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  • 4:03

  • 6:23 human centipede

  • How do you get new maps like this one?

  • @heliman121 You have the demo, you can download the full version but you need to buy a code, you can look up on you tube for free codes :)

  • I actually laughed so hard from this I popped the hardest bonner and now it hurts like a bitcchh but I still can't stop laughing.

  • the sumo guys are drunk off their ass

  • the first time i watched this i was beyond stoned, and i have never laughed harder in my entire life and dont think i ever will. cr1tikal you're the best youtuber ever.

  • I need to where a diaper when watching these videos so I don't have to worry about pissing myself... Again

  • cr1tikal u r so funny

  • 111 people are mesmerized by this blue Christmas presents @ss

  • Hi

  • This is me when I tried to rollerskate for the first time.

  • 7:02 LMFAO

  • OH MY GOD! TEARS! TEARS OF LAUGHTER!

  • Best GAME ever XD

  • I love how I search "gameplay and commentary", and the whole list is made up of Cr1tikal. Check my channel? ^^

  • dude i got the full game and it is AMAZING.

  • @ItsChadIRL Do you have to pay for the full game?

  • @Legion560 YouTube it. Once you download it the video's description will have a key code to access the full version. It's delicious.

  • xD ''Whow hold on speed Racer''

  • flying nipples

  • The video

  • I started crying at 1:40

  • I warned you about stairs, bro. I told you, dog.

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  • Sorry, I am pissing myself here xD This is absolutely fucking GENIUS!

  • lmao at 1:18 holy shit that is determination!

  • i know what penguinz0 looks like hehehe

  • your voice reminds me of Yogi Bear....I have no fucking idea why.

    Great video though, very funny.

  • Flying nipples!!!!! lmfao

  • my favorite part is... i don't know. :/

  • 1:45-2:02 LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this game when I watch it, I hate it when I play!!

  • 4:06 LOL

  • Special ed fighters

  • Play the better more complicated version Toribash its free!

  • no table can stop him >.<

    

  • yo does anyone know how to get dis game

  • The fuck kind of game is this?!

  • funniest videos ever on youtube at 4:06 i was laughing so hard hahahahaha

  • "If I had a nickel for every time I heard that I'd be a naked man."

    So…. what…?

  • bitch haveing an spaz attack in kitchen

  • Watching Cr1tkal videos = 600 hours of exersise

  • lol lol lol lol

  • Flying nippless!

  • Lmfaooooo YEAH. gettin funky with myself.

  • HOLLY SHIT.... KIDDYLAND

  • Lmao peeing!

  • at the menu down right corner

    you can see it says "Tested on animals" WTF?

  • @betino999 tested on *party animals :]

  • Where can I find this game?

  • Hard Mode: Watch this while drinking something.

  • Plz tell me the name of that game! Your so funny

  • "Come on you flabby piece of jello"... 9:40

  • 8:17 NIPPLE.... the journeys over

  • Laughing The Whole Time

  • See. It's funny because I watched the whole thing. 

  • Game on! What the fuck just happened? I just went soaring eagle over the wall. And lost.

  • "I have something special for his ass. SHIT!"- penguinz0

  • "Yeah getting funky with myself"

  • FLYING NIPLE!!!!!!

  • Game on!

    What the fuck just happened?!

  • Cr1tikal Is Awesome!

  • When you are upset, Cr1tikal is the antidote.

  • you dont go and start pushing, you wait for the comp to get real close then you start pushing when hes starts

  • HILARIOUS

  • Lol I died

  • "wow the human shit has his face penetrating the blue man's asshole

  • i died at 4:06 HAHAHAHAHA

  • @jimmygee5 me to

  • EAGLE SOAR

    omg im laffing so hard!

  • WHAT AM I WATCHER

  • You probably won't read this Cr1tikal but you have the best videos on the whole of youtube. Not a single one has failed to make me teeter on the edge of pissing myself. Please keep them coming

  • "yeah gettin funky with myself"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Can some1 help me I got sumorti and im laggy as a pile of shit what do I do?

  • @dontshootmydik Actually, he just started a partnership with youtube(ads and shit before the video) and he is going to give the money he makes to charity.

  • I was wrong to eat food while watching this...

  • I fucking died lmaoooooo xD

  • Lmfao! I cried!

  • Lmao, "My nose is extremely runny.  Feels like a dwarf is pissing out of it."

  • i dare you to keep a straight face.

  • This is the Funnest video I'v ever seen

  • my favorite Cr1TiCaL video so far

  • Doesn't Youtube give you money if your video gets more than a million views or something?

  • @ninjameng No. He chooses not to, but in order to get money from Youtube you have to be a Youtube partner and to get Youtube partner you need to have over 30 videos I believe. Or atleast it used to be like that, im not sure if it still is, but thats how it used to be. So hes more than qualified to get money from Youtube, but he has a video labled "Charity" explaining why he doesnt want the money. It all has to do with advertisements and crap like that but he wants to do it for charity

  • I got somethin special 4 his ass SHIT!

  • the human shit. LMFAO

  • Im so glad i subbed.

  • Hilarios

  • hows my fooot taste lmao

  • Looks like QWOP has a 3-d version

  • When I heard "Yeah flying nipples!" I died.

  • transcribe audio: aflac, sexual intercourse congress

  • i just ran through every room in my house shitting! ... hey penguinz0 you ever try transcribe audio give it a shot!

  • I'm waiting for an online game company to make a contract with this guy where they make impossible games and he commentates on them.

  • Oh god, i laughed so hard my balls hurt, i cant fucking breath

  • i laughed so hard i cried :) omg!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA Just shit myself laughing

  • 4:07 FUS RO DAH!!!!

  • This is the best of all of his videos. who agrees? ROFLLLL

  • 9:26

    That was it, I totally fuckin lost it hahahahaha XD was laughing for like 5 mins straight lol

  • TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO! XD

  • I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO 8^Y

    I TOLD YOU DOG

  • I just shit my pants for the 3rd time :(

  • Ever single thing you said during the four player "fight" was hilarious.

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  • this guy's video always has the best top comments

  • you are the funniest man on the planet. i had to pause the video because i was laughing so hard i thought i was gonna have a heart attack or something.

  • I started off watching this video with a plain white tshirt and a full glass of coke. By the time i finished it my tshirt magically turned brown and my glass was empty...

  • 4:05 I must go, My people need me

  • Is this a computer game?

  • I don't think I'll survive playing this game.

  • this guy is soo cool

  • the white man loves u

  • how do u download this

  • How do i make it so if im playing and we go down i make it so neither one of us win the round because i watch videos people fall down but still can get up i want it to be like that if i do it whoever goes down theres a winner

  • Amazing commentaror(ing)

  • 2:48 I thought you were warned about the stairs bro

  • @sketchbookMonster i told you dawg

  • head over dick down the stairs i am CRYING lol

  • " If I had a nickel for every time I heard that I'd be a naked man"

  • @chocolateeatsyou Omg. As soon as he said that I looked down and read it at the exact same time he was saying it! haha!

  • You sir, are hilarious.

  • i didnt see any women in that kitchen

  • Subscribed IMMEDIATELY.

  • If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that I'd be a naked man.

  • You have made my day. Yes. 3

  • I really am crying, I am laughing so hard.

  • "NO TABLE CAN STOP ME YEA!' *headslam*

  • XD this is a QWOP fighting game!

  • WHAT KIND OF WALL BREAKS THAT EASILY

  • "is there no end to his jurisdiction?" XD

  • 8:57 to 9:43 the grey guy cant stand up worth a damn!

  • 2:57 i spit my milkshake all over my computer screen LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • "You jizz covered piece of box fuck?" Fucking lost it.

  • "and this guy can't make it over here....as if he's..mesmerized by the beauty of this blue Christmas presents ass"

    my favorite Cr1TiKaL quote! XD

  • "You think the fights over? You jizz covered piece of box fuck." oh god a year later and i still laugh my ass off on that line xD

  • ohhh god, best fucking video on youtube EVER!!! i laughed continuerly throughout the entrie video!!!!

  • lol I JUST WENT SOARING EAGLE OVER THE WALL AND LOST! i couldn't stop laughing

  • The characters reminds me of Minecraft. o.o

  • Drunk Zombie PMSL1

  • FLYING NIPPLES!

  • im crying

  • anyone else notice when he says "king of the hill bitch" the blue guy fist pumps?

  • GAME ON! WTF?!

  • I am dying of asphyxiation right now. But I don't want to stop.

  • Can I have your babies?

  • "It's like trying to control a...drunk zombie." XD LMFAO

  • I had to keep pausing this to recover :')

  • laughed my ass off when you got stuck.

  • RAGE QUIT!!!

    

  • Soaring Eagle!!!

    

  • is this game on the pc and free?

    

  • LMAO !!!!!

  • Tried so hard to suppress my laughter... But I have literally never laughed harder in my life.

  • @royisabau5

    ME NEITHER XD

    This was well worth almost 10 minutes of my life xD

  • You jizz-covered piece of box f*ck!

  • i was so uneducated on the greatness of nipples untill i watch his videos

  • LIKE IF YOU THINK ITS A RIPOFF OF TORIBASH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Holy Shit i almost died of laughter...i was fat and now i have an 8 pack of abs bec i laughed so much!!!!

  • Yeah where?

  • Where can this game be found?

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • this is why i subed

  • i cant stop laughing....!

  • Make another. Please. I can't fucking breathe.

  • damn quotes in the top comments always ruin the fun

  • @tav095 then why don't you watch the video before scrolling down?

  • @creaphoenix cuz they're right there, on the top, I don't have to scroll and it's kinda difficult to convince my eyes not to go down a little, so I read the comments by accident and ahh... oh well when he gets to the part mentioned in the top comments the fun is a little taken away..

  • I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING

    

  • I loled so hard!

  • YYYYEAAAA FLYING NIPPLES!

  • Love you man your hilarious keep it up!:)