Craig Ferguson 2/14/11A Late Late Show beginning & MONOLOGUE

[Lullalies]

"'Coz nothing says romantic love like hobos, marrtyrs and beheadings."

Remember that every St. Val's day.

[Lullalies]

Cleo-fatra! LOL!

[MissBananaHappy]

OMG how did I NOT watch this when it first showed XD I hate my work!!!

[XxOldFashionedGalxX]

I wasn't going to add this one to my favourites but I will be now just for that meth bit right at the end lol

[laurafederica]

it would be so awesome if she had decided to do that on national television for a bet!!

besides, all of you super sensitive people = GET OVER YOURSELF! she is fine, she is a grownup who might decide to get some more tests, better to have a chance to find out before it's a massive stroke. And before you reply all filled with indignation and selfrighteousness, ask yourself if you ever laughed at someone falling down.. it's only human.. so get off your white horse cause it's pooping on my carpet.

[lisamarcel1]

It was announced today by a UCLA neurosurgeon, incase anyone still cares, that the lady reporter had a "complex migraine". She is FINE!!!

[mystyklchyk]

On the Today Show, they were speculating she may have had a TIA. They are doing further tests but nothings been announced yet. I was kind of hoping he'd apologize on Tuesday nights show, but everybody is so used to the ramblings of Paula Abdul , Farrah Fawcett and the like, it's not surprising people just assumed it was something like that.

He said his driver, I would hope since he flew in, they would have had a car and driver and not a taxi, especially since he brought his sexy entourage.

[PrivateSlacker]

He didn't win a Grammy because he said on national tv that he didn't care and he was blowing it off. They probably had his name on the card up to that moment then tore it up and awarded it to someone else.

That reporter may have had a Transient Ischemeic Attack, has the symptoms of a stroke but the cause is temporary and is soon gone and undetectable.

[CaptainHalwa]

wait...he didnt win?!?

That was the best audio book i've ever heard in my life!!!!

how can he not win?!?

[qool58]

why has he not been crowned the late night king?! Johhny Carson is tops, but for this generation - is there anyone better? The guests are ACTUALLY laughing with him... Genuinely interacting with him... there's nobody else.... bow down Leno and Letterman!

[tunkuhoy]

@qool58

well said :-).. i second that

[M075n7]

5:41 is not funny at all !

[CMLPaddY]

@M075n7 bah ur lost mate.. those things are always hilarious

[Scorptilicus]

Wow, that final Geoff phrase... Gotta love it when things come out of nowhere.  Craig does, it seems.

[wyndstryder]

sexy, homo-erotic adventure with bob barker and cleo fattra backstage... is that code?

[rezfan]

I think the cabbie didn't want to touch Craig because he was afraid he would fall victim of his massive sex appeal just like every man and woman in his presence.

[auwekama]

"My dog can lick his own junk! If you can do that, every day is Valentine's Day!" hahaha ! <3 Craig

[Carena722]

i think i may have a facade :D!!!!!!!!! hes so cuuuuuuute!

4:53

11:37

:D

[Rachelw]

Did Geoff say i love math or i love meth i cant tell.

[QddpprrQ]

Tryin' out some of Geoff's new phrases, eh?

[euginam91]

poor woman had a stroke... craig, that wasn't nice

[mitchburns82]

@euginam91 Really?

[andrea9013a]

I think I now have a "facade"

[SuperContrasted]

Omg, I'm so glad he showed that clip.

It killed me the first...12 times I saw it.

[pekusita]

his accent IS adorable!

[mysterychemistry]

the mick jagger/dinosaur impersonation cracks me up every time, and it isn't even funny . . . except when craig tells it lol

[lukasnummer1]

Craig, that was great again ! =)

[ballybunion9]

The reporter at the Grammy's very likely had a mini-stroke. Mocking her on national television? You owe her an apology, Craig.

[chrispinkification]

@ballybunion9 ya, or she just fucked up

[Chris197980CH]

@ballybunion9 Come on, she didn't have a stroke, they even had to call ambulance to confirm that :) You could see that she was just terribly nervous and trying to save that first speako which didn't work out.

[ballybunion9]

@Chris197980CH I didn't say she had a stroke. That might have been a transient ischemic attack - a mini-stroke. My dad had one of those and when I told the doctor about it she told me, "If he ever has another one of those, get him to the emergency room as fast as you can."

[ultracottbus]

its a facade :-) XD

[ultracottbus]

its a fasad, or so :-)

[myppe]

what was she suppose to say?

[BokorugroRR]

In Hungary the first part of facade, fac, or more likely fas actually means gentleman sausage :).

[MicroWorldLover]

@BokorugroRR Now, that is funny! No wonder CF has international appeal! Thanks for sharing.  :)

[sweetForgiveness]

I'm a facade ,too Craigy! *waiting*

[DeeArtist321]

Please, someone tell Craig that he need to bring that Serene Branson to LLS. She can sit next to Geoff and make inappropriate brain stroke comments!

:))

[bewnet]

CleoFATra! LOL

[krusader85]

Mick Jagger impersonation is so funny

[warezpl0]

i was having such a bad day today. after a min of watching this, i am feeling much better. Craig Ferguson = epic win.

[gulllars]

5:36 FTW

Loosly heard subs: "Well a very very heve, eh hevy devit, eh burtation tonight. We had a very dairs dairyson, but let's go hit terry's chase english for the bit and have the pet."

[himissalice7]

If it was actually a mini-stroke, then I find it unclassy that the audience is laughing at it...

[keybladelordus]

its a FACADE I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!! tell me im not crazy hes talked about that same cabbie and the facade in another monologue...

[ehcmier]

@keybladelordus I don't remember him mentioning a cabbie saying it, but Craig did have a thing going for awhile where he would say "It's a façade," but in a mock-snobby almost whisper way.

[keybladelordus]

@Avasuule BALLS

[BeA90sKidAgain]

@keybladelordus In your pants.

[BeA90sKidAgain]

@keybladelordus ;-)

[TheHarlequinLady]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 **Happy Valentines Day **<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 For posting everyday, giving us our daily does of hot and steamy Craigy goodness...Lots and lots of love :)

[anablic]

@TheHarlequinLady / I share the feeling ... too bad YT doesn't use the FB hearts ...

[iamapotatochip90]

"I Love Meth"

[KitKatTudor47]

AKWARD! XD

Love it. Thank you Malinky!

[aaronmhj12345]

Ha. That Serene Branson lady is fired..!! Ha. No she's hot.. PROMOTEDDDD!!!! Lol.

[Punatik]

@aaronmhj12345 Nah, people seem to think she had a small stroke. They'd look like real sh*ts if they fired her with the way the press is reporting it.