My Weighted Companion Cube Stabbed Me!

[Hangmanl]

Wait, sorry. Just saw that someone said the same thing. :T IGNORE MY LAST COMMENT!

[Hangmanl]

The Enrichment Center remind you that it will never THREATEN to stab you, nothing about actually stabbing you. If I can remember right...

[FishlipsMalone]

DOUCHEBAG ACTION FTW!!!! too many jokes about the companion cube here -_-

[AydenMize]

That wasn't really a stab.More like getting Teabagged by the Companion Cube.

[suspensewriter2009]

GLaDOS said it would never THREATEN to Stab you.

She didn't say it would never straight up Stab you...

[TheWogboy4lyf]

@suspensewriter2009 Get your own comments. And go deapthroat a chainsaw while your at it.

[TheRedSuchomimus]

THAHT CUBE BE SAPPIN MAH SENTREH

[scott110699]

IT FELL ON YOU! THAT WAS NOT A STAB!!!

[TheKcyankees]

@scott110699 really?

[Marioman969]

it will never THREATEN to stab you

[ibpwngckc]

XD

[Danirocks1221]

so.... you turned out like rattman ;D anyone.... no-one... v.v

[LfromGaiaonline]

The Aperture Science Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, but, will stab you.

[PFailure]

THE CUBE IS A LIE!

[BanditOfBandwidth]

The Cake is a Lie and the Cube is a Spy

[kingofpuffles]

i agree with below XD

[Icydragon3D]

Ah, but it never THREATENED to stab you.

[dragonOllie15]

Rule 1: The GLaDOS lies

[progamer63]

in the words of the sniper "stab stab stab"

[legoclockfreak710]

no they said it would never THREATEN to stab you... which means that it would stab you without warning!!!

[46milleja]

wow.....you are stupid anyone could of done that XD

[Soundwave176]

lol

[Chinelin]

When Glados said Chell was unlikeable, she REALLY meant it

[SUICIDALthe1ST]

It didn't stab you... it fell on you because you either purposely dropped the cube on yourself, or you're that much of a child.

[froakentoken3]

@jeffargh O__________________________O so much for it never threatening to stab you infact never speaking at all

[air5hocker15]

Why companion cube...why(crying)

[acau77]

He will never threaten to sta- OUUUCH!

What was that?

Oh, he stabbed you?

L. O. L.

[Niker107]

Dumbass...

[RedDeedle]

It will never THREATEN to stab you they never said it wont.

[RedstoneWired]

No, you just stabbed yourself with the Companion Cube, therefor your law suit is invalid.

[Abraxisvirus]

lol

[HKJeffer]

That cube is a Spy.

[usavictor1]

@daniwan3000 i hate you

[anthyman1]

She only said it wouldn't THREATEN to stab you. She never said it wouldn't stab you.

[Ringthehedgehog]

GLaDOS: i only said that the cube wouldn't THREATEN to stab you. hahahahahahahahaha

[DKeskiN]

That cube is a spy!

[Missmadammozart]

they never said anything about bludgening

[lolorainga]

XD

[appleobsessed1]

Looks like your love for the companion cube *puts on sunglasses*, was just a crush. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[daniwan3000]

@appleobsessed1 Fag.

[appleobsessed1]

@daniwan3000 What the hell? Get a life...

[daniwan3000]

@appleobsessed1 The faggots who make that shitty ass comment all the fuck over youtube should get a life. That includes you, bitch.

[appleobsessed1]

@daniwan3000 Wow, you are really stupid, all I did was make a comment. Did I offend you in any way? Seriously, people like you suck. (Cussing at everyone, needing to GET A LIFE, trolling people just because they feel like it). Seriously, all I did was make a comment. And you have to freak out. Just leave YouTube if you can't get over your annoying pet peeves.

[daniwan3000]

@appleobsessed1 You will be baked, and then there will be cake.

[appleobsessed1]

@daniwan3000 Now THATS a good insult. :P

[daniwan3000]

@appleobsessed1 :3

[fkagahsdfs]

@daniwan3000 obvious troll is obvious

[Harpomarx1459]

LMAO



[Golemoid]

Did he die?

[MadeInsanityFun]

... it CRUSHED you not stabbing you.

[loganohio821]

call it spy companion the cube

[loganohio821]

you did that with portals not the cube by its self

[gretschbriansetzer]

i bet he is still laying on your dead body crying to the infinity. :'(

[1001virus1001]

so you guys finily broke up..

[SnootsDwagon]

Misleading title, and well... you didn't see that result coming? ; )

[Gegeratsu]

@SnootsDwagon The title isn't misleading, it's born off of a quote earlier in the game, and the Companion Cube murdering Chell was intentional.

[TKillerFish]

The cube is a spy!

[54AgeOfRogue54]

just cause she said something about stabbing doesnt meant the companion cube couldnt crush you

[E3kHatena]

The Aperture Sciene Enrichment Center reminds you that, although we said the Weighted Companion Cube would never threaten to stab you, we never said that it was capable of doing so,

[MrFavorite01]

I think Portal is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes patrols and doesn't afraid of anything.

[hirarachan]

@MrFavorite01 actually, in Portal and Portal 2, you play as an adult woman named Chell

[MrFavorite01]

@hirarachan I know, it's a joke. It's a pretty old running meme.

[jdelphy]

0:06  give me a hig 0:07 ah all asked for is a hug

[WawaKun]

Disloyal Cube.

[dees149]

lolololololololololololol



[Neopets2213]

Silly cube! *smiles warmly* I told you not to stab people! *shakes head*I'm so sorry... I haven't trained him not to stab people yet... Anyways... I'll be going with my crispy companion cube! Ahaha! 'Kay.

[FinalFormLXVII]

....didnt even fuckin stab you

[gummiosten]

@FinalFormLXVII Yeah it did, but not literally. It backstabbed her as in, turned its back on her and murdered her.

[FinalFormLXVII]

@gummiosten ah. well when i think about backstab i think literally stabbing you in the back with a knife

[gummiosten]

@FinalFormLXVII ... I kinda figured that out myself... No offense intended.

[FinalFormLXVII]

@gummiosten meh.

[shadowofzanix]

Yay!

[destinyjadeleaf]

My dear Weighted Companion Cube, it's called Aperture Science, not Acupuncture Science...*takes out giant needle from shoulder* By the way, OWW. To the incinerator you go, FRIEND. I hope you find cake there, compadre. 

[iceass01]

It fell down on you..

That cube, why is it so special?...

[RCT3rox]

it stabbed you...

it didn't threaten to stab you

[SaphieKitsu]

Technically it just fell on you... It didn't really stab you, per se.

[Mario60665]

Chell: OMG, are you serious? I can't bring you with me? I don't believe it! :( well, let me just use you on a last experiment a last time before saying farewell. *places portals and gets stabbed*

OW! WTF is your problem? FUCK YOU! *throws cube into fire*

[invaderzimfan97]

please remember that our aperature science weighted companion cube will kill you

thats what GLaDOS will say now

[BlockyCuzco]

OUCH. That's gotta hurt!

[ricc2154]

Too many kids are commenting on this video.

[MichaelChin1994]

I like how the cube just stares at your corpse so happily ^_^

[brendanr11]

someones overreacting...

[brendanr11]

someone overreacting...

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@iunrealxhd Shut it asshat i beat both games and i was making a joke

[minecraftisawesome3]

It didn't stab you silly, you simply died of hugging, it hugged you to death, why do you think anything less of the companion cube, it's so amazing

Idea, what if companion cube meet Nyan cat...

*dies at the thought

[Landmark356]

"YEAH YOU GUYS LIKE GETTIN' THE CUBE ON YOUR FACE! PWNED!"

[HowPettyful]

Mine did that too

[MorganMoe123]

hahaha its called a "weighted" cube for a reason :P

[lanejane131]

i could do that it dosent stab u it falls on u wat is this

[1151GRiffin]

no it didnt. ur just a dumbass suicide

[harrypotter4059]

when you use glados.biringa.com monster sounds like munster

[vaguelyhumanoid]

They didn't say anything about bludgeoning.

[jnaruto247]

HAHAHA amazing video

[posidon100]

i thought GlaDOS said it wouldnt stab me! *Starts crying*

[409MadHatter]

yea, the weighted companion cube fell on you, it so stabbed you.

[bonesboy367]

@409MadHatter who said that it diden't pull out a knife whale falling

[Coolrx24]

@bonesboy367 Obvisously he does...

[wontmakeorbreakme]

@bonesboy367 Hell never know, kinda like the way Chell's falling and she just goes "HAHA! NOT SO FAST GLaDOS!!" Then whips out her Portal Gun, shoots a portal onto the ground outside Aperture Science, goes back inside, does a double fling outside and SURVIVES!!! That would be hard as Hell but still epic as an ending

[AXELkh2ismine]

XDDDDD

[Ball4184]

headshot

[FthFpsGamer97]

DA CUBE IS A SPAH

[PeterJHYT]

"(The weighted companion cube) will never threaten to stab you."

Huh, they should have made it stab you in the real game. Would have been interesting.

[googledude23]

You're an idiot....it was your fault. The companion cube is a perfect being

[Drybones01]

sounds painful

[AsianManGV3]

Space :)

[superjoe216]

Oh fuckin hell...

[KenAndEthan]

Be careful

It has sharp edges

:)

[Gegeratsu]

:O alot of this people like FirinXMahXLAZAHXfan and theLAfilms99 can't take a joke :O

[EarleyKJE]

BONK!

[firinXMahXLAZAHXfan]

nooooooooOOOOOOOOO... you dropped on urself like a dumass -_-

[ToaFeliax]

oh god, since i killed GLaDOS i read every comment on her voice

[Vyran]

Who needs enemies, right?

[iRuvHateMair]

it didn't and it will never stab you, you unlikeable murderer.

It cleaved you...

[TheTurnipKing]

You are why GLaDOS had to invent edgeless safety cubes.

[1324jacobrunyan74]

@TheTurnipKing That was because they ran out of test subjects and had to use babies, they needed baby proof cubes, new idea, spheres

[TheJelly34]

@TheTurnipKing lol 69.

[TheLAFilms99]

Actually Crushed you... And what the hell you tried to make?????

[Toogorax]

That companion cube is a SPY!!!

[mychal513]

the first time GlaDOS said that it would never threaten to stab me I just got afraid of the thing

[BigDandfriends]

* adjusts tie and walks away calmly*

[NFLBOLT]

Looks like your love for the companion cube...*puts on sunglasses* Was just a crush.

[misterlizard97]

@NFLBOLT fail

[DanaTwila]

@NFLBOLT yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa lolz

[DjSugarKitty95]

@NFLBOLT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[AmericnOsttle10]

@NFLBOLT you forgot the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[a2real2original2name]

@NFLBOLT TADADA TADADA TADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheAnnoyingUnicorn]

@NFLBOLT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H !

[FixMyAutos]

@NFLBOLT lmao

[suspensewriter2009]

@NFLBOLT YYEEEAAAHHH!!!!

[liles65]

@NFLBOLT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[wiifan091]

@NFLBOLT yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

@NFLBOLT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHES!

[DirtyShots47]

@NFLBOLT <3 cant have a better comment!

[Babelfish112]

@NFLBOLT LMAO

[friendlybacon]

@NFLBOLT YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!

[brokenboy27]

@NFLBOLT YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[GmanIsMe100]

@NFLBOLT

i swear i will take sunglasses away and give you people glasses

[DrPrice1968]

@NFLBOLT YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJedimanman123]

This inspired ubisoft to make Assasin's cake

[Bonzeye44]

You know what my teacher says about assuming......... It makes an ass out of you and me :D

[LondierX]

@Bonzeye44 strange, that's what my teach says too.

[roelloos1]

he tried to hug you XD

[splinter1619]

the cube is a SPY!

[Cody0155]

THIS......IS......APERTURE!!!!­

[Martinntoxx]

GlaDOS said that the cube would never threaten to stab you,but she didn't say it wouldn't stab you.

[Babelfish112]

@Martinntoxx LMAO

[Anthrax80m8]

my compnion cube will never leave me.

it has no legs. :D

[AnimeVocaloidGirl]

It just wanted some cake..

[techdecklover253]

You: Lets see if my companion cube can go through the portals infinitely!

You: * shoots portals *

You: * puts the cube through the portals *

Cube: DIE BITCH!

You: Ah shit...

Cube: * smashes you in the head *

[emilysgotcurls]

You've failed me, cube...

[AstralPossibilities]

That was no stab...

That was a squeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

[CloudLevi]

Hey, hey, she said it would never -threaten- to stab you. She didn't say anything about not stabbing you. That's what you get for assuming amidst implication.

[rockmn24]

The companion cube is a spy!!!!!

[RadioZombieX]

it stabbed you

[orange24ist]

NO! IT IS NOT TRUE!! COMPANION CUBE IS A HERO!! A HERO I TELL YOU!! HE WAS REPLACED!

[randomstuff7942]

my companion cube actually DID stab me once, in the back. only it didn't kill me :D

[pistachiopeanuts]

@randomstuff7942 so you're still alive?

[raykrislianggi]

"The Weighted Companion Cube will not threaten to stab you and in fact, cannot speak."

The information is a lie.... XD

[randomstuff7942]

@raykrislianggi she said it will not THREATEN to stab you, that won't mean that it wont

[mespirtlol]

that was yust phys kill no stabbing

but still every body love companion cube

[EpicMystic0Magic]

That Companion Cube is a spy!

[smallfire321]

It didn't stab you...  You made it fall on your head.

(Now you're thinking with po-- *SPLAT*)

[KiteNamikaze]

Companion cube: I was never really on your side...

[zeldadude9000]

@KiteNamikaze (real?)Companion Cube:YOU KILL MY TWIN BRO!!! (kills Chell) :D i'm happy now!

[weasfc]

no you stabed your self with a weighted companion cube 

[SolarShadic]

Dude, it didn't stab you. You dropped it on yourself...

[acouragefann]

@SolarShadic ...YOU DONT SAY....

[ZombieTurtle2]

He did it with love.

[picklesandgravy1]

GLaDOS said it would not THREATEN to stab you. I just will.

[8dac8tv]

Companion Cube: Thank you, but I wasn't really on your side. *smack*

[migthegreek]

Cake lie soviet russia meme

[Jamanprince]

Companion Cube didn't stab you, it was just natural selection doing it's work :)