You may call me /b/

[ElKkshi]

holly fucking lamecrap

[parazit43v3r]

where is this from?

[MrBurnin420]

@parazit43v3r V for Vendetta, he actually has an intellectual line he says using only V words, then he says, "But you can call me V".

[ThatGuyWhoDosentcamp]

Wut?

[ilikenigaz]

So much cancer.........

[hawkwreak]

To all fags who say one and two. Only applies on raids. Your welcome.

[mrmaggot6699]

Epic. =D

[chrislovesmel]

old copypasta is old, also OP is a faggot

[Brenniman65]

Here go the "shadow" trying to invalidate Anonymous. Not surprising.

[miciso666]

got this as a background !

[Eunnette]

One and two? Ah, who gives a fuck? Everyone knows anyways

[getalife67]

what a waste of bandwidth 

[condemned75]

Phonemes.  Clever.

[DaniMart2005]

Emineme should Rap this....

[CarnusCaedes]

U mad bro?

[halopwnmaster]

What's with the hat and the long hair with these masks? I don't have a problem and as a natter if fact I like this and want the three combo but

[AKg0Lden]

you bitches are irrelevent, cock sucking, KRISPY KREME MOTHER FUCKERS

....californication

[ThomasMoar]

ROW, ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH!

[Darasilverdragon]

would have been better if you'd gotten someone else to read it with a slightly higher voice and that can pull off a mild london accent

as it is, this is just some neckbeard faggot reading while V chills in the background.

writing was decent, but your voice sucks. Eat a dick bro, it'll clear that right up - everyone knows that sucking dick makes you sound brittish

[imagineers0]

Burger King on crack.

[hungryhungrymetroid]

One of the reasons why the internet is just lame now.

[privateabstract]

The accent ruins it

[juergen4ever]

RULES 1 AND 2 STUPID FAGGOT.

[Owneador1337]

@juergen4ever PENIS VAGINA

4CHAN /B/

[troll]

Anyone who goes on /b/ is a faggot.

Anyone who thinks they are "Anonymous" is a faggot.

Anyone who considers the "rules" before talking about shit is a faggot.

Also, my username faggots.

[SliqhtlyStoopid]

@troll /b/ sucks fat black penis. you are awesome.

[AdamsTeinz]

awesome @troll is awesome.

[yogurt1337]

@troll is a fag

[holysoks1]

@troll Faggot.

[fmlycrzyvid95]

@troll Me gusta.

[SliqhtlyStoopid]

@troll i agree with everything you just said, you are amazing

[tanman965]

@troll doesn't that make you a faggot?

[GoldenPickaxe]

count the b words

[savana906]

What do you guys stand for? nothingness, except for hiding behind a stupid mask... the last generation of wimps in the world... that stand for chaos? thats what I heard in one of anonymous videos. Turn to Jesus Christ before its too late.... or become simply tares.... look it up in the bible.

[FinalBossOfEarth]

@savana906

cant tell if troll

or religiously blind idiot.

[savana906]

@FinalBossOfEarth Not into religion. Jesus Christ is not a religion.

[FinalBossOfEarth]

@savana906

Are you fucking serious.

[SpartanMJO12]

@savana906 if troll, good for you. If srs, you hide behind a cross.

[doomtrigger]

Rules 1 and 2 only apply in raids you stupid newfags

[Tosnoob]

So many Newfags here it it's mindblowing. Rules 1 & 2 only apply during raids, faggots.

[BB9891]

rule 1 and 2 fag

[bloody31234]

>2011

>Rules 1&2

>ISHYGDDT

[kaijucarnage107]

mfw only applies to raids. mfw i have no face

[1987Fate]

Very cool

[DumbVideosCo]

Don't raep rule 1 and 2.

[Agremen]

LOl nice!



[Obscurum27]

BLASPHEMY!!!

[TubasherTim]

at least this one is well spoken

[1966pikupstix]

have you read, "the b book"?

[Jensenlolman]

GOD DAMN YOU STOOPID SACK OF SHIT! RULES 1 AND 2 ARE FOR RAIDS! RAIDS YOU IDIOT RAIDS! STFU!

[iRabster]

@Jensenlolman And YOU SIR can eat my ass.

[Jensenlolman]

@iRabster And YOU SIR can suck my PUDDI

[iRabster]

@Jensenlolman NOU

[Jensenlolman]

@iRabster NOUUUU

[iRabster]

@Jensenlolman nonono... YOU

[Jensenlolman]

@iRabster Objection! 

[iRabster]

RULES 1 AND 2 YOU FUCKING RETARD.

[kiel108]

@iRabster rofl surely you jest?

[CokeNetworker]

@iRabster Those are only for raids, fucking faggot.

[iRabster]

@CokeNetworker Simpleton. Thats a myth. You just dont want said organisation to come down on your faggotry ass.

[CokeNetworker]

@iRabster Coming from the guy who raged like a two year old over something that could've been easily ignored.

[iRabster]

@CokeNetworker Regardless of whether I raged like a two year old, (Which I didn't, it was just a moment of pure disbelief). What you've just said - 'easily ignored' basically implies to me that you have no care for the precious rules of the internet. Raid or no raid. Tell me /b/tard, (if that is what you questionably refer to yourself as), who is to say that this is not a raid. Prove it to me. What if life is just one big raid, or the universe for that matter. Prove that to me. Fuck Face.

[CokeNetworker]

@iRabster Precious rules? I hope you realize the rules of the internet are satirical. Or are you just naturally that fucking stupid?

I'm not a /b/tard, I don't like /b/ at all. 4chan in general is pointless/stupid.

[iRabster]

@CokeNetworker Part of what I'm doing is an act. Some call it 'irony,' you might know what it is next to you see it. Dont worry, I'm sure you're not THAT much of a fucktard. Then again you might be, as you said '4chan in general is pointless/stupid.' So why are you arguing in defence of something 4chan related. If you're trolling me fair enough I understand the devils advocate position is a fun one to be in. Either way though.. Off you fuck.

[CokeNetworker]

@iRabster It's pretty obvious that you weren't acting. You're just denying it now that you made yourself look stupid as fuck. And the rules of the internet is 4chan related, but also related to other sites so you can't pull that argument off.

[iRabster]

@CokeNetworker If you'd read what I wrote closer you would have stopped jumping to conclusions like the total fucking bollock brain you've proven yourself to be, and seen that I had said I was being ironic. Allow me to retort, the person who made this video did in my eyes and the eyes of many if not yours break rules one and two. These rules were made primarily for 4chan. We both know that. If you have evidence to say otherwise, I will reconsider my argument. Dont tell me what I can argue or not

[CokeNetworker]

@iRabster The rules of the internet weren't invented by 4chan and only 1 and 2 were intended directly to 4chan, but the rest is for the entire internet in general. But when it comes to the main point, it's that they're all satirical.

[iRabster]

@CokeNetworker Well I'm afraid that's an opinion, not a fact. Again you misinterpreted what I said. I said they were invented 'primarily' for 4chan, hence as you pointed out so graciously that some rules apply to 4chan only. I did not say that 4chan invented the rules.

[DerpusViaHerpus]

gay

[Darkcloud649]

SOMETIMES WHEN I PLAY WITH MY NUTS I HAVE TO QUICKLY MOVE MY HAND CAUSE I HAVE TO FART AND I DONT WANT MY HAND TO SMELL LIKE ASS!

[an070n]

@Darkcloud649 I purposely move my hand over my asshole when I feel the urge to expel gas, just so I can savor the smell longer by sniffing my hand rather than having it vaporize into thin air leaving me only a few seconds to take in the smell.

[DasZaku]

Mods asleep post ponies

[hellnowhat7]

YOU MAY CALL MY MOM

[Boxghost102]

I lolled so hard at this, but you aren't as dramatic as V and I'm pretty sure you can't win a gunfight with knives.

[Smash123458769]

@Boxghost102 you can with commando (someone was going to say it)

[marko92pn]

pootis.pencer.here.

[ToxicMayo8]

/mu/

[IfJesusWoreAHat]

Sir I believe you forgot your ponies.

[FlyingAce015]

You may call me...

Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville!!!

[CaptainCarthex]

@FlyingAce015 I am The Captain, and you Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville seem like a pretty swell guy. Would you like to come on my boat sometime?

[Spiderben5]

well done

[Hectortito123]

/b/ = Cancer

[LOVERofPARKOUR]

@Hectortito123 Hectortito123 = cancer

[iRabster]

@LOVERofPARKOUR dude you need credit for that

[oiramldx]

There's a book about 4chan now you guys

I don't think rules 1 and 2 are relevant now

[Skeletom10]

You broke rules 1 and 2.

[Wolvster007]

@Skeletom10 Only counts for Raids, newfag.

[Skeletom10]

@Wolvster007 I know VERY many people who would disagree. Oh say, to keep prepubescents out.

[Iwish4zombiez]

cool story /b/ro

[KodyDK]

RULE 1 AND 2 OF THE INTERNET.

[mohit1224]

hahhaahahahahahaahahahahahahah­ahahaahahahhahaha

[phuflizard]

hey fucktard...rules 1 and 2..

[Standoman6546]

@phuflizard and they only apply to raids

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RR

gtfo summerfag.

[phuflizard]

@Standoman6546 ...you mad /b/ro?

[Standoman6546]

@phuflizard AWWWWW BABIES FIRST MEME!!!

but seriously gtfo cancer

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

/v/ is for fags

[Lossidian]

V was better, but that was pretty awesome.

[Vottaro]

LOL I giggle-fied my self ^_^

[exel2021]

BITCH WTF???

[Subushie]

breaking rule 1 and 2 faggot

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

@Subushie HERRRRR ROOLS 1 AND 2 LOLZ WE ARE SEEKRET INTERNETZ CLUB

[Keijikrall]

@Subushie Only apply to raids.

[IFartWhenImScared]

@Subushie Rules 1 and 2 only apply in raids newfag

[anonymousdebris]

@IFartWhenImScared 99% of btards do not agree with this idea, but many people repeat it regardless. It is possible that most believers are merely trolls.

[ElFattyFatMan]

@Subushie Applies only during raids bro >.>

[Rlfl3Man]

@ElFattyFatMan Bro? More like newfag :/

[ElFattyFatMan]

@Rlfl3Man Touche.

[doomtrigger]

@Subushie Only in raids faggot

[Arkangel630]

@Subushie rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids

[ImmaClanGaming]

@Subushie I'm detecting high levels of down syndrome in this sector... So allow me to tell you why your comment is bullshit, rules one and two only apply to raids.

[dogdemon62]

I came.

[johnharoldbulman]

niggers

[Anthrax92007]

needs James Earl Jones

[AshleyEpic]

LOL

[itsbankaibitch]

How is having more balls than brains a blessing?

[committeesq]

youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpT­I

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

[cccaymol]

Vandetta.

[flohuels]

4chan -.-

[thephlosopher1]

not to bad...

[maztertails]

I may call you /b/tard.

[Pozakion]

rule 1 and 2...

[F0ra11Fr33m3n]

@Pozakion Please to remove hands from pants while we explain. Only during raids....plz to reread rulz plz.

[Pozakion]

@F0ra11Fr33m3n

Rule 1: Do not speak of /b/

Rule 2: Do NOT speak of /b/

[F0ra11Fr33m3n]

@Pozakion Rule 11: All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

[TheCaptainLulz]

Double nigger!

[RikuRiku]

nerd

[videocritic2463]

Bitch.

[danielzilla60]

Spread the word

/watch?v=bUT6jX7IfZ0&feature=p­layer_embedded

/b/

[monkyyy0]

@Parkeringsruta fine troll, robocop

[threescottishpopes]

@Parkeringsruta Lol you're such a little bitch, deleting your comments xD

[MrDargha]

Newfags just revealed they're youtube accounts

[CyberSodomy]

v does it better.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@CyberSodomy you mean /v/

[CyberSodomy]

@pyramidheadkitten9 No. I mean 'V' learn your shit. you may not know it, but there is a world outside of 4chan. newfag.

[CKennedy1994]

broke rule 1 and 2

[deeerp1]

@CKennedy1994 it applies to raids newfag

[q41n]

@CKennedy1994

only newfags follow them rules its the internet not "fight cube"

[tehsmuck]

@q41n FIGHT CUBE!

[SupahSmurf95]

Incoming Summer Fags

[DrugsAreBadMkay1211]

This isn't near as awesome...even though it IS kind of funny.

[Inufan2005]

+500 internets for each b word used

[Darkcloud649]

SOMETIMES I LIKE TO RUB MY HAND ACROSS MY SWEATY NUTS AND SNIFF THE FUCK OUT OF IT

[YomamasGaming]

@Darkcloud649 LOLWHAT?

[Darkcloud649]

@YomamasGaming candy ass foo, READ WHAT I ROTE

[spior]

@Darkcloud649 WELL FUCK AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[Darkcloud649]

@spior w000t YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN YOUR SITTING THERE PLAYING WITH YOUR NUTS AND YOU HAVE TO FART, SO YOU QUICKLY MOVE YOUR HAND OR IT WILL SMELL LIKE ASS

[killking72]

@Darkcloud649 mmmmm me gusta

[lycosa2000]

@Darkcloud649 lol thanks for that. I needed that laugh.

[mrsims2]

@Darkcloud649 I DO THAT TOO!! OMG WE SHOULD RUB OUR HANDS ON EACHOTHERS BALLS AND SNIFF THEM!!! THE COMBINED BALL SWEAT WOULD SMELL WONDERFUUUUULLL!! >:D

[UltraPatrik]

@mrsims2 OH YEAH, ILL JOIN YOU TOO!! >=)

[TheMrwouldyourather]

@Darkcloud649 I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[Polydynamix]

@TheMrwouldyourather lol, you clicked this because you thought it was anonymous, didn't you?

[TheMrwouldyourather]

@Polydynamix Well, I mean with the thumbnail and all, can you blame me?

[Polydynamix]

@TheMrwouldyourather That's what got me here too.

[imseriousguise]

This is retarded

[psychogane]

@imseriousguise newfag.

[imseriousguise]

@psychogane tl;dr

[psychogane]

@imseriousguise lol

[GHOSTOFBASHER702]

PSN is kinda back you just gotta update it

[D4nnyb0yTV]

/b/rilliant show my fellow anonymous

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Brilliant!