WHALES ARE STUPID !!!!!!!!

[theorangejuiceman919]

How did Noah get WHALES on to his bout

[colep001]

i met the person who said save the whales

[colep001]

your the best

[Lisa5656ify]

Causing whales to suffer in pain and agony while they are killed isn't good, any idiot can understand that. Whales do a lot for the entire life in the oceans, but you don't have the understanding to see that. Some things overgrow and cause problems elsewhere, causing fish prices to sky rocket and such. Orange roughie can cost flipping $10 for 2 little pieces, because people say screw this life and screw that fish. Get a clue please

[DiverforPort]

This is my fav.

[MrAtheistGuy1]

so, you eat plankton on fridays? i missed that verse.

[LegalTimes1]

i have been watching all your videos and OMFG so fucking funny. i love you!!!!! PS. i don't read the post from people any more cuzz it makes me sad they don't see what your doing.

[together24601]

your somewhat right i still love whales tho.

[ArchieMoore]

This reminded me a little of Derek And Clive's "Endangered Species": Clive, "they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. " Check 'em out.

[TheTomconroy]

Bundaberg ginger bear (y)

[ShockGamingTuts]

Oh im sorry mate, BUT YOU":RE THE ONE WHOS STUPID!! p.s. youre a fag :D, no srsly u r

[FluuxxHD]

Your mothers big wide vagina is stupid

[NickTamotor]

Save the New south Wales...Pleeese

[ryankc83]

"How about opening the book of life to Page 1"

[exposingdeceit]

Lmfao.

[frohman8]

HAHAHAHAHA "well if there that fuckin intelligent why dont they save themselves!"

this guy is pure gold

[SuperMario1621]

HEY WILL U STOP MAKING THESE DAMN VIDEOS AND STOP BEING A STUPID LYING MORON DIPSHIT

[SuperMario1621]

yes, I have a answer, you need to confess by not helping gods creatures

[destro301]

Wait, wait... so you don't respect all of your Gods creatures... LOL for you "True Believer"...

[Clyde200k]

i really hope hes not like this irl

[TheCrimsonification]

The only problem with this rant is that whales are mammals. Otherwise HAHAHAHA!!!

[fifthmiracle2874]

Your hot

[chrism4n14]

Vagrant Va.grant

1. a person who wanders about idly and has no permanent home or employment; vagabond; tramp.

So hoozah to the homeless people for caring SO MUCH about whales! I love that place its just so full of peop- oh you mean the animal... right...

This is why Youtube was made, to make the public realize how idiotically stupid some people can be...

I now feel horrible that I was born as the same day as this piece of crap video was posted... *emo time*

[DiverforPort]

@chrism4n14 Well this is satire, so why worry?

[paterjim1]

oi mate, a whale is one of gods creations.. you fuck up!

[Reip187]

hahaha..."if they are so fucking smart why don't they save themselves!!!???"

[TheHoopoes]

You're a natural comedian.

[jin54363]

humans are way more dumb than any animal

[dolphin94lover]

Cant we get rid of you once and for all???? :D also the japanese are assholes for killing whales and dolphins!! also i might sue you for stealing my air because you obviously dont deserve it!!

[contacter]

youre kind of cute, as a nose fetishist id suck on your nose, so u are of use to me. i guess thats why id keep u alive to make me feel good.

[X077880x]

i think it is funny but it is hertful to my sister

[brewerbrian420]

Comedic Genius.

[ryanrat09]

Can we be best friends???

[byillom]

This has got to be the best thing on youtube

[NamelessVapor]

ahahahahaha i love this guy

[BasilFawlty4444]

0:45

whales aren't fish, mate.

they are mammals

[BasilFawlty4444]

almost every syllable that this guy pronounces seems to be aggessive.

[francosfrancis]

without whales there wouldnt BE ANY FISH LEFT YOU STUPID SHITE

[oppaigami]

this is funny as

[narukekyubi]

You can suck my dick the whales are great animals they have a bigger brain and you are a son of a bitch to hate them ..I..

[siccjay]

Kill the whales before they kill you. Google us. We represent all that is right in the world.

[berserkur19]

Fuck whales, become faroese today

[dunberberberlee]

your screaming hurt my ears :(

[ITSGLENN83]

whales got big brains. their smart enough 2 know how 2 commit suicide by beaching them selfs

[cheeptorque]

lol

[QuadfishTym]

God is watching me in the shower?

Shit, he must have seen me sin about 300 times now.

[Chunderitis]

correct me if I'm wrong but don't whales have the biggest brains of any mammal? But yeah I hate hippies too.

[Iopipimps]

haha. dumb fish.>_< wasn't expecting that

[ChinnuWoW]

@pivotmongral hes australian, stupid! He has an australian accent

[bzman149]

haha you're a self centered douche

[ryanireland187]

@bzman149 *tosses u a make up mirror* ur eye shadow needs fixing, quit stealing that weak dollar store shit from ur sister.

[bzman149]

@ryanireland187 haha just watched the rest of his videos. they're hilarious and obviously satire. looks like I just pwned myself :)

[pivotmongral]

I can't take you seriously with that voice.It looks like they hired some guy with an english accent to come and dub over you.

[DiverforPort]

@pivotmongral He does not have an English accent.

[pivotmongral]

@pivotmongral I apologize a British accent is what I meant.

[DiverforPort]

@pivotmongral 

[pivotmongral]

@DiverforPort My god how can you say such a thing.That was the meanest thing anybody has said to me ever.

[ImmortalUniverse]

so is that a yes then?

we could safe the whales ,i got nothing better o do anyways.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

My mother is a whale, and I am highly offended by this video because of that.

[Darksoulrosario]

this video is jokes!

[dmh497]

You seem like a really nice guy with a great sense of humor. But there is just too much cussing and shouting in your videos for me. I’m not a fan of the “F” word or the “Sh” word. I’d like to suggest that you try using the word ‘fudge’instead of the “F” word and “shoot” instead of the “Sh” word. This method works for a lot of people who are trying to cut down on their cussing.

[Iced1992]

@dmh497 What a shitty opinion. You must fucking lack a real fucking sense of humor in that shithead of yours.

Hey look. I can also not replace them. ^ It saves letters. :DDD

Good day to you.

[dmh497]

@Iced1992 Wow! Good point!! I never really thought about it like that before.

[MrStripyHead]

@dmh497 are you fucking kidding me?

[Shadowlit001]

@dmh497

Fuck you asshole, stop saying stupid shit on you tube butt boy

[dmh497]

@Shadowlit001 Holy smokes! You sound super intelligent!!!

[Shadowlit001]

@dmh497

I ARE GENIOUS FUCK YOU!

[spoolgenobsquarenuts]

@dmh497 Why don't you SHOOT yourself you fuckin FUDGE packing cunt!! How's that? I used both words.

[dmh497]

@spoolgenobsquarenuts Your comments prove that it is possible to make a hardcore (and humorous) statement without cussing or shouting. Thanks.

[dmh497]

@spoolgenobsquarenuts Oh wait, my mistake. It looks like you did use the F-word in your comment.

It would have been a more powerful and humorous statement if you had not used the F-word in your comment.

[TimmyGal]

I think whales are smarter than you.

[xXEmoGirlzRockXx]

Whales aren't fish. And if you're such a Jesus freak, you're supposed to love all creatures.

[achedd]

@xXEmoGirlzRockXx this is fucking satire christ

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

When did buddy become sarcasstic?

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

and of the eating of dolphins by the japanese? i take it you agree with that aswell??

atheism is not something i would ever indoctrinate myself to.. it is demonstrated by the hatred he spews for beliefs of others.

christians do not point a gun to somebodys head and tell them to convert, they offer it in a kind and loving respectful way, and if they reject it then fair enough.. nothing more, so what is the problem?

[achedd]

@HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE i love how you think this is not satire and that he actually hates whales

[brainwasher3000]

whales are delicious! sashimi! 

[palmer3977]

whales are mammals knob head not fish

[wp4866]

i'm surprised there are any whales left anyway. when all that fresh water from the deeps mixed with the salt water they should have died out.

[ZRadach]

FUCK whales bro.

Go jesus.

[dEdGrimley]

WHALES ARE SINNERS!!!! THEY'RE ALL HOMOSECKSHUALS!!!

[CaptoonChris]

Actually it's a 2x4...not a 4x2. Wait, arent you the one yelling about being all christian and shit...god created whales...your a tool!

[DwankMob]

@CaptoonChris It's probably what they call it down under!!!

[PAULOcbi]

well I finally watched this to the end.I dont understand how you could make the arguement that without the Bible someone might be without conventional morality.Compassion, the highest of the ethical virtues, is endowed upon all creatures upon producing offspring.As well as evrything else,joy/sorrow,disdain/love,h­ate/compassion and so on.

[PAULOcbi]

talk about ignorance. You know you are a complete loser when you run home to video a complaint about a pan-handler

[misterbizzones]

@PAULOcbi god you're dumb.

[PAULOcbi]

@misterbizzones are you suggesting this is rhetorical or comedy?? this guys videos are neither.I admit I havent watched a whole video of this droll, am I missing something at the end or is this guy a boooring ranter??!!

[colossus3200]

@PAULOcbi you people are so fuckin stupid...its satire...fucking satire...google it if you dont know the definition you fuckin stupid bitches! g'day :)

[PAULOcbi]

@colossus3200 ya stupid bitch.I get it.I just dont like the fact that he ,like most religious folk think atheists are without conventional morality.Its ignorant and shows you how piously ignorant they are.The religous folks` only exposure to speculative metaphysics is the geo-centric ,primitive explanation of the universe in the bible and they take it to heart like its fact .Now talk about ignorant.Have a coffee then take the blinders off.Theres no god putting us thru an 'ethical road test'..lol

[colossus3200]

@PAULOcbi yea cause im not an athiest...you stupid wanker...thats sarcasm...look that word up too "you stupid fucking moron!"

[PAULOcbi]

@colossus3200 I guess your not an athiest.lol... You converse like 'big man in the sky,made evrything' is all your brain can handle.Dumb marks like you and your family are the perfect targets to be proseleltyzed by religions,your too dumb and lazy to go to a library and so youll believe in anything as long as its in the name of orthodoxy,and order..Lmao. Now run along stupid sheep. If I want comeback I`ll scrape it off ur chin.

[colossus3200]

@PAULOcbi ??? You are utterly stupid...go back to your low income job and believe in something...never thought I'd tell somebody to believe in something but you need motivation from some where, and if your an atheist I'm almost ashamed to call myself one. I thought the low Iq'rs were theist...but ehh theres one in every crowd...Cheers mate!

[PAULOcbi]

@colossus3200 it was you "stupid wanker b4" ,now its 'CheersMate'?? You phony prick .I thought I already told you to quit buggin` me?? I know your type,around your family your a good ol` Christian lad and online your an athiest.Your a hypocrite like most religious folk.

[James928]

Lol!! I love this guy

[MrJdogbkburger]

you know what you fucking dick sucker you can lick up the juice that comes from your moms ass after i fuck her!!!!!!!?!!! BITCH

[999Thip]

now i watched many of these, and this is the first one i like

i like the fact he did not bash christians in thei one..

lets pray this guy will give his heart to jesus..

ps, THE TEA PARTY IS GOING STOMP THOSE SECULAR PROGRESSIVE ,SOCIALIST,KOOL-AID DRINKING LIBERALS ON 2ND NOVEMBER 2010..

ITS TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, BYE BYE CONGRESS WHO WONT LISTEN TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE....

[ilovepurple0908]

Wow any real Christian would never do anything ^ in that vid fucking dick head racist to the japanese p.s gods not real u dum cunt . quote 'save the wales these fucking idoits' stop yelling cunt and u plz fucking loser nice beer bottle of beer

[robertwc82]

if the bible says whales are fish, that means you can eat it on friday. why god should give a fuck is beyond my comprehension. but im sure it must be a neccessary and essential part of the great plan

[DiverforPort]

@robertwc82 LMAO! I wonder what the great plan is?

[robertwc82]

@DiverforPort people always want to ask god when they die "what is the meaning of life?" "what is the purpose of my existence?"

not me, if i could ask any question, it is "why do you (god) exist?" "who's desires and plans are you fulfilling?" lol if god has no god then his existence is pointless. "if we exist for his plan, his plans are arbitary and pointless, therefre your existence is arbitary and pointless if it is merely to fullfil a pointless desire

[KissesOfHearts]

u are to stupid

[Slayerfan84]

No I got a better idea, let's burn some bibles!

[TheDutchways]

Did you already make one with G*D vs. Joran v der Sloot?

I bet G*D knows LOL

[YourDarkAccomplice]

Whales = GIANT SUSHIE.

Except, I hate sushie. So, for biased reasons, FUCK YOU!!!!!

lol :P

[DiverforPort]

@YourDarkAccomplice Not sure I'd want to eat whale meat, I bought some sushi the other day, got it home and found it was Eel not salmon made me want to throw up.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@DiverforPort - It made you throw up for biological reasons or psychological? Lol, to me it's all the same *shrug* I don't know how you guys do it. My friend ate and eel right in front of me .. and I cringed. Blech.

[DiverforPort]

@YourDarkAccomplice It was psychological, the idea of eating a snake like creature made me heave a bit. Snails, Eel and things like that is gross to me, I will eat calamari though.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@DiverforPort - Lol! Boy are we opposite. I just had my first taste of escargot about weeks ago on a cruise. It was more pleasant than I thought.

However, I cannot stand calamari! x) my word.

Sorry you had to put up with the food confusion, I shudder to imagine it.

[DiverforPort]

@YourDarkAccomplice Did you chew on that or just swallow?(That's what she said)

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@DiverforPort .... lovely. lol

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[gix500]

whales are not fish, learn basic zoology u spoof creationist

[ShaolinEast]

@gix500 LOL this guy is an atheist, He is joking dont get all zoologicalized on him.

Im not an atheist but i can see his humour.

[EternallyExistent]

this must be the best vid he ever made

[DiverforPort]

@EternallyExistent It is my fav too!

[willtown2]

on your killing animals video

you said not to kill animals

so why don't look the bible closer and see it says never to harm another living thing to stop shouting and read to bible!

and you eat meat on friday so your not at all

1 vegatiran

2 christian

3 or have writes to say to other people to read the bible

[FreeeeS]

obviously you are empty, zero aesthetics

[lmhjs1000]

HOW CAN U KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE MAN LMAO

[spacemonkeygod]

Class..dude has stones like king kong

[666darkhawk]

whales are very smart animals.

they are not fish, they are mammels just like us.

they are mor ecomplex too their language is th emost and many study to work out what they say

also if you follow God and respect his creations then you shuld have saved the whales they are also gods creation.

[Disregarded388]

lolz -god is always watching even when you're alone...and in the shower-

[orangegold1]

You don't even know what your talking about.. I think the save the whales people are stupid but what about when you said the whales that sweep the sea eating food that you would have eaten on friday... Whales only eat krill dumb ass.

[DiverforPort]

@orangegold1 This is satire.

[m4cinet123]

Whales are mammals

[stiggyh]

you idiot !!! whales are cool

[TheTyrantRaptor]

DEICIDE. Kill God and all that is holy

[andyruffa21]

umm god says not to kill a living thing????!!??

what type of psychopath christian are u

[misshumanoid1974]

Save yourself - you need it!

[homegrownmendochiks]

ok so in one of ur videos u said that people who eat meat are sinners and don't even have a chance to go to heaven so you might as well die...o wow dude. in this video u said that u eat fish..chu kno seafood.. on fridays... wow i hope u understand thats meat also. ok if u meant anything else then wateva. DUDE U R A FREAK, U R THE STUPID ONE... R U TRYIN tO BE JESUS OR SUMTIN!? geezz

[HazardSFGF]

@homegrownmendochiks

This is a satire. He's actually an atheist. The joke's on you.

[iMosherFelipe]

terrorist!

[bobenhmfn]

you fag go jump off a bridge you piece of shit i dont care for the whale either but youre just stupid

[MrBostonDude]

Aren't you supposed to love everyone? Idiot.

[DiverforPort]

@MrBostonDude how can you love everyone? You cannot love someone you don't know.

[MrBostonDude]

@DiverforPort I thought that Christians and shit like that didn't matter who it is suppose to love all, like his little cult leader Jesus.

[ben6495]

go watches me in the shower??????

[smellycatsstink]

Is this why #stupidwhale is trending on Twitter?

[Alexander5571]

this troll is pretty dumb, but still funny. like it or not?

[coolliger]

You are UGLY

[PatsFan1975]

Now lets throw anotha shrimp on the barbie, and hang out with crocodile dundee. Dude go get some fucking help, you belong in a white walled room with padding, we should toss this moron into a big pool with Shamu, so she can use him as a new toy.

[DiverforPort]

@PatsFan1975 You do know this satire and Aussies do not say "Put another shrimp on the barbie" don't you?

[Pollymay22]

@PatsFan1975 This is parody.

[Vire70]

@PatsFan1975

Epic fail.

L2detect satire.

[THESAMIAMSHOW]

I fucking love you.

[rbright79]

"And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea." Revelation 16:3 KJV.

Saving whales is a sad waste of time. They will all die one day anyway. Greg will have his wish.

[kikflip96]

hes right , what do whales do for us other than bribe us of are food e.g. fish we need to eat

[dic0mb0bulated]

this guys an epic troll

[EternallyExistent]

if they that fucking intelligent, why dont they save themselves?  lol!!!

[lfordification]

Is this video a joke? This guy can't really be serious..lol Has to be a joke..

[QuasarMass]

Hey genius. Whales are not fish, there mammals. Jesus didn't tell you this. I think he's keeping you in the dark.

[DwankMob]

FILTHY DRUG FILLED POCKETS!!! hahaha

[1sunbear]

Noah would save the whales.

Haha!! It cracks me up that people think bloke's being serious!!

Oh and by the way, aren't they plankton/crill eating Balene whales that are being targeted...NOT the fish eating toothed varieties? Just saying.

[MsANTicipation]

whales eat plankton ya doik! :P

hahahaha me thinks there are a lotta ppl out there who need to laugh and lighten up more, lol.

[911AnimalLover911]

Lol, sir you are the biggest dummy I have ever seen. You have cruel mind and will probually go to hell. Sir, you are wrong so I hope you are going to get killed by a whale.

[DiverforPort]

Atheists do not go to hell cause there is no such place and he is only joking, to say "hope you get killed by a whale" is not "Christian"

[Rusty2540]

dude its a joke

[DrYenisun]

lol...you tube is serious then?

[GuppyPal]

3:08, you almost lost it. haha, one of my favs right here.

[JohnLennon3091]

yes

[NMWMN]

Ady Gil....rip...

[eckyspondoolie]

judge not...

[ashlee86w]

man this guy should be in a psych ward not makeing youtube videos. Whales arent stupid man you are!

[fcbalexli]

lol...

what a n00b

[lt0641]

lol

[JennyHollisxx]

uh .... anger management perhaps?