Google Translate trick

[KedingPrower1]

1) Go to Google Translate and

2) Type "Du hast Kohlmeisen" then

3) German to English

4) Laugh...

[StrawberrysRule1]

@KedingPrower1 you are gross

[KedingPrower1]

@StrawberrysRule1 I did nothing, I just found it, and thought it was funny, seriously, I'm a kid and laugh about the words like tits, boobs etc o-o

[lejovocaloid8]

The rest japanese marks means "tanku"

[UltimatePisman]

@lejovocaloid8 No, it means "tank", but you read it as "tanku".

[lejovocaloid8]

@UltimatePisman But if you translate it mark by mark -.-

[UltimatePisman]

@lejovocaloid8 Like I said before, you read it as "tanku", it's not "tanku".

[lejovocaloid8]

@UltimatePisman Ah, sorry ;_;

[UltimatePisman]

@PSNhemessen Yes, we are both Dutch.

[TheMooseofBattle]

Go to Google Translate

English to Arabic

Type "Tricks Hitler"

Listen to it in arabic

[ikvindaapjesleuk]

@TheMooseofBattle HAHA i laughed my ass of xDD

[ryanbogaerd]

@hvasaatykke Yeah and what if i already hit puberty?

[blijoms]

doesn't work anymore:(

[TheMrsio123]

ill just google it

[goldricardo4]

paste: buurvrouw wat heeft u mooie koolmezen en wat doet uw haan op uw ezel

its dutch and you translate it to english and then again to dutch and again to engilsh

its verry funny

[blijoms]

@goldricardo4

geniaal:D

[scoobz007007]

that is awsome dude but true

[UltimatePisman]

@scoobz007007 Funny to know you think that I'm a dude.

[TheYoshiKid]

@UltimatePisman well, it says man in your name, so i see how he made that mistake

[tacoziz]

@UltimatePisman funny to know that you dont know dude has no gender attached to it ;p

[UltimatePisman]

@tacoziz As far as I know, it does.

[Bosman1745]

Write:

1) ''Justin Bieber has a small penis''

2) Translate from polish to english

3) Then will appear: ''Justin Timberlake has a small penis''!!!

[UltimatePisman]

@Bosman1745 No, it says "Justin Bieber has a tiny penis".

[Bosman1745]

@UltimatePisman

Strange, at me look differently.

[UltimatePisman]

@Bosman1745 Maybe you didn't know, but I'm a native Polish and Dutch speaker.

[Bosman1745]

@UltimatePisman

Really?

[UltimatePisman]

@Bosman1745 Yes.

[sk8rnate322]

@UltimatePisman it says justin timberlake has a small penis

[UltimatePisman]

@sk8rnate322 Not in Polish itself.

[ikzoekeennaamerik]

ff voor de nederlanders hier:

nederlands vietnamees: is justin bieber homo

taal omdraaien (zo zien we het graag )

[ryanbogaerd]

1) Go to Google Translate and

2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then

3) English to Vietnamese

4) Copy paste the Vietnamese words

5) Vietnamese to English

6) Laugh

[UltimatePisman]

@ryanbogaerd Wow, that's a great one!

[carolineess97]

@ryanbogaerd haha love that one! also type in this; lolololoololloloollololloloooo­lollololoololollolool lololololoololoollolololololol­loollololollolawl and press listen, soo hilarious!

[greatmage371]

@ryanbogaerd nah they changed it lol. they made it "Justin had hit puberty"

[ryanbogaerd]

@greatmage371 oh no, a disaster!

[Ho3bahop]

Wat is hier grappig aan?

[UltimatePisman]

@Ho3bahop Het grappige hieraan is, dat jij geen gevoel voor humor hebt.

[Matttyyy92]

Thats because a Bowser, is a big tank that you store water in, where did you think nintendo got it from?

[thefemaleunicorn]

LOOL

[parradat]

notice it says webpagina lolol

[UltimatePisman]

@parradat What's so funny about that?

[awesomesaucedgame]

@UltimatePisman ik ben ook nl hallo lol :)

[maris2812]

myby because it have more then 1 translations!!!

[withashine]

i got bowser too. lol

[JakeTheCameraMan]

HAHAHA I got Bowser again.

[dragonkn707]

webpagina lol

[theofficechix]

translate from swahili to english the word "women" .... you will laugh ur ass off

[UltimatePisman]

@theofficechix Google is really racial, lol.

[yay4penguins654]

@UltimatePisman i think u mean sexist. HAHAHA FAIL

[UltimatePisman]

@yay4penguins654 No, I know what I say.

[yay4penguins654]

@UltimatePisman theeennn why is google racist

[UltimatePisman]

@yay4penguins654 I'd say, try to guess.

[NeoWynaut]

@yay4penguins654 'Cause she IS a GIRL maybe?!

Geez!

[UltimatePisman]

@NeoWynaut That's correct.

[yay4penguins654]

@NeoWynaut ummm.. since when is girls a whole different race?

[UltimatePisman]

@yay4penguins654 I didn't knew a better word for it, since English isn't my native language.

[yay4penguins654]

@UltimatePisman lol

[willempiekip]

@theofficechix gotta admit, that was pretty funny :)

[The1Mickonator]

I tried it, it didn't work :(

[UltimatePisman]

@The1Mickonator Because it doesn't work anymore; this video is from almost 2 year ago.

[The1Mickonator]

@UltimatePisman oh ok LOL

[TheMachineProducts]

ッ

[UltimatePisman]

シ

[nintendoaz]

how did u make that Japanese letter?

[UltimatePisman]

With iBus.

[noodliepoodlie]

@UltimatePisman

so you mean i need an iphone to do that?

[UltimatePisman]

@noodliepoodlie No, iBus, not iPhone.

iBus is the new Linux IME.

The old one is SCIM, but you'll need to configure that one by hand.

On an iPhone/iPod Touch/iPad, you can do it in the keyboard settings.

[noodliepoodlie]

@UltimatePisman

thank you but i don't really know what linux is (don't have to tell me, i'll google it)but again thatks for helping.

[sdutango]

Google just updated with new translator with narrator.

[UltimatePisman]

I know, it translated Bowser as クッパ (Kuppa), right now.

[sdutango]

what does that mean?

[UltimatePisman]

クッパ (Koopa) is the Japanese name for Bowser.

[GTAMASTER797]

Write "google translate does suck" and it say "google translate DOESN'T suck"XDXDXD

[UltimatePisman]

Lol, it works too!

[screaming4moreramen]

wat version of ubuntu do you have? i have jaunty jakolope

[UltimatePisman]

Me too.

But in this video, it was Intrepid Ibex, because Jaunty Jackalope wasn't out yet, back then.

[Fugiar]

how did you film this? with a camera?

[UltimatePisman]

No, with gtkRecordMyDesktop.

[Fugiar]

k, thanks. I read it's for Linux, too bad :(

[malde37]

Hey, I made a movie just like this, without knowing this existed! I didn't mean to copy you, but I thot it was funny too. YAY!

[UltimatePisman]

Saw it.

It doesn't look like a CopyCat.

[darkrailand]

i just use it to type in other languges

[UgisC]

This googletranslater is fucking horrible! IT CANT TRANSLATE ANYTHING RIGHT!!! i got 3 in russian lesson becouse of THIS PEACE OF S*** = GOOGLE TRANSLATER

[UltimatePisman]

I agree.

And that's why I never use Google Translate for learning Japanese.

[VonAqua]

لا تستخدم مترجم جوجل أنها سيئة

[UltimatePisman]

I know.

[douro20]

Automatic translation:

Google does not use an interpreter to be bad

[UltimatePisman]

Huh?

[douro20]

One guy responded to this video with the Arabic "equivalent" of the above.

[UltimatePisman]

Than you see more.

I clearly see "Video Responses (0)".

[BuzzcutsFTW]

Rofl it should say koopa that would be funny

[UltimatePisman]

Nah, that's normal (in the gaming world).

[RockRichard]

Sorry to ruin the fun...but (copied from Wikipedia) "The term bowser is used by water companies in the United Kingdom to refer to mobile water tanks deployed to distribute fresh water in emergency situations where the normal system of piped distribution has broken down or is insufficient."

[UltimatePisman]

Oh, so that's why...

Hmm.

[RtheDouble]

Hehe, Google Translater is screwed if u keep translating to Japanese and back to the original.

U've shown me this @ school XD.

Funny

[UltimatePisman]

I know.

[Arcanin912]

He is a turtle, of course its gonna be water.

[BanjoD453]

He's a tank alright, but water?

[thomasjello]

0.o bowser is a water tank?

[UltimatePisman]

I think so.

[U900Real1]

Bowser= water tank?

[UltimatePisman]

I think so.

[JumpDiveSlope]

lol