Ted Crusty in 3 seconds - celebrating over 1/4 of a thousand videos

[Neboh420]

alright then joe... JESUS! nooooooo

[holylemon98]

aright then joe?, JESUS!, nnnoo.... :)

[aultsimb1]

hit 4 repeatedly

[germino777]

press Alt and f4 to see the flying panda

[iKyyLe]

What video was the "JESUS" from? :D

[Krurze]

@iKyyLe "Safety Sailor's very real Freak Accident"

[iKyyLe]

@Krurze Thanks :D

[UndertakerDigger19]

This guy is so badass that he can make thousands of people laugh doing the most stupid thing of the world without speaking any dirty word.

[eviltube1111]

@UndertakerDigger19 in america "jesus" is considered adult language.

[LightwaterValleyGirl]

Lolol

[MrBubblezx]

Is it just me or did it skip the 2nd second? O_O 0-1-3 o:

[maxter480]

@MrBubblezx no

[aquaambera]

what video does the JESUS come from

[PxShadowUK]

@aquaambera Safety Sailor's very real Freak Accident

[silenthillfreak156]

wow this video has left me in tears. i knew what to expect but shit man. good stuff. JESUS!

[eaglewings8]

@BadBOYScalpeR

Because it's funny?

[chaz010]

you should produce joe dummys and sell them.

[TasLon7]

How awesome is this??? In 3 seconds, you have covered all the essential elements of a Joe video... Ted Crusty... Joe... the bin... the step ladder... the cry! the disaster & the 'Noooh!' Succinct & paraphrased to the letter! Great stuff!

[Mewsevelt]

Wait a second... what happened to 0:02 ?

[MrVulgaris]

@Mewsevelt All right then, 0:02, how is your glitch-free, YouTube uploading going?... HNNNNNO.

[Drew6187]

This was the most greatest video ever.....

[robbe133]

It's like: JEZUS!

JEZUS: NO!

[BlazeX43]

Best man on the internet right here.

[andrerock5]

There was no 0:03

[blazerx900]

NNNAAAOH

[whazup15]

Finally something by him that doesn't make the like bar look like a lightsaber.

[pyromodder2]

THERE IS NO 2!

[ImRiizky]

Three best lines. *Wipes Tears*

[s654voe13]

i hope you do more like all the time, like i dunno... make one once every 2 months? :D

[MarshalToy]

Ted Crusty in a nutshell, basically.

[themcbobgorge]

my life in 5 words

[Zak7565]

he didnt say the no as funny

[MaisieIsAwesome]

This would be great as a remix.... xD

[SuperDonahoo]

hahahahahaHAHAH



[checkingavailabilify]

And to think, there's people out there who have the audacity to claim Ted is a one trick pony with repetetive humour.

[2xTapY]

there's no 0:02

[SwoobGuitar]

@2xTapY and no 0:04 :O

[AndreaManion]

which video did the 'NOOOO' come from?

[TedCrusty]

@AndreaManion Backflip tutorial gone wrong. It's all about the back and the flip.

[AndreaManion]

@TedCrusty Ahh ok, I just needed to see the source of the very emotional 'NOOO!!'

[stylo5001]

TEDCRUSTY, COULD U REPLY ONCE AGAIN FOR ME!?

[SuperDonahoo]

@stylo5001 NO



[Jasonater1]

I'm blown away by the fluidity of the editing here.

[nexisgamiing]

witch one is the one tht says JUESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i know my grammer sucks :L

[KilledYouDieNow]

Yep it is 1/4 of a thousand videos. And almost all of them suck ass.

[theElectr0ne]

@KilledYouDieNow And you have 16/20 vids and all of them are shit.

[machewbaccas]

I don't seem to follow how Joe goes from a washing line to a man crushed under a ladder and bin in a horrific manner in less than three seconds.. Such masterful video editing.

[3rdiDRaGZPS3]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 NNNNNNOOO

[GuyRodger]

ALRIGHT THEN JOE?

JESUS

N(

[xXR33D3M3RXx]

HAHA, hilarious

[9theshit]

Press 1: NNNNO

Press 2: NNNNO

Press 3: NNNNO

Press 4: NNNNO

Press 5: NNNNO

Press 6: NNNNO

Press 7: NNNNO

Press 8: NNNNO

Press 9: NNNNO

LOLZIES I CAN HAZ THUMBZ?@#$(

[ogboz]

@9theshit NNNNO

[ThePsihopaats]

probably the best video i've seen in decades !

[STS232323]

1. Let the video load

2. Press ANY Number key

3.NOOoooo

[homeyG75]

@STS232323 Nope. I pressed 0 and it started from the beginning.

YOU'RE WRONG! YOU WERE FUCKING WRONG! YOU'RE SPREADING LIES TO THE CHILDREN BY CONVINCING THEM THAT 0 IS NOT A NUMBER! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG!

Good day.

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

@homeyG75 OH JAYZUSS UR RIGHT!

[CordyBear1]

@STS232323 wats da any number key????????

[SadovnikovT]

Alright then let's watch this video

JESUS there is no 0:03 :O

NOOOOO

[DanielJamesHoughton]

Nice!

[BluefruitNMusicSnow]

Nnnnnohh!

[BluefruitNMusicSnow]

@tomsta117 Nah, dubstep is pretty cool.

[GSELife4]

The No makes me laugh every time dammit.

[whacdemspacz]

jesus!!!

[nemesis962074]

I'll watch the rest of it later.

[chriskeen84]

XD!

Jeehsuzz, naoouhhh

Love ur videos!

[strawberrydream99]

how come joe isent dead yet?

[Kraele]

I love how many of these comments repeat word-for-word what we just saw in the video.

[TheChedarCheese]

Aight then Joe ! ...

JEEZUS !!!

NOUH !!!

[iamnanosec]

alright then joe-

JESUS

no...

[me: hah]

[JacobyJenkins]

Why are these so funny?! xD

[StarGaar4443]

Genius.

[BeansOnGhost]

Twat! Stupid videos end off.

[Kryptnyt]

Joe only gets hurt when you're around, Ted. I think you should move on. Its for his own good

[Iarlaithtimmins]

All cite thin jo JEEPUS NOW

[DanielJohnsonVideos]

ALRIGHT THEN JOE?

JESUS

NNNNOO

[iKyyLe]

@DanielJohnsonVideos Yep... Thanks... now I know what he said... -.-

[666Shinedown]

naaw

[DrTheKay]

Lol

[grodeligrodeli]

hahaha the "NOH" is so fast.

[vkotis]

1 person thought it was real

[BigSmellyElbow]

Please, forever continue what you're doing.

[NitroCereal]

ONE M0:00RE TIME

[firestarter1357]

The continuity is something many of us can only dream of perfecting. After so many episodes you have demonstrated an ability to inspire us all without the hefty budgets some people have, with some incredible acting as well may i add. Well done Joe and Ted!!! May we have another 250!!!

[Xerxes4242]

This video had NEARLY everything I need from your video... it would have been much better for the ladder to be hitting during its clip. A solid 8, but I'm used to 10s from you.

[Goddessofaurora2108]

This is by far the most epic video I have ever seen! Ted and Joe should be running the country!

[hardy309]

THIS REPRESENTS EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IN THE UNITED KINGDOM TODAY !

[ixusmyself]

Alright then joe JEEZUS NOHHH

[scarhunter92]

dat editing

[frusciante349]

JEEZUS THIS VIDEO WAS GOOD! Btw, i got my owls and towels video game in the mail today and i am very pleased with it :)

[Zitroneengel]

I must had press reply more than in any other youtube video I liked, now make 1k videos by the end of 2012

[Zero254]

I like these videos.

[12mrbunny]

Still got the no in :)

[bmphotographydotpro]

I think Joe draws his own luck. Look how he makes that ladder move and acts like he's taking it.

[bmphotographydotpro]

You could make millions of euros with this video

[brotheratom]

Hopefully me watching this 30 times affects the view counter. If not, it was still worth it.

[Nootson08]

Celebrating the life of youtube in two sentences:

"Why Is There 373 Likes But Only 302 Views?!?!?! Thumbs Up If You See It Too"

[wasafan12345]

Alright then Joe...

JEEZUS!!!

NUOOOHHH!!

That about sums it up. lol

[xXSK83RXx]

LOL Y WERE U WEARING THAT AMAZING HAT?

[weirdal27]

Ted's "nnnnoooo" line is always a classic, of course, but does anyone else feel that his "JEEZUS" line is even better (and under appreciated)?

[Ufosxm]

OMG what a stunt on that stairs!!!

[AgonizedCandle]

You've summed up all of your brilliance in one 3-second clip, amazing! :D

[fightsandboobies69]

This seriously gets better the more you watch it

[Slimcufc]

THAT WAS JUST... THE EBST 3SECONDS OF MY LIFE!

[imahappyvirus5]

LOL XD

[webbhead92]

I sneezed and missed it. What happened?

[TheProjectMJ]

three seconds to type a comment, GO!

[ultrasonicninja123]

I don't know how much times I replayed this video.

[ozzzzy939]

AllrightthenjoeJEEZUZNOoh...

[doente5]

LMFAO

[superpheonixfire]

Lyrics:

Alright then, Joe

Jesus! No.

[Diareahpants]

i farted. please wipe me

[bmphotographydotpro]

BLISS



[AideeJennifer]

Those were the best 3 seconds of my life!

[hayden8b]

sayin gezzus...LIKE A BOSS!

[Metuzalem66]

Buahahah this is the best video you ever made! ;p

[dobrien09]

Joe is like Kenny. Just keeps coming back :)

[jreynoldswrap]

I've been subscribed to your page for a nearly a year now. The first night I stumbled onto your videos I was admittedly high on marijuana. I watched every single video you had at that time high as a kite. Even sober, these films have not lost any appeal on me. You're great.

[Freezure]

Alright then Joe. JEZUS! Noh...

[stoopidoooo]

@Freezure Yeah, I saw that part too.

[Nootson08]

This is the most accurate sum of Ted Crusty in 3 seconds ever.

[jimmyzeke13]

Thumbs up if you watched more than once

[ctommonufc]

Thanks Ted, i think you should write a screenplay. The Hollywood big shots would be sure to snap it up.

[DaFilipinoBoii]

That disliker must be one sad bastard...

[AmazingAlpaca]

TedCrusty, you sir are a legend. 

[bigbadb0bby]

It's fine pieces of directing like this that make me proud to be subscribed to someone so high up in the film business. Thank god for all the times that joe has survived...

[mountaingoat47]

3 seconds of awesomness

[nosalvation88]

well done then, Joe!

[SuperMrsnowman]

no

[RoieTRS]

HAHAHA 

[TrollingYouBe]

Run for president!

[whitsoxdude]

You have nearly 2/8 of a thousand videos as well!

[trje246]

@whitsoxdude i think you mean 4/16ths of a thousand videos. :oD hehe

[Weeveers]

simplistic brilliance.

<3

[SoafAndElsJoeLovers]

Joe and Ted you rule the world! We both love you! If you reply we will be so happy! OUR USERNAME IS NAMED AFTER YOU! Jeezussss! :DD

Pleeeasse replyy!

[TedCrusty]

@SoafAndElsJoeLovers Yay! Joe is so happy you honoured him like this!

[Ar15snhappy]

@TedCrusty nooohh

[SoafAndElsJoeLovers]

@TedCrusty good good, tell him he is god.

[descendent6667]

@TedCrusty make sure he doesn't get too excited, he might have a heart attack and die... again

[TheFounderUtopia]

@TedCrusty

May he rest in peace. Again.

[SoafAndElsJoeLovers]

The best EVAAAAAAR!

JEZZZZUS!

NnNnNnoooooo!

[wesleytarbuck]

Someday you will be remembered along side Albert Einstein, and Winston churchill for your great contribution to the world.

[TheShawtyKid]

Ive dedicated my untire social life to you and your videos

[cuntstolemyusernames]

That is the best Ted Crusty video evar.

[kiddoo13]

Allright then, Joe JESUS nhoo...

[burrFTK]

ROFL that was fuckin incredible

[Deathmetalgrowl]

Alright then Jesus? No...Joe.

[JBroMCMXCI]

You have been a pioneer of video special effects for the past 5 years and the world is a better place because of you. We now have films like Avatar.

[TedCrusty]

@JBroMCMXCI Thank you. Remember I was only involved in the FX and had nothing to do with the clumsy and unimaginative scripting.

[imortaldonkey]

JWAUA~

[Ruzlier]

2 videos a day for a year and youve got over 1k videos.

[wetwipey]

A terrific tribute to the Special FX that have been shown throughout the years

[custardcloud]

That's everything you need to know about tedcrusty!

[IfOnlyAlice]

This is made me really laugh and it was only 3 seconds long. Well done old chap

[ZormeX]

I subscribed you at the time the like-bar looked like Darth Vader's lightsaber

[Daco65]

all the video's in 3 seconds...and they make me lol hard. i love your work :)

[HcutiegirlY]

lol i love TedCrusty's vids, so hilarious even just 0:03 seconds :P

[Christmasgoat]

Yup, that pretty much sums it up

[elwispi]

@elvispiss funny name :)

[Adilrade]

yeah :D the best vid <3

[SnapSaviorEtc]

You are a fantastic human being TedCrusty.

You really are.

[ZeTugz]

Ted You are actually the best youtuber no lie

[takatoekoe]

i was your first viewer believe or not xd.

[wwwKx]

Alright then Joe JEEZAS!!! NNNNNNNAOH!!

[sukablianah2]

I was your first subscriber! Believe it or not?

[Apterygiformes]

What is the correct textual notation for TedCrusty's 'No!'?

[djscottdog1]

3 people died in this video :)

[adcuz]

TedCrusty - Censoring real accidents on YouTube with cutting edge FX since Sep 19, 2006

[folkelk]

@adcuz Censoring? What are you talking about..? Isn't this real...?

[VideoAdventurer]

Alright then joe - JESUS- No

[IAmMaarten]

aahh.. I remember when you had only like 50 video's

[spekje1390]

Ted, you are my hero.

[tonmereestgross]

I love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu full homo 8≠============D

[MrVulgaris]

YYYYYES