Your Parents Are Gone Rudolph, and This Affects Me Deeply. Because They Work For Me

[PuReWoZZy]

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[NoNameDEF]

Santa Claus is obviously part of the 1%.

We should Occupy the North Pole.

[MrEmadshalabi]

Me: Cracked.

People: For some reason instead of flagging your ass, we've all decided to thumb you up for either citing the website that brought you here or writing the past tense of what you were most likely doing at this moment.

Me: Yay?

[harold3456]

@MrEmadshalabi I know what you mean. Come back to this page, and just scroll down the first page. RIDICULOUS.

[MrEmadshalabi]

@harold3456 Indeed.

[FishTitan64]

Am I the only one that has noticed that -_- is in the URL?

Really?

Nobody else noticed a text emoticon in the URL?

OK.

[tomstheman86]

cracked

[rkjpsn]

Craaaaaaaacked!

[caralon3105]

Oh I get it. He's not concirned about safety of his friends, he only cares about his job. Thank you Cracked.com!

[MrEmadshalabi]

@caralon3105 You're a regular brain surgeon.

[caralon3105]

@MrEmadshalabi What is that supposed to mean?

[MrEmadshalabi]

@caralon3105 It means that you're quite good at detecting and stating the blindingly obvious.

[caralon3105]

@MrEmadshalabi I see...

[MrEmadshalabi]

@caralon3105 Oh lighten up, it was just one sarcastic jibe from a complete stranger- don't take it to heart.

[caralon3105]

@MrEmadshalabi I didn't say I did. Merry Christmas! :)

[MrEmadshalabi]

@caralon3105 You too. :)

[supermario0192837465]

Cracked, you've made my Christmas that much better!

[SoundDefenseRB]

Cracked.

[LittlePikachu]

This was uploaded for cracked.

[NezzedOne]

Cracked directed me here :P

[yourleaderDrChaos]

I didn't come here because of Cracked

also I'm lying.

[FeatherGirI]

Cracked.

[e12354]

Cracked!

[ryanmshepard92]

CRACKED!

[Kinglion432]

Cracked.

[TheGameneo]

what a dick.