How to Survive a Parachute Failure

[RollingDonutz]

So... what exactly do you do when you don't have another companion? XD

[aniamlfreak123456789]

That last fact sounded like something they would show on 1000 ways to die

[sneaeky]

No thanks, I think I'll pull my reserve chute...

[wierdpoplol]

Step 1 ( if your other skydiver already pulled his/ her chord): enjoy your last few minuets of living. Sing "Free-falling" or , if there's a body of water, do a "Gay Tony" into it and try to trick death.

Did you know most people over 18 drive a car?

[justwatchvideos1637]

I still want to keep my arms

[jammerjamjam1]

lol funny scream at 55

[MacPcPro]

step 1: Dont buy a parachute made in china

did you know: The Sky sometimes have clouds in it?

[argenis161]

where can you buy this sky diver



[dinahmanatee]

My chute won't work, let me get on Howcast and look up "how to survi- *FATALITY*

[GOLDENPANDA00]

You will need:

(optional)

water or a tree "CHECK"

composure "CHECK"

(absolutely necessary)

another skydiver to save you "negative"

oh well then. your fucked! have a nice day and remember to add to favorites...

[TheDMEN247]

how d i do this if my friend already ... nevermind im dieing already

[jrparkmcfadden1]

"The force will likely result in you breaking both of your arms, but that's OK."

[worldofgatt]

Step 1: enjoy the moment

[prowler12455]

knocking on heavens door ! Do I have time to have a last coffee?

[Lightning2659]

The mime from Smosh is one of the dislikers of this video

[123CHEESEabc]

ohh noo it wont work,wait i have my droid *text* '5 hours later' oh wait im deadnow ''phew''

[suemeejim715]

Shit i forgot my plane!

[milehigheric]

Never seen so much bullshit, you would have better luck flapping your way out of things and landing like a bird. Statistics has it that the majority of skydiving fatalities occur with at least one parachute still in the container. What does this mean? Poor decision making plain and simple, its not the rigs that are the hazard in modern day skydiving it is the people. Don't get me wrong, up until the 90's even skydiving was dodgier then your local Chinese take away but things have come along way!

[sinaloa8738]

bu if its that 1 of 200?

[AnnoyingOrange250]

Step 1. Don't skydive.

[organboi]

weird part of youtube again

[rollyrama2009]

Why am i learning about this on you tube!

[tpp27]

you can try to memorize all the bullshit in this video or you could just "stop / drop / and roll", you can thank me later.

[tpp27]

step 1: grab a jaegarmeister and say "fuck it".

[TeamXac]

This video is 1 minute and 42 seconds I'm hitting the ground in 20 seconds

[igor960000]

0:36 then hook your elbows through their chest strap and steal it from your companion

problem solved!

[NeonPeppers]

Oh cool so when I land in the body of water i'll just swim to shore with dislocated arms

[tombroadful]

Just what I wanted to hear, you will most likely break or dislocate bothe your arms

[MrGamer541]

'The G-Force may end in breaking or dislocating both your arms'. That's definatly reasuring.

[MicrosoftOS7]

@ZX242ProductionsAs howcast says, the G-Forces...Android will fall out of his hand

[Harudath]

So... "Don't be screwed, hope your friend isn't screwed too and don't suck at not dying". Helpful...

[TigerTank26]

I dont have another skydiver.....shit

[Raz20020]

step 1 :steal your frinds Parachute

step 2 : tell to him see you in hevean

step 3: open your Parachute and your safe now!

[ruskierue]

You might think about opening the emergence chute. Just don't think too long.

[PIXARTV97]

lol where the hell am i supposed to get another skydiver im in mid-air!!!!!!!!!!

[shello700]

How to survive a parachute failure:

You will need-

A parachute

STEP ONE: Be batman

[vidiot012]

What if you are alone?

[TheMrME1]

Step 1: Avoid parachuting...

[joshuaAldine]

what if i have no parachute?

[minysquishe]

@howcast can you make a video how to talk to your step dad my mom is making me talk to him

[freegifts29]

thanks, i just fell 100 feet from the sky, so searched How to Survive a Parachute Failure and it helped me, now my hands are dislocated and i am in the hospital

[LJMMLG]

@freegifts29 How did you type this!

[freegifts29]

@LJMMLG

i told the nurse to type it for me, so i am now suffering from an amputated arm...XD

[xboxman625]

step one: die

[MrCasey2910]

where can i purchase a extra jumper

[jrparkmcfadden1]

you might break both of your arms, but that is OK.

[MsHubbabubba1234567]

My dad tried this and he dislocated his neck

[dancer381124]

so, if youre alone, youre pretty much screwed

[theorangem1]

"Failed parachute:" *check* "Composure:" *check* "Tree:" "Awwwh dammit, forgot my tree again."

[ReptileHerpes]

: :3-

[ZX242Productions]

Oh shit! my parachute won't open!

-pulls out Android and goes to howcast-

Ok, so thats what I do. Hey David! My para-

-Other guy already deployed chute-

Motherfu-

-splat-

[Xulled]

@ZX242Productions LMAO

[King0fPawns]

@ZX242Productions A+ comment :)

[ModLeader4Kyle]

@ZX242Productions Thats why people look at this video before they go parachuting dumbshit

[ZX242Productions]

@ModLeader4Kyle I wonder who the dumbshit really is seeing as to how what I said was a joke.

[ModLeader4Kyle]

@ZX242Productions Pretty dumb joke

[ZX242Productions]

@ModLeader4Kyle Everyones entitled to their own opinion. According to the14 people wo gave it a thumbs up apparently found it funny.

[m88youngIing]

@ZX242Productions YOU STOLE MY JOKE! I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT!!!

This is a part for rolls t!!!!

[ZX242Productions]

@m88youngIing lol

[m88youngIing]

@ZX242Productions XDD I was trolling you.

[fatsonic100]

@ZX242Productions lol

[MrBoxman29]

so i guess youre scr3wed sooooo note to self parachute in groups

[ianpawlak37]

so if im alone i am screwed?

[indydude100]

@ianpawlak37 Yes.

[ngradrian]

how to DOUGIE a parachute failure :P

[CutieGirl613]

what if ur friends parachute doesnt work either :o

[nickyanime601]

@CutieGirl613 your both screwed :O

[MrBoxman29]

@bubblemuffinxp i posted that as my status on roblox

[BCete]

yeah...im jumping right now. I just turned on my lap top and now im watching this video and im going to...........

[greenpie891]

HOLY SHIR MY PARACHUTE FAILED LET ME JUST GET OUT MY LAPTOP TO CHECK HOWCAST

[Majamuuu]

And If I jump alone?

[tyrannaskyrulz]

I don't have another skydiver..... :\

[Thebomber5lol]

I am falling from the sky with a parachute failure what to do what to do?

Oh here comes a laptop i'll just type in howcast videos and find out what to do! :)

[TwilightWolf285]

Step 1. Accept your fate.

Step 2. Die.

[Halftrac]

VOTE NO OBAMA IN 2012!

[Smashlikeapro124]

to bad but if both divers parachutes fail, just bring a glider next time

[xxaddicted2mwaxx]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GO SKYDIVING!!1! SERIOSLY WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quagmirian]

@xxaddicted2mwaxx Because it's fun.

[purplefroggytoad]

Lets do math.

(Sky diver + non working parachute) + belly flop + Ocean = FAIL

Haha, my math teacher would be proud LOL

[krazynoodle34]

What if you don't have another sky diver????

[DRUMM3R117]

Oh cool I have an extra sky diver in my pantry

[gamemaster21301]

bear grylls showed us how to survive a parachute fail though

[MrOmniscient11]

This video is seriously dangerous for the other skydiver, parachutes are designed to take a specific weight, appropriate the skydiver using it, if you load two people onto one, well...you get two casualties instead of just one.

[iSayrawr95]

TAKE THE FALL LIKE A MAN!!

[wildboyintraining]

wat if im there by myself O_O

[Gatazzzable]

what if theres no other skydiver

[olicool16]

If theres no other skydiver...aim for a forest

, the trees will slow your fall...well, depending on how high you were in the sky!

[mariajudith100]

How can I do this when I am falling thousands of feet in the air?

[mjbond2]

step one: OPEN UR RESERVE!

[manofgames112233]

They should have cave Johnson commentate on this video

" When the other person pulls the shoot dont worry but... you may break both of your arms"

[munchchewy0]

Or...carry a gliding squirrel.

[taintedtapper]

So.. How about when the other skydiver breaks his chute? Did you think of that howcast?

[taintedtapper]

So.. How about when the other skydivwr

[bammbamm14]

What kind of media fueled, fruit loop, whuffo whacko came up with this one? lol...

[DonchaLoveMilk]

If you wave your arms around, you're going to fly randomly around and possibly hit the other diver.... x.x

[MIzzChunggy]

did she say something about " DISLOCATING / BREAKING YOUR ARMS " !?!?!

[kenshion072]

so wen ur falling just whip out the video.

[mario1136]

But what if I don't have another skydiver? >:(

[atvinnumadur]

don't panic... WTF is wrong with you who would not panic!!

[willynilly42897]

who the fuck searches these things?!

[Auethedorn]

If you don't sucessed at first, parachuting is not for you.

[coolbeans1410]

how to survive a parachute failure:

Step 1: Visualy inspect your ass.

Step 2: Kiss it goodbye.

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

moral: dont skydive alone & make sure your buddies shit WORKS! *"ahh" (howcast sound)* lol

[gunitakon]

thx for making us shit ourselves about the arm breaking part and the last 'Did u Know'

[bobdoles123]

How come the scarier somehtign is, the less likely you are to die of it?

[aHugeBox]

Why would i bring a tree?

[MEMPHISBUTCHA]

Umm, how bout "u don't sky dive at all" !!!

[LynnieLovey]

@S93G haha yes I'm glad I'm not the only one, I didn't want my last thought to possibly be "crap I should have watched the video first"

[Ajiizleee]

Hah if both my arms are broken and dislocated I would tell the dude to stay away from water. Wouldn't it be hard to swim whiteout arms?

[left4lol101]

Well no more jumping on my bed

[kim2kjy]

You will need A FRIEND first.

[x1298]

May the 4th be with you!

[masterillusion1090]

i guess its more simply if it doesn´t open release that chute and open the emergency one to save your life and arms

[lufighter]

I don't have another person I'm screwed

[S93G]

Did anyone else just watch this for fear of being jinxed for not watching it?

[KeeperAndrei]

Step 1 : You don't

[pugpuddles]

FATALITY

[bubblemuffinxp]

You might break both of your arms, but THAT'S O.K.

[bleedingxxaurora]

@bubblemuffinxp

haha, I guess it's fine as long as you survive :3

[Simpliey]

@bleedingxxaurora If you break both of your arms then how are you suppose to hang on lol? :/

[azzaz691]

@bleedingxxaurora but how do i play ps3 and masterbate

[bleedingxxaurora]

@azzaz691

It'd work better if you could be here so I could show you.

I tend to use my right hand on the controller, and use my pinky for the buttons, while my thumb works the dpad, your ring and index fingers can work the triggers and shoulder buttons.

Clearly when it comes to using the joysticks, you'll need to shift the position of your hand to whatever you're comfortable with.

Hope that helps.

[azzaz691]

@bleedingxxaurora it does and no thanks to coming to your house to see....im not gay.....or.am..i?!!?!?!?

[PlanetPatricksVideos]

@bubblemuffinxp atleast u'l live

[purple2567]

@bubblemuffinxp lol i was laughing so hard that i could barely click the thumbs up button with my mouse

[Nycki1337]

@bubblemuffinxp You might break your arms, legs, fingers, earlobes, left lung, penis, or neck, BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT!

[TheStevenMaxwell]

And if their isnt another skydiver nearby? Scream and say ur final words?

[jailene121999]

Thirdd

[xXBANANAphone51Xx]

because im going to need this

[DavidReyesUchiha]

First again

[HumanOFtheWeek3000]

@DavidReyesUchiha No one cares