what they dont know is that was two children pretening to be a dear so they could get away from there dad's cooking, look away now back to the comment
I get the feeling that deer wanted to get hit. Why are deer suicidal when it comes to crossing the street? O people i came up with a neat joke, it goes like this. Q. Why did the deer cross the road even tho it was'nt safe? A. He got tired of breathing. HA HA HA.
i really miss watching races at A1ring... the curcuits that FIA favours nowadays ('Tilke tracks') are too long too wide and awfuly boring. they dont have good combination of corners, dont have much elevation change and look preety much the same. even if u play the video games u'd notice! revive A1 ring. bring back San Marino. Magny Cours. Nurburgring.
@smoceskreen I agree! Singapore, Abu Dhabi, Bahrain, Korea, China und Valancia... It's like they need forever to finish a lap. There are no signature corners like Eau Rouge or Becketts. I understand that you have to change circuits every now and then and bring F1 to other countries, but still those classic tracks like Austria are better!
Lol love how montoya is brighter while he is driving at hundreds of kilometers per hour then the guy on the radio who doesn't understand the joke and repliesXD
Engineer: One, in this lap, please, in this lap! Ahn... we've seen a deer on the circuit... we... we believe it's somewhere on the circuit, so just come in cautiously, please.
Engineer: Kimi, in this lap pls, in this lap. Err.. We've seen a deer on the circuit, we believe its somewhere on the circuit so come in cautiously please.
one guy is cooking a deer and his son asks him what is he cooking? his dad replies "is what your mom calls me" then the kid shouts his friends "don´t eat it, it´s a f°ckin´ d°ck!!!
Poor Juan Pablo. He makes a cracking joke at 150mph and his dense pit man misunderstands it! He thinks (as most of us English do) that the poor foreign lad doesnt understand!
It was a shame that F1 threw away such a great driver who was the only one with the balls to stand up to Schumi. Mclaren and the FIA goofed when they kicked him out. He could win and now that Mclaren can build a car that will finish a race he could have become a legend. But Lewis and Heikki arent so bad.
He rubbed Mclaren the wrong way, kind of like Alonso, and really pissed them off when he took Kimi out on lap 1 at Indy. But that 1st turn was terribly crowded and there was a chain reaction brake check that JPM couldnt avoid. It all seemed a bit extreme and unfair with Mclaren but the FIA revoked his F1 license saying that he was dangerous. He didnt do anything Micheal didnt do. In fact Micheal has done worse, more than once. He went to NASCRAP cause they threw a ton of money at him
The FIA did NOT revoke his superlicence, where did you get that from?! Juan Pablo simply signed a deal with NASCAR and told Mclaren he would leave at the end of the year (Ron promptly told him to leave...)
Me and my big mouth. I could have sworn that I heard that on TV. I just googled it and you are totally right.
IM AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
But I am still mad about the FIA plastering penalties at him like a paintball mini gun every time he had the gall to get within a car length of Schumi.
At least we know that wasn't Richard Attenborough. XD
S7r0ng3r 1 week ago
MASTER JUMP AT THE END!
painkiller12345678 1 week ago
Ok Montoya, the deer is faster than you. Repeat, the deer is faster than you...
MrRadioactiveCake 2 weeks ago
what was the deer's lap time?
CYYZspotter 2 months ago 13
@CYYZspotter Not valid, it took a shortcut.
SjonniTh 1 month ago
He was a fantastic racing driver, I miss him. He was my favourite.
Mobey1 2 months ago
@Mobey1 Too cocky and arrogant, good on track but an absolute shit head off track...even the likes of Senna and Prost were not that arrogant.
IRAGETooMuch 3 weeks ago
horse with horns??? thought that was a unicorn
L33TH3R34P3R 2 months ago
@L33TH3R34P3R HORNS, not A horn
zepiti1 1 month ago
Da Matta dont joke with this
beanic00 4 months ago
he doesn't say "its like a horse with horns", but "fuck a horse with hole"
crodark91 5 months ago
what they dont know is that was two children pretening to be a dear so they could get away from there dad's cooking, look away now back to the comment
()::::::::[]::::::::::::::::::::> its a sword :)
zacho6661 5 months ago
montoya is crazy.
gumaverick 6 months ago
hahahahahah fucking hilarious
incognita112 7 months ago
damn nature u scary
SuperPlayer1337 7 months ago
Deer used to always be a problem there. Sure Stefan Johansson hit one in the last ever race at the Osterreichring
RJM1983 7 months ago
I get the feeling that deer wanted to get hit. Why are deer suicidal when it comes to crossing the street? O people i came up with a neat joke, it goes like this. Q. Why did the deer cross the road even tho it was'nt safe? A. He got tired of breathing. HA HA HA.
TheZa1994 8 months ago
Juan Montoya at his funniest.
schoolcraftT 8 months ago
How funny would it be if there was a sheer drop on the other side of that fence?
Bobobidodo 8 months ago 5
@Bobobidodo damn it i was gonna write that :)
MrJordanowen 8 months ago
Oh juan dont quit your day job.
utheman01 9 months ago
3 people are horses with horns.
TheAngusYoungMan 9 months ago 4
How can you mistake sarcasm with a pun. I bet Juan wouldn't.
doggerwicks 9 months ago 3
That deer must be Blexican. It's got mad hops, and can jump a fence with ease
lugeeman 9 months ago
This is brilliant!
allypallyox 10 months ago
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Am i the only one who keeps on clicking on 0:24?!
1mbA4ever 11 months ago
Am i the only one who keeps clicking on 0:24 ?!
1mbA4ever 11 months ago 7
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Making jokes at 250 km/h
Riiiiight.... lol
ahhanahiii 11 months ago
Making jokes at 250 km/h
Riiiiight....
ahhanahiii 11 months ago 2
...
Montoya: "Oh Dear"
Radio: " Yeah, Deer. - Its lika a horse with horns"
Montoya: "I know, i know. Oh Dear. HAHAHA"
Funny :D
Homer0Simpson 11 months ago 6
is juan's engineer drugged? a deer is not nearly as big as a horse!
felipinhogiro 11 months ago 2
oh deer....
Potsey888 1 year ago 12
What a fucking deer !
indigoblue555 1 year ago
The funniest thing about that video is something not all people know - there is a 1000 feet drop just behind that guardrail - "oh dear" indeed :)
Lolzilol123 1 year ago 9
that jump was like superman jumping over a building
SuperPikaPikaPikachu 1 year ago
how come montoya didn't say "What tho FOK is that on the track?What the FOK is it doing there?He hit my FOKing head you FOKing idiiot!" lol
Volodeas 1 year ago 6
i really miss watching races at A1ring... the curcuits that FIA favours nowadays ('Tilke tracks') are too long too wide and awfuly boring. they dont have good combination of corners, dont have much elevation change and look preety much the same. even if u play the video games u'd notice! revive A1 ring. bring back San Marino. Magny Cours. Nurburgring.
smoceskreen 1 year ago
@smoceskreen I agree! Singapore, Abu Dhabi, Bahrain, Korea, China und Valancia... It's like they need forever to finish a lap. There are no signature corners like Eau Rouge or Becketts. I understand that you have to change circuits every now and then and bring F1 to other countries, but still those classic tracks like Austria are better!
FoxGoalie 1 year ago
Lol love how montoya is brighter while he is driving at hundreds of kilometers per hour then the guy on the radio who doesn't understand the joke and repliesXD
soundmachine6 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure a horse with horns is a unicorn 0__0
TGTAP 1 year ago 3
@TGTAP A unicorn is a horse with A horn :D
Snooker247 1 year ago
@TGTAP I'm pretty sure 'uni' implies one horn :P
suineggninnips 1 year ago
Engineer: One, in this lap, please, in this lap! Ahn... we've seen a deer on the circuit... we... we believe it's somewhere on the circuit, so just come in cautiously, please.
Montoya: "Oh, dear"!
E: Ye, "deer"... like a horse with horns.
M: I know, I know... "oh, dear"! (Laughing)
Priceless!
OtavioBravo 1 year ago 5
@OtavioBravo He says "Juan, in this lap." ;) and I think he says "Fucking horse with horns" but I might be mistaken with the second ;)
FoxGoalie 1 year ago
Epic jump at the end... I'm just glad it stayed the fuck away from the cars..
Would easily kill an F1 driver if it was in a collision :/
EuroRacers 1 year ago 3
A horse with horns?Does it exists?
PinoThePizzaman77 1 year ago
@PinoThePizzaman77 you mean a unicorn^^
FriskaViljorFan 1 year ago
like a horse with horns ahahahahahahah
PedroNovaes82 1 year ago
Ow Dear * Evil Laugh *
RemcoGamer95 1 year ago 3
haha classic montoya. what a don.
roryburnand 1 year ago
wow lol... what a jump at 0:25!!!
vanPoll 1 year ago
one of the reasons i am a montoya fan, he has sense of humor and he is a great driver :)
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solidsnake1934 1 year ago
wow..those animals have some serious jumping skills...I mean the Deers.
avidal7 1 year ago
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It's like a horse... with horns WTF??!!
MrProject20 1 year ago
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It's like a horse... with horns! WTF!!??
MrProject20 1 year ago
Haha Montoya : Oh Dear xD
RemcoGamer95 1 year ago
there is no doubt that montoya is a very good driver but he was overshadowed by kimi
FISHURMOMBALL 1 year ago
@FISHURMOMBALL because he was not motivated anymore, just like kimi with massa...
iblecool 1 year ago 2
Oh, deer! Get it? "oh, DEER!"
GranTurismo360 1 year ago 2
"We believe we've seen a deer on the circuit.. so uh.. just come in." "OH DEAR!"
Nocstaa 1 year ago 3
loooooooool montoya is crazy i want him back in f1 xD
ValentinaBojic 1 year ago 5
0.29 kitt!! time for the turbo boost!!
bubi8894 1 year ago
"Like a Horse with Horns"
- Haha, thats some quick thinking.
ba3cool 1 year ago 8
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it was funny to see the deer, it would have been hillarious if someone had nailed it..
firestarsfan 2 years ago
Like a horse with horns PMSL
Vova993 2 years ago 3
how can you come up with sarcastic jokes at 150mph
damiannerd 2 years ago 130
because he is in complet controle ...thats why...just like villeneuve would love to see those in the same car...
villeneuve2fast4you 2 years ago 50
@villeneuve2fast4you that would be a tight fit, Montoya is pretty beefy ;)
ollie7400 5 months ago
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@villeneuve2fast4you mate you cant even spell control.
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oosterhuisf 1 year ago
@damiannerd
also, it's had nothing to do with sarcasm
oosterhuisf 1 year ago
lol if it was kimi he would have stopped to look for beer. but yeah i get montoya's slapstick humour. lol
damiannerd 2 years ago 11
we have nature in Austria
Austria4ever1000 2 years ago 3
Montoya: I know I know. Oh De(a)r. Hahahaha.
the laughing at the end was epic xD
OdrikT800 2 years ago 2
The way his joke was totally lost on his team was priceless!
richardpatrick32123 2 years ago 11
oh dear......
HELL YEAH!
xSkullbusterx 2 years ago 4
lol.........classic !
sbmrunning 2 years ago 2
fuck*n horse with horns! lol
franzgrabner 2 years ago 6
Engineer: Kimi, in this lap pls, in this lap. Err.. We've seen a deer on the circuit, we believe its somewhere on the circuit so come in cautiously please.
Kimi: Oh beer?!
Engineer: Yeah a deer.
GTAstuntz 2 years ago 5
lol xD
ppatrik1221 2 years ago
haha yeah nice jump!
danielxkd 2 years ago
horse with horns arent these crew sposed to be smart ...i remember this...i thought to myself GO DEER GO
nortsoldier 2 years ago
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glad he's now in nascar
MrThatsgame 2 years ago
I'm not sure why you've got a whole lot of thumbs down, but I approve of this comment! haha.
SPuckett36 2 years ago
oh dear lol
elvee88 2 years ago 2
Lol engineer has no sense of humour.
cash1357 2 years ago 12
He is not paid to be funny, he's paid to get the driver back in one piece. I can totally relate to the engineer.
SCRTChannel 2 years ago
Oh deer xD
LiamCatterson 2 years ago 9
" it´s like a horse with horns... "
nice jump over the rails!!
fredomeireles 2 years ago 122
But the Ukranian judge only gave it an 8.5...
raichiotto 2 years ago 4
just the montoya i know ^^ miss him in f1 :(
deejayfantazy 2 years ago 8
'like a horse with horns' what an oaf
T1carus 2 years ago 5
nice jump
Oscuro1987 2 years ago 2
one guy is cooking a deer and his son asks him what is he cooking? his dad replies "is what your mom calls me" then the kid shouts his friends "don´t eat it, it´s a f°ckin´ d°ck!!!
yosoylavergavoladora 2 years ago 9
Beautiful animal!
gogmagog123456789 2 years ago 2
0:29
I CAN FLY
tubeyou443 2 years ago 2
What....Bear!!!! ???
SalamOxford 2 years ago
Oh Deer!
Hahahaha
NathanMandjes 2 years ago 8
lol
xXtremeAssasinx 2 years ago
that is funny as hell ;D
lukeyyyy08 2 years ago
i love this i've seen it so many times but I'm still laughing
Flawia07 2 years ago
Deer its like a horse with horns. fuck yea
malibusl13nd 2 years ago 12
it jumped like triple it's height at the end... ok! fine it's towo and three quarters... ok! fine i admit it, only two and a half, but still cool!
SparkPlugRocks 2 years ago
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tasteslikecrunchies 2 years ago
Epic jump at the end!
MintAs94 2 years ago 8
Maybe it's rhino?
caiuscosadespl 2 years ago
Are they not antlers? :S
Olliguer 2 years ago
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rukocebuko 2 years ago
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rukocebuko 2 years ago
mechanic: Yea a deer....its like a horse with horns.
Montoya: I no.....OH DEER HAHA
lol
F1patXD 2 years ago 6
oh, beer. raikkonen:where?
raikkonenkmi 2 years ago 7
you got to love this guy! bring him back to f1!
julioroa8 2 years ago 5
Nah. Having to much funand success in nascar. loves driving stock cars. Gotta love that guy though
bandman232 2 years ago
"It's like a horse...with horns"
tom2812 2 years ago 19
What happen if J.P engeiner saids bear :D not deer.
pawel1818 2 years ago
Oh dear lol! Nice one, Juan Pablo!
Cracking jump at the end, as well!
Kartlad90 2 years ago
Did he just say "Oh Dear" hahahahahahahaha LMAO
tatogomes01 2 years ago
Montoya sure had a sense of humor...lol
MannyZtheWolfWarrior 2 years ago 6
Vaya aceleración que tiene el corzo! Y no digamos ya cuando usa el KERS para saltar la valla!!
yaivaa 2 years ago
lool
tugatomsk 2 years ago
Oh DEER!!!
thetreadingbehemoth 2 years ago 2
Gotta love JPM
TheBigRedEvil 2 years ago
I'm sure some F1 drivers wouldn't know what a deer was because they grow up so sheltered but of course Montoya knows.
iRacerMatt 2 years ago 2
Montoya had balls and a sense of humour, F1 could do with more drivers like him.
wingl3ss 2 years ago 4
I give that jump a solid 9.5!
NismoFinder 2 years ago 7
"Oh Deer"
B)
RoyLeeIV 2 years ago 2
fark that was a nice jump by the horse with horns
IDNURX 2 years ago
''like a horse with horns'' lmao :p
evofreak1304 2 years ago 7
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screw montoilet
jarrettfan8844 2 years ago
Monty is the best!! his character is similar to Alonso. Both drivers are important for this sport!
R3dL1ghts 3 years ago
MONTOYA WE MISS U
hamiltonf1champ08 3 years ago 6
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no we do not miss 12 cheeseburgers at a time Montoya
billabongodrum 3 years ago
well i do he was funny and he was'nt scared to overtake
hamiltonf1champ08 3 years ago 6
more like an unpredictable clown, the end of his F1 career was a joke.
muddwell 2 years ago
lol
busterboy888 3 years ago
Bambi go home!
ToroRosso20 3 years ago
damn that lil guy can jump high
Lwiss230 3 years ago
Oh deer hahahahaha lol!
88Laney 3 years ago
Oh deer ^^ :B
JackRover 3 years ago
What a jump .......
indigoblue555 3 years ago
Horse with horns! hahaha
csataritamas 3 years ago
"a horse with horns" lmao
thetime 3 years ago 2
"Its like a horse with horns" LOL
Danontheedge 3 years ago 4
LMAO!! My comment to this one, "Oh deer!"
AllRacingfan 3 years ago 2
translation;
"Looks like Bambi got lost in time"
ma55aracin9 3 years ago 3
XD
LMAO
YeefeiMr 3 years ago
Lmao
Montoya: Oh dear :P
HellPet 3 years ago
Control: a horse with horns is a deer
Montoya: Oh deer
(wtf)
damiannerd 3 years ago 2
that deer got AIR!!!!
thenascarmaniac 3 years ago 3
"Like a horse with hooves"
LMFAO
sir62092 3 years ago 2
holy s**t! am'i the only one impress by it's leap?
bromanormi 3 years ago
oh deer....i'm pissing myself!
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aristo48 3 years ago
that deer was hauling ass
oldskoolchevelle 3 years ago 2
lol "oh dear"
LunarW0lf 3 years ago 7
deer faster than the car lol
josepolo950 3 years ago
a deer?
like a horse with horns...
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
FiReBLaDe47 3 years ago 3
fucking horse with hooves ! lol
freedomsoldier187 3 years ago
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montoya fuggin sucks
e521soediv 3 years ago
like a horse, with hooves. lol!
lnova07 3 years ago
"horns"
mikedub1219 3 years ago 5
Poor Juan Pablo. He makes a cracking joke at 150mph and his dense pit man misunderstands it! He thinks (as most of us English do) that the poor foreign lad doesnt understand!
GarethBemister 3 years ago 4
Well put.
lionofthejungle 3 years ago
"oh dear" PUN!
tasteslikemunchies 3 years ago
When you point out your own pun, you fail ;)
Scotracer 3 years ago
i didnt say that as a pun,lol,montoya said it,he says "oh dear" and laughes
tasteslikemunchies 3 years ago
Oh, I had the video muted. My fault :P
Scotracer 3 years ago
lol
tasteslikemunchies 3 years ago
Like a horse with horns! rofl!
gforce833 3 years ago 2
Hehehe i like Montoyas sense of humour :)
mouskaka4 3 years ago
"Oh, 'deer'..." Pun definately intended. Its unique to see that kind of fun during a race - its a shame that JPM couldn't work it out with F1.
Thesmitster 3 years ago 4
It is a shame, now in 2008 there's no fun, no major jokes like raikkonen explaining why he missed Pele's presentaion at Brazil either.
ByronleeS 3 years ago 2
It was a shame that F1 threw away such a great driver who was the only one with the balls to stand up to Schumi. Mclaren and the FIA goofed when they kicked him out. He could win and now that Mclaren can build a car that will finish a race he could have become a legend. But Lewis and Heikki arent so bad.
ursavostock 3 years ago
What are you talking about? Montoya moved to NASCAR by choice.
CashewBoyLiam 3 years ago
how was Montoya thrown out?
sonjaxfactor 3 years ago
He rubbed Mclaren the wrong way, kind of like Alonso, and really pissed them off when he took Kimi out on lap 1 at Indy. But that 1st turn was terribly crowded and there was a chain reaction brake check that JPM couldnt avoid. It all seemed a bit extreme and unfair with Mclaren but the FIA revoked his F1 license saying that he was dangerous. He didnt do anything Micheal didnt do. In fact Micheal has done worse, more than once. He went to NASCRAP cause they threw a ton of money at him
ursavostock 3 years ago
The FIA did NOT revoke his superlicence, where did you get that from?! Juan Pablo simply signed a deal with NASCAR and told Mclaren he would leave at the end of the year (Ron promptly told him to leave...)
DentistTubster 3 years ago 2
Me and my big mouth. I could have sworn that I heard that on TV. I just googled it and you are totally right.
IM AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
But I am still mad about the FIA plastering penalties at him like a paintball mini gun every time he had the gall to get within a car length of Schumi.
ursavostock 3 years ago 3