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  • Do cobalts ever win?

  • The Chevy Cobalt is a joke

  • racing is not all about the 1/4 mile you paul walker fast n furious wanna be. do your homework before you start running your mouth about "i know so much about cars because i talk to people and i saw a video of a MS3 beating a cobalt so my car must be able to." stupid talk. i paid 16k for an 09 sstc with 22k miles. 750 bucks later, i have 355/378 whp. yes 750 bucks. 300 for front mount, 100 catless dp, intake, chargepipe, welded on a straight pipe, and bam, stompin on cars that cost 2-3x mine

  • @ raydanger.... theyre not talking about in a straight line dipshit. it is in fact the worlds fastest fwd 4 cyl. they judge this based on times at the nurburghring dummy. just like every car. the cobalt sstc crushes the mazdaspeed 3, srt4, rsx-s, and any other car in its class. believe it or not, it has a better track time than the sti and evo. there are plenty of videos of cobalt ss vs viper srt 10, bmw m3 etc. on the track and the cobalt loses on the straightaway but cornering is where it gain

  • In a fucking work zone

  • You know what's funny is the guy down there that say ferraris can't keep up with a corvette lol

  • HONDA S2000 all the way

  • Lol a cobalt is a respected car yeah right

  • You children fight too much.

    The Cobalt SS/TC is the FASTEST FWD production car ever built. Saying it is rice, or attempting to hate on it in any way/shape/form only shows your adolescence. The F20C in the early S2000 is an engineering marvel.

    If you appreciate anything about cars, the only downfall here was that they were street racing in a damn construction zone.

  • @4g63walkedyou Who said the SS/TC is the fastest FWD car ever built? My MS3 would walk that shit all day long!

  • @RayDanger2020 Cobalt ss/tc was the fastest in 2009......09 cobalt ss/tc 0-60 5.5 1/4 mile 13.8.............. 08 mazda speed3 0-60 5.5 1/4 mile 14.0....... in 2010 the mazda speed3 0-60 5.1 1/4 mile 13.7 so if you have a 2010 and want to classify .1 sec faster 1/4 "walking it all day" go ahead .

  • @01n2ocobra86 Raced 'em. Beat 'em. I know cause I have. Don't bitch cause I'm right. The end. Period.

  • @RayDanger2020 Why would be bitching I don't drive either one of those slow pieces of shit. I'm simply stating the facts the ms3 and cobalt ss/tc are pretty much the same as far as speed goes. When you are pushing over 500hp in your Mazda and putting down 11's come talk to me.

  • You guys are too funny arguing abt imports and domestic cars lmfao

  • seriously? In a construction zone? Assholes

  • haha cobalt's suck all the way

  • fantastic argument. At the end of the day, its still a Cobalt. The Honda is still a Honda. The difference is the Honda looks nicer, drives better, has better finish, and last but not least can drop the top. And as for lasting longer, I still see old civics driving around 20+ years old... not so much for Chevy 4 bangers. The truth shows up everyday... just look around.

  • Boosted pos's

  • Wow ripped by a lil 4 banger s2k thats not running a forced induction... slobalt sucks balls

  • @7xrepiv Not much for a car double the value of a Cobalt.

  • @ybafool2 S2000 is one of the highest awarded cars in its class, it can hang on the circuit with cars that most would consider out of its league. Its price is a high value considering what you get in performance, quality, and reliability. The Cobalt is an economy car with some boost strapped on... factory built rice.

  • @glock19x300 Well if you line the s2k up to a Corvette then I could say the s2k is factory rice burner turd. If you can't appreciate a car for what it is, your just another one of those assholes who sit on youtube looking one way at everything. The Cobalt SS can handle very well, comes with many options for how cheap it is, and has some nuts behind it. The title on the car probly says commuter car, not sports car like the s2k. For it being a commuter it keeps up quite well with the sports car.

  • @ybafool2 Lol an S2K and a Vette are very similar in many ways, you need to understand what "rice" means, because it has nothing to do with where a car is made. Besides I sure hope a Vette costing 20k more with 3x the displacement would smoke an S2K. Your still thinking street racing, on a budget, the fastest 0-60 you can afford... oh wait, your 18... yea never mind I get it now.

  • @glock19x300 Your a ricer stupid fuck. You'll never know anything about cars, I bet you've never turned a wrench but to put on a fucking cold air intake. Have you ever driven a corvette? Your s2k is a fucking cross dresser scrotum compared to a corvette. Corvette's handle better and have more power. The nuts are chopped off through the computer and the cam. You 4 banger is all out from the factory. Go read about a real dohc motor, the LT5. Ferraris couldn't keep up. Go get a fart cannon, fag.

  • @ybafool2 Not to butt in on y'alls arguement but, go to any track and talk to the Z06 and S2K owners. Both respect each other. The S2000 is a remarkable car, so is the Vette. Both fulfill the needs of their drivers. The S2K handles better but the Vette makes more power for the straights.

  • lol

  • cobalts are for fags

  • @TheMarkjacks

    cobalts are for fags, mustangs etc

    srt4 too

    so mr smart ass, tell me a car that is not for fags.

    hondas?

    no waaaaaay

  • I think i missed the SUPERCHARGED part, anyone see it?

  • @n1builder looking at your points of the argument was funny.

  • How could anyone hate an S2000. my turbo RSX can beat both anyway

  • Cobalt SS is an amazing machine no doubt, but I'd still take the S2K any day. RWD>FWD...plus there is nothing more satisfying then taking someone who is under boost with a high rev 2.2 liter :)

  • only reason the s2000 is as fast as it is, is cause of how light it is(my opinion) other than that i hate that car lol pretty quick tho

  • @smizzles716 A fast car is a fast car. A Lotus Elise can smoke a lot of other cars on a track, and it only has 135HP stock.

  • @hammerhead300 true but whats your point?

  • @smizzles716 My point is, saying "it's only a fast car because..." doesn't really mean anything. A top fuel dragster is only fast because it has a 9000HP engine.

  • @hammerhead300 lol ok....

  • S2k's dominate SLOWbalts in turns like they were meant to. How about making it fair and giving the s2k a turbo and seeing what happens?... and for all you guys saying SLOWbalts pull up top, I highly doubt your car has barely seen above 140mph EVER, let alone 160+ which S2K does easily with the top down :-x

  • Dont listen to all the negative comments on here.the only way he got you off the line is cause hes rwd and has no torque and doesnt spin.once our cars hit 2nd with traction our 3rd and 4th gears we get these cars thats why cobalts and srt4s are starting to take over now.but good job the guy shit bricks cause he knew u were gna pass him so he hit the brakes too bad there wasnt another ten seconds of vid hahaha

  • @crazykid821 S2000s have absolutely brutal mid-top power and don't govern out. Getting passed at the top end of the quarter was the last thing on that S2000 driver's mind when he hit the brakes.

  • I dont think the S2000 driver was giving it all it had. S2000's are fucking fast and will spank your little Cobalt SS. They can also handle curves way better due to the fact they have wicked suspensions under them. All Cobalts still use suspensions based on my granny's 1982 chevy celebrity.

    Remember power is nothing without control.

  • "This is it...... Cobalt"

    I think you mean "This is it... Another fudge-packer just like you and me."

  • any car with an extra passenger will have the diadvantage.

  • silly cobalt, racing is for real cars

  • @EH3Hatch i guarantee my Cobalt would snatch your car up and spit it out my friend...silly comments arent needed. Sell your neon, then come talk.

  • @TrueNotreDameFan11 wtf i dont drive a neon, stop smoking crack ya dumbass peckerwood. i drive a little civic with a 96 cubic inch motor, nothing too special. ohh wait its also got like 300k miles on it. meet me anywhere and ill take on your cavaqueer of a cobalt

  • @EH3Hatch

    And that's why Cobalts beat all import cars in the nationals in drag racing. Also a tuned Cobalt beat all the compact cars even the WRX's and EVO's in the Motor Trend Compact Shoot out cause they are SILLY. Cobalts can be tuned to beat a lot of the imports but if you don't know shit about cars I guess you can't tune them either.

  • @Nbuilder1 stfu piece of shitt

  • @EH3Hatch

    Yeah Ricers are like tampons every pussy wants one.

  • @Nbuilder1 if it can't run mid 8's then it is'nt the fastest fwd drag car,nationals or not.

  • @Arayanrevenge

    You can make a Cobalt run in the mid 8's but you need a lot of sponsors or a lot of money.

  • @Nbuilder1 "can" and "have" are two totally different things......

  • @Nbuilder1 Japan doesn't really give a shit about drag racing. Their sports cars are built for road course racing.

  • @hammerhead300

    Where the hell do you live in JAPAN or AMERICA.

  • @Nbuilder1 This may come as a shock to you, but there are road courses in the United States. My S2000 does quite well on them.

  • @hammerhead300

    Well good for U.

  • @Nbuilder1 I'll take that as a compliment on my driving skills, thank you very much.

    At any rate, you seem to have a mentality that drag racing is the ultimate test of a car's performance, which is wrong. You can tell me that you can build a Cobalt that'd smoke my S2000 in a drag race with enough time and money all you want, but that's like telling me that you'd make a more convincing transvestite than I would. It's probably true, but it's not important to me, so why would I care?

  • @hammerhead300

    No I didn't mean that as a compliment. But believe me I have a better Cobalt than your S2000 any day in fact I race a Cobalt in the SCCA. And believe me I have plenty of sponsors and if you wanna prove something bring your little underpowered Honda on to the Mid Ohio track then I will make you eat your words. And if you wanna drag race my brother can take you out with his GM sponsored Cobalt. Your words are only words but I can back my words up with the proof in my car.

  • @Nbuilder1 You have proof to back up your words? Where exactly? I checked your channel, and I see no videos of you even driving, let alone racing. I'm sure a regular Michael Schumacher like you claim to be would have several videos of you dominating all the ricers with your wicked sponsored-by-every-aftermarket­-company-in-the-known-universe Cobalt.

    Sorry, I don't have time to play the automotive equivalent of Internet Tough Guy. I couldn't care less about you or your Cobalt.

  • @hammerhead300

    I'm not the type of guy that runs to you tube to post every race, I have fun on the track. I only posted some stuff on "my channel" that I do in my down time YES I model trains. I bet you don't even have the money for that, I know a lot of guys on the circuit that also do it and they introduced me to it its relaxing. Anyway I know what I have I'm not a 20 yr. old guy like you that have to prove anything I have a lot of cars that you would shit your pants if you saw what I have

  • @Nbuilder1 I'd assume from the way you conduct yourself that you're younger than 20. If not, you seriously need to grow the fuck up.

    Funny how you tell me that you don't have to prove anything to me, then turn right around and tell me that I'd shit myself if I saw what you have. How in the hell does that constitute not trying to prove anything to me?

    Keep trying to impress me. Oh, and while you're at it, keep acting like you're *not* trying to impress me. I find that amusing.

  • @hammerhead300

    Ok you 25yr. old wannabe. If you want me to prove anything bring your little punk ass to Mid-Ohio in june for a little road race. I'll show you how the big boys race. Oh and bring dad's Honda to.

  • @Nbuilder1 Wannabe? What exactly is it that I "wanna be"? I'm not the one making outlandish claims with nothing to back them up here. All you have to do is post a video of a race. You have a video camera, no problem, right? Doesn't that seem a bit more realistic than expecting me to take at least a week's unpaid vacation off from work and drive across 4 states just to race against you?

    Does it really frustrate you that much that I don't feel the need to prove anything to you?

  • @hammerhead300

    Excuses, Excuses PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

  • @Nbuilder1 Bet alot of the boys at the special bars your frequent like to talk allllllll about building huge cubic engines of yesteryear and they often warn YOU to PUT OUT or SHUT UP! hahahahaha

  • @NancyPelosi1954

    I see you got your wires crossed NANCY. Why would any guy use a girls name for a user. Makes you think doesn't it. I guess your the one that puts out and never shuts up........

  • @Nbuilder1 COMING FROM THE FAGGOT WITH MODEL TRAINS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT DO YOU DO? Invite little boys over to play with the trains you creepy fucking pedophile closet faggot? AHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @NancyPelosi1954

    WOW you came up with that all by yourself. You must have a high school diploma cause you can put some words together. You know what they say when you try to insult people it really shows who you are. You got issues you cross dressin NANCY.

  • @Nbuilder1 At the end of the day, I'm not playing with N scale model trains. I'm sure the 6 years olds love that hobby though. LOL

  • @NancyPelosi1954

    Yes they do cause that's who I built it for, my six year old son. You must have mush for brain. And at the end of the day I spend time with my son and family unlike you who probably has no girlfriend not to mention a family because all YOU are at the end of the day is just a LOSER.

  • What has been done to these cars? I'm pretty sure an SS with a stage 2 S/C and some pulleys would beat a stock S2K. I'm thinking that S2K has had some work done though.

  • vtaaaaaaak!!!!

  • @ROPcivicSi my phone put the H on the end sorry. -__-

  • same quarter mile time? are you drunk?

  • Nice camera bro

  • V-TEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!

  • @nickisslamin please tell me you don't own a Honda... cause if you do you would know what you said it an electronics company, not a variable valve lift technology

  • Slow? Take look at my site come this March, I show you an Evo X GSR that get's bitchafied by my 05 first gen with only 300hp. Can bring whatever they want I will still win. S2k? We don't race them because we're getting bored with the universal honda trash talk. Some balts lose but it's they're driver's. Look at the time attacks, 700hp Skylines losing to a 300 or less hp balt? Who's the loser now?

  • @Strelitz50 i know nothing about cobalts, but they just dont seem that sporty; they feel like hondas Si models to me. Now, that being said, that is not a problem, its a quality sedan with a little more umph! id love to see your cobalt if you have any vids up??

  • @Kyler2013 he's talking about the 350z you mentioned dumbass

  • colbalts are slow as shit

  • cobalt shitty domestic junk

  • work zone doubles the fine...

  • Battle of the shitboxes 

  • @kingssuck06 haha! how is the S2k a shit box? it's full on sports car.

  • He was close, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. I saw a SS/TC beat a 350z by a mile once.

  • @Kyler2013 well duh nissans are shitty

  • @TheGabrielcollier Well that's nice, but it's not a Nissan...

  • its cuz cobolts are slow as fuck off start but off role they are amazing

  • Epicly Slow!

  • big deal, a KIA can beat a cobalt ss..just a glorified cavalier which loses 60% of its resale value at 10k..lol..chevy=shit

  • I beat a Cobalt ss before with my Honda accord 91 lol ahha.

  • your camera is fucked up

  • Another vid of import FTW!!!

  • i have no idea why you guys are fighting lol its just a video ..... calm down.

  • cobalt SS= american shit, glorified cavalier, lifespan: 30k ..resale value: 0.00..good for redneck girls

  • @Pre00 lol hatin cause ur car is slow i dont see ne car videos uploaded by u big guy the ss tc would run ne thing u got and u act like america can get away with short lifespan cars ne more

  • @Pre00 The Cobalt SS is $11k less and has the about the same quarter mile and 0-60 time as the S2000. It's a drivers race. And for $11k more I would hope the Honda is a nicer car. You couldn't sound more like n ignorant fanboy.

  • @MegaWhiteBeaner and obviously don't know anything about cars. The s2000 was never designed to be fast in a straight line. It's a great track car, meaning it can corner, since you obviously don't know what a turn is. Also the fact that a turboed/SCed vehicle loses to a N/A I4 is a joke. There's more to cars than how 'fast' they are.

  • s2000, only sweet car honda has to offer for high tech n/a street performance on such a small engine. Sorry chevy, but imo when you buy an ss cobalt you're paying for the name.

  • When Chevy replaced the very old, straight-to-rental Cavalier with the Cobalt for 2005, it was touted as a Honda Civic-killer. It barely matched the retrograde 2001-2005 Civic, and was on the trailer a year later when the class-leading '06 Civic made its debut.

  • @mustangmikeca r u talking about in a race because it does beat every year honda in each trim in a race

  • colbolt ss blows cock worst peace of shit ever and wtf is up with ur sound in the camera honda smoked ur weak ass

  • @4feeterkurwaa honda blows cock dont be mad becaause ur 30k honda will be beaten by a 23k ss now

  • @bergaflickal your being sarcastic right now right? dude ur fuckin stupid that cobalt is an american peace if shit the breaks down all the time and honda does not cost 30k u fucking idiot please dont talk if u dont know wat ur saying coz ur making a fool out of urself a a s2000 goes for 20 19 not 30 dumbass u dont know shit about cars all u know is ford chevy and ur other shitty cars u dont know shit about European cars dipshit colbat blows cock it will never smoke a s2000 noob

  • @4feeterkurwaa lol ur gonna tell me an s2k was 20 k new..lol an im the noob wutever u say tough guy like i said dont be mad a new ss turbo 4 23k will walk all over every one of ur preciouse hondas.....and do u really think ne car company can get away with making cars that dont last these days and if im not mistaken i dont believe chevy has had as many recalls as the imports now have they even euro cars just had a recall...dont get all butt hurt tough guy

  • @bergaflickal watever u say ok lets see an evo vs the shitty ss even a regular wrx can smoke it

  • @4feeterkurwaa lol yes they couldfrom a dig from a roll nope..and also the evo is almost 10k if not more..and the wrx is about i think 4 k more so put the difference in the ss and watch it run not walk away from both ...and the wrx beats it by only.4 in the 1/4 ud only need a tune headers intake 2 beat that lol

  • @bergaflickal wow are u dumb wrx is not 4grand... evo 10k wow u are really dumb u dont know wat ur talking about brand new evo is 20-30 not 10k noob ok now shut up

  • @4feeterkurwaa im sorry maybe i should have dumbed it down for u i meant 4k difference i thought that was a given my apologies and i also meant 10 k difference...and no an evo is not ne way near the 20 thousands more like 32k nycellt outfitted....did u notice i said more after each amount?... "and the wrx is about i think 4 k more"...see the more there...it means difference in price

  • @4feeterkurwaa Holy shit you just made me realize how epic shitty hondas are. Like the only way I can fathom the retarded-ness of a honda is comparing it to how retarded you are.

  • @Killingwithasmile69 You are a fucking idiot u dont know shit about hondas s2000's u think cobalt can smoke every car ur pathetic dude learn how shit before opening ur dumbass mouth if u think honda s2000 is shit why did it get ownd dumb fuck.... SO STFU AND QUIT WRITING BACK DIPSHIT

  • @4feeterkurwaa "dude learn how shit before opening your dumbass mouth". What? Now I know you are more retarded than the honda, probably 2 times as retarded. I didnt think that was possible, but it is thanks to you.

  • Race next to a road construction sit, very smart!

  • 2.4 ss cobalt auto

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  • follow me link to see my cobalt, please leave comments.

  • the cobalt dosent looks like an Supercharged first its looks atutomatiq i thinks is a 2.4 Eco version

  • plz dnt tell me that the cobalt is a v8??seriously i no the s2k is way lighter but ud think the extra 2l and 4 pistons would make up for that?????

    Surely its not a v8?

  • @nzk20a considering all Cobalts only have 4 cyls...

  • @Weazell really? suppose didnt do to bad then?

  • @Weazell

    S2K has 4 cylinders as well

  • no surprise there

  • POOR COBALT.

  • Balt needs driver mod...BAD

  • @Work0039 and a whole new car mod because their both slow..

  • that would be a nice ticket in a construction zone

  • @JDMass617 probably like 400,000 dollars lol.

  • epic fail....

  • lol your slowbalt got wrecked...

  • Wonder if the S2k was stock (didn't sound like it really). Anyhow, pretty neat. Risky as hell to race by construction zone as said by others lol.

  • honda power

  • wats with the no walking sign on the side walk????

  • Why race next to construction dumbass.... plus, I can't believe an s2k beat you.... unless you have the lame SC cobalt, which in that case your car should be lit on fire and thrown in a ditch.

  • @P51mustang00 who cares if he has the s/c. what does it matter to you

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  • @Recruit555 because the sc has 200 hp, the tc has 260..... turbine superchargers are much more efficient... the tc cobalt is one of my top 10 cars.

  • @P51mustang00 My question is, how is it lame that he doesn't have the turbo model. Who cares. They are both fail wheel drive cars to begin with anyways. A real sports car is RWD or AWD.. That's the standard platform. There's a reason that my DD is fwd and my weekend car a RWD

  • @Recruit555 the s2k is rwd dude....

  • @P51mustang00 word

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  • @Recruit555

    LOL MAYBE NEXT TIME MAKE SURE BOTH CARS ARE NOT RWD OR AWD BEFORE POSTING HAHAHA!!!

  • that cavalier was not an ss

  • i like the yellow cavalier, i mean cobalt lol

  • piece of shit cobalt got smashed

  • you just got dusted fool

  • rape

  • cobalts blow dog dick

  • @ED9MAX lrn2troll.jpg

  • @egcivic ...why would you laugh at the cobalt's redline when u don't even know what the number is...? XD

  • Read the last comment in ja rules voice

  • There's a few things moneymaker760 knows, and one of the things moneymaker760 happens to know is... It's not how u stand by your car, it's how u drive your car.

  • that s2k looks so fucking sick damnnnn i want that color so bad

  • Ask any racer, any real racer. Don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile...winning is winning

  • @moneymaker760 nice fast and the furious quote ;D

  • @moneymaker760 i dont know about you.. .but i live my life a quarter mile at a time LOL

  • @moneymaker760 my god no more fast and furious quotes please!

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  • thinking the cobalt would blow up before the s2k

  • was the s2000 all stock?

  • @tomcatpilot13 probably, or maybe one plug disconnected, easy win.

  • Maybe I'm missing something but isn't a race where something goes fast?

  • @wd1000 No they just sit at a red light. Didn't you get the memo when they changed the definition of race?

  • @wd1000 go suck a dick

    nice run guys

  • @Core0709 Sorry. Some of us do not suck dicks and we do not race our mom's car. Keep looking and I'm sure you will find another friend that does both.

  • @wd1000 trust me i dont have to race my moms car cuz i have money to buy my own, unlike you your dad probably bought yours. And sucking a dick ill leave that up to you!

    Fuck you and have a nice day!

  • @Core0709 Defensive little econo pissbox driver, ain't you? I understand that when you're just barely reaching adulthood, you have to drive what you can afford. It doesn't mean that these cars are awesome or fast or anything. It just means that, to a person with NO EXPERIENCE, they're awesome. Oh and don't forget to say "fuck you" or "suck a dick". It really pushes the limits of your vocabulary. BTW I am much older than you so stop with that predictable, lame argument. It's not becoming.

  • @wd1000 hater. 

  • @Recruit555 Loser. 

  • @wd1000 loser > hater

  • HAHAHA you have a suoercharger and you still got your ass whooped by an s2000. Cobalts are pieces of shit

  • @dpstarcom i do agree that cobalts are pos's.

    but if this cobalt ss is the supercharger version (while assuming it's stock) then it only has about 205/210 hp.

    the s2k has 235 i believe.