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  • lol, i justed finished space channel 5 part 2 and realized how similar some of her moves are to Ulala's

  • Bayonetta doesn't kill Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris dies from taking a glance at Bayonetta for more than three seconds.

    Bayonetta does not wear a bump-it, instead, there is another fist in her hair.

    Some people say the most powerful thing in the world is an atom bomb. Somewhere, Bayonetta is laughing.

    Bayonetta was supposed to die five-hundred years ago, but Death is to scared to tell her.

    Bayonetta cannot die, because God and Satan are both scared to take her soul.

  • That was.....drawn out..

  • Aside from perverseness of it all, that's some damn fine animation.

  • The only thing I found..well let's call it "disturbing" was the end. The rest was just...well, dancing. No, I'm not homosexual, but seriously, it's not an erotic dance at all.

    My respect though, great game, a fine lady.

  • My God is she anatomically incorrect, she looks so weird, how do people find her attractive?

  • well i know this is out of context... but what the fuck is the point of this?

  • fucking god awesome

  • I...wow

  • Mhhhh, all those 13-17 year old girls watching this video.

    Wait, what?

  • @silenceyouidiot well woman dont really find this game as porn but instead really fun like dmc.

  • The game was a bit o.O

    But then this... this was a total mindfuck.

  • it's like she's strip dancing...

  • Bayonetta actually reminds me of Witchblade

  • inb4 /v/

  • Damn good xD, this is as far as we got now huh? big improvement since the ending dance in jet force gemini jajaja Bayonetta FTW

  • Bayonetta my wife!!

    I fell in love when I first saw her!

    Bought the game, played it, loved it!

  • What is seen cannot be unseen.

  • Angels with Titts : Best invention Ever

    These Japanese have serious Problems XD

  • Correct me wrong but Bayonetta is a witch who is fighting angels.

  • yes but in 2:16 this there are angels with Titts in the background or am i wrong

  • Yeah.. I saw them only after typed in my comment.

  • Does anyone know where I can download this song?

  • w t f

  • Yay! Thank you! I accidentally pushed a button and missed this when I came across it in the game! I'm mad it's so long though...lol...

  • Where the hell did you get it from man/madam what ever?

  • Lol joy tourcher is fun

  • stfu.

  • @ashesandeyeliner

    Aehm.. you mean Luca the guy with the brown hair? If you would look the whole video, you would see that he was looking her dance(yeees he turned towards her) . Because.. nyoo.. He is too cool to say it, but he thinks she's hot ;D

  • Thank you Bayonetta! You made us woman with glasses sexy again xD

    I realy liked the game and Bayonetta kicks asses like chuck norris ;D

  • @Slinja That would be a fair fight, i do think.

  • @Slinja I've always thought that girls with glasses = sexiest thing ever in the world! :3

    But yeah, Bayonetta takes this to a whole new level! xD

  • @Slinja fat girls like you dont count, hambeast

  • @KyosukeMatsuo How do you know shes fat? Stalker.

  • @xXPitsLittleAngelXx the same way i can tell that you're fat as shit as well

  • @KyosukeMatsuo

    Seems we got a kinky one here.

    Choo gonna spank dat ass?

  • @KyosukeMatsuo Pics or it didn't happen.

  • @Slinja @agetro82 you are both fucking pathetic

  • damn 1:23, what an ass

  • @abarai2007

    Hah hah nice bum.

  • lol hell yeah

  • I enjoyed every minute of it. : D

  • this game is great but challenging at the same time!

  • @hippienostalgia

    Faggot... lol figured I'd say it to fit in, though it's true.

    I loved this game. Definitely going for the platinum!

  • is it just me or is her head too small for her body

  • these is the funniest dancing i evr saw

  • I love that dance, my fav part is when she dance with the Joy-angels^^

  • IMHO

    She got the right sex appeal to be a angel-eating witch.

    In this game you dont have to dance but kickass with one of the best battle system for a beat/slash-em-up.

  • honestly, are you gay?

  • this is the new rick rolling...

  • (Mom walks in)

  • I like to keep the retard out of my vidya. I literally facepalmed. Sorry.

  • Awesome. Everything about this game is awesome. Except the fact that there is no cutscene viewer, but thats what youtube is for right?

  • damn 2:12 my fav

  • why the fuck is she dancing?

  • Maybe because you just beat the game and deserve something for your time?

  • god damn i love this game =).

  • exorcism dance :D

  • Bonner achieved

  • Why is her head so small?

  • lawl. I listened to the chicken dance song while watching this.

    It was funny .

  • What in God's name is this mickey mouse bullshit?

  • What are you on about Mickey Mouse for?

  • bayonetta goty imo =D

  • get off youtube and put that fucking link up ur ass

  • This Game is so Awesome and still funny^^

  • this is the final of the game,

    the game is amazin,

    y play now in hard,

    i like this game :D

  • This is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever seen.

  • and the most fabulous!!

  • ...and they DIDN'T have her do a pole dance segment in this?...ah, well, you can't always get what you want!

  • The pole dancing is in the credits.

  • Who knew Palin could bust a move O_o

  • so damn hot. excellent figure, legs, ass, hips, and wears glasses. Bayonetta is a beauty in character design.

  • thats why many is getting this game

  • Whoa, thanks man!!, Best F-ing 3 and a half minutes of youtube I have EVER watched!!.

    Killer music,

  • no woner michael jackson died. he knew he couldn't top that.

  • oh lol....

  • I never really had much interest in this game to begin with. While the animation is fair and pretty smooth, the cameraman apparently has ADHD and can't sit still for a nanosecond. All the ground-shots make her look disproportional before your eyes can adjust, and it doesn't help that her sleeves seem to be a bit baggy, making her upper body appear too big for her head.

    Meh.

  • GREAT ASS!!! :D

  • Holy lack of proportions, Batman.

  • Weeeeeird.

  • hehe :D

  • Eh.. it's okay. :p

    I'd prefer videos you've made though.

  • The only thing I don't like about the dance, is that it looks like the animators did a slightly poor job, especially when she moves so fast.

  • they actually hired a professional dancer you know?

  • @silenceyouidiot I don't mean to sound condescending, but... you know all of this was mo-capped, right? ^^;; The animators only touched up the ribbons and whatnot, really ^^;;

  • @silenceyouidiot yeah and for a minute i thought she was a guy ( never played the game before so...) lol

  • @silenceyouidiot

    not really, I have a friend who has been dancing since she was 3 or 5, this would be kind of slow to normal for her

  • OMG

    AWSOME

  • Proportionsfags, get out

  • small heead is small

  • your looking at her head o_O...I was distracted elsewhere

  • Drop it like its hot

  • I hope this is in the game.

  • i think im in love

  • I am not looking for any intelligence here, after all - it's youtube, so I'm pretty sure I'm attempting to reason with nine-year-olds, but can't any of you people see that she is basically a grown woman with a head the size of a cat's?

  • Heads normal, you must see thing weird.

    Also, its a game, they always make the chicks unrealistic as much as they can.

  • No, you're right. She has a perfect fucking body but the head is fucking creepy.. Its too small and it keeps staring at you with that fixed grin..

  • The best proportions of the female body ever ruined with the look and head of sarah palin? We can't have everything we want in the world. thankfully the gameplay makes up for it. Because I doubt GoW or DMC aren't trumping what PlatStar pulled off anytime soon.

  • @darkfalzx

    I think it looks just too small, because of her strange hairdoing xD

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  • Damn, this is so sexy in so many ways.

  • Oh God... What just happened? I don't know if I'm straight anymore.

  • I bet that tiny-headed monstrosity capped off with a traffic cone is silently begging for you to kill it. Making that... thing... move like a human only makes it scarier and more repulsive.

    The nuns from Brütal Legend look far more human than Bayonetta does.

  • oh proportional fucker pls shut up

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