Why People Like "Stuff White People Like" - Christian Lander

[000TheZombie000]

what a jerk.

[pounder2day]

he looks jewish XD

[CRAPCANNONS]

People like "Stuff White People Like" because you get all of the giddy frisson of racism without any of the guilt or social stigma.

Liking this is an exquisite litmus test for measuring what an utter twat you are.

[alinaaks88]

there is nothing more awesome than writing that will make you laugh at yourself.

[stuflikethis]

its so easy to listen to him talk

[seriousbees]

Its a valiant effort, trying to impose a racial stereotype upon white people, as it has never been done before. I am sure racists everywhere are rejoicing at the effort. However, if youre one of those people who has talked to people outside your racial category, you have probably learned that stereotypes dont hold up too well in the real world. I do applaud this guy's effort though, but I think all he is going to end up with here is an uninspired brand of nervous, self effacing humour.

[blahblahasjsjsjs]

Christian Lander is a big fat douche bag. Its true, try going on his show sometime. He is a very unlikeable person, and throws fits like Christian Bale. Fuck that guy.

[aztecaUSA]

Agreed.

[esrb12389]

i hate Cristian lander

[CrackerJackLee]

at a related video - Satire About What Whites Like - he slips up and says "as far as conversations go, well, what are THEY doing instead of watching The Wire". who are they? doesn't he claim to be white? or is he? LOL!

[jonG254]

this coulda been a lot more funny if they didnt try to be so professional with it. its still good cuz now when i get stereotyped with questions i can do the same thing back lol

[pistolpete667]

i scored 12% on the survey and i'm white.

blacks and asians outscored me. such a shame

[nitroking86]

ummm ya. i'm black. and this shit is funny as hell. (i think i was 33 percent white on my exam.)

Even Christian admits

BLACK PEOPLE CAME UP WITH THIS FIRST :). the site was called "white people love us". it's still up. check it out. I would hope that within the next decade or so, that people CAN talk about stereotypes and jokes, and racial issues without somebody's feelings getting hurt

[CrackerJackLee]

you do know that it was a Phillipino guy who actually wrote this book? but he couldn't do the circuit because it would look so racist, so his jewish friend is making the rounds.

[nitroking86]

my bad. the site is "blackpeopleloveus". regardless of who came up with it. it's funny....FACT. riddle me this: why are you hating so hard?

[CrackerJackLee]

if you know my name, you know my number. i enjoy releasing the truth in a humerous way. an opinion is not always a fact. and baiting is not always hating. putting hypocrites in their place is quite exhilarating.

[CrackerJackLee]

in this case someone is making a profit off racism. as if racism was a commodity to be exploited for cash. there are truckloads of comedians, authors, movies and talking heads who are neither white nor black Americans and they make a living on racism. in fact, they may even be widening the gulf between blacks and whites to where America will suffer or weaken. they want to keep the racist machine ongoing

[CrackerJackLee]

like when you and your best girl have a fight and some weasel bares your faults before the other until they say something that precludes a reconciliation. we need a strong independent North America, not one where foreigners infiltrate us and control us through our media. and not one where agents of foreign countries diminish our ability to unite and make a better life for all North Americans.

[CrackerJackLee]

i'd rather see harmony than cheap racial humour. let's leave stereotypes to the foreign hollywood producers and writers that manipulate us through media.

[nitroking86]

a vehicle for discussion. that's the shortest most potent way i can put it. i find comedy the funniest way to attack negativity. and opening a medium for discussion is the hardest thing to do. i applaud whoever will step up and be ridiculous for the sake of saying: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS.

[CrackerJackLee]

LOL, i find nothing in common with this Canadian shyster's book. i don't know anyone like that. they all sound like tv characters. what if he characterized you as a stereotype in a 70's ABC sitcom? if this schmuck brought back Amos & Andy, would you be able to laugh it off at the water cooler? what about Rochester? did you find that funny, too? LOL! look what it took to wipe out racial slurs against black Americans. now you're defending the very same thing in principle.

[CrackerJackLee]

of course, you are free to buy this book. enjoy. and i am free to critique people like Lander who pretend they are of the racial group that they ridicule to make money. why doesn't he come out of the closet?

[CrackerJackLee]

i'm a caucasian. he is not.

[nitroking86]

if shit needs to be talked about it needs to be talked about. and with that: this is the last reply i'm posting. last week, a harvard professor got arrested. this week: we talk about it. and they have some beers. no reason to get all bent outta shape about everything. ignoring problems doesnt make them go away. and whether or not he's funny, his book on my coffee table would spark interesting discussion to be sure. in 20 years i would hope that this book is dumb, and irrelevant....

[CrackerJackLee]

there's already enough shit around in the media, LOL! and if you think this book will be dumb in the future, you can imagine how it appears to some of us now. and thanks for the discussion, nitro!

[freezyfreaky]

white supremacists group? damn they're smart. I think all supremacy groups of any race should be listed as terrorists - fix America first.

he's so right but could a Black person have written this or Asian and it been taken the same way?

Blacks in U.S. could really learn something from this by not taking themselves so seriously.

Yeah he speaks really well... hahahah

[carlysmiles99]

people need to grow up. and learn to laugh at themselves because some of these guys on here are way to worked up.

[rleon1985]

He speaks very well

[4uspgirl]

this is so crazy I just watched My Boys and they use almost all of these so funny,,I love it ,,,I am choking laughing,,

[bootymanager]

Yeah, people are pretentious arseholes, but mate, it's over. Move on. It'll be in the remainder bin pretty soon, and then you'll, like. totally have to go and get a job.

[CrackerJackLee]

hey brother! i don't mean to out-do you in your quest to be a roving idiot, but you spelt arsoles wrong, eh? maybe if you weren't being so pretentious you'd spell better! (you know, opinions are like arsoles. everyone's got one - and they stink!) LOL! hey! maybe we'll meet one day in the big remainder bin in the sky! Tarnation!

[bootymanager]

Blow it out your arse. Fucking wanker

[CrackerJackLee]

what's the matter? got nothing to say...

[thirdrayle]

white ppl have no culture...i mean wtf is "white people"...wtf are u...german, irish..etc....that to me shows how shallow white americans are...color is all they see therefore they call themselves white

[Shishers]

Sometimes I go on website where everyone is full of shit and write comments like this one!

[CrackerJackLee]

is this because you like being close to it or because you have a lot to offer?

[Shishers]

Well I live on the planet Earth where there are over 6 billion people. I would have to say its because I am close to it. It was very kind of you to assume those things though. That is the kind of response that makes me chuckle. Hopefully you get the same feeling when you really don't care what anyone has to say about your blogs but they still respond anyway.

[CrackerJackLee]

hey! i was going there for my vacation! quite a coincidence, no? kudos to you for admitting it, though. i mean...really... yes, i have been rather kind lately. becoming a vegetarian. eating turnips instead of dead flesh. but i digress,,,you say you're close to it. no doubt, but perhaps you're a little full of it also? well, better to let it out, right? by the way did you see the movie "Duel"? it's on YouTube. i copied it to my playlists. great movie! white line paranoia! the devil's rig, eh?

[jumpthestump]

Oh really? Do you know who I am or what my financial situation or social class is? Guess what motherfucker, Im a tax paying American and everything I have I worked for with no handouts. Im a legal immigrant and naturalized citizen who could've lived on food stamps and WIC but my single dad(mother deceased) raised 3 children with ease because he has a PROFFESIONAL career. White people cultured? Give me a fucking break who fuckers have identity issues its not even funny. My opinion stands. haha

[CrackerJackLee]

i don't know you, but from what you wrote, it appears that you need professional help!

[jumpthestump]

White people love asking what your ethnicity is. Cunts. Want nothing to do with them socially.

[WhoIsSean]

Its just because white people are cultured and like to learn things, not sit around and live off of everyone else like parasites like you.

[pennstaterocks101]

take a fucking chill pill. I'm WHITE. And I mean very white. Irish/ german pale and I fit many of these stereotypes and I don't care. Just grow up and learn to not care.

[brockomundo]

I think this book should be called "Stuff White Liberals Like".

[FreestyleNunchaku]

I thought his name was Christian Slander.

:|

[mediumsteve]

stop being so sensitive, honkeys

[CrackerJackLee]

okay, jamoke

[baeritukaez]

@mediumsteve

Same for niggers, AMIRITE?

[Elaheh1naz]

I do NOT like this man at all, and I feel some thing is not right about him.

[Catacipige]

I don'tlike him cuz he is racist...this list doesn't only apply to white people. it can apply to anyone

[vargo999]

he isn't doing it in any offensive way, its all for humor purposes. he is letting people step out, look and laugh at themselves. he actually sais in one of his press conferences that it is aimed at upper-middle class left wing white people, because those are the white people that he grew up with.

[Catacipige]

maybe...but books? srsly...the language in the book seems sarcastic and it seems like he is telling people not to read or not to tell people what they read. by telling people about it and getting them interested it gets more people educated. that's one of my biggest beefs with this guy

[CrackerJackLee]

no, he's doing it for money.

[CrackerJackLee]

or he's mocking a group of people that he does not belong to.

[CrackerJackLee]

but it was aimed at white folk.

[CrackerJackLee]

odd that a white male would write such a book. there's a photo of him in HEEB magazine wearing a Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto shirt. he claims "i got it from a thrift store, of course." When asked "who qualifies as white people, Jews?" he replies, "...Jews definitely qualify." how could a white guy state that about jews with such confidence - btw not all jews are white! so he writes a racist book and pretends to be white to avoid censure. now that's using your bagel! LOL!

[tysonoboyoboy]

You might actually be the only white nigga who was ever born I mean that in the sense that you are worth nothing Thanks for ruining america more than George Bush tried with 3 trillion dollars! How much did that idiotic idea cost you 4 dollars and all your friends? You might want to find some afterschool activites to do rather than arson in your own GOD DAMN HOUSE! Your the reason why americans are leaving america and mexicans are coming in. They see now we are all a bunch of SLOBBERING PUSSIES

[Cyyael]

His book is hilarious. I loved it.

[mustskatenow99]

they should have called it "stuff hipsters like"

[perunatic]

Total cock! Single Speed is the ultimate snobbish affectation. SS's work for bike fit professional cyclist in flat cities. The other 99% of Single Speed freaks are pretentious ignorant twats.

[kostarae]

A list for blacks would have been easier: 1) Watermelon 2) Gold Teeth 3) Old cars with new rims 4) glocks 5) Fried chicken 6) big jackets with cereal characters 7) new shoes 8) new hats 9) doo-rags 10)hand lotion

[AwakenAnimus]

white people also like labeling

[hardmod777]

...guns..hunting...fishing..dr­inking...wait...southern whites?

[ullila]

Thanks, Chris. I found your website yesteday. It grew on me. It's really unique. I also like the comparison you made in the video to the new way of keeping up with the Jones'.

[NikkiRowCoxx]

He's so amazing! I'm only partly white since I'm a hybrid kids (1/2 Asian) and he deserves blog and book of the year awards! I also think that he should come out with a book that the' other' white people like such as the midwest, church and NRA to show the modern liberal white people's counterpart.

[kkliper]

I don't know if Mr. Lander realizes it but his book is racist. It's not intentional racism but rather subtle. And no, it's not racist towards white hipsters but rather towards minorities.

For example, Christian Lander says that white people like graduate school, intellectual pursuits and high end consumer goods. By saying this, hes also saying that minorities dont like education, intellectual pursuits and are poor--which is a negative stereotype of minorities.

[Yazardo]

I don't like to assault the elderly

Therefore, you do like to assault the elderly!

I'm sorry for telling everyone you like doing obscene things.

[escarlit]

rather than being racist toward minorities, i think christian lander has stepped out of his own shoes, managing to assemble a pretty accurate, objective list of capitalist goods.

i was sitting in a group of white people watching him on tv and i was the only one cracking up.

the list implies some things about white culture, no doubt. he is poking fun at his own whiteness.

you are the dominant race afterall.

loosen up and learn to laugh at yourself :]

[CrackerJackLee]

looks like your comment went over their heads!

[escarlit]

nope, they get it.

[Reneikad]

Will somebody please let me know what TV show he starred on when he was younger, I can't recall right off. I know it was something like "Married With Children". Please comment back...thanks.

[LadyAmaltheaUnicorn]

His blog is hilarious, he has the uber-left-white-urban-folk down to a tee

[kkliper]

How about "something that I don't like":

Pretentious hipsters.

[dorbie]

The U in yuppie is/was actually "Upwardly mobile".

[ls1z28chris]

After who minutes of this idiot blathering about a blog, I couldn't listen any further. I was interested in hearing about the book, but not anymore.

[Italiasalbion]

Jonleflar points out one part of the problem: we are supposed to hate evil and then demonstrates how labeling hate as evil is incompetent. There's another part to this though. Hate = strong disapproval. Hence, it doesn't necessarily have to be directed at something evil, to be moral. For example, I strongly dissaprove of Jalapenos, because they give me gas pains. In other words, I hate them.

The wicked hate the righteous; that = bad.

[BestObamaVideos]

I know something White people ...Dont Like

[RedGyl]

There is a blog titled Stuff White People Hate, if you're interested ^_^

[CrackerJackLee]

LOL! you should write a book on "Stuff White People Come Up With". like the car you drove home, the house you live in, the TV you watch, the stereo you listen to, the computer you use, the electricity that keeps you from freezing in the dark, ...

[Hottides]

Whites did invent cars, computers, etc..with generous African and Asian help. The Industrial Revolution that launched these innovations was financed by wealth from the African Slave Trade and the New World agro-industries it staffed. The forerunners of many "White" inventions (explosive armaments, navigation instruments, etc.) originated in China. Presently, Asian and African and Pacific Peoples and their descendants contribute numerous innovations to science and high tech.

[CrackerJackLee]

you said "Whites invented cars and computers WITH GENEROUS African and Asian HELP." is this what they're teaching in school? the ancient chinese driving cars? delivering take-out food, no doubt! pygmies in the congo with laptops? samurai warriors in jet fighters? arab nomads reading newspapers in air conditioned skyscrapers! apply this logic further and you could say that since they spoke chinese, they invented language!

[CrackerJackLee]

if you want to laugh at whites, go ahead. just remember where everything comes from - except this book - it was actually written by a phillipino!

[CrackerJackLee]

if people like you had their way, whites would have invented nothing and achieved nothing. that would leave the way clear for you to claim that you invented the toaster, wood stove, electricity, the phone, the radio, the tv. then everytime you had breakfast or enjoyed a CD or DVD, that it was not attributable to the white man! kill the white man! KILL THE VITE MAN! KEEL DE VITE MAN!! (happy now?)

[CrackerJackLee]

now you can go out and buy this pathetic racist book plagiarized by this little jewish lying faced bastard from his phillipino friend. why are you all so jealous of the white man? LOL!

[Hottides]

Interesting that you're apparently an Antisemite. It must pain you're pathetic racist heart to acknowledge that a disproportionate number of those "White" inventions were devised by Jews. Since the Middle Ages, the Ashkenazim have been the most innovative segment of European society. Whites might have remained in ignorant Dark Age stagnation, had not Jews (and Arabs) retaught Europeans the triumphs of their Classical ancestors, that later Whites were too stupid to retain by themselves.

[CrackerJackLee]

i'm not an anti-semite and you're a racist liar. where do you get that from, anyway? you hate whites so much (jealous i guess) that when a white speaks up proud, you have to jump up and call him an anti-semite, LOL! you're a victim of political correctness schooling. soon they'll teach that whites have done nothing and technology was invented where they live in grass huts, tents and rice paddies, LOL! technology resulted from coping with a cold climate. KILL DE VITE MAN! KEEL DE VITE MAN! ARGGH!

[Hottides]

In your attack on the books' author, you referred to him as a "this little Jewish lying faced bastard". Someone who attempts to impugn a work by mocking the author's Jewish heritage is an Antisemite. You're the racist liar, since you appeal to Antisemitism and deny the contributions to global society of millions of People of Color.

[CrackerJackLee]

but he is Jewish. that's not a slur. it's like French or Spanish. maybe it's you who has a problem. LOL, you find someone who speaks honestly and you play the race card. get lost kid...go invent some more technology....

[Keepskatin]

i'm black and i will buy this book

[CrackerJackLee]

good! if you've nothing better to do than spend your free time reading up on white people! man, that's too idle. while you waste time drooling over white people, they're out there earning money and making things happen. what's really lame is that this book was taken from a phillipino guy and pushed by a jew, so i don't think you'll learn much about white people, LOL! if you know nothing about whites, i have to ask - do you get out much? "to know one - ask one!" hey, you can ask me! LOL!

[Keepskatin]

I own white people and i love white people.I know more of them than they themselves.

[CrackerJackLee]

then you don't need the book, do you? LOL! by the way, how many do you own?

[Keepskatin]

My mates are caucasian and some guy friends white

[stone1home]

Annoying.

[meandogsarescary]

the book should be called, stuff the self-loathing, white boy Christian Lander likes.Not white people, I'm white, he is a dip#$% Not very funny.

[RedGyl]

He's allowed to be humorous in his own way ^_^

[seans10]

He's ironically self-loathing...which is to say, he thinks he's pretty hot stuff.

[CrackerJackLee]

or he's not really white.

[Hottides]

Stuff White People Like: Black Music, Asian Sex, and Latino Food..lol

[CrackerJackLee]

LOL! you should write a book on "Stuff White People Come Up With". like the car you drove home, the house you live in, the TV you watch, the stereo you listen to, the computer you use, the electricity that keeps you from freezing in the dark, ...

[HarryNRubin]

tldw

[Rahab111222]

What the fuck is this shit stain talking about.

[ImperiusRex]

why is this guy giving a lecture? I mean, the blog is fun and all, but really?

[Italiasalbion]

Hate doesn't = bad.

[flamablesteve]

yes it does.

[jonleflar]

What if you hate crime? What if you hate evil?

[flamablesteve]

I agree crime is bad. But I don't think hate is applicable. Hate is a personal feeling. It doesn't apply to those sorts of things. We simply use the word for lack of a better one. I think a distaste for crime is more of an intellectual position, rather than an emotional one.

[jonleflar]

Well the thing is, you can always word your feelings another way, but what if you truly do hate something that is considered a bad thing? That would be a good thing to do right? The idea that an act or emotion can be objectively defined as good or bad is absurd in my opinion.

Take the word rape for instance. One could define rape as "to forcefully intrude upon". But what if you were raped by happiness or glee?

I could go on with more examples but I think you get what I'm saying, no?