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  • fuck you and fick dich from germany

  • You are an Arab and you don't know how to pronounce Zainab, really?

  • @royalseduction I think he's American.

  • Are you drunk?

  • *Mum

  • fuckin hilarious

  • holy shit you respect yourself in these?

  • @usernamesaregae ouch...lol

  • do you like to touch your sweaty balls and sniff them

  • he pronounces facebook right here.......

  • umad bro ? lol, you're trying way to hard bro.

  • @kassemgtwo Do Midgets Have Night Vision?

  • are you gay?

  • When Kassem gets haircuts. Does he pay with Biscuits??

  • What the fuck is face book? Gay.

  • Id be a potato

  • It should rather be AskMichal

  • why does he diss his HARDCORE fan michal?!

  • hold down 7 LOL!

  • 0:04 seconds for a ridiculous face

  • Michael's sexy ;)

  • diuretics make you pee

  • lol man your hot! um whare you from?

  • Hahaha, "I will put the lotion in the basket for you." Oh, Kassem. :)

  • My god, that is the sickest unibrow I've ever seen.

  • Weird hair cut awfuk glasses acne scars and beautiful brown middle eastern features = hot! Get with it kassem.

  • Dude looks kinda like a mouse.

  • That's cause Steve Jobs is dead, that's why apple sucks now and will in the future so hold on to your old shit cuz it's better than any new shit that may come out!!!

  • Im full Jordanian!! Yeah Buddy!

  • wow kassems first dumb vid name

  • he was really self conscious back then..

  • pause at 4:14

    

  • Kassem! you sag your pants??! now i thought i told you not to do that come home. You need to be taught a lesson.

  • diuretic to pop? haha you are funny. Diuretic --> pee more, not pop more; that's laxative.

  • Tobuscus dislikes this.

  • dat comic sans

  • why you comment to deeply btw kassem wolves kick ass

  • what happend to your hair douch :D

  • Ur glasses are badass

  • i came hear because of Nice Peter:)

  • Doesn't know how to pronounce anachronism. Haha, Ana- chrome .... ism. FAIL

  • @trappedintheidiotbox

    An-a-kruh-niz-im

  • cucumbers LOL "i love the shape of them" of course u do

  • Sigh, Kassem is so gorgeous.

  • he ugly

  • is that jon paula

  • hes not as douchy back in the day lol

  • kassem just a quesytio man are you chiite??muslim!!

  • If you had a 15 year old daughter, and you found out that she was pregnant with Shane Dawson's baby, what would you do?

  • Where is Jon Na?

  • Haha.love your hair..weird but cute:)

  • If ur middle eastern, and u make fun of middle eastern culture, is anyone really offended?

  • My mom walked in while I was watching this vid.. no prob rite.. dressed dude,..

    Except the motherfucking title!! I think u guys know the rest.. ;(

  • @bizzeeboi Ouch! i kinda wanna hear the rest,

  • OMG i can't believe that KassemG is jordanian 0.0 !!!!

  • When Kassem's alone he pretends to be a wolf.

  • @BubbleGumee1 LOL

  • I just keep replaying 7:44 over because that's my name and I feel so special when Kassem says it(:

  • Are you actually single? :)

  • @MiguelFHM exactly...he's a jerk

  • its michael123452's debut!

  • hell yea, im from jordan too, hala walah!

  • i knew you were going to say cucumber, i swear! XDDD!!!

  • @smokyPR0 me toooo lmao 

  • Kassem G collects STD's

  • Of course you love cucumbers.

  • daaammn does an iphone only costs 300 dollars in USA??? In Europe it costs 600euro= 820 dollars

    i think i'm going to visit USA :D

  • kassem G come out of the CLOSET!!!!!!

  • Kassem G doesn't have sex. His dick just fucks shit up.

  • @Ruzicore no, his nose...

  • i think your hair is cute! and so are your glasses. your not hot, but your cute for sure hahah

  • @smile2081 Hey your hair is cute.. but your glasses are retarded.

  • ur hair giggles:D

  • iJustine's question was really weird! AND funny, haha.

    Kassem for the win!

  • poops

    

  • who the fuck would dislike kassem? that hurts

  • U say umm and uhhh alot!! And u look like my brother... O.o

  • Change your hair slut.

  • Kassem you should do a California on electric cars.

  • Bellam_ wants to know I only choose pretty girls questions for these shows?

    *silence*

    WIN

  • thumbs up for 123 videos

  • seriously??? did you buy your iPhone for 300 dollars??? i spent 1000!!!

  • i lol'd at 5:45-5:51

    then fucking died when i realized at 6:00 what you were talking about.

    haha thats fucked up

  • Terrible song. If your going for that genre why don't you borrow one of Rays 'masterpieces'.

  • So would you be my boyfriend!

  • AssKassem :()

  • uuuuhhhh, cucumber's a fruit

  • It is rude, you were rude... but you're still cool

  • Congradulations, we all basically just seen Kassems ass.

  • he loves the shape of the cumumber? thats a little wierd

  • you said you wanna do anything else..

    will you be my boyfriend?

    by the way, love your underwear.

  • look at the weird wrinkles on yur forward

  • am i the only one who got the Silence Of The Lambs reference? fuckin hilarious nice touch dude

  • I cant stop watching u show off ur undies xD fuckin hilarous and kinda hot ;DD

  • haha if you guys should do street music again i hope you not getting arrested xD

  • damn youre hottt

  • Dude, imagine hooking up with me! We wud have sum reeeal fucked up kids xD puerto rican, egypsian, and jordanian (i probably just fucked up that last one -.-)

  • Huuh?! I thought you was a Mexican?

  • Kassam is sexy

  • Georgian? George-n

  • Ehy Kassim ever wonder why you like pooping so much?

  • Kassemg has hot sex with Greg Benson

  • So very attractive

  • I LOVE HIS HAIR!!

  • 6:00 XD lol

  • 308 has shitd in there with undees

    

  • Kassem looks sexy all the time. -3

  • you looked cuter a year ago -.-

  • @tzsinger5 true...

  • Kassem's a dick for making fun of Michael

  • i think Kaseem and iJustine would be a cute couple (:

  • HEY HEY HEY HEY! Ijustine is Tobuscus's girlfriend... i think.

  • stop being so hot :D

  • crack4djs(dot)net/djtfeinz

  • Is it weird that I have 3:35 saved as my laptop wallpaper?

  • My name jordan :D

  • CUCUMBERRRS♥ Me toooo(; I love them.

  • diuretics make you pee...just sayin

  • Lady boner...

    Schwiiinnng!

  • Fix your gaudy dude

  • Your hoooot.

  • I believe this is when making fun of Kassem for this show was born.

  • michael123425

  • gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

  • Why are you so hot Kassem? :)

  • OMG ONLY 300 DOLLARS FOR AN IPHONE!!? WHEN IT'S JUST COME OUT?!! OMG IN DENMARK IT'S LIKE 1000 DOLLARS FOR ONE

  • @Saarbe Ye its really shit price in sweden as well like i can buy one in america and get it sent by a private container for a cheaper price

  • dude if you got a fedora you would look like bruno mars. not even kidding

  • i did not laugh at that guy and who ever did is kind of a douche

  • Kassem, you're a fucking racist. GTFO Youtube

  • Sex with his mom? come on you guys, that's just wrong...

    now where was,,oh... Kassem G Has Sex With His DAD

  • @galitach123 u suck go hav sex with ur gran paa and ur gran maa

  • @saif477

    SUCK MY COCK

  • @galitach123 u first

  • bad hair, weird glasses? sounds like rwj and kassem are brothers

  • Oh god, my hand was in my pants in my penis region while kassem was showing his ass. ONLY COINCIDENCE

  • @WhiteSugarFive thank you for sharing with us

  • @ensour2 any time ho

  • I'm half egyptian too!! Other half Turkish I think. Or Jordanian I'm not sure.

  • @eaglezonly How do you not know where you are from? :s

  • isnt lotion in the bucket not the basket lol

  • 'Whut woud yu du for a clon-dike-buuuuuuur?'

  • Now I think Kassem is as bangable as any other girl and boy on youtube but you gotta admit the hair/eyebrow combo in this vid is a little startling..

  • damn i knew you looked egyptian! I'm half egyptian to! that's awsome

  • Are you gay? LOL

  • Kassem G the clown molester

  • i was drinking juice then u said "looks like u have some1 in your basement" while i was swallowing and now i have to burp :C

  • Have sex with me.

  • @VideoShea Checked channel. 18. Legit. Do it Kassem.

  • The fact that that guy watches your channel is enough to make me stop...

  • Kassem, are you single? XD

  • i think that if you don't want to do jazzy because it hurts you people shouldnt be so pissed off about it.. because obviously you dont have to do what they want you to if it harms you. i love you kassem.

  • Is Michael single?

  • Kassem. your fucking awsome :D

  • Is he gay??..lol jk ur hilarious

  • Looks like gok wan.

  • Love you're humor (:

  • kassem g looks like a lesbian

  • this was uploaded on my birthday!!

  • those 301 people are douche bags

  • youve got nice glasses!

  • Haha video respond answer!

  • you should paint an eye on your eyelid and that will solve your problem and make it even funnier !

  • Kassem G string

  • Kassem G impregnated my dog.

  • This is waaaaaaaay funnier than that hyperactive shit.

  • kassem g causes mass impotence

  • Lotion in the basket? Awesome reference :D

  • Im in this video ;)

  • California on Jordan

  • @didioto123 fail !