Let's Play Minotaur China Shop - 2 - Crowded Aisles

[AgentCack]

Very funny LP Mr. Crab.

[killincat470]

Favorite phrase from the last video: "My wares are for sale, but your pain is the game."

From this video: "Society hgsjghdfrfrfr Free. Free." LMAO

[daitouzai]

anybody know the song at 2:34?

[Alykat81]

I laughed so much that I started coughing, and now my throat hurts. D= I still love you though DeceasedCrab! <3 I'm sorry that the mean customers made you rage and destroy all your fancy plates and stuff. ; ;

[TheOnlygCrusher]

Moral: Brush your teeth.

[shizeninho]

Dear Mr. Deceased Crab,

I have been a big fan of yours for a long time and I was wondering what your favorite food is, also I would like to know what your favorite color is and what your favorite color of food to eat is.

Your best fan,

Shizeninho

[DeceasedCrab]

@shizeninho Plain Pizza. Blue. Grey.

[Gmod4393]

I DIDN'T WANT SALMON!

[raijin922]

I'VE HAD IT, WITH THIS MOTHER F**KING FINE CHINA, IN THIS MOTHER F**KING CHINA SHOP!!

[shortymaker2]

I'd love to visit deaceased crabs china shop!

[Mrlolsfa]

DC you are amazing

[winder487]

DC, I realize you've tackled shorter and shorter projects as time has gone on, but perhaps you should try LPing Master of Magic? It's sort of up your alley with Civ 1 and other things.

[SchlossRitter]

Minotaur would calm down if he replaced the potted planted with pot plants...

[Losuurx]

I wish to ask a question that isn't about the next episode! Do you have or plan to do any scare/fright game LPs? I've been into those LPs and considering your reactions...it would be funny. Take that as you will...it's meant as a compliment.

[Sanguinis666]

@Losuurx You should see some of his older Let's Plays hes done a few scare/frights already.

[MrVasquese]

2:24-2:31 That is lyrics to "Hope Rides Alone" by the protomen!

[DeceasedCrab]

Folks, stop asking where the next video is. I'll block you.

[Grishnare]

Where be the corporeal crab?

[FarOuting]

FING POTTED PLANTS!!! WHO PUT THESE HERE?!?!?!?

[hagamablabla]

Hey DC, can you play Master of Orion 1 or 2? I'd love to see how you rage in those games :D

[DeceasedCrab]

@hagamablabla Nah. Not good at space sims.

[TheRonin7272]

9:15 sounds like he lost his best friend in the whole world. :(

[TheWriter0]

I AM A GOOD CUSTOMER

[TheAldocaro]

DC could be like the guy with a hole in his neck with a voice box that warns you about smoking except he has robot teeth and warns you to brush your teeth

[thelostone2008]

DC, just wondering, will you ever Re-Play Eversion, or possibly the HD version?

[legobuilder397]

DC is alive?

:D

[TheOnlygCrusher]

You are absolutely insane.

Thank you for this window into your mind.

[theforestfloor1]

What's up with your voice what happened?

[bubbadoo10]

@theforestfloor1 Novacaine happened

[RSCNyx]

I'm preparing for my own trip with novocaine tomorrow.

Tip for all viewers: Wisdom Teeth are stupid and more stupid.

[wds0000]

Die, chair! DIE!! X@

[Cheeshunt3r]

Watch out!! It's a drug crazed CUTTLEFISH!! and it's dead!!! Noooooooo!!!!

[magicalkiwibird]

Why does this make me want to play Banjo-Kazooie?...

[darrenforest]

First Barbie, then Minotaur China Shop... please don't start eating pebbles to break your teeth because people think you're more entertaining that way, it isnt healthy for you.

I like you better when you play games and inform us of unknown titles that people don't know about... And also horror games. Any chance of doing a(n) LP of a Lovecraft-esque game again? <3

[DeceasedCrab]

Sorry about the false alarm about that stream, viewers. They haven't really communicated the details to us and the people we were talking to weren't being responsive. If things change, I'll re-post an announcement, but other than that, nuts to it.

[erik212]

@DeceasedCrab

According to madamluna's twitter you guys might be playing Kyatt Stories at 2pm est tomorrow? I hope you work something out. I'd be really excited if you and madamluna come on. I don't represent igg, but sorry about the poor communication.

[Vincanni]

I never knew the Minotaur's legs were made of rubber.

[betif00]

DC check out the game "Enviro-Bear 2000", fits with Minotaur China Shop and the angry boulder lumberjack (can't remember the name of that game...).

[Saphire1993]

Drugged DC videos are my favorite, just so entertaining.

[Atomsk648]

More drugged DC videos! More I say! How many? As many times as one get's screwed in the HELL TEMPLE MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[moisesf606]

:D.

[Kalphoenix]

I'm sure it's been said, but exactly WHO in Hades would insure a minotaur selling fine China wares?

[darrenforest]

@Kalphoenix The owner of the china shop, of course. It's the "bartender sets fire to his bar with crazy huge insurance policy on it to get instant cash fast" kinda deal.

[Jimbillyo]

So DC, is this the end of your Minotaur-china shop rampage, or are you going to go through another week?

[DeceasedCrab]

@Jimbillyo Ehh, the novocaine wore off. I think we're done here.

[kezaro]

When the going gets tough, remember: it's better to be Deceased Crab than to be just a deceased crab.

[BoboTheVulture]

7:23 The monster party? Hooray, break out the pills!

[Edge2437]

lmao, what kind of a game is this? it's freakin hilarious.

[cancerman007]

you sound drunk

[Shirodragoon]

Nice Protomen reference. Hope Rides Alone in the Minotaur China Shop today.

[SolariHaven]

Whenever I get upset, or extremely angry, i'll think of DeceasedCrab's soothing mouth-full-of-blood-and-uncomf­ort voice, saying "Calm down. Calm down. It's ok. Let me sell you things."

[Qieth]

This game looks hillarious :D

[FMagl]

I will play this. I too have always wished to sell fine china to Greek monsters.

Your warnings about cavities shall also be taken to heart. Godspeed, DC! Godspeed.

[TheRealDarkGob]

This was the best LP.

[GameMasterR5]

I think this LP has gave me the best laughs I've had in a long time. I can't explain it, it's just hilarious.

[PopcornSalt13]

I'm surprised we never got a "THIS IS MY STOOORRRE".

[GreenTengu97]

Wow, I'd hate to see how this minotaur reacts to a power outage.

[gloptart]

vicodin is a helluva drug

[MagikGimp]

Didn't you do the exact same themed video before? Man your teeth must be terribly troublesome for you.

[Schaly]

DC RAAAAAGGEEEEEEE! D<

[ihappy1]

this is the best LP ever

[NeoCarbuncle]

Good LP, "Detheathed Crab". I hope your recovery is speedy and as pain-free as possible.

Also, why must security keep firing arrows at you? Don't they know....

...you already possess the white arrow?

[Drancks]

Oh my dear daisies, was that a Protoman reference? Also sorry if this is like the billionth comment that asks that!

[ImmaThatGuy]

Well, now we know what happened to the first boss of Actraiser.

[ScroogeMcduck03]

What a great way to start my morning by watching your video! I couldn't stop laughing!

[LordEmong]

Did a hear a Protomen reference squeezed in there?

[BygPhattyPlus]

They're a certain jobs that a minotaur shouldn't do, and this was one of them. And DC sounds kinda like Farnam form Diablo!

[Khnum666]

This is my favourite commentary from you in a while. :) So enjoyable to listen to.

[cdesy]

I would like to compliment you on acting on the game. Love the voice while also hoping your health is fine.

Enough buttering you up!

Do you know where I have to look in order to find out the music for the minotaur's rage?

[rasmusxp]

Get well soon DC.

[underscoredestroyer]

2:23 didn't know you were into protomen, DC :o

[DeceasedCrab]

@underscoredestroyer Just the first album. I don't do prequels with original characters.

[shaman666]

goty

[TheEggrollGuy]

Why do those guys continue to sell you insurance? It seems like a REALLY poor investment for them.

[xShadowsaur]

DC, would you enjoy a hug from a loyal subscriber?

[thebaggedavenger]

How does this minotaur keep getting a job here?

[RagnarokiaNG]

I do wonder what insurance company honestly thought it would be a profitable idea to insure all the china for the minotaurs rage.

[thatnerdguy11]

I feel bad for the customers. They just wanted new mugs....

[sirguymaner]

"MPMPMPMPH!"-DeceasedCrab.

[ProgrammerInProgress]

"This is why I can't have nice things", that just got you a thumbs up! :P

This was a very enjoyable let's play :D

[garodas]

get better, DC!

[KaikipBT7]

Oh thank god he's still high as fuck. I was wondering if the novocaine would still be in effect in part 2, I'm so glad.

"MY MOUTH ITH FULL OF *BLOOD* AND ITH VERY NUMB"

and I hope it always is DC, I hope it always is <3

[DeceasedCrab]

@KaikipBT7 Actually the second video was recorded just a couple minutes after the first. Not going to waste a good novocaine'd mouth.

[Neotails8762]

DesceasedCrab's Minotaur China Shop: te 20-minute PSA on drug use

[misterpaper]

Best. Commentary. Ever.

[DocOppenheimer]

I am not sure if hiring a minotaur was a wise decision

[MayerEO]

If you still get massive amounts of money from going Hulk on the shop, what's preventing you from being it all the time?

[ShdwFrg]

Get well soon DC! This game looks like it was a lot of fun, but it wasn't your usual pixel style. I guess this falls into the category of generally unknown games?

[AxeJuggla]

This game has taught me a lot. Well, it actually taught me nothing. Apparently if you open a china shop, then destroy your own merchandise, the insurance company will give you tons of money!

[KanashimiTenshi]

I will agree the game volume is a little loud, mostly the background music. Either way, I continue to love these. :)

[FEfan56]

In the year 200X, Minotaur man was born.

A perfect bull

An unbeatable salesman

Hellbent on destroying every plate standing between rage and profit

Built for one purpose, to destroy an entire chinashop for the insurance

Ready, willing, prepared to sell.

[Tommah]

These 2 episodes have made me laugh so much. Great LP xD

[MidnightRose07]

DC, you are amazing, even when silly from mouth pain!

[IgnatzKolisch]

Minotaur needs 1.2 million dollars in therapy for those anger issues.

[BlueThe1up]

How is your place not closed down yet?!?! :O

[Dissruptance]

Silly DC, It will never be socially acceptable for a Minotaur to sell China, no matter how fine.

[STEPMASTURB]

minotaurs dont speak like that you silly goose!

[HinataLover93]

DC gets mad? Naaah... DC doesn't get mad, DC get's firey and destructioney!

What's with these plates? And these saucers? THEY'RE ALL IN THE WAY!

AND THE COSTUMERS! ALWAYS BUYING FROM THE BACK OF THE STORE! AAAFRRHGAHGHAFsjgakfgsdfjkgsd gSGFLSKHFLSHFSFbSFjsj

OK ok, I've destroyed my shop now, I'm calm... stop firing arrows at me, I'm as calm as you wouldn't believe... *calm* :P

[Mrlolsfa]

your voice is funny XD

[armegeddis]

@Mrlolsfa He was numb on Novocaine. :U

[icewizard612]

Here's good wishes that your mouth gets better, DeceasedCrab.

[Arppis]

@icewizard612

I dunno, he sounds funnier this way! :D

[lunarknight68]

@icewizard612 Not before he finishes the LP, of course

[DeceasedCrab]

Hmmm, game volume seems louder. Probably just me being quieter.

[Sephu]

@DeceasedCrab I think that's just due to the novocaine. And the cocaine. Cuz we all know you do both.. Regularly. :D (Just kiddin' btw.. Drugs are bad.)

[burningflurber]

Your moth ith full of blood?

[evilmiera]

@burningflurber Poor moths, why must they be so repressed?