White Rapper Wins Rap Battle BEST PUNCHLINE!!!

[dustynutz406]

if he really made it up. mad props man

[idostuff1up]

whats the point of posting a video thats 15 seconds long when 10 seconds of it is: "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!" ?

[dougransley]

White Rapper Wins Rap Battle...against white kid

[fidelmercedes]

because u not fly,

i think im gonna die,

click pow, another suaside

[harperboii2k7]

lol ^^ black people

Call us retarded but according to Dr Watson (discovered the molecular structure of DNA) black people are less intelligent than white people.

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@harperboii2k7 scientifically proven dude !

[Thunderbolt210]

that was ok, it wasn't that crazy of a line thou

[LowClassMillionaire]

your probably not gonna read this but fuck it! here we go anyways I'm a rapper from georgia and i don't have money to blow on fancy music videos or money to hit the studio! if i did i wouldn't ask you this but if you give me a chance and check out my channel i promise you won't be disappointed hip hop needs another white rapper to change the game! so check out my channel subscribe if you would like let me know what you think about my music! and god bless! THUMBS UP GETS ME CLOSER TO MY DREAM!!

[Locrian4]

So hard to freestyle lyrics you already wrote down. Go watch some of Eminem's freestlyed shit if you want genius. This is a joke this nerd came up with hours or days or weeks or months before this shit.

[waldomademedoit]

Any reference to your dad pulling out, using a condom, or your mom using birth control, getting her tubes tied, or getting an abortion, etc should be banned from battle rapping. It's like popular rap music a couple years ago when every idiot had a rhyme about "going to clubs" and "riding on dubs".

[EphemeralSaint]

Anyone who actually watches battle rap sees better punches than this every battle

[MrNumber80]

who brought out the 15 year old sandwich to record this

[meldon100]

recorded with a shoe

[fidelmercedes]

how often do u see that?

[stickyickytoker]

this was gay as fuck

[TMorganTheNinja]

thats asher roth

[Casetopfloor]

check my rap and vid!1 month of writing and 197 hrs of editing "TSUNAMI"

[Garrettguy5]

Wasn't THAT good...

[DephxxN9ne]

gay on gay crime

[BESTmusicinamerica]

My punchlines are better. Go to my channel. I'll give you a sample. " These dogs get boned i'ma take em the pound too. Search "Jack Wang Swag" or go to my channel. Best music in america.

[225740amaury]

@BESTmusicinamerica ur shit was so deep, god wouldnt even dare to dive into it..u blew my fucking mind with that

[BESTmusicinamerica]

@225740amaury Dat sarcasm :'(

[MrReman23]

"If it's you and I/then it's suicide/God damn dude your mom shoulda had her tubes tied" -OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[d0zi7]

that shit makes me embarrassed to be half white

[CJxFLO]

that sucked

[Twentyfose7en]

big deal,that aint no knock out punch nigga ..

[BanedaButcha]

only ah ginger lol

[10fingerlimit]

nuthin special...

[JideMic15]

To all the dumbasses who can't figure it out... the line is WRITTEN in the DESCRIPTION!? damn there are some moron's living in our midst!

[JideMic15]

@JideMic15 and the good part is whoever thought this was the best line ever can go eat cow shit

[bizonmaciej]

i dont even get it.. if its you and i... is he saying hes having a threesome with the other guys mom

[BeholdTheReign]

@bizonmaciej I think what he meant is that if those are battling, battling him would be the same as suicide because his skill is unmatched and it would have been better if he was never born. But that wouldn't be a true statement because if that's the best line ever then MC's such as Eminem, Proof, Tupac, and Biggie were less than mediocre making this kid the greatest which definitely he is not.

[syphlect]

really? this is considered a ''best punchline'' ? the way you wrote the title ''White Rapper Wins Rap Battle BEST PUNCHLINE!!!'' makes you think this video is a good quality rap battle video where a REAL punchline can be heard, and this is what I get? two white suburban wigger boys battling? go watch grindtimenow if u want real punchlines

[MyMomIsTheILL]

My mom has some good lines... check it out on my profile, a soccer mom in a cypher, LOL.

[waxon0waxoff]

So he's committing suicide...he will automatically lose the battle. Therefore making the opponent the winner. :/

[twistedschism716]

I really don't even know where to begin with any of that

I guess I could sum it up by saying a retard spit a retarded line the fucking retarded crowd loved it a retard posted it

white people

I don't know what hitler saw in you

[rollindafatty818]

@twistedschism716 hahahahaha PLUS it was most likely a WRITTEN line that he was saving..

[DJAPK]

@twistedschism716 wow youre cool

[twistedschism716]

@DJAPK awww I guess I offended a true fan :(

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 NIGGERS I DONT SEE WHY WE EVER LET YOU FREE YOU INFERIOR DOG

[twistedschism716]

@LickMahhBELLEH FAIL !!! I'm not black

for a race that has allegedly scientifically proven mental superiority why are you and the kids in this video so fucking dumb ?

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716

just the minority of us are dumb as the majority (95%) of blacks have an end of school D- GRADE

where as whites on avarage have a A-

asianB+ So if i offended you im sorry but why offend us and not expect anything back dude ?

not cool

[twistedschism716]

@LickMahhBELLEH first off I never said anything offensive about whites I said I didn't understand what hitler saw in you

secondly Im not offended because you said nigger because like I said I'm not black

thirdly theres no way I'm buying that on average whites are doing better than asians in school

one look at the deep south and its clear the white race is regressing not progressing

your race is also responsible for some of the worst atrocities known to man so I'm not sure what your so proud of

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 i agree but surveys show that as proof

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 also i am not an american dog no way I hate americans for things like hiroshima

why do you hate whites if we are anti racists why post up a comment that even though you may not intend

it to offend us whites it will, but one of hitlers troops were in FACT the equivelent to 10 US officers also for that day and age they invented the first and best tank ever made so that is what they saw in us :D

[twistedschism716]

@LickMahhBELLEH for someone who's supposed to be smarter than the rest that sure was a garbled jumbled up statement

Tanks were invented in WWI not WWII and hitlers troops couldve been 100 times better than the allies and it still wouldnt have mattered because they were losing a war on both fronts, had the americans failed the russians still would have taken revenge

dont forget america saved you tea drinkers from speakin german because you were to weak to defend yourselves so show some respect

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 ...Sushi Eaters! Where Are you from

[twistedschism716]

@LickMahhBELLEH I'm from the best country on the globe bar none

The good ol US of A

and hiroshima would never had happened had the japs left us alone but they bombed pearl harbor

so go ahead and hate us your anger sustains my hunger whitey

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 aaah so you are in a white founded country founded by italians yet you dont like whites

Thats...Odd

[twistedschism716]

@LickMahhBELLEH Founded by Italians huh LMAO

contrary to what you believe columbus didnt land in america

this country was founded by brits who eventually got beat back to great brittain in the revolutionary war

and before the white man came this land belonged to the Native Indians

I dont dislike whites I do however like to watch you embarras yourselves like the retards in this video and you with your comments

Done Yet Chalky ?

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 that is a myth proven

[LickMahhBELLEH]

@twistedschism716 if you like whites why are you insulting us ?

Slit eyed twat !

[TheZezeiron]

@twistedschism716 FUCK YOU.

[LikesDrThompson]

@twistedschism716 you sound like hitler with a comment like that

[shamrock262]

@twistedschism716 Where you begin with any of that is by shutting your bigot ass the fuck up. You wouldn't say anything remotely (I'm sorry, is that too big a word for you) close to that to a white person or anyone else for that matter. So keep hiding behind these little YouTube videos pussy.

[twistedschism716]

@shamrock262 nobodys a bigot calm down there billy bad ass

I have the right to express my distaste for those who ruin the reputation of frestyle rap any way I choose

[nvera12]

where is this, southside philidelphia?

[tomgreen95]

what was the punchline the quality is pish

[Louisianabad]

"i fuck around and slaughter you, make ya mama wish that her fat ass aborted you" ~ 8 Mile

[HailCostanza]

You go gay baby, work that crib!

[EmInEmFaN80]

could you write the line? i didn't quite understand that

[MurphGiovanni]

@EmInEmFaN80 he said...''if it's you and i...then it's suicide...damn, dude...your mom should've had tubes tied" not great, not bad...decent punchline for a freestyle battle

[EmInEmFaN80]

@MurphGiovanni damn that's not the"best" punchline...but thanks ;D

[Letstravelbackintime]

that was a pretty good punchline....but its not the best punchline dude....FAR OFF from it

[connorlange123]

That sucked dick

[odhodhodhodh]

checkout my video's

i got punchlines too lol

[plech09]

sick

[NYballer11725]

ur mom shud of what?

[ews850]

@NYballer11725 not gone to New York to buy heroine and then have sex with a homeless man and have you? i think thats what he said

[MurphGiovanni]

@NYballer11725 "HAD TUBES TIED" fuck, it's not that hard to hear

[PowerpuffCream]

lOOKS LIKE USHER ROTH..ANYWAY BEST FREESTYLE ASHER ROOTH ON XXL

[JasonViens23]

that is a common punchline heard it a million times

[MatterMadeMusic]

is that Asher Roth? hahahaha

[lilsoccerkid120]

lol he got that off the show street battle

[VitalSigns1]

Tubecide?? Is that what he said?? What the hell is so great about that?? It's fucking stupid if you ask me. I hate white people trying to act black. This kid is a piece of garbage. 

[bacon03]

@VitalSigns1 he said tubes tied dumbass

[WeLsHIKiiLLeR1]

@VitalSigns1 You think hes black,man whats up with that

[TheMRdonavanC]

@VitalSigns1 wow tubes tied shows how mature you are cant even read the description

[Xx44killerxX]

@VitalSigns1 tubes tied u racist cocsucker

[MurphGiovanni]

@VitalSigns1 lol you moron, what the fuck is'tubecide'....HE SAID "TUBES TIED"...and then you criticize the punchline after misunderstanding it LOL...wow...seriously, wow....you are one stupid motherfucker...the punchline wasn't anything great anyway...but to RECAP, here is why you are stupid 1) THE PUNCHLINE IS WRITTEN IN THE DESCRIPTION AND THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU STUPID, DEAF MOTHERFUCKERS, TOO 2) not every white person who raps is trying to be black

[VitalSigns1]

@MurphGiovanni Go eat out of a trash can you stupid fucking bozo

[MurphGiovanni]

@VitalSigns1 how can you call me stupid when you misunderstood the punchline...invented some fake word...and then criticized it...LOL your whore mother should've left you in a damn 'trash can' and did the world a big favor, retard

[MurphGiovanni]

@VitalSigns1 how can you call me stupid when you misunderstood the punchline...invented some fake word...and then criticized it...LOL your whore mother should've left you in a damn 'trash can' and did the world a big favor, retard 

[MurphGiovanni]

@VitalSigns1 how can you call me stupid when you misunderstood the punchline...invented some fake word...and then criticized it...LOL your whore mother should've left you in a damn 'trash can' and did the world a big favor, retard

[VitalSigns1]

@MurphGiovanni Go gargle with rogaine you dummy

[matanuska10]

asher roth vs even stevens?

[johnnysoofresh]

ISNT THAT ASHER ROTH LOL

[StutterinG123]

nothin even impressive lol

[OziiBeats]

big l's worst punchline it's better than this. his name should be big punchLine.xD

[trollingandlolling]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH ive heard better. 

[hawk12399]

you fucked my mother? you never scored

but your mother gives more head than dianna did to her dash bored

[whaddefuxx]

@hawk12399 Dnt steal pro greens bars.

[crazybassplayerdude]

not that great

[mofia]

2 white rappers

of course a white rapper wins lol

[videoboy4444]

@mofia Wavy Boys- Dropping Bombs check it out

[murdaman2]

@mofia thats why eminem is the best rapper ever and oh gues what hes "white". talk some more shit talentless fuck.

[noblew357]

@cessnan96 looks like em

[jamesskeetskeet]

this movie sucked donkey dick

[bigman32193]

you-n-i....su-i-cide....TUBES-­TIED. multi-syllable fail.

[iggyds89]

@bigman32193 <-- what he said 

[72u7H]

Suck a camels dick. Suck a giraffes dirty asshole. Suck an elephants filthy cock. Eat a monkeys asshole. Eat a cupcake made of shit from a long lost brother of a cheetahs cubs. Lick a hairy ball made of sugar.

[WeLsHIKiiLLeR1]

@72u7H if u was trying to rap then it was a fail, when blind people touch ur face its like reading brail

[UndergroundInstrumen]

wow seriously nothing worth freaking out over

[QwarterZ1]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was stupid

[youngbloody567]

correction*

Best Punchline by a White rapper

[Duckygangsta92]

lol it sucks...

[Thaillest10dimes]

WTF i was spitting those punches when i was 12, seriously, battles are supposed to be personal or if your going to use a punch like that at least make it relevant and fresh, i heard that line played in different ways in every other verse

[187ABOMB]

who had the 1970 video reocrder in 2008 

[narutoguypersonkid]

is that fuckin asher roth

[dembkomj]

and after this all the white boys went and played dress up as Harry Potter characters

[344playboy]

my mouth dropped...!!

[crazyhillbillies]

 i dont get it...

[IPawnt]

LOL @ the black guy in the back jumping

[bigrobdeezey]

shit was deuce

[Skillionare79]

Youtube this....Matlock white on white crime

[Skillionare79]

youtube this.... Matlock white on white crime

[Bucktown1999]

I'm so ashamed right now

[NaziZombiesHelper]

This was pretty corny...

[darkgrobash]

those are fuckin white trash thats because of people like em that us white mc weren't respected

[BUSTyoGATS]

two white fagget bitches. i say this and im white

[ahoodwdside]

THE NEXT HARDEST WHITE RAPPER..... /watch?v=csxZm8XKO8A

[NickTRecordz]

@Scathe8000 cassidy or lloyd banks??? wtf lol, try biggie or big l

[illaDeuceMusic]

...are u serious. The rooms going crazy... why??

[chinoking1]

Big L best punchlines eva

[Morton94Spencer]

they need to hear jin, hes awesome at finishers

[Basketball4lifeMIA]

@Morton94Spencer jin is garbage

[byrdgyme2k8]

............. Ok

[Scathe8000]

not the best punchline you ppl need to hear cassidy or lloyd banks

[401ThrowBack]

good verse... too bad he stole it from another white battle rapper

[kaydob1]

uhh...not so much.

[gohan100100]

wow. It was Ok but geeze... the crowd is easily impressed.

[SBIMEZM86]

@gohan100100 keep in mind the moment. The more on a roll a rapper is in a battle, the more enthusiastically the crowd cheers 'em, regardless the punch line

[jrdboxerjrd]

i challanged guitarhero95 to a battle me and ma cuz will produce a rap and so will he and i want you and your friends to dicide who's is better if he contributes ovcorce thanks :)

[djboxwood]

a yo pluggybear.... Shut the fuck up bitch

[PluggyBear]

I'm like a tailback in this bitch cause I run yards/you the only pussies that I fucked that didn't come hard/I battle ya bitch she flows better when she menstrates/ wipe my ass with ya CD now my shit's on ya mixtape/punks slept on my witty and they verbal weapons are shitty/always reppin they city and ain't got a rep in they city/slap the fuck out of you if you ever try to touch the belt/ clone you quickly then slip you a mickey so you can go fuck yourself!

[h2dennis]

You can check Daylyt and Conceited for dope battle punches.

"I approach your girl with a full laid plan/ and break her pussy walls like my dick's the kool-aid man" I just made that up, so sorry for the bad flow.

"My rap status is C-Section cause I'm a cut above you pussies"

[irishfury187]

@h2dennis lmfao koolaid man, flow was crap but still good shit

[SHADYASEM]

my words are more then weapons i suggest them as weaponry/ bring the army with artillery and like a bitch with stds you aint even gettin next to me lol just a quck rap

[yerok]

Marijuana head I blow more ash than Mt Vesuvius// Yo bitch an aphrodisiac? I'll seize her like she's Julius

[SHADYASEM]

on my mind is often rhymes so i dnt think much of julius/ who knew this? id bring more drama then a crucifix glued to this music? ill give this vid another you tube it without even knowing who im doing this with

[yerok]

Why are you other rappers whack? Bitch because I say so// I got a futuristic gun leave yo ass wit a halo// I'm a drive the malibu, you can have the range rove// You fuck wit me I'll curl you in a ball like Kano

[realamane]

1 toke of the blunt and i hit another level i make the tracks sizzle like im pissin on the devil

[RakimAllah777]

MOM SHOULD HAVE HAD ......

what does he say?

[alexvegachavez]

mom should of had her tubes tied.

[TooNutsJaunStick]

he said

"yo mom should of have her tubes tied" lmao

[BTNHwishbone]

asher is nasty you know he has no competition that whole night

[Frodoballin]

All them motha fuckas white.

[benmorganmckenna]

so...

[Fr35HkId13]

asher Rothhhhhhhhhh (:

[SKlLLED]

lol that's it?

white rappers + a white audience = An Episode of Full House

[kace842]

hahahahahahahaaha

[TAZmanianDevilTurf]

better than like the cosby show or some shit

[bartholder]

When you compare a black boy to a white boy, you white boy shite boy, and hes crap, thats true coz white boys dont rap!

[CharlieStumble]

"White Boys"? or all white people?

[bartholder]

Just white boys...

[lilbran21]

heard it B4.....Lets give the comments A Punchline just 4 fun,I heard it B4 rewind played over & over again like A rerun,Like when I keep shootin you again & again in the same place,cnt block em even if you was yoaming & had A bullet proof face,.....KID'BZ BOY!!!!!!!

[itsusdammit]

gggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyy.wtf!!

[TheFactsX]

that was probably the last line of a rap battle...if it was you better upload the whole thing.

[Drigzzzz]

soft tingz.

[datfand]

That was Whack!!!!! Big L said "Yo mama should have swallowed you" Dats a Punchline

[steegro]

yessir that is sick

[RakimAllah777]

vakill has the nicest punchlines, you should check him out

[knop95]

nice!!!

[king23frye]

that shit was weak

[ImDino]

eeeeeeh.... what the fuck is all the hype for??

[beastskater4]

thats not that great.

i coulda roasted that dude

[w00tkid]

everyone here is fags.

[realraw1]

two words: grind. time.