That's cause Steve Jobs is dead, that's why apple sucks now and will in the future so hold on to your old shit cuz it's better than any new shit that may come out!!!
Dude, imagine hooking up with me! We wud have sum reeeal fucked up kids xD puerto rican, egypsian, and jordanian (i probably just fucked up that last one -.-)
DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAYBY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
i think that if you don't want to do jazzy because it hurts you people shouldnt be so pissed off about it.. because obviously you dont have to do what they want you to if it harms you. i love you kassem.
fuck you and fick dich from germany
Jiiiiiifeeeeer 2 days ago
You are an Arab and you don't know how to pronounce Zainab, really?
royalseduction 3 days ago
@royalseduction I think he's American.
Andragon90 2 days ago
Are you drunk?
tord1999 6 days ago
*Mum
adzzie11 6 days ago
fuckin hilarious
roostershoot 1 week ago
holy shit you respect yourself in these?
usernamesaregae 1 week ago
@usernamesaregae ouch...lol
roostershoot 1 week ago
do you like to touch your sweaty balls and sniff them
sami3219 2 weeks ago
he pronounces facebook right here.......
lolol11111hi 2 weeks ago
umad bro ? lol, you're trying way to hard bro.
rsnVoyD 2 weeks ago
@kassemgtwo Do Midgets Have Night Vision?
MasterSword812 2 weeks ago
are you gay?
MrMCVD 3 weeks ago
When Kassem gets haircuts. Does he pay with Biscuits??
GabberCentrafuge 3 weeks ago
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What the fuck is face book? Gay.
akgzutube 3 weeks ago
What the fuck is face book? Gay.
akgzutube 3 weeks ago
Id be a potato
gangstalicious2012 3 weeks ago
It should rather be AskMichal
HurinsChannel 4 weeks ago
why does he diss his HARDCORE fan michal?!
HurinsChannel 4 weeks ago
hold down 7 LOL!
TakeADayInMyShoes 1 month ago
0:04 seconds for a ridiculous face
aknightofnee 1 month ago in playlist AsKassem
Michael's sexy ;)
buzat12 1 month ago
diuretics make you pee
ibetyourewrong 1 month ago
lol man your hot! um whare you from?
0loveiskeytoliFe7 1 month ago
Hahaha, "I will put the lotion in the basket for you." Oh, Kassem. :)
smp1207 1 month ago
My god, that is the sickest unibrow I've ever seen.
p0k3sMoT42o 1 month ago
Weird hair cut awfuk glasses acne scars and beautiful brown middle eastern features = hot! Get with it kassem.
lanatobasco1224 1 month ago
Dude looks kinda like a mouse.
MOZZBEATZPRODUCTION 1 month ago
That's cause Steve Jobs is dead, that's why apple sucks now and will in the future so hold on to your old shit cuz it's better than any new shit that may come out!!!
hettie1976 1 month ago
Im full Jordanian!! Yeah Buddy!
SanadB1 1 month ago
wow kassems first dumb vid name
spikejr3113jr 1 month ago in playlist More videos from KassemGtwo
he was really self conscious back then..
RyGuyNation 1 month ago
pause at 4:14
SunnyInSpanaway 2 months ago
Kassem! you sag your pants??! now i thought i told you not to do that come home. You need to be taught a lesson.
IAmPinkStars 2 months ago
diuretic to pop? haha you are funny. Diuretic --> pee more, not pop more; that's laxative.
daniiapl 2 months ago
Tobuscus dislikes this.
Rissuffa 3 months ago
dat comic sans
BlueBlackInside 3 months ago
why you comment to deeply btw kassem wolves kick ass
SuperMiami2001 3 months ago
what happend to your hair douch :D
Natuniva 3 months ago in playlist Weitere Videos von KassemGtwo
Ur glasses are badass
ninjarapboy 3 months ago
i came hear because of Nice Peter:)
superjervis 3 months ago 6
Doesn't know how to pronounce anachronism. Haha, Ana- chrome .... ism. FAIL
trappedintheidiotbox 3 months ago
@trappedintheidiotbox
An-a-kruh-niz-im
Hoboinaboxdestroyer 3 months ago
cucumbers LOL "i love the shape of them" of course u do
youtubing9000 3 months ago
Sigh, Kassem is so gorgeous.
latesttrendlibb 3 months ago 8
he ugly
makaveli571 3 months ago
is that jon paula
TheAnimGamer 4 months ago in playlist AsKassem
hes not as douchy back in the day lol
TEDEBAGOS 4 months ago
kassem just a quesytio man are you chiite??muslim!!
badboy8963 4 months ago
If you had a 15 year old daughter, and you found out that she was pregnant with Shane Dawson's baby, what would you do?
TinkerbellStudios1 4 months ago 3
Where is Jon Na?
ribava 4 months ago 50
Haha.love your hair..weird but cute:)
jaceyleong 4 months ago
If ur middle eastern, and u make fun of middle eastern culture, is anyone really offended?
bizzeeboi 4 months ago
My mom walked in while I was watching this vid.. no prob rite.. dressed dude,..
Except the motherfucking title!! I think u guys know the rest.. ;(
bizzeeboi 4 months ago
@bizzeeboi Ouch! i kinda wanna hear the rest,
Dzubur93 4 months ago
OMG i can't believe that KassemG is jordanian 0.0 !!!!
Shamsa33 4 months ago
When Kassem's alone he pretends to be a wolf.
BubbleGumee1 4 months ago 113
@BubbleGumee1 LOL
TheAgnostiic 4 months ago
I just keep replaying 7:44 over because that's my name and I feel so special when Kassem says it(:
JayEmSeeProductions 4 months ago
Are you actually single? :)
VideoShea 4 months ago
@MiguelFHM exactly...he's a jerk
IAmTjay116 4 months ago
its michael123452's debut!
RedTV8888 5 months ago
hell yea, im from jordan too, hala walah!
smokyPR0 5 months ago
i knew you were going to say cucumber, i swear! XDDD!!!
smokyPR0 5 months ago
@smokyPR0 me toooo lmao
misspinkobsession 4 months ago
Kassem G collects STD's
GwanSolo 5 months ago
Of course you love cucumbers.
iBamse 5 months ago
daaammn does an iphone only costs 300 dollars in USA??? In Europe it costs 600euro= 820 dollars
i think i'm going to visit USA :D
TheGiizzou 5 months ago
kassem G come out of the CLOSET!!!!!!
zombiekiller441 5 months ago
Kassem G doesn't have sex. His dick just fucks shit up.
Ruzicore 5 months ago
@Ruzicore no, his nose...
FooeyMcgooey 5 months ago
i think your hair is cute! and so are your glasses. your not hot, but your cute for sure hahah
smile2081 5 months ago
@smile2081 Hey your hair is cute.. but your glasses are retarded.
vincentXXX666 5 months ago
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Are you gay?
MsDylanJH 5 months ago in playlist AsKassem
ur hair giggles:D
peachplum581 5 months ago
iJustine's question was really weird! AND funny, haha.
Kassem for the win!
SometimesIm18 5 months ago
poops
orang3s 5 months ago
who the fuck would dislike kassem? that hurts
CarlyAdele8 6 months ago
U say umm and uhhh alot!! And u look like my brother... O.o
activegirl1087 6 months ago
Change your hair slut.
abazababob 6 months ago
Kassem you should do a California on electric cars.
Cloud999123 6 months ago
Bellam_ wants to know I only choose pretty girls questions for these shows?
*silence*
WIN
way15126 6 months ago
thumbs up for 123 videos
FakeName071 6 months ago
seriously??? did you buy your iPhone for 300 dollars??? i spent 1000!!!
supElina 6 months ago
i lol'd at 5:45-5:51
then fucking died when i realized at 6:00 what you were talking about.
haha thats fucked up
zvillastfrancis20 6 months ago
Terrible song. If your going for that genre why don't you borrow one of Rays 'masterpieces'.
Okhana01 6 months ago
So would you be my boyfriend!
RainbowsandUnacorns 6 months ago
AssKassem :()
Mfhfritz 6 months ago
uuuuhhhh, cucumber's a fruit
JJC7551 6 months ago
It is rude, you were rude... but you're still cool
petrov4o 6 months ago
Congradulations, we all basically just seen Kassems ass.
TheToriAndCiaraShow 6 months ago
he loves the shape of the cumumber? thats a little wierd
10ilovetocheer 6 months ago
you said you wanna do anything else..
will you be my boyfriend?
by the way, love your underwear.
hejmitnavnersarah 7 months ago
look at the weird wrinkles on yur forward
estc23 7 months ago
am i the only one who got the Silence Of The Lambs reference? fuckin hilarious nice touch dude
johhny117 7 months ago
I cant stop watching u show off ur undies xD fuckin hilarous and kinda hot ;DD
Leishlerchikk15 7 months ago
haha if you guys should do street music again i hope you not getting arrested xD
thecatmonster1 7 months ago
damn youre hottt
thecatmonster1 7 months ago
Dude, imagine hooking up with me! We wud have sum reeeal fucked up kids xD puerto rican, egypsian, and jordanian (i probably just fucked up that last one -.-)
Leishlerchikk15 7 months ago
Huuh?! I thought you was a Mexican?
MissNoraF 7 months ago
Kassam is sexy
mmhh14 7 months ago
Georgian? George-n
rockon646 7 months ago
Ehy Kassim ever wonder why you like pooping so much?
gerudokraken 7 months ago
Kassemg has hot sex with Greg Benson
Davidgon100 7 months ago
So very attractive
ThatGamerSucks 7 months ago
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DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAYBY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
fireglant 7 months ago
I LOVE HIS HAIR!!
sierralukzmaster7 7 months ago
6:00 XD lol
Martinez1887 7 months ago
308 has shitd in there with undees
TheAskmeorNOT 7 months ago
Kassem looks sexy all the time. -3
MegannWolfe 7 months ago
you looked cuter a year ago -.-
tzsinger5 7 months ago
@tzsinger5 true...
caliguess 7 months ago
Kassem's a dick for making fun of Michael
MiguelFHM 7 months ago
i think Kaseem and iJustine would be a cute couple (:
xXxNeonPiexXx 7 months ago
HEY HEY HEY HEY! Ijustine is Tobuscus's girlfriend... i think.
But1kicker 7 months ago
stop being so hot :D
hejmitnavnersarah 8 months ago
crack4djs(dot)net/djtfeinz
tyguy0256 8 months ago
Is it weird that I have 3:35 saved as my laptop wallpaper?
RandumbWierdo 8 months ago 3
My name jordan :D
st33lr3mains 8 months ago
CUCUMBERRRS♥ Me toooo(; I love them.
RandumbWierdo 8 months ago
diuretics make you pee...just sayin
Me820694 8 months ago 3
Lady boner...
Schwiiinnng!
delythgriffiths 8 months ago
Fix your gaudy dude
lilveliciousG 8 months ago
Your hoooot.
lolMegxxx 8 months ago
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@michael123425 Love you!
Slabobin 8 months ago
I believe this is when making fun of Kassem for this show was born.
cathuhhran 8 months ago
michael123425
chrlttspncr 8 months ago 4
gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
sasi5151 8 months ago
Why are you so hot Kassem? :)
hejmitnavnersarah 8 months ago 14
OMG ONLY 300 DOLLARS FOR AN IPHONE!!? WHEN IT'S JUST COME OUT?!! OMG IN DENMARK IT'S LIKE 1000 DOLLARS FOR ONE
Saarbe 8 months ago
@Saarbe Ye its really shit price in sweden as well like i can buy one in america and get it sent by a private container for a cheaper price
MyTilted 8 months ago
dude if you got a fedora you would look like bruno mars. not even kidding
CharlotteJamz 8 months ago
i did not laugh at that guy and who ever did is kind of a douche
MrTena420 8 months ago
Kassem, you're a fucking racist. GTFO Youtube
virgoshaka9 8 months ago
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Kassem commented on my video! He actually complimented my video! Check it out for yourself! :)
NoShoesAllowed 8 months ago
Sex with his mom? come on you guys, that's just wrong...
now where was,,oh... Kassem G Has Sex With His DAD
galitach123 8 months ago 136
@galitach123 u suck go hav sex with ur gran paa and ur gran maa
saif477 7 months ago
@saif477
SUCK MY COCK
galitach123 7 months ago
@galitach123 u first
saif477 7 months ago
bad hair, weird glasses? sounds like rwj and kassem are brothers
theDJDeeZee 8 months ago
Oh god, my hand was in my pants in my penis region while kassem was showing his ass. ONLY COINCIDENCE
WhiteSugarFive 8 months ago 3
@WhiteSugarFive thank you for sharing with us
ensour2 8 months ago
@ensour2 any time ho
WhiteSugarFive 8 months ago
I'm half egyptian too!! Other half Turkish I think. Or Jordanian I'm not sure.
eaglezonly 8 months ago
@eaglezonly How do you not know where you are from? :s
ApleSkrutE 8 months ago
isnt lotion in the bucket not the basket lol
ChivasBarcelonaMex 8 months ago
'Whut woud yu du for a clon-dike-buuuuuuur?'
Skitz0frenix 8 months ago
Now I think Kassem is as bangable as any other girl and boy on youtube but you gotta admit the hair/eyebrow combo in this vid is a little startling..
TheIzbean 8 months ago
damn i knew you looked egyptian! I'm half egyptian to! that's awsome
NoNoobShit 8 months ago
Are you gay? LOL
Koruptt447 8 months ago
Kassem G the clown molester
xHunterrx9 8 months ago
i was drinking juice then u said "looks like u have some1 in your basement" while i was swallowing and now i have to burp :C
itsChrisLife 8 months ago
Have sex with me.
VideoShea 8 months ago 10
@VideoShea Checked channel. 18. Legit. Do it Kassem.
DelbyC 4 months ago
The fact that that guy watches your channel is enough to make me stop...
SalientCommonSense 8 months ago
Kassem, are you single? XD
ILoveShaneDawson57 8 months ago 68
i think that if you don't want to do jazzy because it hurts you people shouldnt be so pissed off about it.. because obviously you dont have to do what they want you to if it harms you. i love you kassem.
krysti319 9 months ago
Is Michael single?
gettingserious101 9 months ago 2
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Kassem. your fucking awsome :D
Katherineeeee4 9 months ago
Kassem. your fucking awsome :D
Katherineeeee4 9 months ago
Is he gay??..lol jk ur hilarious
khanmuzamil31 9 months ago
Looks like gok wan.
Tiatt123 9 months ago
Love you're humor (:
KiplingHart 9 months ago
kassem g looks like a lesbian
swergs 9 months ago
this was uploaded on my birthday!!
twovideofreaks 10 months ago
those 301 people are douche bags
TheAwesomeJassim 10 months ago
youve got nice glasses!
dahhlingLCx24 10 months ago
Haha video respond answer!
Hamnsteedt23 10 months ago
you should paint an eye on your eyelid and that will solve your problem and make it even funnier !
Costinesuper 10 months ago
Kassem G string
morzloks 10 months ago
Kassem G impregnated my dog.
DrPerki 10 months ago
This is waaaaaaaay funnier than that hyperactive shit.
SwaggahDontStop 10 months ago
kassem g causes mass impotence
zmankins159 10 months ago 2
Lotion in the basket? Awesome reference :D
MelvinAramisMartinez 10 months ago
Im in this video ;)
TheySeeMeCampin 10 months ago
California on Jordan
didioto123 10 months ago
@didioto123 fail !
Jonkata89 10 months ago