.a number

[nonevideoable]

@nonevideoable i literaly put this as an answer in one of my SATS lol

[spokar1]

EPIC

[PrincessFran96]

THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY!

[lolliepop90]

This is what a friend put on an RE exam once,

Explain how one christian agency is working to prevent poverty.

I don't know. I don't belong in any christian agency.

[sh0507]

yey someone thinks i am a genius and i finaly worked out how to use the magic box a switch on the side

I don't think these answers are stupid, seems to me more like apathy. I liked the Romeo one