Santa Claus training by Marines at boot camp!

[0909bram36]

ROFL

[DawnChristineU]

Give me a ho, ho, ho! : ))

[3600kiba]

Bad training then cuz Santa didn't give me my barbie when I wad 5 haha jk I think it wad the fat one on the left

[johndeere445]

'I AM STICKY I'M IN PAIN, BECAUSE MY COCK IS A CANDY CANE.'

[YoshiDeLaGhetto]

"I'M AN ELF!" Omg I laughed so hard. XD

[nothingbutaFENDER]

how do you know?

[Joanne122554]

Hilarious! Great job! Only the Marines could do it. Just one thing... you talk about "Christmas" in the video, but at the end your message is "Happy Holidays." Santa or not, it's all about CHRISTmas. Merry Christmas and Semper Fi!

[CptSmokeAlot]

@Joanne122554 haha jesus isn't real just like jolly ol saint nick

[Joanne122554]

@CptSmokeAlot Then you haven't done your homework and perhaps you're smoking too much of something?

[CptSmokeAlot]

@Joanne122554 you're right I haven't found out that there were religions practicing nearly the same thing for thousands of years before christ.

[CptSmokeAlot]

@Joanne122554 Wow sounds like Lee Strobel totally fucked you into reading his book. Have you ever heard of this thing called lying?? He was probably not an atheist at all and had an agenda and you were a big enough sucker to buy into it.

Was his book free??

There you go.

[SirWilliamKW]

ROTFL!

[EyeSowwyMama]

Lmao

[PrayerCoach]

Hilarios GOLMAO

[lmg800]

I AM STICK, I'M IN PAIN, BECAUSE MY COCK IS A CANDY CANE!

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Lol check out santa's reaction when they throw his bag back in the water!

[webb20k]

because my cock is a candy cane... LOL

[BillWa]

He needs to put more tempre in his voice, he needs Gunny Lessons. Very Funny Though.

[HaloMaster441]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! dude this is to funny

[MadMickeyTV1]

did they say my cock is a candy cane...? or clock...? lol

[mindylinky]

@MadMickeyTV1 candy cane XD

[MadMickeyTV1]

@mindylinky lol XD no but seriously @ :37 i swear they say cock

[Catchaspoon]

@MadMickeyTV1 Uh, they did

[ChasidyStormscale]

"I'M AN ELF." LAWL OMG. hahaha!!

[crumblezzz]

lynda its cock lol..

[lyndaKu]

because my clock is a candy cane... LOL

[TheWatcherBis]

It's funny.

[derris]

GREAT 

[derrickp16]

HAHA HILARIOUS

[FoxSoldierMP]

"You're not an elf you're a Santa Clause!" LMAO

[fujicity]

GOOD JOB!!!

[robgilz1226]

becouse my cock is a candy cane lmfao

[mindylinky]

Bored Marines=comedy

[patapoufapouf]

I knew their was more than one santa!;)

[coleycole1029]

Love it!

Merry Christmas and Semper Fi!!!

[Sirmovesalot17]

did they all just say their cocks were in pain and sticky cuz they were candy canes?

[117rebel]

Looks like 2 people didnt make it through Santa training!

[TunesNorth]

Loved this vid,

Very well done.

Thank you for posting my friend.

To all the troops, may the spirit of Christmas find you

wherever you are!

Thumbs and Merry Christmas to all!

[vicjohusmc86]

Happy Marine Corps Christmas Santa Claus! Loved it!

[MattHughes2011]

Christmas is their Crucible...

Fantastic.

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

Is this real fat? is these real boobs? WHY YOU LITTTLE!!

[RobynZR]

' YOU WILL NOT FART ON CHRISTMAS!" AHAHAHAHA!

[Ricochet1495]

"There are two things that come out of the North Pole. Elves, and Reindeer. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!"

"I am an elf."

"I am an elf WHAT?!?!"

"I am an elf SIR!!!"

[jeffdunhamtobe]

Is this real fat?

Are these real boobs?

LOL!!!!!!!

[Gmatt0330]

your not an elf your a santa claus!!! lmfao

[nspartan011]

Lol

[C23456B]

lol wow. So funny!!!!

[matthew2496]

Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer walking home from our house christmas eve. you can say theres no such thing as santa but as for me a the marines we beileve

[rhinogoing2kill]

there are two things that come out of the north pole elves and reindeer which one are you? "i'm an elve" funny shit!!

[jeffdunhamtobe]

@rhinogoing2kill YOUT NOT AN WLF YOUR SANTA CLAUSE!

[michoacan684]

hahah thiz is funny ass fuck!!

[SVOddball]

I guess the first group of Santas are getting shot down too often...

[almostlds]

@SVOddball yeah its like that bill engvil song

[almostlds]

lol hey if they can go to boot camp how come i cant? ok j/ k this is so funny though thanks for posting

[SgtMajorShitLog]

Ok Sgt Grit, I thought there was only 1 santa retard. is that real fat, are these real boobs! lmao

[0909bram36]

wow, makes marines look stupid, amd im a marine!!

[coltontd]

@0909bram36 its ok bud i wanna be a HM FMF so i guess we can look stupid together

C/AB Drake

[flazz684]

I bet you the kind thatll candy cane a man in the ass and not even have the common goddam courtesy to give him a reach around sucker!! I'LL BE WATCHIN YOU!!

[19Xaam19]

they come in all sizes, big, fat... old xD

[72armystrong]

I love 00:34 it so fun and dumb...

[Voyevoda01]

lmao they tossed his ass into the fireplace

[SexcLexxc]

hahahaaaaa. im an elf!

[bunny153649]

im sticky im in pain cuz Santa's cock is a candy cane

The Few

The Proud

The Santa Claus

[zeromanthebest]

LOL =D

[tattooedbeauty1]

omg lmao

[ih234]

LOL

[LteeP]

LOL Christmas Drill Instructor lol

[TheProudAmerican777]

YOU OWE ME FOR ONE CANDY CANE.lol

[RebelStangII]

Hoorah! Merry Christmas!

GET"R"DONE & HAVE FUN!

[hundersoul]

Give me a Ho Ho Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aaroncastaneda08]

haha there cock is a candy cane LMFAO!!!

[yaneth0402]

To freaking funny!! "There are two things that come out of the North Pole, elfs and reindeers, which one are you!? I'm an elf... You're not an elf, your a Santa Claus!" LMAO! Brought back memories. SEMPE FI!

[E29Able]

LOL Parris Island in the North Pole.

[t22films]

LOL

[LegioXIIFulminata]

I am sticky,i'm in pain.Because my c*ck is a candy cane.

Is that real fat?Are these real boobs?

lol

[BroadCastTuber]

don't they issue the Santas the standard m16?

[JaradMoney]

they issue them a big candy cane that shoots marshmellows and supergot chocolate

[ChristainPatriot01]

YOU OWE ME FOR ONE GINGERBREAD COOKIE.

[ViciouslyEpic]

LMAO @ 1:11

[pchollyball]

I love the DI's red trousers. Absolutely fantastic.

[ChristainPatriot01]

The red smokey bear looks good too.=]

[orc42]

lol

[j3shika]

lol.

a santa version of boot camp. xD

[xn4jv3]

From my first day of boot camp, I always knew it would take nothing less than a Marine Corps Drill Instructor to get the Santas ready for Christmas, and now here is the proof!

I bet they get "Right Shoulder, Footlocker!" a lot, as it makes sure they have enough strength to carry the toy sack.

[UchihaAtHeart]

no kidding! the DI in the video reminds me of my Marine Corps ROTC teacher from high school.

[MontyPython134]

You're Santa's asses look like a a 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

[TrekkieAtlantis]

as a futer Marine I found this, awesome:)

[HalfHoly]

RAWFUL

[kong8765]

Lol. The DI took his red SSgt chevrons from his service Alphas and put them on his khaki shirt. Haha. And I'm guessing December 25th in this is like November 10th in reality.

[angelhelp]

Why'd the Santa Recruit reply, "I'M an elf" when he ought to have replied, "Sir, this Santa Recruit is an elf, SIR"? Just wondered...

ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING VIDEO! Where'd the DIs get the red campaign covers?

Can't wait to see what you do for Easter!

[kong8765]

Hahaha. I didn;t catch that the first time around. Are you in or a poolee?

[angelhelp]

My Marine (hardcharging) has complimented me more than once by saying I'd have made a fine Marine. I'm his mom and you better believe I wasn't going to let that one slip past!

Oohrah!

[kong8765]

Ha. Well Semper Fi ma'am. You and the wives have an untold story and bear a heavy burden waiting and not knowing.

[angelhelp]

I was certain I mentioned that I was his mom. Anywho, Semper Fi back to you, and a Happy 2009 as well!

I think the moms and the wives have equally tough jobs but for different reasons.

Further thought makes me wonder why we didn't see boot inspections. There must certainly have been plenty of good old chimney dirt to scrub off, and no way would these Recruit Santas be issued patent leathers!

I wonder about the duty belts too...

[Patrioticsoldr]

@angelhelp

There's a t-shirt that says "Think my son is tough? I RAISED HIM" and has the USMC logo on it.

[angelhelp]

Outstanding saying! Semper fi!

[bigmackwri]

I AM STICKY, I'M IN PAIN

echo:BECAUSE MY COCK IS A CANDY CANE

[Jackjr60]

OOH-RAH!!! AWESOME!

Semper Fi Sgt Grit and Merry Christmas!

[bigmackwri]

OOHRAH Sgt. Grit that was awesome! I was laughing the whole time! Is that real fat, are these real boobs! lmao

[Harb40]

OOH-RAH! I loved it. That was great.

Semper Fi Sgt Grit and Merry Christmas

[adryanv]

There are billions of children in the world. Do you think one santa is enough? :-)

[Archdezuel]

rofl

[troy00690]

Thanks Sgt Grit that was great.

Lcpl Cowey

[MomDawg057]

OK Sgt. Grit,

Thought there was only one Santa?

Scratching my head with big question marks floating in my eyes. ;)