That's not the fucking meaning of surreal. It'd be surreal if the burglar was a giraffe who came to make some ribs for the computer parade passing by.
@ShookOnesTO Wrong. Look it up, you'll learn something. This guy is helping to ruin the english language. Please realize the word he should have used is BIZARRE, not surreal...
@ShookOnesTO Intelligent people that care about language, and the people that aren't sucked into the shitty underworld where top 40 music, this guy, and the decimation of the english language are acceptable parts of life.
@rickydeeman ever heard of a hyperbole? 1. obvious and intentional exaggeration. 2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally. That's sort of like this. If i say "oh man this hamburger is unreal". I don't mean the burger i'm eating is a fake one. I mean this burger is really good. OR im so hungry i could eat a cow. Its pretty obvious I can't eat an entire cow. Its just an exaggeration to show that I am really hungry!
@ShookOnesTO Dude, anyone can look up literary devices on the internet. And it seems you did too. Your grammar gives that away on the spot. But changing a single word in a statement doesn't make it a hyperbole. The word you use needs to be a synonym with greater or lesser magnitude. You're welcome buddy. I'm done here.
@rickydeeman Dude, your moms a synonym with greater or less magnitude. man shut the fuck up. trying to pretend your intelligent on youtube is fuckin dumb. Its like fighting a midget. If you win you look like a fool. If you lose you also look like a fool. well this has been a pretty surreal conversation don't you think ricky?
@rickydeeman Just one last thing. Surreal means unreal. It does. I'm sure you can find that information aymwhere. But there is no such thing as "unreal" in this world. Everythings real or it wouldn't be here. So when is it appropriate to use the word surreal ricky? never?
@ShookOnesTO Last response you'll get from me because I don't have time for this because I have to write a paper for my ENGLISH minor. What's dumb is starting a fight on YouTube, and resorting to "your mom" insults because you're hooped. I caught you, this is done. Look up surrealist art, it's used for something that changes your perception of the world after seeing it. Things look new and changed. You'll understand after that. Good day.
@rickydeeman So rick, surreal is just an opinion? because what might change my perception of the world does not necessarily change your perception or anybody else's perception of the world. But nvm if thats what you think surreal means than tell your mom last night was surreal because it definitely changed my perception of the world. I'm talking about banging your mothers vagina just in case you didn't catch it. So unless you think banging YOUR own mom is surreal than your wrong.
'surreal conversation'..everybody has 'em..some more than others. I respect his brutal honesty puttin it all out there. all these things we're programmed to be "embarassed" to speak of. in these days of "political correctness" spread like a cancer, its refreshing. just talking about in front of a large audience must be freeing in itself
He says what he does is spoken word, just because there a few jokes thrown in doesn't make it a comedy show. And you know what? Too many jokes would water down the heartfelt messages he brings to his audience.
I think it's funny that everyone comments on Henry either being funny, or not being funny when he isn't even a comedian. He calls them talking shows for a reason. lol
@happyhazelnut try henry rollins on being cynical. i agree this isn't his best work at all. but he has done some excellent stuff that seems to get slept on
I love Hicks, so trust me on this. Look up Henry Rollins speaking about McDonald's food, the guy at Subway, Horse Fuckers, Rave & Modern Rock, Dating, and the Iraq War. Just for a start. This is definitely one of Henry's weaker spots.
I guess I've been out of touch. I knew he was a writer and actor as well as the front man for Black Flag, but when did he become a punk George Carlin?
@cripplefriday wow punk george carlin that is the most original thing i have ever read!!! fuc k you!!! your too cool for school 1. this isnt slapstick comedy 2. listening to someone make fun of their own life is funny to most :) the reason people like his stanup is most of us feel like its like our best friend is doing stanup just telling stories and thats why people laugh...go watch 2 and a half men or any funny or die skit to get what is considered "cool humor" now and tell that to your friend
Alas your grammar and lack of spelling ability suggests you my friend are the idiot, i should have made my opinion a lot clearer in the post i made . I Admired Henry Rollins for his full on rock escapdes..... his tawdry comedy sketches are less than polished and in fact demean him
@markmc72 Isn't that what makes it genuine? He isn't a comedian, he is a spoken word guy, there is a different, he is sharing conversations with people who are interested. often times its aimed at being funny sometimes its aimed at being heavy. They aren't "comedy" sketches.
Genuine??? am not sure about , but i do take your comments on board, he isnt a natural comic...it may be funny in an ironic way......... and i do apologise for calling the clip 'comic sketches' you are correct they arent sketches
@markmc72 hahha ha my lack of grammar what exactly did you say before? oh yeah "what the fuck happened to Henry feckin sell out", And you decide well I'm gonna put on the big fuckin smart guy act to make this guy feel like an idiot because its the internet and you can be whoever you want, come back when you have a valid argument on why Henry is a sell out you fuckin cunt!
dudes made a living going round the world trying to be funny. what have you done in your lifetime? infulenced anyone? helped shape a music scene? writen any books?
@cripplefriday Written anything worthwhile? Stayed for HOURS aft doing a show like this one to meet & talk to EVERY fan waiting for you? Allowed pictures to be taken of you w/them? Made 1000s of people LAUGH w/out even really trying to be funny? THAT is what real character is.
@cripplefriday Since when is being accomplished a prerequisite for criticizing an entertainer? I am a huge fan of Rollins but seriously that's a played argument.
@baddmanaz maybe, it's YOU who doesn't have a very good sense of humour. Somehow, I find this vid funny and so does 400.000 people. So yeah, if you dont find this funny, go look for Jesus man.
@baddmanaz "this guy tries to be funny. unfortunately, he's not."
You're quite right - this is unfortunate. What's really unfortunate is that not all the things he has to say are jokes. Not sure if that was clear enough for ya buckwheat, but this aint stand up y'all.
[this guy tries to be a smartass, unfortunately, he's a moron]
I have met Henry 3 times...I have all of his books signed, and played video games w/Sim Cain in Phoenix in...ummm...LMAO....1997?? LOL...The last time the Rollins Band played Phoenix, I was there. I LOVE Henry. He is freaking BRILLIANT...gives great hugs...and has tried SOOO hard to get me to quit smoking and drinking. Alas, I still evade his advice...but OMG..he is just AMAZING. Insightful, intelligent, hilarious, etcetcetc infinity. I LOVE HENRY! GO HANK!!!! <3
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seriously though, whats with this new thing where people look at how many people disklike a video and use that statistic to make a "joke" c'mon people, its not funny. only just looked at this video for the first time in years. nearly 400,00 views. fuckin a. fuckin rollins.
It's true that Americans and Brits have a different sense of humour which probably explains why I don't find American comedians funny, but this guy is hilarious LOL.
"And all these obtuse terms, means we just get to put our hands up your ass any time we we want. So just go on and be very afraid of us. We're the government. Fuck you."
I really don't get why so many people on YouTube hate Henry Rollins? The bigger issue, of course, being why so many people who apparently hate him are bothering to watch his videos anyway.
Were you mislead by the title?
It seems very egomaniacal and self important to look up videos of people you hate just so you can shove your opinion down other people's throats.
If this wasn't Henry Rollins, no one would think this was any good.
Well, no, Dane Cook. But still. Henry Rollins isn't funny. His delivery is too forceful, like he knows this is a REALLY HILARIOUS STORY DUDE, you're gonna LAUGH SO HARD. Just calm down. Learn something about delivery and comedic timing.
@Nkerklaan Until 3 days ago, he was just "that guy that shows up on VH1, talking about metal bands sometimes" to me. I think he's funny as hell. Sooo yeah, you're comment isn't entirely correct.
God, He's such a talented guy. He went from working in a fucking Ice-Cream shop in the ghettos and look at him now, Poet, Author(a damn good one), Comedian, Vocalist for the greatest punk rock band ever. He's amazing.
This reminds me one time, I saw a man on the door trying to rob my house and for a moment I thought he was trying to fix/repair my door and cause I didn't know what to say I asked him: What are you doing? and he said: nothing, I'm leaving. ...True story.
I suppose to sum up his entire comedy career would be to say that it's a middle-aged man complaining about things he knows nothing about... I could also just go to a bar and listen to ex-husbands complain to their co-workers instead of watching this... haha i'm just kidding; i like to listen to funny things.
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Old grey washed up geezer. No one important follows this prick, well no one who matters that's under 40 years old. Let's face it the cunt is older than dirt . Always talkin shit about what the youngins is doing. God why won't he just blow his fuckn brains out already !
@yada147258 Yeah too bad this washed up old man has more talent in his pinky than you will ever have in your whole being. This man was in one of the greatest punk bands ever, very talented singer, has enough intellect and humor to be a great stand up comedian, actor and many more. Can you do that shit cheese dick?
The problem is not the "Klan". The "Klan" is not going around robbing, raping, car-jacking, gangbanging, home-invading, murdering, etc. But blacks are. The empirical and forensic evidence shows that. I know it's trendy to hate the "klan" because the media inculcated you with that anti-white dogma, just as it did that smarmy, talentless spud, Henry Rollins. It's genetic, not socio-economic.
i love henry im only 20 years old and i know that im going to turn out just like that haha i already do sit at home and watch documentaries lol...and despite being told by several ppl i should model (and this isn't internet bullshit) i suck with relationships (i can bag a one nighter occasionally but actual gf's nope) coz as soon as i open my mouth and start telling them about the last doco i watched or the latest book i read by dostoyevsky they just stare at me like a weido hahahaha
I love how im trying to watch a video of Henry Rollins and im constantly distracted by you guys and your English class. what a Bunch of losers.
22Nolin 2 weeks ago
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TheHiddenAnswer 2 weeks ago
This video is cool
Gasdrew 3 weeks ago
That's not the fucking meaning of surreal. It'd be surreal if the burglar was a giraffe who came to make some ribs for the computer parade passing by.
rickydeeman 1 month ago
@rickydeeman naw that would be unreal.
ShookOnesTO 1 month ago
@ShookOnesTO Wrong. Look it up, you'll learn something. This guy is helping to ruin the english language. Please realize the word he should have used is BIZARRE, not surreal...
rickydeeman 1 month ago
@rickydeeman shut up! who cares?
ShookOnesTO 1 month ago
@ShookOnesTO Intelligent people that care about language, and the people that aren't sucked into the shitty underworld where top 40 music, this guy, and the decimation of the english language are acceptable parts of life.
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@rickydeeman ever heard of a hyperbole? 1. obvious and intentional exaggeration. 2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally. That's sort of like this. If i say "oh man this hamburger is unreal". I don't mean the burger i'm eating is a fake one. I mean this burger is really good. OR im so hungry i could eat a cow. Its pretty obvious I can't eat an entire cow. Its just an exaggeration to show that I am really hungry!
ShookOnesTO 1 month ago
@rickydeeman Your intelligence is pretty surreal. That should make sense to you AND i'm not "ruining the english language". your welcome.
ShookOnesTO 1 month ago
@ShookOnesTO Dude, anyone can look up literary devices on the internet. And it seems you did too. Your grammar gives that away on the spot. But changing a single word in a statement doesn't make it a hyperbole. The word you use needs to be a synonym with greater or lesser magnitude. You're welcome buddy. I'm done here.
rickydeeman 1 month ago
@rickydeeman Dude, your moms a synonym with greater or less magnitude. man shut the fuck up. trying to pretend your intelligent on youtube is fuckin dumb. Its like fighting a midget. If you win you look like a fool. If you lose you also look like a fool. well this has been a pretty surreal conversation don't you think ricky?
ShookOnesTO 4 weeks ago
@rickydeeman Just one last thing. Surreal means unreal. It does. I'm sure you can find that information aymwhere. But there is no such thing as "unreal" in this world. Everythings real or it wouldn't be here. So when is it appropriate to use the word surreal ricky? never?
ShookOnesTO 4 weeks ago
@ShookOnesTO Last response you'll get from me because I don't have time for this because I have to write a paper for my ENGLISH minor. What's dumb is starting a fight on YouTube, and resorting to "your mom" insults because you're hooped. I caught you, this is done. Look up surrealist art, it's used for something that changes your perception of the world after seeing it. Things look new and changed. You'll understand after that. Good day.
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@rickydeeman So rick, surreal is just an opinion? because what might change my perception of the world does not necessarily change your perception or anybody else's perception of the world. But nvm if thats what you think surreal means than tell your mom last night was surreal because it definitely changed my perception of the world. I'm talking about banging your mothers vagina just in case you didn't catch it. So unless you think banging YOUR own mom is surreal than your wrong.
ShookOnesTO 4 weeks ago
He is not a comedian! you people are dumb. he is just standing talking.
TensionNJHC 2 months ago
he is funnier than most proper stand ups
jgibbons9 2 months ago
LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hewhoshunsthelight 3 months ago
One of the coolest things I know now is that Henry Rollins jerks off. lol
gunnare123 3 months ago
Best i can sum it up as i fucking love him ;P
resingurl 4 months ago
'surreal conversation'..everybody has 'em..some more than others. I respect his brutal honesty puttin it all out there. all these things we're programmed to be "embarassed" to speak of. in these days of "political correctness" spread like a cancer, its refreshing. just talking about in front of a large audience must be freeing in itself
rg2027x 4 months ago
He says what he does is spoken word, just because there a few jokes thrown in doesn't make it a comedy show. And you know what? Too many jokes would water down the heartfelt messages he brings to his audience.
andrewh817 5 months ago 3
YT took down the cynical video. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
toolfreak77 5 months ago
I think it's funny that everyone comments on Henry either being funny, or not being funny when he isn't even a comedian. He calls them talking shows for a reason. lol
TheDrowsyMadcap 5 months ago
Dane Cook + Robin Williams
Dunl3y 5 months ago
@Dunl3y I definitely see the Robin Williams. Not so much Cook. He isnt Hyper enough.
3l3ktr0h34d 3 months ago
1:56 for a woman giving head to an invisible cock. Go.
OneVenusMinute 5 months ago 2
not funny. : (
whopper312 5 months ago
were gonna have a tv party tonight!
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hummm....not funny. Back to my bill hicks videos.
happyhazelnut 6 months ago
@happyhazelnut try henry rollins on being cynical. i agree this isn't his best work at all. but he has done some excellent stuff that seems to get slept on
cripplefriday 6 months ago 2
@happyhazelnut
I love Hicks, so trust me on this. Look up Henry Rollins speaking about McDonald's food, the guy at Subway, Horse Fuckers, Rave & Modern Rock, Dating, and the Iraq War. Just for a start. This is definitely one of Henry's weaker spots.
mussman717word 5 months ago
I guess I've been out of touch. I knew he was a writer and actor as well as the front man for Black Flag, but when did he become a punk George Carlin?
dnggitg 6 months ago 9
@dnggitg hahaha i guess thats kinda what he, a punk slightly more pissed off george carlin.
cripplefriday 6 months ago 9
@cripplefriday because most are highly intelligent humans, that say it how it is, hence the similarity :)
TheKaBlamski 6 months ago
@cripplefriday wow punk george carlin that is the most original thing i have ever read!!! fuc k you!!! your too cool for school 1. this isnt slapstick comedy 2. listening to someone make fun of their own life is funny to most :) the reason people like his stanup is most of us feel like its like our best friend is doing stanup just telling stories and thats why people laugh...go watch 2 and a half men or any funny or die skit to get what is considered "cool humor" now and tell that to your friend
1protsky 5 months ago
@1protsky and i didnt mean friends it wasnt meant to plural !!!!!! :) :):)
1protsky 5 months ago
ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules1171 6 months ago
he looks like Wilson from House
PurpleSkilll 6 months ago
He's no Mitch Hedberg, but he's more like an on-stage entertainer. I wonder if he would get pissed if someone yelled out a Black Flag song.
IAmJustABard 6 months ago
Lol he sounds like Kasey Kasem when hes pretending hes the neighbor.
CameronWasmund 7 months ago
50 people have their dick the seize of the dislike bar
Elmasterjudio 7 months ago
4:24 woman claps like a seal.
stratocaster1986able 7 months ago
He looks so skinny! lol
Sanref 7 months ago
wow hes actually hilariouse
killcomis 7 months ago
When i grow up i wanna be Henry Rollins
glassess2k 7 months ago
I am pleasantly surprised to find out that Henry Rollins is so funny xD.
Nambale 8 months ago
Makes me feel better about myself to hear the lead singer of my favorite band say he's lonely; even if it isn't true.
kourosh89 8 months ago
what the fuck happened to henry feckin sell out
markmc72 8 months ago
@markmc72 ur fuckin idiot
griffin456456456 7 months ago
@griffin456456456
Alas your grammar and lack of spelling ability suggests you my friend are the idiot, i should have made my opinion a lot clearer in the post i made . I Admired Henry Rollins for his full on rock escapdes..... his tawdry comedy sketches are less than polished and in fact demean him
markmc72 7 months ago
@markmc72 Isn't that what makes it genuine? He isn't a comedian, he is a spoken word guy, there is a different, he is sharing conversations with people who are interested. often times its aimed at being funny sometimes its aimed at being heavy. They aren't "comedy" sketches.
Coldmystery 7 months ago 2
@Coldmystery
Genuine??? am not sure about , but i do take your comments on board, he isnt a natural comic...it may be funny in an ironic way......... and i do apologise for calling the clip 'comic sketches' you are correct they arent sketches
markmc72 7 months ago
@markmc72 hahha ha my lack of grammar what exactly did you say before? oh yeah "what the fuck happened to Henry feckin sell out", And you decide well I'm gonna put on the big fuckin smart guy act to make this guy feel like an idiot because its the internet and you can be whoever you want, come back when you have a valid argument on why Henry is a sell out you fuckin cunt!
griffin456456456 7 months ago
@markmc72 thanks for shutting the fuck up
griffin456456456 7 months ago
yes, he do influenced people... he also shape a music scene... especially punk rock scene...
cd0th 9 months ago
got to love being around nuts!
Suzziesblue 9 months ago
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pheromoneaction 9 months ago
well i didnt once once help shape a musi scene but i did once eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in a pepsi machine
themagooglizor 9 months ago
don't shoot him shoot the other guy!!
philold09 9 months ago
Oh, man, Henry, I don't wanna know how you jerk off man!! %-D
tommyt1971 9 months ago
We have alot in common hahaha i dig this motherfucker man hes funny as fuck
pot4tots 10 months ago
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this guy tries to be funny. unfortunately, he's not.
baddmanaz 10 months ago
@baddmanaz
dudes made a living going round the world trying to be funny. what have you done in your lifetime? infulenced anyone? helped shape a music scene? writen any books?
cripplefriday 10 months ago 101
@cripplefriday Written anything worthwhile? Stayed for HOURS aft doing a show like this one to meet & talk to EVERY fan waiting for you? Allowed pictures to be taken of you w/them? Made 1000s of people LAUGH w/out even really trying to be funny? THAT is what real character is.
tommyt1971 9 months ago 3
@cripplefriday Since when is being accomplished a prerequisite for criticizing an entertainer? I am a huge fan of Rollins but seriously that's a played argument.
Coldmystery 7 months ago
@cripplefriday he uses what he has, pretty amazing individual.... not that it matters, but he is.
equalmatter 7 months ago
@cripplefriday he influnced nirvana, and the melvins( who influenced tool and mastadon)
qounqer 2 months ago
@baddmanaz maybe, it's YOU who doesn't have a very good sense of humour. Somehow, I find this vid funny and so does 400.000 people. So yeah, if you dont find this funny, go look for Jesus man.
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@baddmanaz "this guy tries to be funny. unfortunately, he's not."
You're quite right - this is unfortunate. What's really unfortunate is that not all the things he has to say are jokes. Not sure if that was clear enough for ya buckwheat, but this aint stand up y'all.
[this guy tries to be a smartass, unfortunately, he's a moron]
JohnnyJeden 9 months ago
@baddmanaz How about fuck off then if you dont like it
Spiratorial 9 months ago
@baddmanaz to you hes not but for alot of us he is..
KAAOS909 8 months ago
@baddmanaz
He isn't a comedian. Lots of people make this mistake.
hellofraaance 8 months ago in playlist HENRY ROLLINS MIX 3
@baddmanaz That's your opinion jackass
chopthesueysoad123 8 months ago
Sounds like the synopsis of a David Lynch film. Nice.
xjames118 10 months ago
@xjames118 strange, i thought the same exact thing while watching it.
why2beyou 10 months ago
If you watch the old interview when he was in Black flag... you will ask yourself.... HOW THE FUCK DID HE BECOME A COMEDIAN?
arzama1 11 months ago
@arzama1 he's a really intense comedian though
superf0b 11 months ago
@superf0b I know just saying how funny it is.
arzama1 11 months ago
lets have a get to know eachother party! ha!
fallingdown0119 11 months ago
45 people don't want to fuck on the floor and break shit
Baranski62 11 months ago
oh wait theres a part two....nevermind
juswannawatchthings 11 months ago
what?! you never saw him again then what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damnit youtube!
juswannawatchthings 11 months ago
I have met Henry 3 times...I have all of his books signed, and played video games w/Sim Cain in Phoenix in...ummm...LMAO....1997?? LOL...The last time the Rollins Band played Phoenix, I was there. I LOVE Henry. He is freaking BRILLIANT...gives great hugs...and has tried SOOO hard to get me to quit smoking and drinking. Alas, I still evade his advice...but OMG..he is just AMAZING. Insightful, intelligent, hilarious, etcetcetc infinity. I LOVE HENRY! GO HANK!!!! <3
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hugebadreligionfan 1 year ago
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n00kz 1 year ago
I don't doubt the first 2 1/2 minutes of this at all.
neroxtreme1380 1 year ago
lol 2:12
Osthropek 1 year ago
Punk Rock legen FUNNY AS HELL!!! hah
azPonyboy 1 year ago
This guy is like a punk rock Jim Carey.
Knarf009 1 year ago
sexy man
LayZbabe424 1 year ago
seriously though, whats with this new thing where people look at how many people disklike a video and use that statistic to make a "joke" c'mon people, its not funny. only just looked at this video for the first time in years. nearly 400,00 views. fuckin a. fuckin rollins.
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42 people think rollins is homoerotic and hypnotic
johnroiberts 1 year ago
@johnroiberts
1 person thinks you need ta get a life..
.......we can all fucking do it mate.
cripplefriday 1 year ago 20
@cripplefriday
More than one person, actually.
Son0fABatman 1 year ago
@cripplefriday 45 people wear crash helmets while jerking off
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@cripplefriday 26 people think your mom is awesome
mynameisdanrock 10 months ago
@mynameisdanrock your originality knows no bounds.
cripplefriday 10 months ago 9
I would date him so fast
Squishy876 1 year ago 2
@Squishy876 i know you ;)
PieceofMindmusic 1 year ago
@PieceofMindmusic ha, yeah you do
Squishy876 1 year ago
Henry Rollins works in an office?
Alienpelvis86 1 year ago
@Alienpelvis86 his personal office, he owns his own Publishing company
heshinator1 1 year ago
I'm starting to show a lot of his traits in myself, and I'm just a 13 year old girl.
KittyNinjaPiper 1 year ago 3
@KittyNinjaPiper That's just a beautiful thing. Keep it up.
lotuscorpse 1 year ago
@KittyNinjaPiper
that's likely one of those traits that he wants, but did not think he could say it on record.
tjdavids1 1 year ago
It's true that Americans and Brits have a different sense of humour which probably explains why I don't find American comedians funny, but this guy is hilarious LOL.
SebbeSucksBawlz 1 year ago
@SebbeSucksBawlz This guy is a posturing twat. That's why you find him hillarious.
BennOliverr 1 year ago
@BennOliverr Certainly more interesting than you
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me: mom im going out to kill 42 faggot kids
mom: why?
me: its ok mom i have 1,615 friends coming with me
mom: ok son take a jacket.
okpg123 1 year ago
@okpg123 that's fucking stupid...these cliches aren't funny
guitaralafreak 1 year ago
FUCKIN ROLLINS=D
MEENIE4SHEEZIE 1 year ago 2
You should make this one clip now.
pakratmak 1 year ago
Henry Rollins is just some guy.....
JohnLloydScharf 1 year ago
Chinstrap.
TheGzeus 1 year ago
There is no God but Music, and Henry Rollins is His prophet.
TheHauntedFarm 1 year ago
@Sche13e That's funny man
dilweed50 1 year ago
@lukevertiis God damn it.
7 months after my retarded bro posted this comment, I'm still getting comments from people.
Waluweegee 1 year ago
clapping 4:23 :-) :-) :-)
MickSlyness 1 year ago
How could he be let in by the neighbour if he they apparently died, you can clearly tell that the guy operating on the window has the wrong house.
999ReaperIII 1 year ago
Crash Helmet for safety purposes is awesome
CavemanJesus4Life 1 year ago
He would NOT say "runnin' like a mother fucker", to the cops.
999ReaperIII 1 year ago
@999ReaperIII I AGREE HAVE BEEN A PERSON THAT KNOWS HENRY SINCE 1980 HE KNOWS BETTER BUT HE DOSE JUSTICE TO POETIC LICENSE
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999ReaperIII 1 year ago
@999ReaperIII Then you do not know nor have never seen Henry Rollins. Douche.
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@999ReaperIII Then you do not know nor have never seen Henry Rollins.
DesiRobot 1 year ago
@999ReaperIII Then you do not know nor have never seen Henry Rollins...
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@999ReaperIII Then you do not know nor have never seen Henry Rollins...douche...
DesiRobot 1 year ago
@999ReaperIII ive said worse, ALOT worse, they just asked me to please keep the language calm........i didnt....then they fixed my problem
XGraveXX 1 year ago
"And all these obtuse terms, means we just get to put our hands up your ass any time we we want. So just go on and be very afraid of us. We're the government. Fuck you."
:D
distortedfuzz 1 year ago
2nd rate Black Flag singer.
3rd rate Charles Bukowski.
4th rate Bill Hicks.
JaEuerMeister 1 year ago
@JaEuerMeister
1st rate Henry Rollins.
Who are the 2nd and 3rd rate Bill Hicks?
XxMinatoNamikazexX 1 year ago
@JaEuerMeister Cooler than you
gsh73la 1 year ago
I Love you, kisses hand I love you too
purplefreakshow 1 year ago
im about to have a nervous break down
DrinkSkateSleep 1 year ago
I'm not much of a reader... WELL I'M NOT MUCH OF A DINNER BUYER GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!! :)
sweeneydeppjr 1 year ago 63
i am HASSAN!!!!
DimeLivesInUs 1 year ago
God..I love this man!!
swalofle 1 year ago 4
I really don't get why so many people on YouTube hate Henry Rollins? The bigger issue, of course, being why so many people who apparently hate him are bothering to watch his videos anyway.
Were you mislead by the title?
It seems very egomaniacal and self important to look up videos of people you hate just so you can shove your opinion down other people's throats.
NothingSacred27 1 year ago
@NothingSacred27
"The bigger issue, of course, being why so many people who apparently hate him are bothering to watch his videos anyway."
Excellent question.
I think it's mostly that people with miserable lives like to make other people miserable, whenever possible
SiriusMined 1 year ago
If this wasn't Henry Rollins, no one would think this was any good.
Well, no, Dane Cook. But still. Henry Rollins isn't funny. His delivery is too forceful, like he knows this is a REALLY HILARIOUS STORY DUDE, you're gonna LAUGH SO HARD. Just calm down. Learn something about delivery and comedic timing.
I still like your music though.
Nkerklaan 1 year ago
@Nkerklaan Until 3 days ago, he was just "that guy that shows up on VH1, talking about metal bands sometimes" to me. I think he's funny as hell. Sooo yeah, you're comment isn't entirely correct.
NULLcHiLD27 1 year ago
I had no idea he did stand up. Not only that, he's really go at it!
LifegrindX 1 year ago
He sounds like George Carlin.
Vampwatch1462 1 year ago
So cool !
Thanks for this post.
faunflynn 1 year ago
Whatever Henry Garfield. Keep sellin' it baby. Plenty of 13 year old wannabe's eager to buy into your mythology you fucking boring twat.
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
God, He's such a talented guy. He went from working in a fucking Ice-Cream shop in the ghettos and look at him now, Poet, Author(a damn good one), Comedian, Vocalist for the greatest punk rock band ever. He's amazing.
SpasmOfJoy 1 year ago
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defrox 1 year ago
This reminds me one time, I saw a man on the door trying to rob my house and for a moment I thought he was trying to fix/repair my door and cause I didn't know what to say I asked him: What are you doing? and he said: nothing, I'm leaving. ...True story.
defrox 1 year ago
I suppose to sum up his entire comedy career would be to say that it's a middle-aged man complaining about things he knows nothing about... I could also just go to a bar and listen to ex-husbands complain to their co-workers instead of watching this... haha i'm just kidding; i like to listen to funny things.
casonragland 1 year ago
I didn't no Rollins was a stand-up comic.
Floipster 1 year ago
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Old grey washed up geezer. No one important follows this prick, well no one who matters that's under 40 years old. Let's face it the cunt is older than dirt . Always talkin shit about what the youngins is doing. God why won't he just blow his fuckn brains out already !
yada147258 1 year ago
@yada147258 Yeah too bad this washed up old man has more talent in his pinky than you will ever have in your whole being. This man was in one of the greatest punk bands ever, very talented singer, has enough intellect and humor to be a great stand up comedian, actor and many more. Can you do that shit cheese dick?
MisterCrowley23 1 year ago 3
@yada147258
I bet you wouldn't say that to him, in fear he'd punch you in the head and crack your skull
megatronaffliction 1 year ago
@yada147258 how is he washed up, i dont thijnk hes ever had the chance to be washed by anything.
dallasdoby3 1 year ago
@yada147258 You need a tampon? :(
JLoveBomb 1 year ago
@yada147258 You sound utterly retarded. Infantile much ?
gsh73la 1 year ago
I don't know if I love to hate him, or hate to love him, but goddamn...
junkrawk 1 year ago
hahahaha LA the video game
dnoteL 1 year ago
Henry here somehow reminds me of Dr Cox :D
DeadWhiteButterflies 1 year ago 20
Rollins called the pigs? is it me or is that the first sign of armagedon?
redsuxh8r 1 year ago
@redsuxh8r I KNOW RIGHT?
JLoveBomb 1 year ago
And that's how the helicopter went over my house. It's like LA... the video game...
desasterz 1 year ago
wow... what a storyteller man
murdockqotsa 1 year ago
i said it before, I don't think he is that funny...but he is saying everything I think and say, but that I don't say quite as loud
BoothJudas 1 year ago
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The problem is not the "Klan". The "Klan" is not going around robbing, raping, car-jacking, gangbanging, home-invading, murdering, etc. But blacks are. The empirical and forensic evidence shows that. I know it's trendy to hate the "klan" because the media inculcated you with that anti-white dogma, just as it did that smarmy, talentless spud, Henry Rollins. It's genetic, not socio-economic.
Gravelandart 1 year ago
Edited to add - I am a fan. You're great, intelligent and a wonderful entertainer.
I have enjoyed you from Black Flag from Barwon Club of Geelong and your spoken word tours. You're great. Really.
Just not of your WM3 ignorance.
Supporters of child killers should take a bit more commitment, i.e. knowledge of the case.
Think about it.
Kimbo2u 1 year ago
Dear Mr Rollins,
You're pretty much entertaining, but that scream out laugh for anything you say?
Especially mentioning the WM3, and the clapping afterward.
I mean, really?
The whole AUDIENCE shares your ignorance?
I think not.
Kimbo2u 1 year ago
I wouldn't call this stand-up. its more like conversation you save for parties.
AudioInklined 1 year ago
@AudioInklined its called spoken word, not all funny but he throws in jokes.
c4r50n1 1 year ago
i love henry im only 20 years old and i know that im going to turn out just like that haha i already do sit at home and watch documentaries lol...and despite being told by several ppl i should model (and this isn't internet bullshit) i suck with relationships (i can bag a one nighter occasionally but actual gf's nope) coz as soon as i open my mouth and start telling them about the last doco i watched or the latest book i read by dostoyevsky they just stare at me like a weido hahahaha
ytrewqasfd 1 year ago
@ytrewqasfd oh snap, you kinda sound like a male version of me.
lovisacrimefighter 1 year ago
one time at a party I was up all night, my friends passing out all around,
About 6 am I go outline my body in chalk in the driveway, dripping little ketchup drops all over.
I leave.
Didnt talk to them for a week hahaha they freaked the hell out
deathbypowerglove 1 year ago
I fucking love you Rollins.
Itisalion 1 year ago
if Henry is tired of bimbos he should move back to the east coast!
zanawench 1 year ago
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"I gonna live alone for the rest of my life" Thats probably a good thing Henry old chum. I can't bare the thought of you breeding.
KeithUnderneath 1 year ago