Kamikazeye

[kyandeiai]

I believe that we feel we have to do well and horrified that you might not do well because of just what you said.

Slightly related, when my friend threw up in their friends car it was really gross, and at the time they had a lavender air freshener in their car. To this day they cannot stand lavender scented things and it makes them feel gross because of that day.

[splicegrrl]

I have excellent vision. No contacts or glasses. But once I flunked a peripheral vision test at the eye doctor's so badly, they called me to come back in and take it again. I think I just freaked myself out and thought I should be seeing things where I wasn't. Ahh, my perfectionism knows no bounds.

[xBloodXGusherx]

Thumbnail was hot

[brandonwithrow27]

So true. Always feel bad when I fail an eye test. Like there is anything I can do about it.

[srmarquinho]

Every 6 months when a go to the doctor I've got an extra strength of -0.25... and that's crap too...

[ghgerick]

:(

[skidwilldanceforyou]

I have been wondering for weeks why trees don't poke more people in the eye. All those branches and people running through forests.

[AdamOfNebb]

Maybe your body wants you to be a pirate. It's just starting with the eye patch.

[lightandarklove]

I love you gretchen.

I need to go the eye doctor too... My eyes are terrible. I'm like a -6/-7 or something ridiculous like that (nearsighted). Which are you, and how bad is it?

[WonderfulAkari]

I always go to the doctor every year, probably because my eyes hate me

[SMFortissimo]

I'm pretty ok with the eye doctor, except for that glocoma test! Ya know, the one where they puff air straight into your eye! Not my idea of a fun time! I hate wind in general, when it's right in my eye *shudders* I can't stand it!

[OstracizedEmu]

I've got ambliopia. Yeah. Talk about "kamikazeye". Haha

[bandgeek8408]

Ugh . . . this video is reminding me of how long it's been since I've been to the eye doctor.

Oh, and you didn't mention the delightful little device that shoots air into your eye. That's my favorite. =/

[baxterb94]

TFiOS is on the bookshelf. Love it!

[completeidiot19]

I did learn something: Doctors are greedy.

[TheZachchilds]

wow that is pretty deep

[aiaek]

actully last night when you were sleeping I punched you that why you eye hurt :P

[Melopeed]

You have to visit a doctor's for contacts? I guess that's pretty smart. We just wear'm like forever and finally buy new ones that we wear forever. I haven't been to an eye doctor in 10 years I think.

[cysticKEYBLADE]

I like my glasses, been wearing them for years now and have never considered getting contacts. Not that I have anything against contacts I just like the way I look with glasses.

[Renegader58]

You should visit Philadelphia (I don't know where you're from, but people visit. You can't be far, no one is). When you visit Philadelphia, try the coffee (the coffee here isn't all that great nor better than anywhere else, but hey, people drink it). When you have coffee (now here's where it gets good), give me a call (don't worry about the details there). And you will share your life story. That would be great since you hold a mastery over language I really enjoy. Settled? Awesome plan.

~Samar

[commasleep]

optical small pox is exceptionally rare and extremely healthy. Expect X Ray Vision. My subconscious is always trying to kill us by outdoing my lucid mind and therefore depressing me at doing things so stupidly when i know the genius is just out of my grasp. It wants me to kill us. We are seeking couples therapy.

[Nanpa0]

hmm the teacher look...hot for teachers... just remembering the title of the song.

[katis1791]

My roommates left eye is possessed, it twitches every now and again. I came up with the possession theory and named the person possessing her eye Norman. He's currently in jail, where he picked up a book about old. dark magic and tries to escape his confinement every now and again. Thankfully, he had yet to be successful in possessing her wholly. So, maybe that's your problem. There's a convict trying to possess your eye...GASP it could be Norman, too! Prepare yourself as you see fit.

[justinhabit]

suiceyed

[AntiCliche]

I always refuse to wear my glasses on the premise that I'm "training them to be better." then I go to the doctor's office and expect them to have gotten better.

[yellowmeerkat97]

How in the world do you seem almost exactly the same with glasses as you do without?

[oddsource]

Velma... where were you when I was searching for my mystery clues?

[thecindylorraine]

I think your eyes are still very pretty, even if they are steadily hardening.

I think it's the scar tissue that's still growing, inside your eye, that is causing all the trouble.

[madscribbles101]

I believe that my eyesight might be getting worse due to all this time staring at the computer...just a theory

[Newoangel]

I completely understand. If anything ever happens to me, it's always on my left side. I'll twist my left ankle, bust my left shoulder, mess up my left ear. I think my left side has something against me.

[keymared77]

I love your uploads, Gretchen. Don't stop. I've watched every one and marveled. Yeah, you had a few blue periods, but I'm sure Picasso (my favorite) had a few too. You have a remarkable voice, and I mean remarkable. Intellegent, soothing, sexy. Face: beautiful animated eyes and mouth. You don't need any make-up; you'd go viral, be careful. Beyond looks, you have a very attractive mind. Love/take care, Mark

[anderhol1]

ADRIAN!

[ArmadaVolya]

Just memorize where all the letters are. That table never changes. Cheating on tests rocks... even if it is an eye test.

[realspacemodels]

Every time I go to the doctor I end up taking more and more pills and ointments. I don't think my body is trying to commit suicide, but in the game of life, no-one has ever left the playing field alive. This stuff just happens.

[SuckerCreed]

i hate you, you tricked me into learning, NOT FAIR!

[Knoptop]

i see

[CassesVultus]

The left side is the sinister side, maybe it's possessed.

[unamaxify]

the chart reading test isn't only testing your eyes

it also tests your ability to guess right from blurry picture/view,

and the level of concentration you have at the time of the test

[TheAcole88]

You should wear a monocle.

[rememberxjuly]

DFTBA and go to the eye doctor regularly. And about those eye tests: I always worry the big E at the top won't be an E this time, and I'll just say "E" automatically and the doctor will give me a look.

[mojonacho]

"... and I tripped over a toddler..."

Favorite portion of a sentence ever. Today.

-J

[wishfulthinking360]

@peon17

/watch?v=iLcF_1STyKI

[LindseytheNerdiest]

The terrifying puff of air that they spray in your eye freaks me out EVERY TIME!

[ghgerick]

my eardrum was broken :(

I am better now, I think the body is delicate.

Gemllama, get better and take care yourself, watch out

[peon17]

What the hell is tiny chicken disease?

[TheRydog100]

Life = Bribery.

Makes sense in my eyes.

Get it, EYES.

Wait, that's not a joke... that's not a joke at all!

Oh, God! What have I done! WHAT HAVE I DONE! AHHHHHHH....



[TheRydog100]

Maybe you're just Isaac.

Sorry, TFioS is constantly on my mind.

[ghgerick]

all my people uploaded a video today, and I prefer see you, first :D

[scriptslayer]

As someone who wears glasses, I've had similar thoughts about the eye chart. Using every available brain cell to make as many educated guesses as you can on that last barely visible line, trying to prove to the universe that regardless of your eyesight, you 'could' read it if you tried hard enough. Kind of defeats the purpose of you walking into the optometrist because you yourself had to come to terms with the fact that you're tired of that very struggle.

[jamesberandom]

How do you manage to speak so brilliantly? That bench sounds very painful.

[wolvesrawesome4ever]

<3 I feel your pain with your eyes. I wear glasses.

[Homochild]

I have never been to an optician in my life, I should probably go even though I think my eyesight is good?